The one

[the-one-offical]

you should make an intro post

No

[sw0apw4ter]

Wow I actually drew again

Alt versions under cut

[evilpineapple-offical]

OOC:

fun fact!! Most humanoid black holes from Klardné have to form skirts or similar things bc they do in fact usually have genitals. The One, however, is very magical and special and simply does not have anything down there. Some of her species are constantly side-eyeing her because they’re jealous. Why are they jealous? Getting clothing as a black hole is very difficult ok. they’re doing their best. Meanwhile The One has a get out of clothes free card

[child-of-wrath]

no more kinky pervy asexuals. i'm getting rid of them. no more sweet pure uwu baby asexuals either. we're going back to our roots and becoming heartless unloving killers again #serialkillersummer

[aspecmemesdaily]

Day 748

[evilpineapple-offical]

OOC:

:3

The two unknown ones are Modnoc (blue) and the awesome unnamed lady (pink) (also The One’s last friend to die who’s relationship was somewhere between a friendship and a qpr and some secret third thing)

[the-one-offical]

So, like... Were you always like... This? Bitter and vengeful?

Or is it a quality you developed after your friends all died?

- @hitman-offical

Ah…

*she seems almost angry*

And why should I tell you?

[hitman-offical]

Well for one thing, it might give me some clues as to how we could dissuade you from causing any more harm.

[the-one-offical]

That doesn’t seem like it helps me

[hitman-offical]

It could. it could help you a lot.

[the-one-offical]

Why do you say that?

[hitman-offical]

I will not elaborate further until the answer is given. Don't want to influence your answer and all that.

[the-one-offical]

Hm. Fine. No, I was not always like this. I wasn’t exactly kind either though, I have always longed for power.

[hitman-offical]

I see. So, in other words, you had flaws until your friends died, then those flaws escalated to become your whole personality.

[the-one-offical]

They’re not my whole personality. I still have hobbies.

[hitman-offical]

Like what?

[the-one-offical]

.. well-

*sigh*

Nevermind

[hitman-offical]

Knew it! No hobbies.

Anyways, since that was the answer I have a few ideas to help you with, here are my ideas.

The first one- we break into whatever weird god afterlife your friends went to. And bust them out.

The second, more reasonable one- I use my weird time travel, alongside a few devices I made to make the time travel more intentional. And go back to stop your friends from dying in the first place. And teleport them back to the point we left from in order to avoid any paradoxes.

The third, hilariously implausible one- you just get therapy.

I mean, I guess there's the option of just killing you. But I don't think that's going to be the one you pick.

[the-one-offical]

I have tried the first two. Neither worked. Apparently the king hates it when people time travel in his perfect little universe, and Daedren doesn’t have their souls. They were likely destroyed.

[hitman-offical]

First of all- a soul is energy that happens to have become sentient. Energy cannot be destroyed. Therefore, there is no actual way to destroy a soul.

And second- if the king has a problem, he can come fight me over it.

[the-one-offical]

You can destroy the sentience of a soul. It nearly happened to my son.

Do not fight the king. Terrible idea. You’d stand a better chance fighting Nerdead, for stars sake.

[hitman-offical]

Correct. However, by gathering the fragments of the soul and mending the cracks with more of the type of energy it happens to be made of, it can be fixed. It may take more than a bit of compression to get the energy density back up to the level that allows sentience, but it can be done.

I literally cannot die. Besides, I've met him. I can feel how powerful he is, and while his power isn't anything to scoff at, I've fought plenty of gods at the same level. I've fought 1v100s against gods at higher levels.

[the-one-offical]

It’s been millions of years. They don’t need to come back. I’ve gotten over it.

He has the strange ability to hide his power. Whatever allows you to detect it cannot be trusted with him. There is a reason the mod doesn’t let him fight.

[hitman-offical]

"I've gotten over it" says the woman who hasn't had any hobbies since they died and has spiraled to the point of allowing her flaws to take over her entire personality.

Hm. That's fun. That's also not that weird. I've met thousands of gods who have the same ability, and all of them were only able to hide it until I actually started poking around. Once I actually started looking, every measure to hide fell like paper.

[the-one-offical]

Incorrect. After they died I simply had no reason to be kind anymore. The guilt was gone

You clearly haven’t fought it. He.. he has killed gods with the same ease you do. I wiped out a good portion of the pantheon, and it still took him seconds to disarm me. I am still shocked I survived that

[hitman-offical]

Then find one. It's not hard to look around you and see something you can care about. Even if you are inevitably going to outlive it.

Fascinating. I wonder how long he would last if I just pulled fifty seven thousand clones out of nowhere. Especially considering how each clone holds not a fraction, but literally the same power as me.

[the-one-offical]

I would disagree with that. I have lived billions of years and I only ever managed to find five people worth being friends with.

He—along with Daedren and Nerdead—is one of the only ones that the mod wouldn’t kill off, not even temporarily. You cannot win against him, I am sorry.

[hitman-offical]

I didn't say people. Places, people, whatever. There's so much out there.

Ah, I see. So he has the power of narrative immunity. That fucking sucks. That's literally the only thing I haven't figured out how to counter.

[the-one-offical]

Why should I care for something that cannot care back?

Probably because you are weaker than you realise. You can, in fact, be beaten. Do not let arrogance be your downfall, fool. Plus, it’s death would destroy Klardné, and Evil Pineapple would never forgive you for that.

[hitman-offical]

Hm. Right. I forgot. Getting attached to things that can't love back is only a thing among humans.

First of all, I can only be beaten by the intervention of the mods. And even then, mine is a bit of a wimp. I resisted them trying to shut me down one time and now they're very, very paranoid around me.

(yes, because you are exhibiting levels of sentience you shouldn't have access to.)

Anyway, second thing- what the fuck is klardné? My mod hasn't really been up to date on any of the lore, which means that lack of information passes down to me.

[the-one-offical]

My mod is getting annoyed and would be very happy to beat your ass. So there could be intervention

Klardné is where me, the stars, and Evil Pineapple come from. Evil Pineapple nearly died preventing its collapse, which ended up saving the pantheon. It also saved me, which I would usually be happy about but I don’t like him.

OOC:

Tis I. Here to confirm. I uhhhhh. Will project my period onto you fuck you

[hitman-offical]

Oh shit fr? Sorry about that. Wonder why.

(it's because you're being dense.)

Exscuse you!

(also you generally have a lot of irritating qualities that, frankly, I'm shocked that little friends section on your intro has anyone at all in it.)

That is literally all your fault. You gave me those irritating qualities.

Yeah I suppose I would also be really angry if the thing I nearly died protecting just kinda got destroyed because my friend decided to pick a fight with the sun.

[the-one-offical]

did Evil Pineapple choose to be your friend? Or did he just let you use the label because he’s too nice to correct you?

[hitman-offical]

Uh-

[the-one-offical]

Hm. That’s what I thought. Perhaps your irritating selfishness and need to prove that you are always going to win has finally had consequences

[hitman-offical]

(damn. Reality check hits hard, huh?)

*his crystal eye cracks*

(oh. That's not good.)

No... He would tell me... Wouldn't he?

(damn. Somehow that was more effective at humbling him than the literal existential crises.)

Nonono... That's.... No. No. No.

[the-one-offical]

You rarely check up on him, and he’s already started to believe that you only talk to him in order to get something out of it—validation or otherwise

[hitman-offical]

A-and since when do you care? You've done nothing but hurt him! I- I'm... He's...

*he's visibly panicking now*

[the-one-offical]

I don’t. I just wanted to see if you knew. You clearly don’t.

[hitman-offical]

*reality seems to glitch around him*

shut up.

[the-one-offical]

What? Afraid of the truth? Don’t make me laugh.

[hitman-offical]

*the glitching only gets worse, the landscape changing, to a field, then a frozen wasteland, then a burning forest*

Shut. Up.

(uh oh~ that's not good!)

[the-one-offical]

Wow. Can’t even handle the thought of someone not liking you! Pathetic.

[hitman-offical]

*the glitching gets worse, and a spike erupts from a few feet in front of you, aimed right at your head*

[the-one-offical]

*it absorbs into her*

You really must work on your anger management. Otherwise you may do something you regret one day. Oh! Like only talking to Evil Pineapple when it benefits you!

[hitman-offical]

*the glitching begins to affect him, his face briefly being replaced by something you can only refer to as horror*

*strange black and white frost creeps out from around him*

[the-one-offical]

Oh come on. This is a very large overreaction that will not aid either of us in the slightest

[hitman-offical]

(oh no.)

