it's me, officer bread

shasta|northern california|girl|aries|22|bi|year of the tiger|hour of the sheep|sanguine|esfj|5'1 3/4"

[generic-internet-name]

google docs HATES them! writer has a style that actually sounds like someone talking, not like a perfectly grammatically correct robot!

[generic-internet-name]

[tessas-ratblog]

[oneheadtoanother]

These stupid feds don't even know where the US is located 😭

[kotortwo]

ok but is it gay to touch dicks if both of ur dicks were put into a big finger trap by the saw puppet and the only way to get out of it is to move closer? is it gay then? if the tips touch a little to escape the saw puppet finger trap on your dick trap?

[kotortwo]

quickly.

[justghoulishthings]

BREAKING NEWS: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU

[heartseeker]

[catcrumb]

[mysharona1987]

[powerburial]

*skimming* will smith sucked prince harrys frozen penis and it made him throw up

[krishnahare]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Looks like you accidentally ordered the gromit mug mug. Rookie mistake.

[cannibalchicken]

[sobbing-space-trash]

How I feel everytime I have to be a customer

[beadyeyes]

Bisexual eminem: it's fun for me just to grab a boob plus the penis of another dude

[ponyoisms]

i hate when a poem is good. Fuck you for saying that for real

[thatadhdfeel]

surely i will not be consumed by my interests this time

[thatadhdfeel]

by talos this cant be happening

[tsunderemployee]

Life or death for Berryboy?

Life!!!!!

Death!

Voting ended onFeb 7, 2023

[czl]

they shoiuld make old posts get yellow like paper

[kegelgod-deactivated20160519]

How to spoon:

Dick hard on the butt

Titty in my hand

Kiss ya neck

Hell yeah

[toohot-tohoot]

What

[kegelgod-deactivated20160519]

HOW TO SPOON

DICK HARD ON THE BUTT

TITTY IN MY HAND

KISS YA NECK

H E L L Y E A H

[carbomcoco]

this is the only heritage post that matters to me

[memeuplift]

[capricornpropaganda]

We need to let adults fight without catching an assault charge...like I'm talking about consensual fighting. Not jumping folks, hiding no weapons none of that. Just going at it in the parking lot

[witchoil]

@stsathyre looking kinda dire out here :////

[adhoption]

PvP areas

[thyrell]

hey why the fuck is the map like that

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

alternate timeline where america is run by bees