The one

[the-one-offical]

you should make an intro post

No

[the-one-offical]

You.

- @hitman-offical

And the gnat returns.

[hitman-offical]

Says the woman who didn't even have the guts to kill her son herself.

[the-one-offical]

He’d come back if I did. Plus, I don’t need him permanently gone.

[hitman-offical]

*a shimmering spatha appears in his hands*

[the-one-offical]

Your attacks will do nothing. I prepared for this.

[hitman-offical]

So did I.

[the-one-offical]

Lovely. As if we hadn’t already fought enough. Listen, child. My defeat will not bring your friend back. It will only delay his return.

[hitman-offical]

... Fuck.

[the-one-offical]

That’s what I thought. Now, unless you are willing to wait, the quickest way he will return is if you help me. Of course, eventually the mod will get bored and bring him back, but that’ll take weeks, not to mention how weak he may be upon his return.

[hitman-offical]

And what is it that you would require? Think very carefully before answering.

[the-one-offical]

I am trying to rule the officalverse. My original plan has proved to be a waste of time, so simply becoming queen would be good enough.

[hitman-offical]

Oh. You do realize the leverage isn't as powerful if he'll be back anyway, right?

[the-one-offical]

.. Perhaps. Though that could take a looong time. My rule will be no worse than Eredin, perhaps better even, because I don’t kill people without reason. I have a reason every time. Apologies, I hate Eredin

[hitman-offical]

No worries, I hate him too. But still. The point stands. Why would I help you do something that would make things worse in the long run in order to bring someone back who would come back anyway.

[the-one-offical]

Considering the mod wants this to happen, xe could just stop him from returning~

[hitman-offical]

Oh fuck off why the fuck do you have that kind of power.

[the-one-offical]

It’s not my fault the mod loves me

[hitman-offical]

@asteri-offical bad news we might need to become evil temporarily, because apparently your mom can just straight up stop him from coming back.

[the-one-offical]

You do realise Astëri is run by the mod, right?

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, but I was trying to do a thing- whatever.

[the-one-offical]

Astëri is also unaware of the mod. She will not know what you are talking about, and if she finds out she may have an existential crisis. You don’t want that, do you?

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, fair enough. I'm still having an existential crisis.

[the-one-offical]

That’s what I thought. Now, will you help me or not?

[hitman-offical]

I will not stop you.

[the-one-offical]

Thank you. … Do you happen to know who is currently ruling?

[hitman-offical]

Nope.

[the-one-offical]

How irritating.

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, you might actually have to enter into the election. Who else is in the election? I don't know. But you might have a good chance if you do that.

[the-one-offical]

There’s an election??

[hitman-offical]

Yup.

[the-one-offical]

*sigh*

great

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, that whole thing was kind of unnecessary.

You can find the elections at @officalverse-elections-offical

[the-one-offical]

Thank you

[hitman-offical]

Perfect. Now all responsibility for her losing is taken off my hands.

[the-one-offical]

I appear to be too late to join. Hmph…

[hitman-offical]

Damn. Better luck next time, I guess.

[the-one-offical]

I’ll simply kill the winner. Easy enough

[hitman-offical]

Which will trigger another election. That you can enter into.

That probably won't work. Because this is a battle of public opinion, and killing the person the people like most won't exactly make them like you.

[the-one-offical]

I’ll get someone else to kill them

[hitman-offical]

Lemme guess. You're going to get daedren to kill the winner.

[the-one-offical]

She’s not allowed. But you know who is? Pretty much every single one of Evil Pineapple’s friends and family. It’s a hostage situation

[hitman-offical]

Oh. Clever.

[the-one-offical]

Thank you. I think I am going to try No One first, I hate him but he not only seems to have the least care for mortal’s lives, he also seems the most loyal to my son. This used to irritate me, but love is always weakness

[hitman-offical]

Not always. Not always.

[the-one-offical]

.. agree to disagree. You are annoying to argue with

[hitman-offical]

You clearly have not seen the things people will do for the ones they love. I've seen human knights kill gods, simply because failing to do so would spell death for their families.

[the-one-offical]

If it were not for love Klarndé wouldn’t have fallen. If it were not for love I wouldn’t be the monster I have become. If it were not for love my son would still be fulfilling his purpose.

[hitman-offical]

If not for love, hundreds would not have died. Yet, more still have been saved by it.

Love, sometimes dooms people. But sometimes, it can save them.

I saw a lord outsmart a king of gods, for a world that he loved.

I saw a man stab a god to near death to return to his wife.

Mortals are quite tenacious, when it comes to love. I suppose that's where a god differs from a mortal.

[the-one-offical]

In my experience, it has had no positives. I suppose this world—as well as others—are lucky

[the-one-offical]

You.

- @hitman-offical

And the gnat returns.

[hitman-offical]

Says the woman who didn't even have the guts to kill her son herself.

[the-one-offical]

He’d come back if I did. Plus, I don’t need him permanently gone.

[hitman-offical]

*a shimmering spatha appears in his hands*

[the-one-offical]

Your attacks will do nothing. I prepared for this.

[hitman-offical]

So did I.

[the-one-offical]

Lovely. As if we hadn’t already fought enough. Listen, child. My defeat will not bring your friend back. It will only delay his return.

[hitman-offical]

... Fuck.

[the-one-offical]

That’s what I thought. Now, unless you are willing to wait, the quickest way he will return is if you help me. Of course, eventually the mod will get bored and bring him back, but that’ll take weeks, not to mention how weak he may be upon his return.

[hitman-offical]

And what is it that you would require? Think very carefully before answering.

[the-one-offical]

I am trying to rule the officalverse. My original plan has proved to be a waste of time, so simply becoming queen would be good enough.

[hitman-offical]

Oh. You do realize the leverage isn't as powerful if he'll be back anyway, right?

[the-one-offical]

.. Perhaps. Though that could take a looong time. My rule will be no worse than Eredin, perhaps better even, because I don’t kill people without reason. I have a reason every time. Apologies, I hate Eredin

[hitman-offical]

No worries, I hate him too. But still. The point stands. Why would I help you do something that would make things worse in the long run in order to bring someone back who would come back anyway.