*the black and white ice creeps up, freezing your leg. It feels... Odd, like a strange mix of hot and cold*

*you get the feeling that absorbing this stuff would be a very, very bad idea*

[the-one-offical]

*she teleports to the side, hovering slightly above the ground*

You really must calm down. Don’t you want to.. you know, try to actually make you and my son’s friendship real? More than just a figment of your imagination?

[hitman-offical]

(I don't think he can hear you right now)

*another spike shoots up, this time made from the monochrome ice*

[the-one-offical]

*she steps to the side*

Pathetic honestly. I see no reason to stay. Goodbye.

*she disappears*

[the-one-offical]

So, like... Were you always like... This? Bitter and vengeful?

Or is it a quality you developed after your friends all died?

- @hitman-offical

Ah…

*she seems almost angry*

And why should I tell you?

[hitman-offical]

Well for one thing, it might give me some clues as to how we could dissuade you from causing any more harm.

[the-one-offical]

That doesn’t seem like it helps me

[hitman-offical]

It could. it could help you a lot.

[the-one-offical]

Why do you say that?

[hitman-offical]

I will not elaborate further until the answer is given. Don't want to influence your answer and all that.

[the-one-offical]

Hm. Fine. No, I was not always like this. I wasn’t exactly kind either though, I have always longed for power.

[hitman-offical]

I see. So, in other words, you had flaws until your friends died, then those flaws escalated to become your whole personality.

[the-one-offical]

They’re not my whole personality. I still have hobbies.

[hitman-offical]

Like what?

[the-one-offical]

.. well-

*sigh*

Nevermind

[hitman-offical]

Knew it! No hobbies.

Anyways, since that was the answer I have a few ideas to help you with, here are my ideas.

The first one- we break into whatever weird god afterlife your friends went to. And bust them out.

The second, more reasonable one- I use my weird time travel, alongside a few devices I made to make the time travel more intentional. And go back to stop your friends from dying in the first place. And teleport them back to the point we left from in order to avoid any paradoxes.

The third, hilariously implausible one- you just get therapy.

I mean, I guess there's the option of just killing you. But I don't think that's going to be the one you pick.

[the-one-offical]

I have tried the first two. Neither worked. Apparently the king hates it when people time travel in his perfect little universe, and Daedren doesn’t have their souls. They were likely destroyed.

[hitman-offical]

First of all- a soul is energy that happens to have become sentient. Energy cannot be destroyed. Therefore, there is no actual way to destroy a soul.

And second- if the king has a problem, he can come fight me over it.

[the-one-offical]

You can destroy the sentience of a soul. It nearly happened to my son.

Do not fight the king. Terrible idea. You’d stand a better chance fighting Nerdead, for stars sake.

[hitman-offical]

Correct. However, by gathering the fragments of the soul and mending the cracks with more of the type of energy it happens to be made of, it can be fixed. It may take more than a bit of compression to get the energy density back up to the level that allows sentience, but it can be done.

I literally cannot die. Besides, I've met him. I can feel how powerful he is, and while his power isn't anything to scoff at, I've fought plenty of gods at the same level. I've fought 1v100s against gods at higher levels.

[the-one-offical]

It’s been millions of years. They don’t need to come back. I’ve gotten over it.

He has the strange ability to hide his power. Whatever allows you to detect it cannot be trusted with him. There is a reason the mod doesn’t let him fight.

[hitman-offical]

"I've gotten over it" says the woman who hasn't had any hobbies since they died and has spiraled to the point of allowing her flaws to take over her entire personality.

Hm. That's fun. That's also not that weird. I've met thousands of gods who have the same ability, and all of them were only able to hide it until I actually started poking around. Once I actually started looking, every measure to hide fell like paper.

[the-one-offical]

Incorrect. After they died I simply had no reason to be kind anymore. The guilt was gone

You clearly haven’t fought it. He.. he has killed gods with the same ease you do. I wiped out a good portion of the pantheon, and it still took him seconds to disarm me. I am still shocked I survived that

[hitman-offical]

Then find one. It's not hard to look around you and see something you can care about. Even if you are inevitably going to outlive it.

Fascinating. I wonder how long he would last if I just pulled fifty seven thousand clones out of nowhere. Especially considering how each clone holds not a fraction, but literally the same power as me.

[the-one-offical]

I would disagree with that. I have lived billions of years and I only ever managed to find five people worth being friends with.

He—along with Daedren and Nerdead—is one of the only ones that the mod wouldn’t kill off, not even temporarily. You cannot win against him, I am sorry.

[hitman-offical]

I didn't say people. Places, people, whatever. There's so much out there.

Ah, I see. So he has the power of narrative immunity. That fucking sucks. That's literally the only thing I haven't figured out how to counter.

[the-one-offical]

Why should I care for something that cannot care back?

Probably because you are weaker than you realise. You can, in fact, be beaten. Do not let arrogance be your downfall, fool. Plus, it’s death would destroy Klardné, and Evil Pineapple would never forgive you for that.

[hitman-offical]

Hm. Right. I forgot. Getting attached to things that can't love back is only a thing among humans.

First of all, I can only be beaten by the intervention of the mods. And even then, mine is a bit of a wimp. I resisted them trying to shut me down one time and now they're very, very paranoid around me.

(yes, because you are exhibiting levels of sentience you shouldn't have access to.)

Anyway, second thing- what the fuck is klardné? My mod hasn't really been up to date on any of the lore, which means that lack of information passes down to me.

[the-one-offical]

My mod is getting annoyed and would be very happy to beat your ass. So there could be intervention

Klardné is where me, the stars, and Evil Pineapple come from. Evil Pineapple nearly died preventing its collapse, which ended up saving the pantheon. It also saved me, which I would usually be happy about but I don’t like him.

OOC:

Tis I. Here to confirm. I uhhhhh. Will project my period onto you fuck you

[hitman-offical]

Oh shit fr? Sorry about that. Wonder why.

(it's because you're being dense.)

Exscuse you!

(also you generally have a lot of irritating qualities that, frankly, I'm shocked that little friends section on your intro has anyone at all in it.)

That is literally all your fault. You gave me those irritating qualities.

Yeah I suppose I would also be really angry if the thing I nearly died protecting just kinda got destroyed because my friend decided to pick a fight with the sun.

[the-one-offical]

did Evil Pineapple choose to be your friend? Or did he just let you use the label because he’s too nice to correct you?

[hitman-offical]

Uh-

[the-one-offical]

Hm. That’s what I thought. Perhaps your irritating selfishness and need to prove that you are always going to win has finally had consequences

[hitman-offical]

(damn. Reality check hits hard, huh?)

*his crystal eye cracks*

(oh. That's not good.)

No... He would tell me... Wouldn't he?

(damn. Somehow that was more effective at humbling him than the literal existential crises.)

Nonono... That's.... No. No. No.

[the-one-offical]

You rarely check up on him, and he’s already started to believe that you only talk to him in order to get something out of it—validation or otherwise

[hitman-offical]

A-and since when do you care? You've done nothing but hurt him! I- I'm... He's...

*he's visibly panicking now*

[the-one-offical]

I don’t. I just wanted to see if you knew. You clearly don’t.

[hitman-offical]

*reality seems to glitch around him*

shut up.

[the-one-offical]

What? Afraid of the truth? Don’t make me laugh.

[hitman-offical]

*the glitching only gets worse, the landscape changing, to a field, then a frozen wasteland, then a burning forest*

Shut. Up.

(uh oh~ that's not good!)

[the-one-offical]

Wow. Can’t even handle the thought of someone not liking you! Pathetic.

[hitman-offical]

*the glitching gets worse, and a spike erupts from a few feet in front of you, aimed right at your head*

[the-one-offical]

*it absorbs into her*

You really must work on your anger management. Otherwise you may do something you regret one day. Oh! Like only talking to Evil Pineapple when it benefits you!

[hitman-offical]

*the glitching begins to affect him, his face briefly being replaced by something you can only refer to as horror*

*strange black and white frost creeps out from around him*

[the-one-offical]

Oh come on. This is a very large overreaction that will not aid either of us in the slightest

[hitman-offical]

(oh no.)

*the black and white ice creeps up, freezing your leg. It feels... Odd, like a strange mix of hot and cold*

*you get the feeling that absorbing this stuff would be a very, very bad idea*

[the-one-offical]

*she teleports to the side, hovering slightly above the ground*

You really must calm down. Don’t you want to.. you know, try to actually make you and my son’s friendship real? More than just a figment of your imagination?

