Not The Waifu You're Looking For

I'm Ryke, and I'm just here for anime girls and video games. I sometimes post destiny content, writing (rarely), and talk about anime. check my recommendation page and twitch channel!

[mitikokite]

SOON…………..!!!!!!!!!

[memeppoi]

ry_o_ta_: “https://t.co/H09FAEgJCP”

[animepopheart]

★ 極道畫師 | 緹亞莫（日常摸魚） ☆ ⊳ cordelia (fire emblem awakening) ✔ republished w/permission

[mg3kiryu]

she killed me with her beauty (I only got her to +5 in the end..)

[nadikusmo-deactivated20211201]

I’ve always thought how sad it is that Cordelia’s whole character is mostly about her unrequited love for Chrom, imagine if she went crazy enough to dress up as a bride just to have a fantasy marriage with him 🤔

[lynarc]

Finally decided I’m done with this haha

Wasnt supposed work on this much

[arirna]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[midhrastic]

[porterr-robinson]

[stachionalgeographic]

truly my last two brain cells

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

Visit Original Link

[cherryandsisters-deactivated202]

i can’t believe how much effort i put into this 

[sockablock]

Universal experiences that prove why D&D is both the best and worst game ever:

“Make a stealth check.” “45.” “Your character just stops existing.”

“Now he’s gonna attack you, and—aw, fuck!” “Did you roll a nat—“ “I rolled a nat 1.”

“That’s 34 points of damage.” “I’m dead.” “You’re not dead—“

“I’m gonna cast [every AoE spell ever] on that guy.” “Hey! I’m standing right next to him!” “You’ve got a lot of HP, you’ll be fine.”

“I’m not sure you can do tha—“ “Nat 20.” “…you do that, I guess.”

“Wait, can I go ask [enemy NPC] for info?” “No, you killed him. He’s super-dead! His blood is everywhere, he’s not talking.”

“Make a persuasion check.” “Well I rolled a 2, but with my modifier it’s a 25.” “Nobody is allowed to play a bard next campaign.”

“You’re not proficient in that.” “Can I still try?” “…sure.”

“Come on guys, you almost had it.” “It’s been 45 minutes. Can you just tell us the answer?” “No. I believe in you. Now solve my puzzle.”

And, of course, the greatest one of all:

“…[heavy sigh]. Roll for seduction.”

[shoujo-seinen-josei]

My heart, place it deep in your heart Hold me warmly, never let go of my hand Always and forever

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[cmyknoise]

a gem, this is a god damn gem

[blazeshard]

COMING UP: THE BEST LINE IN THE ENTIRE KINGDOM HEARTS SERIES

[blazeshard]

[barbarosboitoi]

this line is even better when you remember Ansem the Wise programmed the Prologue, meaning he thinks teens talk like this

[lemedy]

I can’t believe Ansem the Wise wrote Life is Strange.

[kujyoo]