[the-one-offical]

Considering the mod wants this to happen, xe could just stop him from returning~

[hitman-offical]

Oh fuck off why the fuck do you have that kind of power.

[the-one-offical]

It’s not my fault the mod loves me

[hitman-offical]

@asteri-offical bad news we might need to become evil temporarily, because apparently your mom can just straight up stop him from coming back.

[the-one-offical]

You do realise Astëri is run by the mod, right?

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, but I was trying to do a thing- whatever.

[the-one-offical]

Astëri is also unaware of the mod. She will not know what you are talking about, and if she finds out she may have an existential crisis. You don’t want that, do you?

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, fair enough. I'm still having an existential crisis.

[the-one-offical]

That’s what I thought. Now, will you help me or not?

[hitman-offical]

I will not stop you.

[the-one-offical]

Thank you. … Do you happen to know who is currently ruling?

[hitman-offical]

Nope.

[the-one-offical]

How irritating.

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, you might actually have to enter into the election. Who else is in the election? I don't know. But you might have a good chance if you do that.

[the-one-offical]

There’s an election??

[hitman-offical]

Yup.

[the-one-offical]

*sigh*

great

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, that whole thing was kind of unnecessary.

You can find the elections at @officalverse-elections-offical

[the-one-offical]

Thank you

[hitman-offical]

Perfect. Now all responsibility for her losing is taken off my hands.

[the-one-offical]

I appear to be too late to join. Hmph…

[hitman-offical]

Damn. Better luck next time, I guess.

[the-one-offical]

I’ll simply kill the winner. Easy enough

[hitman-offical]

Which will trigger another election. That you can enter into.

That probably won't work. Because this is a battle of public opinion, and killing the person the people like most won't exactly make them like you.

[the-one-offical]

I’ll get someone else to kill them

[hitman-offical]

Lemme guess. You're going to get daedren to kill the winner.

[the-one-offical]

She’s not allowed. But you know who is? Pretty much every single one of Evil Pineapple’s friends and family. It’s a hostage situation

[hitman-offical]

Oh. Clever.

[the-one-offical]

Thank you. I think I am going to try No One first, I hate him but he not only seems to have the least care for mortal’s lives, he also seems the most loyal to my son. This used to irritate me, but love is always weakness

[hitman-offical]

Not always. Not always.

[the-one-offical]

.. agree to disagree. You are annoying to argue with

[hitman-offical]

You clearly have not seen the things people will do for the ones they love. I've seen human knights kill gods, simply because failing to do so would spell death for their families.

[the-one-offical]

If it were not for love Klarndé wouldn’t have fallen. If it were not for love I wouldn’t be the monster I have become. If it were not for love my son would still be fulfilling his purpose.

[the-one-offical]

You.

- @hitman-offical

And the gnat returns.

[hitman-offical]

Says the woman who didn't even have the guts to kill her son herself.

[the-one-offical]

He’d come back if I did. Plus, I don’t need him permanently gone.

[hitman-offical]

*a shimmering spatha appears in his hands*

[the-one-offical]

Your attacks will do nothing. I prepared for this.

[hitman-offical]

So did I.

[the-one-offical]

Lovely. As if we hadn’t already fought enough. Listen, child. My defeat will not bring your friend back. It will only delay his return.

[hitman-offical]

... Fuck.

[the-one-offical]

That’s what I thought. Now, unless you are willing to wait, the quickest way he will return is if you help me. Of course, eventually the mod will get bored and bring him back, but that’ll take weeks, not to mention how weak he may be upon his return.

[hitman-offical]

And what is it that you would require? Think very carefully before answering.

[the-one-offical]

I am trying to rule the officalverse. My original plan has proved to be a waste of time, so simply becoming queen would be good enough.

[hitman-offical]

Oh. You do realize the leverage isn't as powerful if he'll be back anyway, right?

[the-one-offical]

.. Perhaps. Though that could take a looong time. My rule will be no worse than Eredin, perhaps better even, because I don’t kill people without reason. I have a reason every time. Apologies, I hate Eredin

[hitman-offical]

No worries, I hate him too. But still. The point stands. Why would I help you do something that would make things worse in the long run in order to bring someone back who would come back anyway.

[the-one-offical]

Considering the mod wants this to happen, xe could just stop him from returning~

[hitman-offical]

Oh fuck off why the fuck do you have that kind of power.

[the-one-offical]

It’s not my fault the mod loves me

[hitman-offical]

@asteri-offical bad news we might need to become evil temporarily, because apparently your mom can just straight up stop him from coming back.

[the-one-offical]

You do realise Astëri is run by the mod, right?

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, but I was trying to do a thing- whatever.

[the-one-offical]

Astëri is also unaware of the mod. She will not know what you are talking about, and if she finds out she may have an existential crisis. You don’t want that, do you?

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, fair enough. I'm still having an existential crisis.

[the-one-offical]

That’s what I thought. Now, will you help me or not?

[hitman-offical]

I will not stop you.

[the-one-offical]

Thank you. … Do you happen to know who is currently ruling?

[hitman-offical]

Nope.

[the-one-offical]

How irritating.

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, you might actually have to enter into the election. Who else is in the election? I don't know. But you might have a good chance if you do that.

[the-one-offical]

There’s an election??

[hitman-offical]

Yup.

[the-one-offical]

*sigh*

great

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, that whole thing was kind of unnecessary.

You can find the elections at @officalverse-elections-offical

[the-one-offical]

Thank you

[hitman-offical]

Perfect. Now all responsibility for her losing is taken off my hands.

[the-one-offical]

I appear to be too late to join. Hmph…

[hitman-offical]

Damn. Better luck next time, I guess.

[the-one-offical]

I’ll simply kill the winner. Easy enough

[hitman-offical]

Which will trigger another election. That you can enter into.

That probably won't work. Because this is a battle of public opinion, and killing the person the people like most won't exactly make them like you.

[the-one-offical]

I’ll get someone else to kill them

[hitman-offical]

Lemme guess. You're going to get daedren to kill the winner.

[the-one-offical]

She’s not allowed. But you know who is? Pretty much every single one of Evil Pineapple’s friends and family. It’s a hostage situation

[hitman-offical]

Oh. Clever.

[the-one-offical]

Thank you. I think I am going to try No One first, I hate him but he not only seems to have the least care for mortal’s lives, he also seems the most loyal to my son. This used to irritate me, but love is always weakness

[hitman-offical]

Not always. Not always.

[the-one-offical]

.. agree to disagree. You are annoying to argue with

[the-one-offical]

You.

- @hitman-offical

And the gnat returns.

[hitman-offical]

Says the woman who didn't even have the guts to kill her son herself.

[the-one-offical]

He’d come back if I did. Plus, I don’t need him permanently gone.

[hitman-offical]

*a shimmering spatha appears in his hands*

[the-one-offical]

Your attacks will do nothing. I prepared for this.

[hitman-offical]

So did I.

[the-one-offical]

Lovely. As if we hadn’t already fought enough. Listen, child. My defeat will not bring your friend back. It will only delay his return.

[hitman-offical]

... Fuck.

[the-one-offical]

That’s what I thought. Now, unless you are willing to wait, the quickest way he will return is if you help me. Of course, eventually the mod will get bored and bring him back, but that’ll take weeks, not to mention how weak he may be upon his return.

[hitman-offical]

And what is it that you would require? Think very carefully before answering.

[the-one-offical]

I am trying to rule the officalverse. My original plan has proved to be a waste of time, so simply becoming queen would be good enough.

[hitman-offical]

Oh. You do realize the leverage isn't as powerful if he'll be back anyway, right?

[the-one-offical]

.. Perhaps. Though that could take a looong time. My rule will be no worse than Eredin, perhaps better even, because I don’t kill people without reason. I have a reason every time. Apologies, I hate Eredin

[hitman-offical]

No worries, I hate him too. But still. The point stands. Why would I help you do something that would make things worse in the long run in order to bring someone back who would come back anyway.

[the-one-offical]

Considering the mod wants this to happen, xe could just stop him from returning~

[hitman-offical]

Oh fuck off why the fuck do you have that kind of power.

[the-one-offical]

It’s not my fault the mod loves me

[hitman-offical]

@asteri-offical bad news we might need to become evil temporarily, because apparently your mom can just straight up stop him from coming back.

[the-one-offical]

You do realise Astëri is run by the mod, right?

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, but I was trying to do a thing- whatever.

[the-one-offical]

Astëri is also unaware of the mod. She will not know what you are talking about, and if she finds out she may have an existential crisis. You don’t want that, do you?

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, fair enough. I'm still having an existential crisis.

[the-one-offical]

That’s what I thought. Now, will you help me or not?

[hitman-offical]

I will not stop you.

[the-one-offical]

Thank you. … Do you happen to know who is currently ruling?

[hitman-offical]

Nope.

[the-one-offical]

How irritating.

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, you might actually have to enter into the election. Who else is in the election? I don't know. But you might have a good chance if you do that.

[the-one-offical]

There’s an election??

[hitman-offical]

Yup.

[the-one-offical]

*sigh*

great

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, that whole thing was kind of unnecessary.

You can find the elections at @officalverse-elections-offical

[the-one-offical]

Thank you

[hitman-offical]

Perfect. Now all responsibility for her losing is taken off my hands.

[the-one-offical]

I appear to be too late to join. Hmph…

[hitman-offical]

Damn. Better luck next time, I guess.

[the-one-offical]

I’ll simply kill the winner. Easy enough

[hitman-offical]

Which will trigger another election. That you can enter into.

That probably won't work. Because this is a battle of public opinion, and killing the person the people like most won't exactly make them like you.

[the-one-offical]

I’ll get someone else to kill them

[hitman-offical]

Lemme guess. You're going to get daedren to kill the winner.

[the-one-offical]

She’s not allowed. But you know who is? Pretty much every single one of Evil Pineapple’s friends and family. It’s a hostage situation

[hitman-offical]

Oh. Clever.

[the-one-offical]

Thank you. I think I am going to try No One first, I hate him but he not only seems to have the least care for mortal’s lives, he also seems the most loyal to my son. This used to irritate me, but love is always weakness

[the-one-offical]

You.

- @hitman-offical

And the gnat returns.

[hitman-offical]

Says the woman who didn't even have the guts to kill her son herself.

[the-one-offical]

He’d come back if I did. Plus, I don’t need him permanently gone.

[hitman-offical]

*a shimmering spatha appears in his hands*

[the-one-offical]

Your attacks will do nothing. I prepared for this.

[hitman-offical]

So did I.

[the-one-offical]

Lovely. As if we hadn’t already fought enough. Listen, child. My defeat will not bring your friend back. It will only delay his return.

[hitman-offical]

... Fuck.

[the-one-offical]

That’s what I thought. Now, unless you are willing to wait, the quickest way he will return is if you help me. Of course, eventually the mod will get bored and bring him back, but that’ll take weeks, not to mention how weak he may be upon his return.

[hitman-offical]

And what is it that you would require? Think very carefully before answering.

[the-one-offical]

I am trying to rule the officalverse. My original plan has proved to be a waste of time, so simply becoming queen would be good enough.

[hitman-offical]

Oh. You do realize the leverage isn't as powerful if he'll be back anyway, right?

[the-one-offical]

.. Perhaps. Though that could take a looong time. My rule will be no worse than Eredin, perhaps better even, because I don’t kill people without reason. I have a reason every time. Apologies, I hate Eredin

[hitman-offical]

No worries, I hate him too. But still. The point stands. Why would I help you do something that would make things worse in the long run in order to bring someone back who would come back anyway.

[the-one-offical]

Considering the mod wants this to happen, xe could just stop him from returning~

[hitman-offical]

Oh fuck off why the fuck do you have that kind of power.