[the-one-offical]

So, like... Were you always like... This? Bitter and vengeful?

Or is it a quality you developed after your friends all died?

- @hitman-offical

Ah…

*she seems almost angry*

And why should I tell you?

[hitman-offical]

Well for one thing, it might give me some clues as to how we could dissuade you from causing any more harm.

[the-one-offical]

That doesn’t seem like it helps me

[hitman-offical]

It could. it could help you a lot.

[the-one-offical]

Why do you say that?

[hitman-offical]

I will not elaborate further until the answer is given. Don't want to influence your answer and all that.

[the-one-offical]

Hm. Fine. No, I was not always like this. I wasn’t exactly kind either though, I have always longed for power.

[hitman-offical]

I see. So, in other words, you had flaws until your friends died, then those flaws escalated to become your whole personality.

[the-one-offical]

They’re not my whole personality. I still have hobbies.

[hitman-offical]

Like what?

[the-one-offical]

.. well-

*sigh*

Nevermind

[hitman-offical]

Knew it! No hobbies.

Anyways, since that was the answer I have a few ideas to help you with, here are my ideas.

The first one- we break into whatever weird god afterlife your friends went to. And bust them out.

The second, more reasonable one- I use my weird time travel, alongside a few devices I made to make the time travel more intentional. And go back to stop your friends from dying in the first place. And teleport them back to the point we left from in order to avoid any paradoxes.

The third, hilariously implausible one- you just get therapy.

I mean, I guess there's the option of just killing you. But I don't think that's going to be the one you pick.

[the-one-offical]

I have tried the first two. Neither worked. Apparently the king hates it when people time travel in his perfect little universe, and Daedren doesn’t have their souls. They were likely destroyed.

[hitman-offical]

First of all- a soul is energy that happens to have become sentient. Energy cannot be destroyed. Therefore, there is no actual way to destroy a soul.

And second- if the king has a problem, he can come fight me over it.

[the-one-offical]

You can destroy the sentience of a soul. It nearly happened to my son.

Do not fight the king. Terrible idea. You’d stand a better chance fighting Nerdead, for stars sake.

[hitman-offical]

Correct. However, by gathering the fragments of the soul and mending the cracks with more of the type of energy it happens to be made of, it can be fixed. It may take more than a bit of compression to get the energy density back up to the level that allows sentience, but it can be done.

I literally cannot die. Besides, I've met him. I can feel how powerful he is, and while his power isn't anything to scoff at, I've fought plenty of gods at the same level. I've fought 1v100s against gods at higher levels.

[the-one-offical]

It’s been millions of years. They don’t need to come back. I’ve gotten over it.

He has the strange ability to hide his power. Whatever allows you to detect it cannot be trusted with him. There is a reason the mod doesn’t let him fight.

[hitman-offical]

"I've gotten over it" says the woman who hasn't had any hobbies since they died and has spiraled to the point of allowing her flaws to take over her entire personality.

Hm. That's fun. That's also not that weird. I've met thousands of gods who have the same ability, and all of them were only able to hide it until I actually started poking around. Once I actually started looking, every measure to hide fell like paper.

[the-one-offical]

Incorrect. After they died I simply had no reason to be kind anymore. The guilt was gone

You clearly haven’t fought it. He.. he has killed gods with the same ease you do. I wiped out a good portion of the pantheon, and it still took him seconds to disarm me. I am still shocked I survived that

[hitman-offical]

Then find one. It's not hard to look around you and see something you can care about. Even if you are inevitably going to outlive it.

Fascinating. I wonder how long he would last if I just pulled fifty seven thousand clones out of nowhere. Especially considering how each clone holds not a fraction, but literally the same power as me.

[the-one-offical]

I would disagree with that. I have lived billions of years and I only ever managed to find five people worth being friends with.

He—along with Daedren and Nerdead—is one of the only ones that the mod wouldn’t kill off, not even temporarily. You cannot win against him, I am sorry.

[hitman-offical]

I didn't say people. Places, people, whatever. There's so much out there.

Ah, I see. So he has the power of narrative immunity. That fucking sucks. That's literally the only thing I haven't figured out how to counter.

[the-one-offical]

Why should I care for something that cannot care back?

Probably because you are weaker than you realise. You can, in fact, be beaten. Do not let arrogance be your downfall, fool. Plus, it’s death would destroy Klardné, and Evil Pineapple would never forgive you for that.

[hitman-offical]

Hm. Right. I forgot. Getting attached to things that can't love back is only a thing among humans.

First of all, I can only be beaten by the intervention of the mods. And even then, mine is a bit of a wimp. I resisted them trying to shut me down one time and now they're very, very paranoid around me.

(yes, because you are exhibiting levels of sentience you shouldn't have access to.)

Anyway, second thing- what the fuck is klardné? My mod hasn't really been up to date on any of the lore, which means that lack of information passes down to me.

[the-one-offical]

My mod is getting annoyed and would be very happy to beat your ass. So there could be intervention

Klardné is where me, the stars, and Evil Pineapple come from. Evil Pineapple nearly died preventing its collapse, which ended up saving the pantheon. It also saved me, which I would usually be happy about but I don’t like him.

OOC:

Tis I. Here to confirm. I uhhhhh. Will project my period onto you fuck you

[hitman-offical]

Oh shit fr? Sorry about that. Wonder why.

(it's because you're being dense.)

Exscuse you!

(also you generally have a lot of irritating qualities that, frankly, I'm shocked that little friends section on your intro has anyone at all in it.)

That is literally all your fault. You gave me those irritating qualities.

Yeah I suppose I would also be really angry if the thing I nearly died protecting just kinda got destroyed because my friend decided to pick a fight with the sun.

[the-one-offical]

did Evil Pineapple choose to be your friend? Or did he just let you use the label because he’s too nice to correct you?

[hitman-offical]

Uh-

[the-one-offical]

Hm. That’s what I thought. Perhaps your irritating selfishness and need to prove that you are always going to win has finally had consequences

[hitman-offical]

(damn. Reality check hits hard, huh?)

*his crystal eye cracks*

(oh. That's not good.)

No... He would tell me... Wouldn't he?

(damn. Somehow that was more effective at humbling him than the literal existential crises.)

Nonono... That's.... No. No. No.

[the-one-offical]

You rarely check up on him, and he’s already started to believe that you only talk to him in order to get something out of it—validation or otherwise

[hitman-offical]

A-and since when do you care? You've done nothing but hurt him! I- I'm... He's...

*he's visibly panicking now*

[the-one-offical]

I don’t. I just wanted to see if you knew. You clearly don’t.

[hitman-offical]

*reality seems to glitch around him*

shut up.

[the-one-offical]

What? Afraid of the truth? Don’t make me laugh.

[hitman-offical]

*the glitching only gets worse, the landscape changing, to a field, then a frozen wasteland, then a burning forest*

Shut. Up.

(uh oh~ that's not good!)

[the-one-offical]

Wow. Can’t even handle the thought of someone not liking you! Pathetic.

[hitman-offical]

*the glitching gets worse, and a spike erupts from a few feet in front of you, aimed right at your head*

[the-one-offical]

*it absorbs into her*

You really must work on your anger management. Otherwise you may do something you regret one day. Oh! Like only talking to Evil Pineapple when it benefits you!

[hitman-offical]

*the glitching begins to affect him, his face briefly being replaced by something you can only refer to as horror*

*strange black and white frost creeps out from around him*

[the-one-offical]

Oh come on. This is a very large overreaction that will not aid either of us in the slightest

[the-one-offical]

So, like... Were you always like... This? Bitter and vengeful?

Or is it a quality you developed after your friends all died?

- @hitman-offical

Ah…

*she seems almost angry*

And why should I tell you?

[hitman-offical]

Well for one thing, it might give me some clues as to how we could dissuade you from causing any more harm.

[the-one-offical]

That doesn’t seem like it helps me

[hitman-offical]

It could. it could help you a lot.

[the-one-offical]

Why do you say that?

[hitman-offical]

I will not elaborate further until the answer is given. Don't want to influence your answer and all that.

[the-one-offical]

Hm. Fine. No, I was not always like this. I wasn’t exactly kind either though, I have always longed for power.

[hitman-offical]

I see. So, in other words, you had flaws until your friends died, then those flaws escalated to become your whole personality.

[the-one-offical]

They’re not my whole personality. I still have hobbies.

[hitman-offical]

Like what?

[the-one-offical]

.. well-

*sigh*

Nevermind

[hitman-offical]

Knew it! No hobbies.

Anyways, since that was the answer I have a few ideas to help you with, here are my ideas.

The first one- we break into whatever weird god afterlife your friends went to. And bust them out.

The second, more reasonable one- I use my weird time travel, alongside a few devices I made to make the time travel more intentional. And go back to stop your friends from dying in the first place. And teleport them back to the point we left from in order to avoid any paradoxes.

The third, hilariously implausible one- you just get therapy.

I mean, I guess there's the option of just killing you. But I don't think that's going to be the one you pick.

[the-one-offical]

I have tried the first two. Neither worked. Apparently the king hates it when people time travel in his perfect little universe, and Daedren doesn’t have their souls. They were likely destroyed.

[hitman-offical]

First of all- a soul is energy that happens to have become sentient. Energy cannot be destroyed. Therefore, there is no actual way to destroy a soul.

And second- if the king has a problem, he can come fight me over it.

[the-one-offical]

You can destroy the sentience of a soul. It nearly happened to my son.

Do not fight the king. Terrible idea. You’d stand a better chance fighting Nerdead, for stars sake.

[hitman-offical]

Correct. However, by gathering the fragments of the soul and mending the cracks with more of the type of energy it happens to be made of, it can be fixed. It may take more than a bit of compression to get the energy density back up to the level that allows sentience, but it can be done.

I literally cannot die. Besides, I've met him. I can feel how powerful he is, and while his power isn't anything to scoff at, I've fought plenty of gods at the same level. I've fought 1v100s against gods at higher levels.

[the-one-offical]

It’s been millions of years. They don’t need to come back. I’ve gotten over it.

He has the strange ability to hide his power. Whatever allows you to detect it cannot be trusted with him. There is a reason the mod doesn’t let him fight.

[hitman-offical]

"I've gotten over it" says the woman who hasn't had any hobbies since they died and has spiraled to the point of allowing her flaws to take over her entire personality.

Hm. That's fun. That's also not that weird. I've met thousands of gods who have the same ability, and all of them were only able to hide it until I actually started poking around. Once I actually started looking, every measure to hide fell like paper.

[the-one-offical]

Incorrect. After they died I simply had no reason to be kind anymore. The guilt was gone

You clearly haven’t fought it. He.. he has killed gods with the same ease you do. I wiped out a good portion of the pantheon, and it still took him seconds to disarm me. I am still shocked I survived that

[hitman-offical]

Then find one. It's not hard to look around you and see something you can care about. Even if you are inevitably going to outlive it.

Fascinating. I wonder how long he would last if I just pulled fifty seven thousand clones out of nowhere. Especially considering how each clone holds not a fraction, but literally the same power as me.

[the-one-offical]

I would disagree with that. I have lived billions of years and I only ever managed to find five people worth being friends with.

He—along with Daedren and Nerdead—is one of the only ones that the mod wouldn’t kill off, not even temporarily. You cannot win against him, I am sorry.

[hitman-offical]

I didn't say people. Places, people, whatever. There's so much out there.

Ah, I see. So he has the power of narrative immunity. That fucking sucks. That's literally the only thing I haven't figured out how to counter.

[the-one-offical]

Why should I care for something that cannot care back?

Probably because you are weaker than you realise. You can, in fact, be beaten. Do not let arrogance be your downfall, fool. Plus, it’s death would destroy Klardné, and Evil Pineapple would never forgive you for that.

[hitman-offical]

Hm. Right. I forgot. Getting attached to things that can't love back is only a thing among humans.

First of all, I can only be beaten by the intervention of the mods. And even then, mine is a bit of a wimp. I resisted them trying to shut me down one time and now they're very, very paranoid around me.

(yes, because you are exhibiting levels of sentience you shouldn't have access to.)

Anyway, second thing- what the fuck is klardné? My mod hasn't really been up to date on any of the lore, which means that lack of information passes down to me.

[the-one-offical]

My mod is getting annoyed and would be very happy to beat your ass. So there could be intervention

Klardné is where me, the stars, and Evil Pineapple come from. Evil Pineapple nearly died preventing its collapse, which ended up saving the pantheon. It also saved me, which I would usually be happy about but I don’t like him.

OOC:

Tis I. Here to confirm. I uhhhhh. Will project my period onto you fuck you

[hitman-offical]

Oh shit fr? Sorry about that. Wonder why.

(it's because you're being dense.)

Exscuse you!

(also you generally have a lot of irritating qualities that, frankly, I'm shocked that little friends section on your intro has anyone at all in it.)

That is literally all your fault. You gave me those irritating qualities.

Yeah I suppose I would also be really angry if the thing I nearly died protecting just kinda got destroyed because my friend decided to pick a fight with the sun.

[the-one-offical]

did Evil Pineapple choose to be your friend? Or did he just let you use the label because he’s too nice to correct you?

[hitman-offical]

Uh-

[the-one-offical]

Hm. That’s what I thought. Perhaps your irritating selfishness and need to prove that you are always going to win has finally had consequences

[hitman-offical]

(damn. Reality check hits hard, huh?)

*his crystal eye cracks*

(oh. That's not good.)

No... He would tell me... Wouldn't he?

(damn. Somehow that was more effective at humbling him than the literal existential crises.)

Nonono... That's.... No. No. No.

[the-one-offical]

You rarely check up on him, and he’s already started to believe that you only talk to him in order to get something out of it—validation or otherwise

[hitman-offical]

A-and since when do you care? You've done nothing but hurt him! I- I'm... He's...

*he's visibly panicking now*

[the-one-offical]

I don’t. I just wanted to see if you knew. You clearly don’t.

[hitman-offical]

*reality seems to glitch around him*

shut up.

[the-one-offical]

What? Afraid of the truth? Don’t make me laugh.

[hitman-offical]

*the glitching only gets worse, the landscape changing, to a field, then a frozen wasteland, then a burning forest*

Shut. Up.

(uh oh~ that's not good!)

[the-one-offical]

Wow. Can’t even handle the thought of someone not liking you! Pathetic.

[hitman-offical]

*the glitching gets worse, and a spike erupts from a few feet in front of you, aimed right at your head*

[the-one-offical]

*it absorbs into her*

You really must work on your anger management. Otherwise you may do something you regret one day. Oh! Like only talking to Evil Pineapple when it benefits you!

[the-one-offical]

So, like... Were you always like... This? Bitter and vengeful?

Or is it a quality you developed after your friends all died?

- @hitman-offical

Ah…

*she seems almost angry*

And why should I tell you?

[hitman-offical]

Well for one thing, it might give me some clues as to how we could dissuade you from causing any more harm.

[the-one-offical]

That doesn’t seem like it helps me

[hitman-offical]

It could. it could help you a lot.

[the-one-offical]

Why do you say that?

[hitman-offical]

I will not elaborate further until the answer is given. Don't want to influence your answer and all that.

[the-one-offical]

Hm. Fine. No, I was not always like this. I wasn’t exactly kind either though, I have always longed for power.

[hitman-offical]

I see. So, in other words, you had flaws until your friends died, then those flaws escalated to become your whole personality.

[the-one-offical]

They’re not my whole personality. I still have hobbies.

[hitman-offical]

Like what?

[the-one-offical]

.. well-

*sigh*

Nevermind

[hitman-offical]

Knew it! No hobbies.

Anyways, since that was the answer I have a few ideas to help you with, here are my ideas.

The first one- we break into whatever weird god afterlife your friends went to. And bust them out.

The second, more reasonable one- I use my weird time travel, alongside a few devices I made to make the time travel more intentional. And go back to stop your friends from dying in the first place. And teleport them back to the point we left from in order to avoid any paradoxes.

The third, hilariously implausible one- you just get therapy.

I mean, I guess there's the option of just killing you. But I don't think that's going to be the one you pick.

[the-one-offical]

I have tried the first two. Neither worked. Apparently the king hates it when people time travel in his perfect little universe, and Daedren doesn’t have their souls. They were likely destroyed.

[hitman-offical]

First of all- a soul is energy that happens to have become sentient. Energy cannot be destroyed. Therefore, there is no actual way to destroy a soul.

And second- if the king has a problem, he can come fight me over it.

[the-one-offical]

You can destroy the sentience of a soul. It nearly happened to my son.

Do not fight the king. Terrible idea. You’d stand a better chance fighting Nerdead, for stars sake.

[hitman-offical]

Correct. However, by gathering the fragments of the soul and mending the cracks with more of the type of energy it happens to be made of, it can be fixed. It may take more than a bit of compression to get the energy density back up to the level that allows sentience, but it can be done.

I literally cannot die. Besides, I've met him. I can feel how powerful he is, and while his power isn't anything to scoff at, I've fought plenty of gods at the same level. I've fought 1v100s against gods at higher levels.

[the-one-offical]

It’s been millions of years. They don’t need to come back. I’ve gotten over it.

He has the strange ability to hide his power. Whatever allows you to detect it cannot be trusted with him. There is a reason the mod doesn’t let him fight.

[hitman-offical]

"I've gotten over it" says the woman who hasn't had any hobbies since they died and has spiraled to the point of allowing her flaws to take over her entire personality.

Hm. That's fun. That's also not that weird. I've met thousands of gods who have the same ability, and all of them were only able to hide it until I actually started poking around. Once I actually started looking, every measure to hide fell like paper.

[the-one-offical]

Incorrect. After they died I simply had no reason to be kind anymore. The guilt was gone

You clearly haven’t fought it. He.. he has killed gods with the same ease you do. I wiped out a good portion of the pantheon, and it still took him seconds to disarm me. I am still shocked I survived that

[hitman-offical]

Then find one. It's not hard to look around you and see something you can care about. Even if you are inevitably going to outlive it.

Fascinating. I wonder how long he would last if I just pulled fifty seven thousand clones out of nowhere. Especially considering how each clone holds not a fraction, but literally the same power as me.

[the-one-offical]

I would disagree with that. I have lived billions of years and I only ever managed to find five people worth being friends with.

He—along with Daedren and Nerdead—is one of the only ones that the mod wouldn’t kill off, not even temporarily. You cannot win against him, I am sorry.

[hitman-offical]

I didn't say people. Places, people, whatever. There's so much out there.

Ah, I see. So he has the power of narrative immunity. That fucking sucks. That's literally the only thing I haven't figured out how to counter.

[the-one-offical]

Why should I care for something that cannot care back?

Probably because you are weaker than you realise. You can, in fact, be beaten. Do not let arrogance be your downfall, fool. Plus, it’s death would destroy Klardné, and Evil Pineapple would never forgive you for that.

[hitman-offical]

Hm. Right. I forgot. Getting attached to things that can't love back is only a thing among humans.

First of all, I can only be beaten by the intervention of the mods. And even then, mine is a bit of a wimp. I resisted them trying to shut me down one time and now they're very, very paranoid around me.

(yes, because you are exhibiting levels of sentience you shouldn't have access to.)

Anyway, second thing- what the fuck is klardné? My mod hasn't really been up to date on any of the lore, which means that lack of information passes down to me.

[the-one-offical]

My mod is getting annoyed and would be very happy to beat your ass. So there could be intervention

Klardné is where me, the stars, and Evil Pineapple come from. Evil Pineapple nearly died preventing its collapse, which ended up saving the pantheon. It also saved me, which I would usually be happy about but I don’t like him.

OOC:

Tis I. Here to confirm. I uhhhhh. Will project my period onto you fuck you

[hitman-offical]

Oh shit fr? Sorry about that. Wonder why.

(it's because you're being dense.)

Exscuse you!

(also you generally have a lot of irritating qualities that, frankly, I'm shocked that little friends section on your intro has anyone at all in it.)

That is literally all your fault. You gave me those irritating qualities.

Yeah I suppose I would also be really angry if the thing I nearly died protecting just kinda got destroyed because my friend decided to pick a fight with the sun.

[the-one-offical]

did Evil Pineapple choose to be your friend? Or did he just let you use the label because he’s too nice to correct you?

[hitman-offical]

Uh-

[the-one-offical]

Hm. That’s what I thought. Perhaps your irritating selfishness and need to prove that you are always going to win has finally had consequences

[hitman-offical]

(damn. Reality check hits hard, huh?)

*his crystal eye cracks*

(oh. That's not good.)

No... He would tell me... Wouldn't he?

(damn. Somehow that was more effective at humbling him than the literal existential crises.)

Nonono... That's.... No. No. No.

[the-one-offical]

You rarely check up on him, and he’s already started to believe that you only talk to him in order to get something out of it—validation or otherwise

[hitman-offical]

A-and since when do you care? You've done nothing but hurt him! I- I'm... He's...

*he's visibly panicking now*

[the-one-offical]

I don’t. I just wanted to see if you knew. You clearly don’t.

[hitman-offical]

*reality seems to glitch around him*

shut up.

[the-one-offical]

What? Afraid of the truth? Don’t make me laugh.

[hitman-offical]

*the glitching only gets worse, the landscape changing, to a field, then a frozen wasteland, then a burning forest*

Shut. Up.

(uh oh~ that's not good!)

[the-one-offical]

Wow. Can’t even handle the thought of someone not liking you! Pathetic.

[the-one-offical]

So, like... Were you always like... This? Bitter and vengeful?

Or is it a quality you developed after your friends all died?

- @hitman-offical

Ah…

*she seems almost angry*

And why should I tell you?

[hitman-offical]

Well for one thing, it might give me some clues as to how we could dissuade you from causing any more harm.

[the-one-offical]

That doesn’t seem like it helps me

[hitman-offical]

It could. it could help you a lot.

[the-one-offical]

Why do you say that?

[hitman-offical]

I will not elaborate further until the answer is given. Don't want to influence your answer and all that.

[the-one-offical]

Hm. Fine. No, I was not always like this. I wasn’t exactly kind either though, I have always longed for power.

[hitman-offical]

I see. So, in other words, you had flaws until your friends died, then those flaws escalated to become your whole personality.

[the-one-offical]

They’re not my whole personality. I still have hobbies.

[hitman-offical]

Like what?

[the-one-offical]

.. well-

*sigh*

Nevermind

[hitman-offical]

Knew it! No hobbies.

Anyways, since that was the answer I have a few ideas to help you with, here are my ideas.

The first one- we break into whatever weird god afterlife your friends went to. And bust them out.

The second, more reasonable one- I use my weird time travel, alongside a few devices I made to make the time travel more intentional. And go back to stop your friends from dying in the first place. And teleport them back to the point we left from in order to avoid any paradoxes.

The third, hilariously implausible one- you just get therapy.

I mean, I guess there's the option of just killing you. But I don't think that's going to be the one you pick.

[the-one-offical]

I have tried the first two. Neither worked. Apparently the king hates it when people time travel in his perfect little universe, and Daedren doesn’t have their souls. They were likely destroyed.

[hitman-offical]

First of all- a soul is energy that happens to have become sentient. Energy cannot be destroyed. Therefore, there is no actual way to destroy a soul.

And second- if the king has a problem, he can come fight me over it.

[the-one-offical]

You can destroy the sentience of a soul. It nearly happened to my son.

Do not fight the king. Terrible idea. You’d stand a better chance fighting Nerdead, for stars sake.

[hitman-offical]

Correct. However, by gathering the fragments of the soul and mending the cracks with more of the type of energy it happens to be made of, it can be fixed. It may take more than a bit of compression to get the energy density back up to the level that allows sentience, but it can be done.

I literally cannot die. Besides, I've met him. I can feel how powerful he is, and while his power isn't anything to scoff at, I've fought plenty of gods at the same level. I've fought 1v100s against gods at higher levels.

[the-one-offical]

It’s been millions of years. They don’t need to come back. I’ve gotten over it.

He has the strange ability to hide his power. Whatever allows you to detect it cannot be trusted with him. There is a reason the mod doesn’t let him fight.

[hitman-offical]

"I've gotten over it" says the woman who hasn't had any hobbies since they died and has spiraled to the point of allowing her flaws to take over her entire personality.

Hm. That's fun. That's also not that weird. I've met thousands of gods who have the same ability, and all of them were only able to hide it until I actually started poking around. Once I actually started looking, every measure to hide fell like paper.

[the-one-offical]

Incorrect. After they died I simply had no reason to be kind anymore. The guilt was gone

You clearly haven’t fought it. He.. he has killed gods with the same ease you do. I wiped out a good portion of the pantheon, and it still took him seconds to disarm me. I am still shocked I survived that

[hitman-offical]

Then find one. It's not hard to look around you and see something you can care about. Even if you are inevitably going to outlive it.

Fascinating. I wonder how long he would last if I just pulled fifty seven thousand clones out of nowhere. Especially considering how each clone holds not a fraction, but literally the same power as me.

[the-one-offical]

I would disagree with that. I have lived billions of years and I only ever managed to find five people worth being friends with.

He—along with Daedren and Nerdead—is one of the only ones that the mod wouldn’t kill off, not even temporarily. You cannot win against him, I am sorry.

[hitman-offical]

I didn't say people. Places, people, whatever. There's so much out there.

Ah, I see. So he has the power of narrative immunity. That fucking sucks. That's literally the only thing I haven't figured out how to counter.

[the-one-offical]

Why should I care for something that cannot care back?

Probably because you are weaker than you realise. You can, in fact, be beaten. Do not let arrogance be your downfall, fool. Plus, it’s death would destroy Klardné, and Evil Pineapple would never forgive you for that.

[hitman-offical]

Hm. Right. I forgot. Getting attached to things that can't love back is only a thing among humans.

First of all, I can only be beaten by the intervention of the mods. And even then, mine is a bit of a wimp. I resisted them trying to shut me down one time and now they're very, very paranoid around me.

(yes, because you are exhibiting levels of sentience you shouldn't have access to.)

Anyway, second thing- what the fuck is klardné? My mod hasn't really been up to date on any of the lore, which means that lack of information passes down to me.

[the-one-offical]

My mod is getting annoyed and would be very happy to beat your ass. So there could be intervention

Klardné is where me, the stars, and Evil Pineapple come from. Evil Pineapple nearly died preventing its collapse, which ended up saving the pantheon. It also saved me, which I would usually be happy about but I don’t like him.

OOC:

Tis I. Here to confirm. I uhhhhh. Will project my period onto you fuck you

[hitman-offical]

Oh shit fr? Sorry about that. Wonder why.

(it's because you're being dense.)

Exscuse you!

(also you generally have a lot of irritating qualities that, frankly, I'm shocked that little friends section on your intro has anyone at all in it.)

That is literally all your fault. You gave me those irritating qualities.

Yeah I suppose I would also be really angry if the thing I nearly died protecting just kinda got destroyed because my friend decided to pick a fight with the sun.

[the-one-offical]

did Evil Pineapple choose to be your friend? Or did he just let you use the label because he’s too nice to correct you?

[hitman-offical]

Uh-

[the-one-offical]

Hm. That’s what I thought. Perhaps your irritating selfishness and need to prove that you are always going to win has finally had consequences

[hitman-offical]

(damn. Reality check hits hard, huh?)

*his crystal eye cracks*

(oh. That's not good.)

No... He would tell me... Wouldn't he?

(damn. Somehow that was more effective at humbling him than the literal existential crises.)

Nonono... That's.... No. No. No.

[the-one-offical]

You rarely check up on him, and he’s already started to believe that you only talk to him in order to get something out of it—validation or otherwise

[hitman-offical]

A-and since when do you care? You've done nothing but hurt him! I- I'm... He's...

*he's visibly panicking now*

[the-one-offical]

I don’t. I just wanted to see if you knew. You clearly don’t.

[hitman-offical]

*reality seems to glitch around him*

shut up.

[the-one-offical]

What? Afraid of the truth? Don’t make me laugh.

[the-one-offical]

So, like... Were you always like... This? Bitter and vengeful?

Or is it a quality you developed after your friends all died?

- @hitman-offical

Ah…

*she seems almost angry*

And why should I tell you?

[hitman-offical]

Well for one thing, it might give me some clues as to how we could dissuade you from causing any more harm.

[the-one-offical]

That doesn’t seem like it helps me

[hitman-offical]

It could. it could help you a lot.

[the-one-offical]

Why do you say that?

[hitman-offical]

I will not elaborate further until the answer is given. Don't want to influence your answer and all that.

[the-one-offical]

Hm. Fine. No, I was not always like this. I wasn’t exactly kind either though, I have always longed for power.

[hitman-offical]

I see. So, in other words, you had flaws until your friends died, then those flaws escalated to become your whole personality.

[the-one-offical]

They’re not my whole personality. I still have hobbies.

[hitman-offical]

Like what?

[the-one-offical]

.. well-

*sigh*

Nevermind

[hitman-offical]

Knew it! No hobbies.

Anyways, since that was the answer I have a few ideas to help you with, here are my ideas.

The first one- we break into whatever weird god afterlife your friends went to. And bust them out.

The second, more reasonable one- I use my weird time travel, alongside a few devices I made to make the time travel more intentional. And go back to stop your friends from dying in the first place. And teleport them back to the point we left from in order to avoid any paradoxes.

The third, hilariously implausible one- you just get therapy.

I mean, I guess there's the option of just killing you. But I don't think that's going to be the one you pick.

[the-one-offical]

I have tried the first two. Neither worked. Apparently the king hates it when people time travel in his perfect little universe, and Daedren doesn’t have their souls. They were likely destroyed.

[hitman-offical]

First of all- a soul is energy that happens to have become sentient. Energy cannot be destroyed. Therefore, there is no actual way to destroy a soul.

And second- if the king has a problem, he can come fight me over it.

[the-one-offical]

You can destroy the sentience of a soul. It nearly happened to my son.

Do not fight the king. Terrible idea. You’d stand a better chance fighting Nerdead, for stars sake.

[hitman-offical]

Correct. However, by gathering the fragments of the soul and mending the cracks with more of the type of energy it happens to be made of, it can be fixed. It may take more than a bit of compression to get the energy density back up to the level that allows sentience, but it can be done.

I literally cannot die. Besides, I've met him. I can feel how powerful he is, and while his power isn't anything to scoff at, I've fought plenty of gods at the same level. I've fought 1v100s against gods at higher levels.

[the-one-offical]

It’s been millions of years. They don’t need to come back. I’ve gotten over it.

He has the strange ability to hide his power. Whatever allows you to detect it cannot be trusted with him. There is a reason the mod doesn’t let him fight.

[hitman-offical]

"I've gotten over it" says the woman who hasn't had any hobbies since they died and has spiraled to the point of allowing her flaws to take over her entire personality.

Hm. That's fun. That's also not that weird. I've met thousands of gods who have the same ability, and all of them were only able to hide it until I actually started poking around. Once I actually started looking, every measure to hide fell like paper.

[the-one-offical]

Incorrect. After they died I simply had no reason to be kind anymore. The guilt was gone

You clearly haven’t fought it. He.. he has killed gods with the same ease you do. I wiped out a good portion of the pantheon, and it still took him seconds to disarm me. I am still shocked I survived that

[hitman-offical]

Then find one. It's not hard to look around you and see something you can care about. Even if you are inevitably going to outlive it.

Fascinating. I wonder how long he would last if I just pulled fifty seven thousand clones out of nowhere. Especially considering how each clone holds not a fraction, but literally the same power as me.

[the-one-offical]

I would disagree with that. I have lived billions of years and I only ever managed to find five people worth being friends with.

He—along with Daedren and Nerdead—is one of the only ones that the mod wouldn’t kill off, not even temporarily. You cannot win against him, I am sorry.

[hitman-offical]

I didn't say people. Places, people, whatever. There's so much out there.

Ah, I see. So he has the power of narrative immunity. That fucking sucks. That's literally the only thing I haven't figured out how to counter.

[the-one-offical]

Why should I care for something that cannot care back?

Probably because you are weaker than you realise. You can, in fact, be beaten. Do not let arrogance be your downfall, fool. Plus, it’s death would destroy Klardné, and Evil Pineapple would never forgive you for that.

[hitman-offical]

Hm. Right. I forgot. Getting attached to things that can't love back is only a thing among humans.

First of all, I can only be beaten by the intervention of the mods. And even then, mine is a bit of a wimp. I resisted them trying to shut me down one time and now they're very, very paranoid around me.

(yes, because you are exhibiting levels of sentience you shouldn't have access to.)

Anyway, second thing- what the fuck is klardné? My mod hasn't really been up to date on any of the lore, which means that lack of information passes down to me.

[the-one-offical]

My mod is getting annoyed and would be very happy to beat your ass. So there could be intervention

Klardné is where me, the stars, and Evil Pineapple come from. Evil Pineapple nearly died preventing its collapse, which ended up saving the pantheon. It also saved me, which I would usually be happy about but I don’t like him.

OOC:

Tis I. Here to confirm. I uhhhhh. Will project my period onto you fuck you

[hitman-offical]

Oh shit fr? Sorry about that. Wonder why.

(it's because you're being dense.)

Exscuse you!

(also you generally have a lot of irritating qualities that, frankly, I'm shocked that little friends section on your intro has anyone at all in it.)

That is literally all your fault. You gave me those irritating qualities.

Yeah I suppose I would also be really angry if the thing I nearly died protecting just kinda got destroyed because my friend decided to pick a fight with the sun.

[the-one-offical]

did Evil Pineapple choose to be your friend? Or did he just let you use the label because he’s too nice to correct you?

[hitman-offical]

Uh-

[the-one-offical]

Hm. That’s what I thought. Perhaps your irritating selfishness and need to prove that you are always going to win has finally had consequences

[hitman-offical]

(damn. Reality check hits hard, huh?)

*his crystal eye cracks*

(oh. That's not good.)

No... He would tell me... Wouldn't he?

(damn. Somehow that was more effective at humbling him than the literal existential crises.)

Nonono... That's.... No. No. No.

[the-one-offical]

You rarely check up on him, and he’s already started to believe that you only talk to him in order to get something out of it—validation or otherwise

[hitman-offical]

A-and since when do you care? You've done nothing but hurt him! I- I'm... He's...

*he's visibly panicking now*

[the-one-offical]

I don’t. I just wanted to see if you knew. You clearly don’t.

[the-one-offical]

So, like... Were you always like... This? Bitter and vengeful?

Or is it a quality you developed after your friends all died?

- @hitman-offical

Ah…

*she seems almost angry*

And why should I tell you?

[hitman-offical]

Well for one thing, it might give me some clues as to how we could dissuade you from causing any more harm.

[the-one-offical]

That doesn’t seem like it helps me

[hitman-offical]

It could. it could help you a lot.

[the-one-offical]

Why do you say that?

[hitman-offical]

I will not elaborate further until the answer is given. Don't want to influence your answer and all that.

[the-one-offical]

Hm. Fine. No, I was not always like this. I wasn’t exactly kind either though, I have always longed for power.

[hitman-offical]

I see. So, in other words, you had flaws until your friends died, then those flaws escalated to become your whole personality.

[the-one-offical]

They’re not my whole personality. I still have hobbies.

[hitman-offical]

Like what?

[the-one-offical]

.. well-

*sigh*

Nevermind

[hitman-offical]

Knew it! No hobbies.

Anyways, since that was the answer I have a few ideas to help you with, here are my ideas.

The first one- we break into whatever weird god afterlife your friends went to. And bust them out.

The second, more reasonable one- I use my weird time travel, alongside a few devices I made to make the time travel more intentional. And go back to stop your friends from dying in the first place. And teleport them back to the point we left from in order to avoid any paradoxes.

The third, hilariously implausible one- you just get therapy.

I mean, I guess there's the option of just killing you. But I don't think that's going to be the one you pick.

[the-one-offical]

I have tried the first two. Neither worked. Apparently the king hates it when people time travel in his perfect little universe, and Daedren doesn’t have their souls. They were likely destroyed.

[hitman-offical]

First of all- a soul is energy that happens to have become sentient. Energy cannot be destroyed. Therefore, there is no actual way to destroy a soul.

And second- if the king has a problem, he can come fight me over it.

[the-one-offical]

You can destroy the sentience of a soul. It nearly happened to my son.

Do not fight the king. Terrible idea. You’d stand a better chance fighting Nerdead, for stars sake.

[hitman-offical]

Correct. However, by gathering the fragments of the soul and mending the cracks with more of the type of energy it happens to be made of, it can be fixed. It may take more than a bit of compression to get the energy density back up to the level that allows sentience, but it can be done.

I literally cannot die. Besides, I've met him. I can feel how powerful he is, and while his power isn't anything to scoff at, I've fought plenty of gods at the same level. I've fought 1v100s against gods at higher levels.

[the-one-offical]

It’s been millions of years. They don’t need to come back. I’ve gotten over it.

He has the strange ability to hide his power. Whatever allows you to detect it cannot be trusted with him. There is a reason the mod doesn’t let him fight.

[hitman-offical]

"I've gotten over it" says the woman who hasn't had any hobbies since they died and has spiraled to the point of allowing her flaws to take over her entire personality.

Hm. That's fun. That's also not that weird. I've met thousands of gods who have the same ability, and all of them were only able to hide it until I actually started poking around. Once I actually started looking, every measure to hide fell like paper.

[the-one-offical]

Incorrect. After they died I simply had no reason to be kind anymore. The guilt was gone

You clearly haven’t fought it. He.. he has killed gods with the same ease you do. I wiped out a good portion of the pantheon, and it still took him seconds to disarm me. I am still shocked I survived that

[hitman-offical]

Then find one. It's not hard to look around you and see something you can care about. Even if you are inevitably going to outlive it.

Fascinating. I wonder how long he would last if I just pulled fifty seven thousand clones out of nowhere. Especially considering how each clone holds not a fraction, but literally the same power as me.

[the-one-offical]

I would disagree with that. I have lived billions of years and I only ever managed to find five people worth being friends with.

He—along with Daedren and Nerdead—is one of the only ones that the mod wouldn’t kill off, not even temporarily. You cannot win against him, I am sorry.

[hitman-offical]

I didn't say people. Places, people, whatever. There's so much out there.

Ah, I see. So he has the power of narrative immunity. That fucking sucks. That's literally the only thing I haven't figured out how to counter.

[the-one-offical]

Why should I care for something that cannot care back?

Probably because you are weaker than you realise. You can, in fact, be beaten. Do not let arrogance be your downfall, fool. Plus, it’s death would destroy Klardné, and Evil Pineapple would never forgive you for that.

[hitman-offical]

Hm. Right. I forgot. Getting attached to things that can't love back is only a thing among humans.

First of all, I can only be beaten by the intervention of the mods. And even then, mine is a bit of a wimp. I resisted them trying to shut me down one time and now they're very, very paranoid around me.

(yes, because you are exhibiting levels of sentience you shouldn't have access to.)

Anyway, second thing- what the fuck is klardné? My mod hasn't really been up to date on any of the lore, which means that lack of information passes down to me.

[the-one-offical]

My mod is getting annoyed and would be very happy to beat your ass. So there could be intervention

Klardné is where me, the stars, and Evil Pineapple come from. Evil Pineapple nearly died preventing its collapse, which ended up saving the pantheon. It also saved me, which I would usually be happy about but I don’t like him.

OOC:

Tis I. Here to confirm. I uhhhhh. Will project my period onto you fuck you

[hitman-offical]

Oh shit fr? Sorry about that. Wonder why.

(it's because you're being dense.)

Exscuse you!

(also you generally have a lot of irritating qualities that, frankly, I'm shocked that little friends section on your intro has anyone at all in it.)

That is literally all your fault. You gave me those irritating qualities.

Yeah I suppose I would also be really angry if the thing I nearly died protecting just kinda got destroyed because my friend decided to pick a fight with the sun.

[the-one-offical]

did Evil Pineapple choose to be your friend? Or did he just let you use the label because he’s too nice to correct you?

[hitman-offical]

Uh-

[the-one-offical]

Hm. That’s what I thought. Perhaps your irritating selfishness and need to prove that you are always going to win has finally had consequences

[hitman-offical]

(damn. Reality check hits hard, huh?)

*his crystal eye cracks*

(oh. That's not good.)

No... He would tell me... Wouldn't he?

(damn. Somehow that was more effective at humbling him than the literal existential crises.)

Nonono... That's.... No. No. No.

[the-one-offical]

You rarely check up on him, and he’s already started to believe that you only talk to him in order to get something out of it—validation or otherwise

[the-one-offical]

So, like... Were you always like... This? Bitter and vengeful?

Or is it a quality you developed after your friends all died?

- @hitman-offical

Ah…

*she seems almost angry*

And why should I tell you?

[hitman-offical]

Well for one thing, it might give me some clues as to how we could dissuade you from causing any more harm.

[the-one-offical]

That doesn’t seem like it helps me

[hitman-offical]

It could. it could help you a lot.

[the-one-offical]

Why do you say that?

[hitman-offical]

I will not elaborate further until the answer is given. Don't want to influence your answer and all that.

[the-one-offical]

Hm. Fine. No, I was not always like this. I wasn’t exactly kind either though, I have always longed for power.

[hitman-offical]

I see. So, in other words, you had flaws until your friends died, then those flaws escalated to become your whole personality.

