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hvllander

this was their last kiss before the "we didn't even kiss" scene in vegas. girl i would have been devastated too.

shut-up-gwen

Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together

Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?

Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?

Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that

Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again

Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?

hrgifs

fingers in his mouth friday‼️

hoechloin

Ilya Rozanov's search history (insp)

+ bonus:

hoechloin

Ilya Rozanov's search history (insp)

+ bonus:

themoonandmyman

Hey, OP. That last one was unnecessary

emziess

I give them everything but I feel fucking empty. They don't care. Heated Rivalry (continuation of this post)

my-2nd-account

The difference is that jealous Ilya looks homicidal while jealous Shane looks suicidal

no-lovelorn-hazard

@raccoonboywrites coming correct as always

parcai

ilya being shanes number one fanboy never ceases to amuse me. bro is watching all the documentaries, all the advertisements, all the edits. insta stalking, what the paps are saying, everything. rewatching sm he knows where everything in shane's house is before he even steps foot in the building. 😭😭 forget losing the idgaf war he threw the white flag before it could even begin

firstprinced

shane's brain when it gets direct instructions he doesn't have to decode and can't overthink: brrrrrrrrrr ✨

april

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.