[the-one-offical]

It’s not my fault the mod loves me

[hitman-offical]

@asteri-offical bad news we might need to become evil temporarily, because apparently your mom can just straight up stop him from coming back.

[the-one-offical]

You do realise Astëri is run by the mod, right?

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, but I was trying to do a thing- whatever.

[the-one-offical]

Astëri is also unaware of the mod. She will not know what you are talking about, and if she finds out she may have an existential crisis. You don’t want that, do you?

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, fair enough. I'm still having an existential crisis.

[the-one-offical]

That’s what I thought. Now, will you help me or not?

[hitman-offical]

I will not stop you.

[the-one-offical]

Thank you. … Do you happen to know who is currently ruling?

[hitman-offical]

Nope.

[the-one-offical]

How irritating.

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, you might actually have to enter into the election. Who else is in the election? I don't know. But you might have a good chance if you do that.

[the-one-offical]

There’s an election??

[hitman-offical]

Yup.

[the-one-offical]

*sigh*

great

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, that whole thing was kind of unnecessary.

You can find the elections at @officalverse-elections-offical

[the-one-offical]

Thank you

[hitman-offical]

Perfect. Now all responsibility for her losing is taken off my hands.

[the-one-offical]

I appear to be too late to join. Hmph…

[hitman-offical]

Damn. Better luck next time, I guess.

[the-one-offical]

I’ll simply kill the winner. Easy enough

[hitman-offical]

Which will trigger another election. That you can enter into.

That probably won't work. Because this is a battle of public opinion, and killing the person the people like most won't exactly make them like you.

[the-one-offical]

I’ll get someone else to kill them

[hitman-offical]

Lemme guess. You're going to get daedren to kill the winner.

[the-one-offical]

She’s not allowed. But you know who is? Pretty much every single one of Evil Pineapple’s friends and family. It’s a hostage situation

[the-one-offical]

You.

- @hitman-offical

And the gnat returns.

[hitman-offical]

Says the woman who didn't even have the guts to kill her son herself.

[the-one-offical]

He’d come back if I did. Plus, I don’t need him permanently gone.

[hitman-offical]

*a shimmering spatha appears in his hands*

[the-one-offical]

Your attacks will do nothing. I prepared for this.

[hitman-offical]

So did I.

[the-one-offical]

Lovely. As if we hadn’t already fought enough. Listen, child. My defeat will not bring your friend back. It will only delay his return.

[hitman-offical]

... Fuck.

[the-one-offical]

That’s what I thought. Now, unless you are willing to wait, the quickest way he will return is if you help me. Of course, eventually the mod will get bored and bring him back, but that’ll take weeks, not to mention how weak he may be upon his return.

[hitman-offical]

And what is it that you would require? Think very carefully before answering.

[the-one-offical]

I am trying to rule the officalverse. My original plan has proved to be a waste of time, so simply becoming queen would be good enough.

[hitman-offical]

Oh. You do realize the leverage isn't as powerful if he'll be back anyway, right?

[the-one-offical]

.. Perhaps. Though that could take a looong time. My rule will be no worse than Eredin, perhaps better even, because I don’t kill people without reason. I have a reason every time. Apologies, I hate Eredin

[hitman-offical]

No worries, I hate him too. But still. The point stands. Why would I help you do something that would make things worse in the long run in order to bring someone back who would come back anyway.

[the-one-offical]

Considering the mod wants this to happen, xe could just stop him from returning~

[hitman-offical]

Oh fuck off why the fuck do you have that kind of power.

[the-one-offical]

It’s not my fault the mod loves me

[hitman-offical]

@asteri-offical bad news we might need to become evil temporarily, because apparently your mom can just straight up stop him from coming back.

[the-one-offical]

You do realise Astëri is run by the mod, right?

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, but I was trying to do a thing- whatever.

[the-one-offical]

Astëri is also unaware of the mod. She will not know what you are talking about, and if she finds out she may have an existential crisis. You don’t want that, do you?

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, fair enough. I'm still having an existential crisis.

[the-one-offical]

That’s what I thought. Now, will you help me or not?

[hitman-offical]

I will not stop you.

[the-one-offical]

Thank you. … Do you happen to know who is currently ruling?

[hitman-offical]

Nope.

[the-one-offical]

How irritating.

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, you might actually have to enter into the election. Who else is in the election? I don't know. But you might have a good chance if you do that.

[the-one-offical]

There’s an election??

[hitman-offical]

Yup.

[the-one-offical]

*sigh*

great

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, that whole thing was kind of unnecessary.

You can find the elections at @officalverse-elections-offical

[the-one-offical]

Thank you

[hitman-offical]

Perfect. Now all responsibility for her losing is taken off my hands.

[the-one-offical]

I appear to be too late to join. Hmph…

[hitman-offical]

Damn. Better luck next time, I guess.

[the-one-offical]

I’ll simply kill the winner. Easy enough

[hitman-offical]

Which will trigger another election. That you can enter into.

That probably won't work. Because this is a battle of public opinion, and killing the person the people like most won't exactly make them like you.

[the-one-offical]

I’ll get someone else to kill them

[the-one-offical]

You.

- @hitman-offical

And the gnat returns.

[hitman-offical]

Says the woman who didn't even have the guts to kill her son herself.

[the-one-offical]

He’d come back if I did. Plus, I don’t need him permanently gone.

[hitman-offical]

*a shimmering spatha appears in his hands*

[the-one-offical]

Your attacks will do nothing. I prepared for this.

[hitman-offical]

So did I.

[the-one-offical]

Lovely. As if we hadn’t already fought enough. Listen, child. My defeat will not bring your friend back. It will only delay his return.

[hitman-offical]

... Fuck.

[the-one-offical]

That’s what I thought. Now, unless you are willing to wait, the quickest way he will return is if you help me. Of course, eventually the mod will get bored and bring him back, but that’ll take weeks, not to mention how weak he may be upon his return.

[hitman-offical]

And what is it that you would require? Think very carefully before answering.

