twirl that mustache king

habs side blog because this is who I am now. idk what it is about that young man that compels me so, but your honor, I love him.

[transfedorov]

when i hate on a team its completely fact based and justified. when anyone hates on my team its because they are just too beautiful and have too much love in their hearts and everyone is jealous of this

[croszukis]

our d-corp giving hot, mean girls — PHI @ MTL 03.28.24

[croszukis]

when the 'montreal contract structure' everyone's praising is rooted in the love cole and nick have for each other and specifically cole's devotion to nick

[croszukis]

arpon basu calls it the cult of the habs and yeah a cult of love

[teddywesworl]

making a second powerpoint titled how to tell the difference between real life and the long game by rachel reid

[teddywesworl]

it’s got a slide that’s a collage of kaiden guhle’s face and the text says listen i know he looks like every guy at a truck stop in rural alberta but this man is not your enemy

[teddywesworl]

Had a dream that Kaiden announced he was bisexual through an insta reel revealing his relationship with Brad Marchand. I am distressed and nervous. Was set to moonlight sonata. Much to contemplate.

damn 😔 dream kaiden has bad taste

[teddywesworl]

moar horsies pls :)

twist my arm

i have a couple more i can do incorporating origin so those first

alex texier is a cob norman

david reinbacher is a lipizzaner

kaiden guhle and kirby dach are alberta wildies

ivan demidov is a russian don

oliver kapanen is a finnhorse

and then PURELY on vibes

doby is a clydesdale

jake evans is a standardbred

let's be real slaf is a thoroughbred

ummmm noah dobson is a sport type percheron

im running out of guys alex newhook is a morgan

and adam engstrom is an akhal teke but specifically a cremello one

actually bonus: gleb is a vladimir heavy draft

[the-nefarious-xhekaj]

me: why is engstrom an akhal-teke?

me: googles him

me: oh.

[genosmalkin]

Arber Xhekaj's top looks

[starrynet]

hockey players complimenting each other about looking huge/bulking up during the offseason feels similar to what it would sound like if bears could congratulate each other about preparing well for winter. like good job with the weight gain bro. that’ll increase your odds of survival for sure

[highest-violet]

I miss him and his vicious yet whimsical temperament

[vingtcoeurs]

[selkiesmile]

once you start referring to a sports team as we/our/us……… that’s when you know it’s over for you

[kissplan]

[filthyjanuary]

still thinking abt how cute it is that doby got matching personalized embroidered hats for himself demi and demi's gf

[habsmyheart]

“No one wants to play in Montreal” two of our most exciting young talents are at a world cup game singing a fan chant about their teammate and saying go habs go into a camera that has nothing to do with pr after both signing long, pretty team friendly contracts. Our 22 year old american calder winner is at development camp holding a presentation for the prospects after leaving money on the table with his contract and “preaching the importance of long term team friendly contracts” to other habs. Our american goalie changed the license plate painted on his helmet from his home state to quebec. Our captain is so good at his job and role in the team that his teammates bring him up in interviews all the time without being prompted. Our american 51 goal scorer wrote an article on how great it is to play with this team and what an honor it is to play playoff hockey in montreal and how much he enjoys it.

I think we’re fine actually for players that love succeeding together with their teammates and that give a shit about the community and city they play for and show it to the fans

[croszukis]

nick talking about 'outside noise' and being able to shut it out

arpon: just gotta make sure no one starts a podcast and you'll be fine

post-practice — 04.03.31

[croszukis]

what does his text messages look like today

[fabioquartararhoe]

[teddywesworl]

everybody going 'the bar is in hell' on that post kinda bugs me and im struggling to articulate exactly why. i think im reading it a bit as like... a complaint that we even have to give them credit for the bare minimum? when the point is that it is significantly more than the bare minimum in the big year 2026, when three of the hockey canada five are contracted in nhl orgs. like yeah. sorry. we have to grade on a curve. in an ideal world an nhl team wouldn't have to have these programs because we as a society would be raising elite athletes to already know about the dangers of impaired driving and the importance of consent by the time they come of age. but we are not raising the jocks this way. we are in fact still breeding lions, and we are rewarding or at least ignoring bad behaviour all the way up to the very highest level. it is therefore kind of a big deal that at least one nhl club is quietly, explicitly teaching the basics to its prospect pool.

[the-nefarious-xhekaj]

As a Certified Queer I actually think that picture of Cole with the scrabble tiles is the funniest thing I've ever seen. The fact that people on twt bring it up to try and show how the Habs suck actually is the second funniest.

I were his teammate it would be my phone lock screen. Send tweet.