Narwhal System

bodily 19, collective pronouns: the/they/she

[the-narwhal-system]

·  ·  ·  · ‧ ₊˚⊹ ♡ The Narwhal System ♡ ‧₊˚⊹ ·  ·  ·  · ‧

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— ♡︎ BASIC INFO

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♡ body age┊➞ 18

♡ collective pronouns ┊➞ they/it

♡ collective labels ┊➞ aroace spec, queer and trans(masc??)

♡ collective name ┊➞ Narwhal

♡ host ┊➞ Eddie/🌕

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Common Fronters

♡ ┊➞ Phil/🐦‍⬛

♡ ┊➞ Owen/💜

♡ ┊➞ Theo/🐝

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— ♡︎ IMPORTANT INFO

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✖ general DNI ✖

- basic dni criteria (bigots of all types)

- proshippers

- anti-recovery ppl

- ppl who tell others to kys (in /srs ways)

- victim blamers

Eddie(host) is front suck, and the lines between who we are when we're fronting together are kinda blurry sometimes, like we know there's more than one person there, but who are they? who knows, we don't (sometimes we do, but not always)

The body is disabled, white, and afab

@narwhal-butterfly is the host's main account

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— ♡︎ TAGS

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Theo= #theo/🐝

Owen= #Owen/💜

Phil= #Phil/🐦‍⬛

Eddie= #Eddie/🌕

Emmy= #Emmy/🦌

Telka= #Telka/🩵

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[buddybuddysystem]

bunny and being known

[pluralpolls]

Dissociative Experiences Scale - II

Self-assessment tool for Dissociation, Dissociative Identity Disorder, DDNOS (OSDD), and PTSD. DES scoring explained. Try it today.

plurals, what is your score on the dissociative experiences scale?

0-5

6-10

11-15

16-20

21-30

31-40

41-50

51-60

over 60

Voting ended onMay 21

the scale is geared toward a disordered psychiatric model, but the submitter is curious about the experiences of all systems

[ghostlybluetrain]

trying to design a character: "fuck uhhh i know they want gold jewelry??? how you ask? idk man they just told me. ya know how it is. what skin tone are they? what do their voice sound like? what are their political views? no idea they havent told me yet"

[tabris-the-seventeenth-angel]

@funnier-as-a-system

[whichcouldmeanothing]

new favorite seal video. lets clap with mama

[kyberinthevoid]

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

[the-narwhal-system]

@funnier-as-a-system

[kyberinthevoid]

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

[aric220]

[kaity--did]

how do you cope with "mama mama mama mama mama mama mama" 500x a second without losing you ever loving shit? I am this close to flipping out

I am going to sound insane but I need you to follow along with me here. When I have had enough of hearing my name, but I know I can't tell my child to leave me alone because she's literally dependent on me I will say "Okay! I'm setting a timer for 30 minutes! And until that timer goes off my name is Tammy!"

And if she says "hey mama,"

I go "I AINT YER MAMA WHAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT CHILD" in like a southern accent and she thinks it's the funniest fucking thing and she'll yell "HEY TAMMY CAN YOU GET ME SOME JUICE?!"

And it's also hysterical

I have to tell you, nothing really changed other than not hearing mama mama mama mama but- Tammy is rugged and loud and a line cook and Penny loves her. And when the timer goes off she says "MAMA IS BACK!!!" And then tells me about her time with Tammy and it's a lot less overstimulating

I highly recommend adopting a "moms not home right now" persona

[icannotgetoverbirds]

@funnier-as-a-system big fan of tammy tbh

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

[ka-di-gan]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[pluralquotebook]

(questioning) host, thinking about plurality: “It’s really hard to tell what’s imagination and what’s-”

💜🕸️, interrupting: <im real, dumbass>

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[the-narwhal-system]

Legit what happened with Phil, Eddie(host) was reading the fanfic Phil comes from and then put it down to go to bed and then Phil went "man I really miss Techno"

[crisismoth]

always reframe your mindset !!!! and never stop thinking about the character

"things are getting bad again" -> "im just like the character"

"i dont feel like myself" -> "the character is here"

"i dont feel connected to reality" -> "i am immersing myself in the character's world"

"who am i" -> the character! the character.

i dont know where i was going with this . have you ever thought about riding horses.

[memory-of-stargazing]

@funnier-as-a-system @funnierwhenfictionfolk

[florallychaotic]

Im gonna be so real can yall actually talk about ways we can support trans women in the UK instead of giving all the attention to fucking JKR. I already know that Harry Poter sucks, I wanna know how to actually HELP people. Something something you have to love the oppressed more than you hate the oppressor

[florallychaotic]

Instead of focusing on a TERF who we've known about for at least 8 years and giving her more fucking attention, we should focus on learning about and supporting groups like TransActual, a trans/NB run organization in the UK supporting and fighting for the rights of trans and NB people (tumblr straight up won't embed the link, suspicious)

https://transactual.org.uk/who-are-transactual-uk/

Im a usamerican and it took me literally googling "how to help trans women UK" to find them. The people on tumblr in 2025 aren't going to stop engaging with jkr no matter what you say, please put your effort elsewhere

[lopsidedtreetrunks]

Here's some other UK-based trans charities you can donate to if you have the means:

Mermaids

The Beaumont Society

Gendered Intelligence

Not A Phase

Also, here is a list of other trans-positive charities, including more general lgbtqia+ charities, and charities specific to each country in the UK.

[tall]

[fictivecultureis]

Fictive culture is:

“Oh shit the pope just died. …..”

*everyone turns to look at the hardcore atheist, religion hating alter*

“….I had nothing to do with this!!!”

[nitewrighter]

Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

[atsoine]

DID didnt ruin my life, my mom did. put some credit on a woman's name dammit.