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Selfish bastard is going to Albuquerque.

Hot take: Dean and Benny were gayer than Cas and Dean

this scene where Dean cuts his neck open and Benny has to physically hold himself back from sucking his neck was extremely erotic and they should’ve fucked nasty

sicksicksixx

the insane thing with dean/benny and dean/crowley is like— oh yeah they’re gay. they’re gayyyyy and they’re fucking. in a way destiel is not!!! and there’s even feelings there!! (esp with benny). but dean still loves cas more. chooses cas over both of them. risks their lives and betrays them etc etc

reminds me of this

“always happy to bleed for the winchesters” is a batshit line bc cas doesn’t take damage from bleeding

#what a dramatic cunt #yeah yeah he’s using it as a metaphor #for situations that he’s morally responsible to react to that the winchesters can’t control #cas there is so much wrong with you

the-mpreg-guy

that little thing dean does when he’s upset where he licks his lips and avoids eye contact

the-mpreg-guy

and then his face settles into the dimples of displeasure

sicksicksixx

do you ever think about how, for a moment, dean is just so happy to have cas in his arms before he remembers that this is the last time he’s ever going to get to hold him

#can someone make a side by side gif of this and cas telling dean he’s not there to perch on his shoulder #bc i’m feeling ill about the enemies to best fucking friends to lovers of it all today

cassierobinsons

sorry but why does every argument defending Sam against the classism allegations have this exact vibe

and I'm fully aware that sam was as poor as dean for most of their lives! which is why I'm baffled as to why so many of you talk about ivyleaguephobia like it's a real thing that we need to address.

cassierobinsons

yes, i get that sam is a brokey with a bachelor's and in that sense he's Just Like You Fr. i fail to see how that precludes being classist.

cassierobinsons

people are like. Obsessed with the idea that fandom is overly mean to sam because he went to stanford and it's like okay is that where we are now. Posting weekly screeds on how it's hashtag valid to go to the same college peter thiel did. or can we be adults and admit that treating an elitist institution as an escape hatch from your terrible life could result in a person internalising some less than stellar ideas about poor people who weren't able to bootstrap themselves out of a bad situation. can we admit that going to stanford provided sam with opportunities that most people who grew up as poor as he did could never even dream of. or would that risk exposing that a lot of you think Sam's upward social mobility is a proof of his superiority?

#very fun discourse to see bc my mom was raised middle class and then was lower class for a while #and she is one of the most classist ppl i’ve met #sorry mom not to shade you 😔#but growing up without a lot of money can create a mental enviorment where you’re so desperate to get out #that you end up judging the ppl around you who are drowning in it #bc you want to stop drowning too #i think that sam is a far more interesting character when you realize that a lot of his issues are caused by his desperate need for control #and part of that control is how people view him

sirpompet

I find the idea of Castiel getting jealous over Benny and Crowley funny because the whole time Dean was making his side pieces look for and help his boyfriend.

rubyone

“hbo sam” what is that. what do you mean hbo sam. he literally drank demon blood and had horny demon blood sex with his demon girlfriend on the television screen. you think he’s not hbo sam because he’s on the cw well that is your mistake. moving supernatural to hbo would only bring everyone else’s insanity up to sams level. show some respect

rubyone

literally one of the first things he does is crash a car into a house on purpose. what the hell

rubyone

this. dean makes bonkers choices and decisions but they are clearly because of the absolutely fucked up cocktail of neuroses that bangs about in his head and it makes you go Wow that guy has obviously seen some shit to think that’s a good idea. whereas sam is like so nonplussed and accepting of doing fucked up shit with barely any justification other than “yeah ok” that you go oh something is Wrong with him. he’s so awesome

steveyockey

the worst I ever felt for sam girls was when the dude finally thought he was having a prayer breakthrough but it turned out to be just. lucifer. your man really is the only guy on the show who never loses faith and thinks maybe he deserves a good thing once in a while and the writers said I’m gonna bring back the pervert who haunts his dreams

steveyockey

modern samgirls have to stop reblogging this this was a peace offering to the 2020-2021 era samgirls who died out. they were all really offputting and badly behaved and got really upset when he suffered at all ever and if you didn’t acknowledge he suffered the most of any person or agreed he was dean’s battered wife you were a heteronormativity enabler or something

#CRUING