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“Come on little fox. Wrap your hands around my throat.” ~ Violet
A grin that may have been considered playful turned feral as it spread across Penny's doll-like features. "Violet, be careful what you wish for," she cooed sweetly. If the other were human - she may never allow her to breathe again. But they played games like this often, testing limits simply for the thrill of it.
“Careful? When am I ever careful? You dear little Penny are the one who should be careful. Now. Do I need to say it again? Or are you actually gonna come play this time?”
“ i don’t steal, I borrow… indefinitely. ” from cat to xavier. 😂😂
“Why must you be this way? I swear I’m going to have to cuff you to a ceiling fan at this rate. You and your sticky fingers.”
CRITICAL ROLE SENTENCE STARTERS.
PART TWO. all taken from campaign 1.
“ i think i’m perfectly content with it being someone else’s problem. ”
" if he doesn’t have your allegiance in this room, he will not have your allegiance on the battlefield. ”
" i hope you have an necromancer in your group, ‘cos i’m looking at a fucking dead man ! ”
" i’ve got a scrooge mcduck sized put if xanax at my house i’m just going to dive into. ”
“ he’s got a beard, and the ability to kill me in my sleep. ”
“ there are going to be consequences to this, no matter what. ”
“ i’m terrible at naming things, i just go with whatever the first person shouts out. ”
“ the one true thing that gives these gods their power are their worshippers. ”
“ there’s always cost. we will all die, it just depends on how. ”
” there is destiny, but you still guide your path where it must go. ”
“ is it what was meant to be, or what you just really wanted, and it found you ? ”
“ i don’t think i can be fixed. ”
“ did it choose me because i was broken, or did it break me ? ”
“ you’re intimidating as fuck, you know that ? ”
“ true pain never really heals. ”
“ i don’t steal, I borrow… indefinitely. ”
” anytime i’ve seen anything attractive and naked today, it’s gone poorly. ”
“ it’s like wearing metal in a hot sauna ––– you just don’t do it. ”
“ you make a deal and it’s a deal, and you have to deal with it. ”
“ you and i could go down to his room right now and just kill him and be done with it. ”
“ would we be cursed ? haunted forever ? ”
“ you’re too happy to look like you come from money. ”
“ there are many things we wish for, but we have no choice but to take what we are given and make the best with what we have. ”
“ we don’t need heroes right now, we need survivors. ”
“ it’s adorable that they think they could stop us if we tried. ”
“ that’s a very dark and disturbing thought… i’m impressed. ”
“ i’ve been learning from you. ”
“ you’ve had a lot of good ideas… that’s not one of them. that’s a bad idea. ”
” we should either talk to them, or run away right now. ”
“ that is way better than our first idea, and yet still terrible. ”
Aleksander Kirigan “The Darkling” + costumes
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Send me ‘What If’ scenarios for my muse to answer.
Ben Barnes photographed by Lesa Amoore for The Swan Sittings - Sitting Four, 2014
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Hi, hello yes I am still alive lol
I started my small business and had some life shifts that took me away from writing for a bit, but I’m coming back and rising from the dead! I am eager to get back into writing so please come and hit me up!
welcomelust:
Isaac giggled and shook his head, surprised he even had the presence of mind to think of saying such a thing despite how drunk he was: “Nuh uh,” he licked his lips and wiped his chin. “Toys are sexy.
“I mean, I would love to help you as often as I can, but I also really like… like the image…” His fingernails trailed up her thighs. “Of you playing with yourself. Pleasing yourself. I wouldn’t…” He leaned into bite at her skin. “I wouldn’t want you to stop that just because of… of me…”
“Oh are they? You enjoy them yourself, or prefer watching a girl get herself off? Little peeping tom are you.” Her teasing tone shone as she leaned down to kiss his nose. It was cute. Isaac being between her legs talking about toys.
Her brow raised as she slowly got to her feet. She could hear tires outside and knew the food was here. “Then perhaps I will show my collection some time. Maybe even show you how a few of the toys work.” Fixing her little shorts Ophelia kissed Isaac slowly before moving to get the food. She opened the door and thanked the man, taking the bags and closing the door. Bringing it over to the table she set it down. “And if you like my toys that much after you see them in action, you can help me with them next time.”
- Bet you like to wear fancy suits, don’t you?
- Yes I do.
Some Shit I Heard While Watching YouTube !
Some shit that I thought was funny while watching youtube. Most of these comes from Jacksepticeye, Markipler, Unus Annus, Gab Smolders, Game Grumps, Corpse Husband, The Try Guys, The Watcher or Safiya Nygaard! Some of these have already been edited. You can edit them however you see fit!
