Cartoon Connoisseur

Hi, my name is Combo and you're watching Disney Channel 🎼🎵🎵 She/They. Perpetually losing my mind over Animaniacs, tmnt, fnaf, and Star Trek 🖖🏽 don't worry about it, I'm probably fine. Pfp art by @@externallydead

[jaydenskyle]

The thing about Lord/Knight gay romance is that there’s no way you can cut it that doesn’t make the sex hotter. At a baseline, the Lord is allowing his subject to be his equal partner behind closed doors in a society defined by hierarchy their physical love a blaspheme against the laws of feudalism, but if the knight is dominant, they’re literally upending the fabric of society by having the Lord follow his Knight’s orders and that’s hot and if the Lord is dominant than it’s just another expression of his Knight’s sworn devotion to be at his lord’s service at all times and that’s hot and if it’s historically accurate Christianity then they’re not only desecrating and perverting the Knight’s vow, they’re making sinners of each other in the process and that’s HOT

[noccolibroccoli]

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

[ceeberoni]

you have to understand the glass shattering over my head i felt when THIS was the first message i saw from noa after his surgery

[teenagemutantninjatrauma]

losing my mind bro they took free tmnt 03 episodes off of youtube.............

[temunitu]

WHAT

[dragonslaved]

It would be a shame if I dropped my Google drive link to the entire serioh no. Oh no I can't believe this happened. I'm so clumsy I'm so sorry

[teenagemutantninjatrauma]

reminder that we are all friends simply sharing amongst friends this show that we all purchased legally. yay

[doinggreat]

Bad Bunny - Super Bowl LX Halftime Show (February 8th, 2026)

[girlhugger]

why the fuck did I just ask Siri for the definition of a word and it said I can ask ChatGPT to answer that for you bitch the fuck first of all I’m talking to you! second of all are you not connected to the Internet? It’s a word a real word???? what’s going on????? never in my life will I ever say ask ChatGPT for me

[thickness-protection-program]

So just so we're all clear ICE straight up murdered that woman in broad daylight and the government is calling HER the terrorist

[thickness-protection-program]

So just so we're all clear ICE straight up murdered Renee Nicole Good in broad daylight and the government is calling HER the terrorist

[animentality]

[prthedisaster]

[sacred-portal]

[medakakurokami]

[despazito]

Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy

[krambee]

noonoo….

[catchymemes]

[ruinedchildhood]

That's me!

[shadowgremlin]

My wife’s idea of decompressing after the busy holiday was to rearrange every piece of furniture in our home is this an ADHD thing or just a her thing

I’m not complaining the way she’s done it is much better than it was it’s just like how is this your idea of a relaxing weekend

[kaity--did]

Listen I don't get to decide when the drunk elf that is my executive actually does the functioning but when he does we have a SMALL WINDOW OF TIME before he finds the schnapps again and we're done

[honeysbunchesofoats]

[kaity--did]

yes this exactly

[luminouspica]

So to me, there are spoons (general energy cost) and carnival tickets (specific energy cost).

Spoons can be used pretty much anywhere.

Carnival tickets are only good for the carnival, and it’s only in town for a limited amount of time.

So like, if I get “kitchen cleaning” carnival tickets, I can’t use that to clean my bedroom, that’s not where the carnival is.

[troythecatfish]

[toocooltobeforgotten]

how grateful i am to not be a teenager during the era of tiktok

[thatgingerowl]

Nothing, just wanted to try to do as if I was doing artwork for Kim & Ron, maybe I could do Drakken and Shego, but ngl I had a weird project idea...

[homoquartz]

my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked