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im on ao3 @chansrroom where i post for DC (bruce wayne centric!)

[chnsrrm]

Making my batgirl cosplay is so fun because all I can do is imagine bruce wayne fresh from surviving training going to a fabric shop and awkwardly buying the roll labelled "PVC LEATHERLOOK SHINY SEXY GOTH KINK TYPE"

[chnsrrm]

“Alfred..?” Bruce murmured as he came to, seeing a figure hunched over his torso as he awoke on some sort of table.

“Feeling like him a bit, but no. Just me, Bud,” Clark responded, not looking up from where he was, almost skin-to-skin with the left cage of Bruce’s ribs as he sewed the man up, “Nasty gash, B, but I think I’ve gotten it pretty well done. Those night classes sure paid off, huh?”

“I don’t remember… How I got here.”

“I’m not sure either, B, just that you was on my balcony bleeding and crying.”

Bruce paused, brows furrowed, “Crying?”

“Talking about some… rules. Which makes me think we need a discussion because as far as I know you have one main rule and that’s to… you know…” Clark trailed off, staring dazed at Bruce's torn flesh.

“I didn’t. I wouldn’t. It wasn’t about that.”

“Okay, I’m glad. You really had me going.” Clark sighed as he tied off the stitches, “So, what was you on about then?”

Bruce couldn't answer. His mind was preoccupied with one thing:

“You still helped me? Even though you thought I killed someone?” the young vigilante asked.

“Hard to say when I would stop helping you, Bruce. I don't think there is a limit.”

“Everybody has a limit.”

Current word count for this WIP: 2k :3

[elissagothicity]

Creating my new tag Bruce Wayne is a saint cause I genuinely believe he is a pure-hearted and kind angel with only good and beautiful intentions

[robs-your-robins]

You know the whole Bruce can't cook schtick that we're all on? What if it's the opposite? Competent cook Bruce who loves making large, complicated meals for the family and loving dad Bruce who wants to feed his kids constantly. Bruce who bakes cookies for study groups, brings Tupperware full of soup, nourishing stews when the kids are sick or depressed or injured, visits with an entire cooler of meals prepped for their fridges. Bruce who cooks snacks and dinner before they go on patrol, fusses when the kids won't eat, knows all their preferences and allergies, Bruce who keeps ladling out extra servings because the kids aren't eating enough, Bruce who's love language is good food because that's what he had from Alfred.

[chnsrrm]

I will NEVER be on the "bruce is a domestically incompetent man" train

[katebeckets]

In theory, maybe I get the “we’re all just playing with barbies, they’re fictional characters, no interpretation is incorrect because it’s an interpretation” argument. But actually no, not all takes are equally valid. Framing something as an interpretation doesn’t mean it inherently has merit. Some takes are completely incorrect and betray a fundamental misunderstanding of the source material. They just aren’t a reason to harass people or send death threats

[overseer-picard]

[nikiexe0]

Ok wtf

Are the Bruce angst centric accs all getting cursed or smth? Why are we suddenly getting injured recently 😭

I got four layers of my skin peeled, occas got lung infection (?) Cotes also hurt and I remember one more acc saying they got Injured too—

[chnsrrm]

Wishing my favourite creators a speedy recovery and quickly working more fluff into my current fics.......

[superman-creampieing-batman]

Uhhhh I love them so much 😭😭😭

My babies. Gahh I want Alfred back, I fucking hate it, they had no reason to kill him off😭 Bruce needs his dad.

[chnsrrm]

Oh alfred ill never form a concrete opinion on you 🥹

[chnsrrm]

Strength training but instead of lifting weights I just drink more when I feel like i need to pee

[chnsrrm]

Absolutely stupid pennywaynes hc that im pretty sure is biologically impossible but Martha had heteropaternal superfecundation, basically twins from two different fathers and then twin b absorbed twin a and then Bruce, with a striking resemblance to the Wayne's butler was born

[chnsrrm]

magic de-aging bruce fic yippee

'Sir? Sir, you haven't checked in in almost two hours, are you in need of assistance? Are the entourage with you?'

“Alfie?” Bruce whimpered, “I- I don't know where- I'm in the city but I don't know.”

“Master Bruce?”

“Are you really real, Alfie? I- I hear you i-in this hat.” a sniffled, “Alfie ‘m so cold.”

“Master Dick, enough of these jokes- What channel is Master Bruce on?”

“Alfie please.”

or

For reasons unknown to the Justice League, magic has taken Bruce's memory and put him back to where he was at five years old. Until the magic users return from wherever they are, the Batfamily and the JL must deal with a five year old who wants his parents and doesn't know just how much his life has unravelled.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[medusas-daughter]

Of course they don’t like Milly Alcock’s Supergirl. She’s a grown ass woman with zero love interests who spends the movie saving her dog, casually dismantling a sex trafficking ring while she’s at it, and preaching the importance of being good, not nice or smiley or cheerful but good. I for one adored the movie and I really hope I’ll get to see more of Alcock’s Supergirl she’s now my favorite iteration of her and I love her so dearly.

[young-vandal]

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

i was training a young person at work, and she referred to sexual assault as "SA" out loud, and i immediately was like, "no, it's sexual assault, call it what it is," bc idgaf if the algorithm overlords have taught y'all that you should fear direct language, how tf do any of you expect to ever address real issues with any amount of seriousness if you can't even say the words? imagine an advocate looking a sexual assault survivor in the eyes and asking "did he grape you?" it's absolutely fucking absurd, but these young interns and new hires are coming into an environment where we deal with survivors of all different kinds of abuse, and they're coming with the mindset that the words are as bad as the actions, and that makes them shitty at the job and look juvenile af

i HATE self-censorship for a lot of reasons, but being in crisis work makes it even more frustrating. who are you censoring for? like i am being so fr, WHO are you censoring for? have you even thought it through? people who have been raped know that they have been raped. if someone attempts suicide or is grieving someone who did, saying "sewer slide" isn't going to protect them from any of the feelings. a murder victim's family isn't going to feel better bc you said "unalived" instead of murdered. if anything, it's just extremely invalidating and othering. it's saying "what happened to you is so bad that i won't even say the word," which is NOT trauma-informed care. you are not protecting survivors/victims when you self-censor. the ONLY things you protect when you self-censor are the puritanical ideologies that are being encouraged by rich fascists who want your money and obedience

say the fucking words, guys. just say the goddamn words before i go insane!!!

[superman-creampieing-batman]

I'm so fucking tired of seeing Bruce treated like shit in here man. Making fun of his traumas,his ideals for shits and giggles.

Belittling him, mocking him, harassing him constantly and then turning around and blaming it all on him because "he has a stick up his ass" is fucking disgusting.

I would like to see how Nightwing's fans will feel if Bruce decided to recreate the night Dick's parents died just for shits and giggles.

I would like to see how Red hood's fans will feel if Bruce decided to show up with Jason's parents ashes for a "joke".

I would like to see how Red Robin's fans will feel if Bruce constantly harassed Tim to stop being such a freak and shutting everyone down.

I would like to see how Robin's fans will feel if Bruce constantly mocked Damian's upbringing.

Not so fun now, is it? It's fucking stupid and disgusting and I hate everyone who does this to Bruce in the name of pranks. Y'all are disgusting.

[3hamstersinacoat]

[occasionalauthoring]

'duke thomas is the only sane batfamily member' being a tag but not 'bruce wayne loves duke thomas' really goes to show that people only want to use him as a puppet and don't actually care about him as a character in his own right.

[chnsrrm]

So deprived of ao3 interactions im starting to appreciate bots

[hourphaned]

two superman.... the batcave is going to be flooded tonight