“You fucking virgins and your weapons.”
“Home is where the heart is and I bet there’s some hearts in the walls.”
“I’m gonna murder everybody.“
“Is this the mythical fuckboy?”
“Have you ever experienced a triple homicide in the Institute of Culinary Education?”
“It’s so refreshing to kill everything in my path.”
“The thing about Pizza Hut, whenever I eat it, I feel energized. As soon as I swallow it, I am decimated.“
“I’ve never thought of any decision that I’ve ever made.”
“There was some typical funeral shit-“
“(Name) is both one of the smartest and one of the dumbest people that I know.“
“WHAT? WHY AM I GONNA MAKE THEM MAD?”
“I got to hell faster than anyone expected.”
“When I saw the child that was my partner, I had an audible gasp.“
“Am I gonna take that? Or am I gonna look behind me, and there’s a caged face man?”
“No one listens to me. I am… Practically a genius.“
“My defense is that (name) deserved to be shot out of the airplane like trash as well.”
“J’ACCUSE! Who did that?“
“I’m a dead man. I’m a dead man that walks around.”
“Enjoying some time at home! Where… My nightmares will consume my dreams.“
“You start to become numb to the things that you think you see out of the corner of your eye. You swear that there are things lurking right behind you, looking at you, watching you. And you forget that you’re supposed to not look at them. You’re supposed to not acknowledge them. The monsters at the corners of your eyes. They’re very real.”
“It’s like sinning. Except it’s not against the Lord Jesus and God above.”
“All my friends are dead and I’ve gained fifty dollars.”
“A BOP!”
“That’s a good point. There’s always still time for things to go wrong.”
“Every day you live is the worst day of your life with me.”
“Well that’s terrifying, (name)!”
“Oh my god. You. Even when you’re completely quiet, you’re the most annoying.”
“It’s embarrassing to murder.”
“I try to feed her and she runs away. I try to take her for a walk and she runs!“
“That baby is not a baby! It’s a jelly bean with a face!”
“Yes. I eat the same thing every day don’t make fun of me.”
“Do you think a fall from this height would kill me?”
“May you deem me, father… May you deem me worthy daddy.”
“This is up my alley. I’m in an alley and this is up my alley.”
“I’m eating the trash that I am.”
“These are not daddy’s favorite.”
“I’m a breast boy and a thigh guy.”
“Is (name) better than a global corporation?”
“When you’re about to leave this realm, laws don’t apply to you. They can’t arrest you if you’re dead.”
“You’re effectively committing insurance fraud!”
“I’m white so salt and pepper are all I know for spices.”
“This is Karen’s night out!”
“We sleep when we’re dead.”
“Now I grew up in Ireland, there’s demonic energy everywhere. I can sense these things.”
“I blame capitalism and the government!“
welcomelust:
“Oh my goodness yes!” Isaac exclaimed, heedless of any decorum or propriety–after all, how could he care about being polite and proper after having just coated Ms. Evanora in his cum? “Yes… yes please,” he repeated, stammering excitedly. “I’d… I’ll need a little time to… to recover, of course, but… once I’m ready, I… Yes. Oh yes. I think I would like that a lot.”
He giggled breathlessly and fell into another kiss, this one sticky and cum-flavored and delicious. He pulled back, flushed, clinging to her, and immediately fell upon her cleavage, lapping at his creamy mess while moaning into her skin. “Teach me,” he pleaded between kisses. “Teach me to please you? I want you… Mmm. I want you to cum as hard as I did, please. I want… Mmm, god, please…” He bit at her cleavage, gently, but hungrily.
“I want you to feel as horny and dirty and delicious as I do, please. I… Oh my goodness I need it, ma’am.”
His excitement was wonderful, but the sight of him cleaning her breasts of his cum was even better. Fingers ran through his hair to comb the fallen pieces in place. “Take your time. I have nowhere to be. We can take as long as you’d like.” Dirty images flashed in her head. Images of Isaac inside her, of his hands moving along her heated skin as she moaned his name into her mouth. It had her body flushing as she grew more aroused.
A soft moan left her as she felt his teeth take her skin. “I will teach you. Soon you’ll be able to take me when you please since you’ll know my body well. Maybe even wake up next to me in bed on a sunny morning. Our naked bodies lit up by the golden rays. your hands in my hair as I milk you before waking up. The soft kisses, your hands running along my spine, my thighs, touching me in all the right places.” Such a wonderful image that was.
My mental health has been bad for a while so I’ve been away trying to get myself taken care of. I’m better now than before, but still struggling a bit. Though I am down to rp to help distract me from how life has been
Xiumin ♡ ’Blooming days’ inkigayo stage (180422)