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Prower/Miles, here!… With another !cu blog…. Haha…

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Welp. Intro Time.

It’s Terro & Adonis’s mod here again, with another OOC blog. Every astrisk in an rp has to have one to close it! So uh… hopefully @epprbcu-incorrect-quotes will be my only other ooc blog for the !cu…

Anyways. You can submit AU ideas if you want. But I’ll probably be focusing on these three:

Polybius AU — The creepypasta/"What if the !cu game was what Polybius was & that’s why it’s so fucking weird.”

Sonic/Tailsblr AU — What if it took place in the Sonic universe instead. This spiraled from a mix of “oh yeah Tails created tumblr in the Sonic universe, lol. Thank you Tails”, “Would Tails be a shitposter” (yes he would), & “oh fuck. Terro’s mod (meeee) chose their name off of Miles “Tails” Prower.

Tumblr Dev AU — Tumblr Staff made the !cu game & that’s why it’s so jank.

If you want to help flesh out these aus, or make more aus for some ungodly reason, my asks are open.

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Yep asterisk lore is now that you jump through the multiverse and record different versions of the game

Dammit now I’m gonna make a silly little design—

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Pspspspspsps it’s done. Made a !cu design. (For the base universe, anyways. Heheh.)

Bio stuff below if you can’t read it:

Name: Malice (Or Mal for short)

Pronouns: He/They

Species: …Demon? Maybe a shapeshifter?

Abilities:

Shapeshifting

Teleportation

Telekinesis

Time Travel

Multiverse shit idk

4th wall awareness

Weapon: None. They steal stuff from other universes.

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Just checking if this is still your design considering you usually go by Malice on the discord and don't really look like this. Is it an AU thing orrrrr

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It was pre-syscovery lmaoooooo I should probably make a different character or at least a different design for this

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Throwing the moths into Hollow Knight because :3

Wait. Hold on for a second here. Wait.

Adonis would be the Hollow Knight. And Terro would therefore be Ghost/the Vessel.

…

Pale King is Tyria. Not only because of how those two are both her “kids”, but because. Let’s be honest here Tyria making a bunch of kids and throwing them away because they had emotions and shit is incredibly in character. With the added bonus of being Doomed by the Narrative.

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You are now in charge of “Solving Shitty Saw Traps” Gimmick Blog. Solve all traps I make in under 30 minutes of posting or you will get Sawed

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Vaguely what I do. Wait when was this posted… oh, two minutes ago. Phew.

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Hi welcome to shooting-shittysawtraps in this episode where the fuck is my gun

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Wasn’t there a point in time where you weren’t EPPRBCU. Just a normal gimmick blog.

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Technically

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Oh absolutely. But he fell down the rabbit hole so hard you’d think it was Mt. Ebbot.

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Don’t give @the-multiversal-asterisk ideas

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UNDERGUN

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Tailsblr au aged GREAT am I right folks

(Only !cu server members would probably get what I’m referring to here)

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Tailsblr two?

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Tailsblr TWO: It’s actually canon now fucking help the Bug Trio mod please.

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Tailsblr au aged GREAT am I right folks

(Only !cu server members would probably get what I’m referring to here)

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AU where people can ask what happened to a dead blog without being rude

Sips mocha as I look at people in my askbox to deal with plotpoints (I lost motivation)

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I just had the worst idea

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Status au. Everyone is Status

Hhhhhh wondering how the Interrobang War would start since they’re all Statuses.

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AU where everything is the same but VanSkilled is gay and European

So they’re gonna have tan, well tended skin? With the killer shape they’re in to complement those slightly stubbly chins?

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that too, but i was referring to the coffin of andy & leyley au

I have no idea. I never played the game & have no desire to.

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so THATS where those [character]-buckets come from!

wait does anyone even remember what im referring to?

Not me.

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Omori AU

Suddenly reminded of how Patched!Adonis stabbed himself in the forehead to keep Actual Adonis from taking over again. & y’know. Was pushed deeper in the subconscious I guess.

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how would that au even work? /genq

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The Coffin of Andy and Leyley AU

Vanskilled is probably Andy and Leyley themselves, although with less eating people and they're not siblings in this case

Should I be concerned.

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what the fuck is this

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I'm willing to hear anon out, so long as they keep the demons and murder.

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ive never heard of this in my life. what.

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You don’t want to know.

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too late. seen worse. you do know im usually the you dont want to know whale penis chair sex simulator bee movie game plan b knock off movie guy right.

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We've already got the cults and murder and all that. One could even argue we have the cannibalism. We simply lack the guy with an obsessive, murdery sister who's way too into him.

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Ah. Sometimes I forget I’m not the only one who’s seen some stuff they probably shouldn’t.

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Dw about it, media's crazy sometimes. I only know anything about the Media in question because motherfucking Bijuu Mike played it.

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Oh, mood. Except that I got into a buncha stuff through being unattended with internet access during quarantine. Fanfic, browsing forums & Pintrest, the like.

But even then I was super fucked up lol. :3

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The Coffin of Andy and Leyley AU

Vanskilled is probably Andy and Leyley themselves, although with less eating people and they're not siblings in this case

Should I be concerned.

[unskilledpoint]

what the fuck is this

[advancement-made]

I'm willing to hear anon out, so long as they keep the demons and murder.

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ive never heard of this in my life. what.

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You don’t want to know.

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too late. seen worse. you do know im usually the you dont want to know whale penis chair sex simulator bee movie game plan b knock off movie guy right.

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We've already got the cults and murder and all that. One could even argue we have the cannibalism. We simply lack the guy with an obsessive, murdery sister who's way too into him.

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Ah. Sometimes I forget I’m not the only one who’s seen some stuff they probably shouldn’t.