Some Shit I Heard While Watching YouTube !
Some shit that I thought was funny while watching youtube. Most of these comes from Jacksepticeye, Markipler, Unus Annus, Gab Smolders, Game Grumps, Corpse Husband, The Try Guys, The Watcher or Safiya Nygaard! Some of these have already been edited. You can edit them however you see fit!
“You fucking virgins and your weapons.”
“Home is where the heart is and I bet there’s some hearts in the walls.”
“I’m gonna murder everybody.“
“Is this the mythical fuckboy?”
“Have you ever experienced a triple homicide in the Institute of Culinary Education?”
“It’s so refreshing to kill everything in my path.”
“The thing about Pizza Hut, whenever I eat it, I feel energized. As soon as I swallow it, I am decimated.“
“I’ve never thought of any decision that I’ve ever made.”
“There was some typical funeral shit-“
“(Name) is both one of the smartest and one of the dumbest people that I know.“
“WHAT? WHY AM I GONNA MAKE THEM MAD?”
“I got to hell faster than anyone expected.”
“When I saw the child that was my partner, I had an audible gasp.“
“Am I gonna take that? Or am I gonna look behind me, and there’s a caged face man?”
“No one listens to me. I am… Practically a genius.“
“My defense is that (name) deserved to be shot out of the airplane like trash as well.”
“J’ACCUSE! Who did that?“
“I’m a dead man. I’m a dead man that walks around.”
“Enjoying some time at home! Where… My nightmares will consume my dreams.“
“You start to become numb to the things that you think you see out of the corner of your eye. You swear that there are things lurking right behind you, looking at you, watching you. And you forget that you’re supposed to not look at them. You’re supposed to not acknowledge them. The monsters at the corners of your eyes. They’re very real.”
“It’s like sinning. Except it’s not against the Lord Jesus and God above.”
“All my friends are dead and I’ve gained fifty dollars.”
“That’s a good point. There’s always still time for things to go wrong.”
“Every day you live is the worst day of your life with me.”
“Well that’s terrifying, (name)!”
“Oh my god. You. Even when you’re completely quiet, you’re the most annoying.”
“It’s embarrassing to murder.”
“I try to feed her and she runs away. I try to take her for a walk and she runs!“
“That baby is not a baby! It’s a jelly bean with a face!”
“Yes. I eat the same thing every day don’t make fun of me.”
“Do you think a fall from this height would kill me?”
“May you deem me, father… May you deem me worthy daddy.”
“This is up my alley. I’m in an alley and this is up my alley.”
“I’m eating the trash that I am.”
“These are not daddy’s favorite.”
“I’m a breast boy and a thigh guy.”
“Is (name) better than a global corporation?”
“When you’re about to leave this realm, laws don’t apply to you. They can’t arrest you if you’re dead.”
“You’re effectively committing insurance fraud!”
“I’m white so salt and pepper are all I know for spices.”
“This is Karen’s night out!”
“We sleep when we’re dead.”
“Now I grew up in Ireland, there’s demonic energy everywhere. I can sense these things.”
“I blame capitalism and the government!“
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