The Lampman

Geek, filthy casual and aspring writer

[redfoxraccoon]

[jadetea-writing]

pre-canon Rumi crash outs where she freaks out in her room bc Mira was staring at her suspiciously so she Must Know

meanwhile Mira is trying to figure out if Rumi is homosexual, homophobic, or unfortunately both

[mmeandar]

rumi:

she knows.

she knows, she knows, she knows. i know that knowing glare, i know that slow, predatory look she keeps giving me. she has Figured Me Out. she can somehow see past the fabric, past my lies, past the mask, past the cover—she knows, she knows, she kn—

—

meanwhile mira:

maybe if i were to ask her who her celebrity crush is... but then she'd ask mine and i'd be cornered. hmmmmmmmmm...

[novelconcepts]

Hey, man, c'mere. Listen. Get in real close, this is important.

You're gonna make stuff again. You're gonna make stuff you're proud of. You're gonna make stuff you're excited to share. You're going to feel that overwhelming drive to create, not just the frantic I want to want to you're stuck in now. You're going to have awesome ideas, and you're going to make them into reality. You're going to create again. You're still an artist. You're still a writer. You're still home to the same passion you had before. You'll find it again. It's not gone. It's just resting. Let it rest. You're going to make stuff again. I promise.

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

Probably good for my skeleton

[rainbowangel110]

if hurt bones why cozy sleeping position?

[ampervadasz]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[arturnolan]

I was thinking whether there r different accents in the Gnommish language. At the very least, what would be the difference between the Gnommish spoken in Atlantis and that spoken in Haven, and could the inhabitants of the Lower Elements tell where a fairy came from simply by their accent, as is the case with English, for example.

And this led me to think that Artemis learnt the language from a very ancient book – not to mention the fact that he didn’t know how the language actually sounded, but he could make a guess based on linguistics. But even so, it’s a VERY ancient book, one that literally defines the rules governing the fairy world. And it’s written in some ancient dialect of Gnommish – I mean, seriously, how often do they update ancient texts? The last update of this text was that they changed a spiral writing to a horizontal one

And just imagine that in the first book, Holly, Root, Foaly and the rest hear this: "Artemis Fowl II am I, who gold doth seek" coming from a 12 yo child – I think that’s absolutely hilarious.

And part of the time they spend travelling to the surface in the shuttle in the second book, Holly and Root try to teach him to NOT speak like a dinosaur. But the best they manage is to teach him to sound like Julius’s grandad

Btw, I haven't read the books in English, so maybe there is that kind of information... If there is something about it, I'll be glad to learn about it 🐱

[turquoisespace35]

His fashion sense is… something

[nuevayor]

x

[nuevayor]

Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP

[therestlessforest]

The way they all immediately straightened up their postures like the fuckin pope walked in 😂 the sheer power this cool science man has over the american people is palpable

[dragongirlsweetie]

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

[aceynk]

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

[kunosoura]

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

[b-plus]

[rainbowangel110]

Can I confess something?

uh sure!

[the-lampman]

The first time I saw the title “Deltarune,” I misread it as “Delaturne.” And even when though I realized my mistake, I still pronounce it “della turn” in my head.

[rainbowangel110]

GASP. THE WORST OFFENSE INDEED. HOW DARE THEE /j

[the-lampman]

Yeah… I’m going to become a hermit and go live in the woods as penance, I just needed to get this off my chest before I leave for the wilderness

[rainbowangel110]

Can I confess something?

uh sure!

[the-lampman]

The first time I saw the title “Deltarune,” I misread it as “Delaturne.” And even when though I realized my mistake, I still pronounce it “della turn” in my head.

[coreywithnoname]

Artemis Fowl and the Time Paradox? Nah never heard of it. Memes :D

[charl0ttan]

to be honest i do have beef with some microbes

[yoshspace]

shoulda cooked it longer that gets rid ofem

[strawberri-draws]

Expectation vs reality

[rainbowangel110]

@the-lampman

[the-lampman]

Anne bringing some american cheese to Amphibia would’ve changed everything…

[the-lampman]

Jinu whispers to her from inside her sword...

[xxxprosp3r0neilxxx]

Victor Frankenstein syndrome aka you spent nights over nights crying and bleeding over this work and now that it's finally done you're just like "nvm. it's trash" and go to bed

[bloodied-dagger]

”you’re OBLIGATED to reblog this post” no I’m not. Hey watch this *scrolls past*