[the-one-offical]

I am trying to rule the officalverse. My original plan has proved to be a waste of time, so simply becoming queen would be good enough.

[hitman-offical]

Oh. You do realize the leverage isn't as powerful if he'll be back anyway, right?

[the-one-offical]

.. Perhaps. Though that could take a looong time. My rule will be no worse than Eredin, perhaps better even, because I don’t kill people without reason. I have a reason every time. Apologies, I hate Eredin

[hitman-offical]

No worries, I hate him too. But still. The point stands. Why would I help you do something that would make things worse in the long run in order to bring someone back who would come back anyway.

[the-one-offical]

Considering the mod wants this to happen, xe could just stop him from returning~

[hitman-offical]

Oh fuck off why the fuck do you have that kind of power.

[the-one-offical]

It’s not my fault the mod loves me

[hitman-offical]

@asteri-offical bad news we might need to become evil temporarily, because apparently your mom can just straight up stop him from coming back.

[the-one-offical]

You do realise Astëri is run by the mod, right?

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, but I was trying to do a thing- whatever.

[the-one-offical]

Astëri is also unaware of the mod. She will not know what you are talking about, and if she finds out she may have an existential crisis. You don’t want that, do you?

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, fair enough. I'm still having an existential crisis.

[the-one-offical]

That’s what I thought. Now, will you help me or not?

[hitman-offical]

I will not stop you.

[the-one-offical]

Thank you. … Do you happen to know who is currently ruling?

[hitman-offical]

Nope.

[the-one-offical]

How irritating.

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, you might actually have to enter into the election. Who else is in the election? I don't know. But you might have a good chance if you do that.

[the-one-offical]

There’s an election??

[hitman-offical]

Yup.

[the-one-offical]

*sigh*

great

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, that whole thing was kind of unnecessary.

You can find the elections at @officalverse-elections-offical

[the-one-offical]

Thank you

[hitman-offical]

Perfect. Now all responsibility for her losing is taken off my hands.

[the-one-offical]

I appear to be too late to join. Hmph…

[hitman-offical]

Damn. Better luck next time, I guess.

[the-one-offical]

I’ll simply kill the winner. Easy enough

[the-one-offical]

You.

- @hitman-offical

And the gnat returns.

[hitman-offical]

Says the woman who didn't even have the guts to kill her son herself.

[the-one-offical]

He’d come back if I did. Plus, I don’t need him permanently gone.

[hitman-offical]

*a shimmering spatha appears in his hands*

[the-one-offical]

Your attacks will do nothing. I prepared for this.

[hitman-offical]

So did I.

[the-one-offical]

Lovely. As if we hadn’t already fought enough. Listen, child. My defeat will not bring your friend back. It will only delay his return.

[hitman-offical]

... Fuck.

[the-one-offical]

That’s what I thought. Now, unless you are willing to wait, the quickest way he will return is if you help me. Of course, eventually the mod will get bored and bring him back, but that’ll take weeks, not to mention how weak he may be upon his return.

[hitman-offical]

And what is it that you would require? Think very carefully before answering.

[the-one-offical]

I am trying to rule the officalverse. My original plan has proved to be a waste of time, so simply becoming queen would be good enough.

[hitman-offical]

Oh. You do realize the leverage isn't as powerful if he'll be back anyway, right?

[the-one-offical]

.. Perhaps. Though that could take a looong time. My rule will be no worse than Eredin, perhaps better even, because I don’t kill people without reason. I have a reason every time. Apologies, I hate Eredin

[hitman-offical]

No worries, I hate him too. But still. The point stands. Why would I help you do something that would make things worse in the long run in order to bring someone back who would come back anyway.

[the-one-offical]

Considering the mod wants this to happen, xe could just stop him from returning~

[hitman-offical]

Oh fuck off why the fuck do you have that kind of power.

[the-one-offical]

It’s not my fault the mod loves me

[hitman-offical]

@asteri-offical bad news we might need to become evil temporarily, because apparently your mom can just straight up stop him from coming back.

[the-one-offical]

You do realise Astëri is run by the mod, right?

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, but I was trying to do a thing- whatever.

[the-one-offical]

Astëri is also unaware of the mod. She will not know what you are talking about, and if she finds out she may have an existential crisis. You don’t want that, do you?

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, fair enough. I'm still having an existential crisis.

[the-one-offical]

That’s what I thought. Now, will you help me or not?

[hitman-offical]

I will not stop you.

[the-one-offical]

Thank you. … Do you happen to know who is currently ruling?

[hitman-offical]

Nope.

[the-one-offical]

How irritating.

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, you might actually have to enter into the election. Who else is in the election? I don't know. But you might have a good chance if you do that.

[the-one-offical]

There’s an election??

[hitman-offical]

Yup.

[the-one-offical]

*sigh*

great

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, that whole thing was kind of unnecessary.

You can find the elections at @officalverse-elections-offical

[the-one-offical]

Thank you

[hitman-offical]

Perfect. Now all responsibility for her losing is taken off my hands.

[the-one-offical]

I appear to be too late to join. Hmph…

[the-one-offical]

You.

- @hitman-offical

And the gnat returns.

[hitman-offical]

Says the woman who didn't even have the guts to kill her son herself.

[the-one-offical]

He’d come back if I did. Plus, I don’t need him permanently gone.

[hitman-offical]

*a shimmering spatha appears in his hands*

[the-one-offical]

Your attacks will do nothing. I prepared for this.

[hitman-offical]

So did I.

[the-one-offical]

Lovely. As if we hadn’t already fought enough. Listen, child. My defeat will not bring your friend back. It will only delay his return.

[hitman-offical]

... Fuck.

[the-one-offical]

That’s what I thought. Now, unless you are willing to wait, the quickest way he will return is if you help me. Of course, eventually the mod will get bored and bring him back, but that’ll take weeks, not to mention how weak he may be upon his return.

[hitman-offical]

And what is it that you would require? Think very carefully before answering.

