for those who don’t remember, “mole interest” was an experiment I did 2 years ago because I wanted to test what causes tags to go trending on tumblr. My hypothesis was that all it takes is one (1) post blowing up in an established tag to make the entire tag trend.
I had randomly generated 2 words, which is where “mole interest” came from. I failed to consider that by generating a new tag, it wouldn’t have had enough posts already in it to prove what I now call “the mole interest effect”.
But now it does.
In 2023, we said “fuck it” a la mythbusters and ended up doing whatever it took to get #mole interest to trend. And it did. And it happened to be September 11th that day, and we managed to get #mole interest to trend ABOVE #9/11.
So, in the name of science, I ask you to reblog just this post. Let’s put the mole interest effect to the test.
#🤔 if we put this together with the repeated references to smashing the Ninth's life support systems with a hammer....#and the zombie apocalypse currently playing out on the ninth.... @mayasaura yessss correct
Instead of letting Gideon burn to save the ninth, harrow lets the ninth burn to save Gideon — which seems to have already begun by the end of Nona. DOES HARROW SLAUGHTER THE NINTH SURVIVORS ON PURPOSE and use the thanergy……. does she make an even greater monster of herself in the name of love……….. the last thing she would have ever done at the start of the series……………. an act of self immolation
Im also like Alectostasia is somehow involved for sure. not sure how we wedge in slathering burning turds on the great aunts tho
yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety
(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)
Hey so, a lot of folks in the Marble Hornets fandom are varying shades of new to it, and so didn't experience it coming out unfortunately, but apparently there used to be a marblehornets website that has been down since 2016, and I actually didn't know about it but my friend (@straycalamities) did and found it on the Wayback Machine.
I bring this up because while the images on the website are mostly broken now, it actually holds some really fascinating information on the characters that I have never seen talked about, like some of their majors in college!!
I am going to post snippets (as screenshots would get fucked up on mobile) and talk about them a little, but check it out here if you're curious.
Starting from the top and most passionate, we have Alex Kralie's description.
Director / Writer / Editor / Actor
Alex Kralie, born April 4th 1986, has been into making films since his early childhood, when he would make short sketch comedy videos starring himself and his cousins with his parents camcorder. He would then show them at “premieres” to his friends and family. That love has since remained with Alex, where he has been involved in many different capacities in various filmmaking communities. He is a double major in both filmmaking and photography, with a minor in theatre. He originally wrote Marble Hornets during high school and has continuously tweaked and polished it throughout his time at the university. He’s very excited to finally see it all happening after years of work!
Likes: Film, Directing, Art, my dog rocky.
Dislikes: Fakery, creative bankruptcy, passionless people, 9 to 5 jobs, unambitiousness, bad movies and film.
Wow, ain't that a breath of fresh air? A BIRTH YEAR! In a slenderverse series! In a youtube horror series, honestly! You never see it.
Alex's description is by far the longest and most passionate, a fact which kind of kills me knowing what he becomes. Working on a project he started in highschool, if there is anything Alex is, I suppose it is dedicated, all devoted to idea he gets in his head which he just can't seem to shake, huh?
Finally though we have a major for our tragedian! Two majors! And a minor! Sorry but I am genuinely so enthused about this. This paragraph really knocks home what I have always said about how Alex thinks, with his confidence and slight pretentious nature with a genuine passion and undertone of insecurity—and through the lens of him talking about himself! Wow.
But moving on to the lead, Brian Thomas!
Actor
Brian has been attending the university for three years, and is hoping to graduate after his next couple of semesters with a Bachelor’s degree in psychology and a minor in video production. He originally met Alex in Dr. Warren’s cinematography class where they collaborated on quite a few projects together. He’s very happy to be making his acting debut in Marble Hornets!
Depending on who you think wrote these, this description could be really funny. BUT WOW A CANONIZED WAY THESE CHARACTERS MET. I feel like I have won the lottery. Anyone else?
That is a really fascinating combination of major and minor too, [WHICH WE NOW HAVE FOR HIM, WOAH,] it really makes you wonder what Brian is doing though, and where his direction in life is, if he even knows. Its such a short and sweet and direct description, it is equal parts charming while hiding something under its surface you can't quite place and might even slip from your attention, which feels very emblematic of this character.
I'll leave you to read Sarah Reid and Tim Wright's bios on your own, but I want to point out that at the bottom of the page, there are two people who don't have them.
Both Seth Wilson and Jay Merrick are marked with a "coming soon" notice, with Seth listed as Camera/Co-Editor and Jay listened as... nothing. He is just slapped on there because. Why?
Probably because Alex wanted him there because he is his friend, but it is interesting to point out. Jay as I said before is a passive (though not meek) character, especially at the start of the series, and this just reminds me of that. He is here, but quiet and observing, not helping really as he trails after Alex because he is his friend, because they have a connection, because Alex can't imagine not having him here.
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I don't play games.
I'm not a gamer. I don't game. I grind. I am a FEMINARCHIST. That means three things:
MEN GO TO THE GULAG. For too long have we suffered their noxious fecal embrace. Now is the time for action, and other things like that. If you know a man, no you don't. Keep that shit to yourself. My blog is primarily a women-only space. HOWEVER. that doesn't mean men can't interact. Because some men don't know they're women yet. To deny them the chance to embrace the Feminarchy is foolish.
WOMEN are uplifted as the godlings and blessed protectors of my Perfect Dream, the Feminarchy
Anyone else CHOOSES based on their relationship to this binary. If they do not have one they can go to Purgatory, which is pretty chill. If they are both, it's half in half out. Make your own judgements
TRAITORS WILL BE DESTROYED
How do you do, fellow kids?
As a proud Feminarchy leader I dictate that kids should be allowed to vote. Start treating them like people and giving them a say in matters. If you're ageist, You're DEAD!!!!
Estrogen?
Yeah, we do that here. The Feminarchy has it for you. And we also have free testosterone for any fecal men in the gulag who lack it.
Equality?
Why should I be equal with the men who wholeheartedly reject the idea of women and treat them like trash? Why should I give them anything? They get what they fucking deserve. Lifetime of separation. Cheesecake Factory. The WORKS. Die alone or kissing other boys!
Wait, so I can't have a boyfriend?
Not unless you're a man. Men should be dating each other and leave us women out of it.
I'm AFAB! Do I go to the feminarchy or the gulag?
You go to where you fucking identify rather than basing it on your CASAB, asswipe. Get woke or get out. Stop being a TERF!
What about crypto?
What about it.
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We don't goon here. We also don't post on X. Nobody has X. We have XX. Or XY. Or any other variation. Point is, we're biological. I reject the machine. Let's face it: nobody likes the internet.
Bethany Rage: Traitor to Humanity?
Oh you bet. You bet fatherfucker. I don't care anymore. I was nice for TOO LONG while you fecal idiots got your rocks off PULLING YOUR SHENANIGAN STICK to XHAMSTER VIDEOS and posting in FEMINIST OWNED! comment sections on YouTube from sweaty losers with beards and constipation from the all meat diet. Enough is enough. I've had it with these fecal people
question for mod. spidergirl like muffet undertale or like spidergwen. or secret third thing. i am very interested in the term spidergirl i think it is very whimsical
therians? this doesn’t affect me in the slightest. weird transgenders? okay who cares. contradictory labels? none of my business. neopronouns? it takes 5 seconds of my time to google how to use a pronoun set this is like minimal brain work. bi lesbians? i don’t get how that works but the world will keep spinning. normalize minding your own business
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