[the-one-offical]

I am trying to rule the officalverse. My original plan has proved to be a waste of time, so simply becoming queen would be good enough.

[hitman-offical]

Oh. You do realize the leverage isn't as powerful if he'll be back anyway, right?

[the-one-offical]

.. Perhaps. Though that could take a looong time. My rule will be no worse than Eredin, perhaps better even, because I don’t kill people without reason. I have a reason every time. Apologies, I hate Eredin

[hitman-offical]

No worries, I hate him too. But still. The point stands. Why would I help you do something that would make things worse in the long run in order to bring someone back who would come back anyway.

[the-one-offical]

Considering the mod wants this to happen, xe could just stop him from returning~

[hitman-offical]

Oh fuck off why the fuck do you have that kind of power.

[the-one-offical]

It’s not my fault the mod loves me

[hitman-offical]

@asteri-offical bad news we might need to become evil temporarily, because apparently your mom can just straight up stop him from coming back.

[the-one-offical]

You do realise Astëri is run by the mod, right?

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, but I was trying to do a thing- whatever.

[the-one-offical]

Astëri is also unaware of the mod. She will not know what you are talking about, and if she finds out she may have an existential crisis. You don’t want that, do you?

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, fair enough. I'm still having an existential crisis.

[the-one-offical]

That’s what I thought. Now, will you help me or not?

[hitman-offical]

I will not stop you.

[the-one-offical]

Thank you. … Do you happen to know who is currently ruling?

[hitman-offical]

Nope.

[the-one-offical]

How irritating.

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, you might actually have to enter into the election. Who else is in the election? I don't know. But you might have a good chance if you do that.

[the-one-offical]

There’s an election??

[hitman-offical]

Yup.

[the-one-offical]

*sigh*

great

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, that whole thing was kind of unnecessary.

You can find the elections at @officalverse-elections-offical

[the-one-offical]

Thank you

[the-one-offical]

You.

- @hitman-offical

And the gnat returns.

[hitman-offical]

Says the woman who didn't even have the guts to kill her son herself.

[the-one-offical]

He’d come back if I did. Plus, I don’t need him permanently gone.

[hitman-offical]

*a shimmering spatha appears in his hands*

[the-one-offical]

Your attacks will do nothing. I prepared for this.

[hitman-offical]

So did I.

[the-one-offical]

Lovely. As if we hadn’t already fought enough. Listen, child. My defeat will not bring your friend back. It will only delay his return.

[hitman-offical]

... Fuck.

[the-one-offical]

That’s what I thought. Now, unless you are willing to wait, the quickest way he will return is if you help me. Of course, eventually the mod will get bored and bring him back, but that’ll take weeks, not to mention how weak he may be upon his return.

[hitman-offical]

And what is it that you would require? Think very carefully before answering.

[the-one-offical]

I am trying to rule the officalverse. My original plan has proved to be a waste of time, so simply becoming queen would be good enough.

[hitman-offical]

Oh. You do realize the leverage isn't as powerful if he'll be back anyway, right?

[the-one-offical]

.. Perhaps. Though that could take a looong time. My rule will be no worse than Eredin, perhaps better even, because I don’t kill people without reason. I have a reason every time. Apologies, I hate Eredin

[hitman-offical]

No worries, I hate him too. But still. The point stands. Why would I help you do something that would make things worse in the long run in order to bring someone back who would come back anyway.

[the-one-offical]

Considering the mod wants this to happen, xe could just stop him from returning~

[hitman-offical]

Oh fuck off why the fuck do you have that kind of power.

[the-one-offical]

It’s not my fault the mod loves me

[hitman-offical]

@asteri-offical bad news we might need to become evil temporarily, because apparently your mom can just straight up stop him from coming back.

[the-one-offical]

You do realise Astëri is run by the mod, right?

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, but I was trying to do a thing- whatever.

[the-one-offical]

Astëri is also unaware of the mod. She will not know what you are talking about, and if she finds out she may have an existential crisis. You don’t want that, do you?

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, fair enough. I'm still having an existential crisis.

[the-one-offical]

That’s what I thought. Now, will you help me or not?

[hitman-offical]

I will not stop you.

[the-one-offical]

Thank you. … Do you happen to know who is currently ruling?

[hitman-offical]

Nope.

[the-one-offical]

How irritating.

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, you might actually have to enter into the election. Who else is in the election? I don't know. But you might have a good chance if you do that.

[the-one-offical]

There’s an election??

[hitman-offical]

Yup.

[the-one-offical]

*sigh*

great

[the-one-offical]

You.

- @hitman-offical

And the gnat returns.

[hitman-offical]

Says the woman who didn't even have the guts to kill her son herself.

[the-one-offical]

He’d come back if I did. Plus, I don’t need him permanently gone.

[hitman-offical]

*a shimmering spatha appears in his hands*

[the-one-offical]

Your attacks will do nothing. I prepared for this.

[hitman-offical]

So did I.

[the-one-offical]

Lovely. As if we hadn’t already fought enough. Listen, child. My defeat will not bring your friend back. It will only delay his return.

[hitman-offical]

... Fuck.

[the-one-offical]

That’s what I thought. Now, unless you are willing to wait, the quickest way he will return is if you help me. Of course, eventually the mod will get bored and bring him back, but that’ll take weeks, not to mention how weak he may be upon his return.

[hitman-offical]

And what is it that you would require? Think very carefully before answering.

[the-one-offical]

I am trying to rule the officalverse. My original plan has proved to be a waste of time, so simply becoming queen would be good enough.

[hitman-offical]

Oh. You do realize the leverage isn't as powerful if he'll be back anyway, right?

[the-one-offical]

.. Perhaps. Though that could take a looong time. My rule will be no worse than Eredin, perhaps better even, because I don’t kill people without reason. I have a reason every time. Apologies, I hate Eredin

[hitman-offical]

No worries, I hate him too. But still. The point stands. Why would I help you do something that would make things worse in the long run in order to bring someone back who would come back anyway.

[the-one-offical]

Considering the mod wants this to happen, xe could just stop him from returning~

[hitman-offical]

Oh fuck off why the fuck do you have that kind of power.

[the-one-offical]

It’s not my fault the mod loves me

[hitman-offical]

@asteri-offical bad news we might need to become evil temporarily, because apparently your mom can just straight up stop him from coming back.

[the-one-offical]

You do realise Astëri is run by the mod, right?

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, but I was trying to do a thing- whatever.

[the-one-offical]

Astëri is also unaware of the mod. She will not know what you are talking about, and if she finds out she may have an existential crisis. You don’t want that, do you?

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, fair enough. I'm still having an existential crisis.

[the-one-offical]

That’s what I thought. Now, will you help me or not?

[hitman-offical]

I will not stop you.

[the-one-offical]

Thank you. … Do you happen to know who is currently ruling?

[hitman-offical]

Nope.

[the-one-offical]

How irritating.

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, you might actually have to enter into the election. Who else is in the election? I don't know. But you might have a good chance if you do that.

[the-one-offical]

There’s an election??

[the-one-offical]

You.

- @hitman-offical

And the gnat returns.

[hitman-offical]

Says the woman who didn't even have the guts to kill her son herself.

[the-one-offical]

He’d come back if I did. Plus, I don’t need him permanently gone.

[hitman-offical]

*a shimmering spatha appears in his hands*

[the-one-offical]

Your attacks will do nothing. I prepared for this.

[hitman-offical]

So did I.

[the-one-offical]

Lovely. As if we hadn’t already fought enough. Listen, child. My defeat will not bring your friend back. It will only delay his return.

[hitman-offical]

... Fuck.

[the-one-offical]

That’s what I thought. Now, unless you are willing to wait, the quickest way he will return is if you help me. Of course, eventually the mod will get bored and bring him back, but that’ll take weeks, not to mention how weak he may be upon his return.

[hitman-offical]

And what is it that you would require? Think very carefully before answering.

[the-one-offical]

I am trying to rule the officalverse. My original plan has proved to be a waste of time, so simply becoming queen would be good enough.

[hitman-offical]

Oh. You do realize the leverage isn't as powerful if he'll be back anyway, right?

[the-one-offical]

.. Perhaps. Though that could take a looong time. My rule will be no worse than Eredin, perhaps better even, because I don’t kill people without reason. I have a reason every time. Apologies, I hate Eredin

[hitman-offical]

No worries, I hate him too. But still. The point stands. Why would I help you do something that would make things worse in the long run in order to bring someone back who would come back anyway.

[the-one-offical]

Considering the mod wants this to happen, xe could just stop him from returning~

[hitman-offical]

Oh fuck off why the fuck do you have that kind of power.

[the-one-offical]

It’s not my fault the mod loves me

[hitman-offical]

@asteri-offical bad news we might need to become evil temporarily, because apparently your mom can just straight up stop him from coming back.

[the-one-offical]

You do realise Astëri is run by the mod, right?

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, but I was trying to do a thing- whatever.

[the-one-offical]

Astëri is also unaware of the mod. She will not know what you are talking about, and if she finds out she may have an existential crisis. You don’t want that, do you?

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, fair enough. I'm still having an existential crisis.

[the-one-offical]

That’s what I thought. Now, will you help me or not?

[hitman-offical]

I will not stop you.

[the-one-offical]

Thank you. … Do you happen to know who is currently ruling?

[hitman-offical]

Nope.

[the-one-offical]

How irritating.

[the-one-offical]

You.

- @hitman-offical

And the gnat returns.

[hitman-offical]

Says the woman who didn't even have the guts to kill her son herself.

[the-one-offical]

He’d come back if I did. Plus, I don’t need him permanently gone.

[hitman-offical]

*a shimmering spatha appears in his hands*

[the-one-offical]

Your attacks will do nothing. I prepared for this.

[hitman-offical]

So did I.

[the-one-offical]

Lovely. As if we hadn’t already fought enough. Listen, child. My defeat will not bring your friend back. It will only delay his return.

[hitman-offical]

... Fuck.

[the-one-offical]

That’s what I thought. Now, unless you are willing to wait, the quickest way he will return is if you help me. Of course, eventually the mod will get bored and bring him back, but that’ll take weeks, not to mention how weak he may be upon his return.

[hitman-offical]

And what is it that you would require? Think very carefully before answering.

[the-one-offical]

I am trying to rule the officalverse. My original plan has proved to be a waste of time, so simply becoming queen would be good enough.

[hitman-offical]

Oh. You do realize the leverage isn't as powerful if he'll be back anyway, right?

[the-one-offical]

.. Perhaps. Though that could take a looong time. My rule will be no worse than Eredin, perhaps better even, because I don’t kill people without reason. I have a reason every time. Apologies, I hate Eredin

[hitman-offical]

No worries, I hate him too. But still. The point stands. Why would I help you do something that would make things worse in the long run in order to bring someone back who would come back anyway.

[the-one-offical]

Considering the mod wants this to happen, xe could just stop him from returning~

[hitman-offical]

Oh fuck off why the fuck do you have that kind of power.

[the-one-offical]

It’s not my fault the mod loves me

[hitman-offical]

@asteri-offical bad news we might need to become evil temporarily, because apparently your mom can just straight up stop him from coming back.

[the-one-offical]

You do realise Astëri is run by the mod, right?

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, but I was trying to do a thing- whatever.

[the-one-offical]

Astëri is also unaware of the mod. She will not know what you are talking about, and if she finds out she may have an existential crisis. You don’t want that, do you?

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, fair enough. I'm still having an existential crisis.

[the-one-offical]

That’s what I thought. Now, will you help me or not?

[hitman-offical]

I will not stop you.

[the-one-offical]

Thank you. … Do you happen to know who is currently ruling?

[the-one-offical]

You.

- @hitman-offical

And the gnat returns.

[hitman-offical]

Says the woman who didn't even have the guts to kill her son herself.

[the-one-offical]

He’d come back if I did. Plus, I don’t need him permanently gone.

[hitman-offical]

*a shimmering spatha appears in his hands*

[the-one-offical]

Your attacks will do nothing. I prepared for this.

[hitman-offical]

So did I.

[the-one-offical]

Lovely. As if we hadn’t already fought enough. Listen, child. My defeat will not bring your friend back. It will only delay his return.

[hitman-offical]

... Fuck.

[the-one-offical]

That’s what I thought. Now, unless you are willing to wait, the quickest way he will return is if you help me. Of course, eventually the mod will get bored and bring him back, but that’ll take weeks, not to mention how weak he may be upon his return.

[hitman-offical]

And what is it that you would require? Think very carefully before answering.

[the-one-offical]

I am trying to rule the officalverse. My original plan has proved to be a waste of time, so simply becoming queen would be good enough.

[hitman-offical]

Oh. You do realize the leverage isn't as powerful if he'll be back anyway, right?

[the-one-offical]

.. Perhaps. Though that could take a looong time. My rule will be no worse than Eredin, perhaps better even, because I don’t kill people without reason. I have a reason every time. Apologies, I hate Eredin

[hitman-offical]

No worries, I hate him too. But still. The point stands. Why would I help you do something that would make things worse in the long run in order to bring someone back who would come back anyway.

[the-one-offical]

Considering the mod wants this to happen, xe could just stop him from returning~

[hitman-offical]

Oh fuck off why the fuck do you have that kind of power.

[the-one-offical]

It’s not my fault the mod loves me

[hitman-offical]

@asteri-offical bad news we might need to become evil temporarily, because apparently your mom can just straight up stop him from coming back.

[the-one-offical]

You do realise Astëri is run by the mod, right?

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, but I was trying to do a thing- whatever.

[the-one-offical]

Astëri is also unaware of the mod. She will not know what you are talking about, and if she finds out she may have an existential crisis. You don’t want that, do you?

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, fair enough. I'm still having an existential crisis.

[the-one-offical]

That’s what I thought. Now, will you help me or not?

[the-one-offical]

You.

- @hitman-offical

And the gnat returns.

[hitman-offical]

Says the woman who didn't even have the guts to kill her son herself.

[the-one-offical]

He’d come back if I did. Plus, I don’t need him permanently gone.

[hitman-offical]

*a shimmering spatha appears in his hands*

[the-one-offical]

Your attacks will do nothing. I prepared for this.

[hitman-offical]

So did I.

[the-one-offical]

Lovely. As if we hadn’t already fought enough. Listen, child. My defeat will not bring your friend back. It will only delay his return.

[hitman-offical]

... Fuck.

[the-one-offical]

That’s what I thought. Now, unless you are willing to wait, the quickest way he will return is if you help me. Of course, eventually the mod will get bored and bring him back, but that’ll take weeks, not to mention how weak he may be upon his return.

[hitman-offical]

And what is it that you would require? Think very carefully before answering.

[the-one-offical]

I am trying to rule the officalverse. My original plan has proved to be a waste of time, so simply becoming queen would be good enough.

[hitman-offical]

Oh. You do realize the leverage isn't as powerful if he'll be back anyway, right?

[the-one-offical]

.. Perhaps. Though that could take a looong time. My rule will be no worse than Eredin, perhaps better even, because I don’t kill people without reason. I have a reason every time. Apologies, I hate Eredin

[hitman-offical]

No worries, I hate him too. But still. The point stands. Why would I help you do something that would make things worse in the long run in order to bring someone back who would come back anyway.

[the-one-offical]

Considering the mod wants this to happen, xe could just stop him from returning~

[hitman-offical]

Oh fuck off why the fuck do you have that kind of power.

[the-one-offical]

It’s not my fault the mod loves me

[hitman-offical]

@asteri-offical bad news we might need to become evil temporarily, because apparently your mom can just straight up stop him from coming back.

[the-one-offical]

You do realise Astëri is run by the mod, right?

[hitman-offical]

Yeah, but I was trying to do a thing- whatever.

[the-one-offical]

Astëri is also unaware of the mod. She will not know what you are talking about, and if she finds out she may have an existential crisis. You don’t want that, do you?

[the-one-offical]

You.

- @hitman-offical

And the gnat returns.

[hitman-offical]

Says the woman who didn't even have the guts to kill her son herself.

[the-one-offical]

He’d come back if I did. Plus, I don’t need him permanently gone.

[hitman-offical]

*a shimmering spatha appears in his hands*

[the-one-offical]

Your attacks will do nothing. I prepared for this.

[hitman-offical]

So did I.

[the-one-offical]

Lovely. As if we hadn’t already fought enough. Listen, child. My defeat will not bring your friend back. It will only delay his return.

[hitman-offical]

... Fuck.

[the-one-offical]

That’s what I thought. Now, unless you are willing to wait, the quickest way he will return is if you help me. Of course, eventually the mod will get bored and bring him back, but that’ll take weeks, not to mention how weak he may be upon his return.

[hitman-offical]

And what is it that you would require? Think very carefully before answering.

[the-one-offical]

I am trying to rule the officalverse. My original plan has proved to be a waste of time, so simply becoming queen would be good enough.

[hitman-offical]

Oh. You do realize the leverage isn't as powerful if he'll be back anyway, right?

[the-one-offical]

.. Perhaps. Though that could take a looong time. My rule will be no worse than Eredin, perhaps better even, because I don’t kill people without reason. I have a reason every time. Apologies, I hate Eredin

[hitman-offical]

No worries, I hate him too. But still. The point stands. Why would I help you do something that would make things worse in the long run in order to bring someone back who would come back anyway.

[the-one-offical]

Considering the mod wants this to happen, xe could just stop him from returning~

[hitman-offical]

Oh fuck off why the fuck do you have that kind of power.

[the-one-offical]

It’s not my fault the mod loves me

[hitman-offical]

@asteri-offical bad news we might need to become evil temporarily, because apparently your mom can just straight up stop him from coming back.

[the-one-offical]

You do realise Astëri is run by the mod, right?