[the-one-offical]

They’re not my whole personality. I still have hobbies.

[hitman-offical]

Like what?

[the-one-offical]

.. well-

*sigh*

Nevermind

[hitman-offical]

Knew it! No hobbies.

Anyways, since that was the answer I have a few ideas to help you with, here are my ideas.

The first one- we break into whatever weird god afterlife your friends went to. And bust them out.

The second, more reasonable one- I use my weird time travel, alongside a few devices I made to make the time travel more intentional. And go back to stop your friends from dying in the first place. And teleport them back to the point we left from in order to avoid any paradoxes.

The third, hilariously implausible one- you just get therapy.

I mean, I guess there's the option of just killing you. But I don't think that's going to be the one you pick.

[the-one-offical]

I have tried the first two. Neither worked. Apparently the king hates it when people time travel in his perfect little universe, and Daedren doesn’t have their souls. They were likely destroyed.

[hitman-offical]

First of all- a soul is energy that happens to have become sentient. Energy cannot be destroyed. Therefore, there is no actual way to destroy a soul.

And second- if the king has a problem, he can come fight me over it.

[the-one-offical]

You can destroy the sentience of a soul. It nearly happened to my son.

Do not fight the king. Terrible idea. You’d stand a better chance fighting Nerdead, for stars sake.

[hitman-offical]

Correct. However, by gathering the fragments of the soul and mending the cracks with more of the type of energy it happens to be made of, it can be fixed. It may take more than a bit of compression to get the energy density back up to the level that allows sentience, but it can be done.

I literally cannot die. Besides, I've met him. I can feel how powerful he is, and while his power isn't anything to scoff at, I've fought plenty of gods at the same level. I've fought 1v100s against gods at higher levels.

[the-one-offical]

It’s been millions of years. They don’t need to come back. I’ve gotten over it.

He has the strange ability to hide his power. Whatever allows you to detect it cannot be trusted with him. There is a reason the mod doesn’t let him fight.

[hitman-offical]

"I've gotten over it" says the woman who hasn't had any hobbies since they died and has spiraled to the point of allowing her flaws to take over her entire personality.

Hm. That's fun. That's also not that weird. I've met thousands of gods who have the same ability, and all of them were only able to hide it until I actually started poking around. Once I actually started looking, every measure to hide fell like paper.

[the-one-offical]

Incorrect. After they died I simply had no reason to be kind anymore. The guilt was gone

You clearly haven’t fought it. He.. he has killed gods with the same ease you do. I wiped out a good portion of the pantheon, and it still took him seconds to disarm me. I am still shocked I survived that

[hitman-offical]

Then find one. It's not hard to look around you and see something you can care about. Even if you are inevitably going to outlive it.

Fascinating. I wonder how long he would last if I just pulled fifty seven thousand clones out of nowhere. Especially considering how each clone holds not a fraction, but literally the same power as me.

[the-one-offical]

I would disagree with that. I have lived billions of years and I only ever managed to find five people worth being friends with.

He—along with Daedren and Nerdead—is one of the only ones that the mod wouldn’t kill off, not even temporarily. You cannot win against him, I am sorry.

[hitman-offical]

I didn't say people. Places, people, whatever. There's so much out there.

Ah, I see. So he has the power of narrative immunity. That fucking sucks. That's literally the only thing I haven't figured out how to counter.

[the-one-offical]

Why should I care for something that cannot care back?

Probably because you are weaker than you realise. You can, in fact, be beaten. Do not let arrogance be your downfall, fool. Plus, it’s death would destroy Klardné, and Evil Pineapple would never forgive you for that.

[hitman-offical]

Hm. Right. I forgot. Getting attached to things that can't love back is only a thing among humans.

First of all, I can only be beaten by the intervention of the mods. And even then, mine is a bit of a wimp. I resisted them trying to shut me down one time and now they're very, very paranoid around me.

(yes, because you are exhibiting levels of sentience you shouldn't have access to.)

Anyway, second thing- what the fuck is klardné? My mod hasn't really been up to date on any of the lore, which means that lack of information passes down to me.

[the-one-offical]

My mod is getting annoyed and would be very happy to beat your ass. So there could be intervention

Klardné is where me, the stars, and Evil Pineapple come from. Evil Pineapple nearly died preventing its collapse, which ended up saving the pantheon. It also saved me, which I would usually be happy about but I don’t like him.

OOC:

Tis I. Here to confirm. I uhhhhh. Will project my period onto you fuck you

[hitman-offical]

Oh shit fr? Sorry about that. Wonder why.

(it's because you're being dense.)

Exscuse you!

(also you generally have a lot of irritating qualities that, frankly, I'm shocked that little friends section on your intro has anyone at all in it.)

That is literally all your fault. You gave me those irritating qualities.

Yeah I suppose I would also be really angry if the thing I nearly died protecting just kinda got destroyed because my friend decided to pick a fight with the sun.

[the-one-offical]

did Evil Pineapple choose to be your friend? Or did he just let you use the label because he’s too nice to correct you?

[hitman-offical]

Uh-

[the-one-offical]

Hm. That’s what I thought. Perhaps your irritating selfishness and need to prove that you are always going to win has finally had consequences

[the-one-offical]

So, like... Were you always like... This? Bitter and vengeful?

Or is it a quality you developed after your friends all died?

- @hitman-offical

Ah…

*she seems almost angry*

And why should I tell you?

[hitman-offical]

Well for one thing, it might give me some clues as to how we could dissuade you from causing any more harm.

[the-one-offical]

That doesn’t seem like it helps me

[hitman-offical]

It could. it could help you a lot.

[the-one-offical]

Why do you say that?

[hitman-offical]

I will not elaborate further until the answer is given. Don't want to influence your answer and all that.

[the-one-offical]

Hm. Fine. No, I was not always like this. I wasn’t exactly kind either though, I have always longed for power.

[hitman-offical]

I see. So, in other words, you had flaws until your friends died, then those flaws escalated to become your whole personality.

[the-one-offical]

They’re not my whole personality. I still have hobbies.

[hitman-offical]

Like what?

[the-one-offical]

.. well-

*sigh*

Nevermind

[hitman-offical]

Knew it! No hobbies.

Anyways, since that was the answer I have a few ideas to help you with, here are my ideas.

The first one- we break into whatever weird god afterlife your friends went to. And bust them out.

The second, more reasonable one- I use my weird time travel, alongside a few devices I made to make the time travel more intentional. And go back to stop your friends from dying in the first place. And teleport them back to the point we left from in order to avoid any paradoxes.

The third, hilariously implausible one- you just get therapy.

I mean, I guess there's the option of just killing you. But I don't think that's going to be the one you pick.

[the-one-offical]

I have tried the first two. Neither worked. Apparently the king hates it when people time travel in his perfect little universe, and Daedren doesn’t have their souls. They were likely destroyed.

[hitman-offical]

First of all- a soul is energy that happens to have become sentient. Energy cannot be destroyed. Therefore, there is no actual way to destroy a soul.

And second- if the king has a problem, he can come fight me over it.

[the-one-offical]

You can destroy the sentience of a soul. It nearly happened to my son.

Do not fight the king. Terrible idea. You’d stand a better chance fighting Nerdead, for stars sake.

[hitman-offical]

Correct. However, by gathering the fragments of the soul and mending the cracks with more of the type of energy it happens to be made of, it can be fixed. It may take more than a bit of compression to get the energy density back up to the level that allows sentience, but it can be done.

I literally cannot die. Besides, I've met him. I can feel how powerful he is, and while his power isn't anything to scoff at, I've fought plenty of gods at the same level. I've fought 1v100s against gods at higher levels.

[the-one-offical]

It’s been millions of years. They don’t need to come back. I’ve gotten over it.

He has the strange ability to hide his power. Whatever allows you to detect it cannot be trusted with him. There is a reason the mod doesn’t let him fight.

[hitman-offical]

"I've gotten over it" says the woman who hasn't had any hobbies since they died and has spiraled to the point of allowing her flaws to take over her entire personality.

Hm. That's fun. That's also not that weird. I've met thousands of gods who have the same ability, and all of them were only able to hide it until I actually started poking around. Once I actually started looking, every measure to hide fell like paper.

[the-one-offical]

Incorrect. After they died I simply had no reason to be kind anymore. The guilt was gone

You clearly haven’t fought it. He.. he has killed gods with the same ease you do. I wiped out a good portion of the pantheon, and it still took him seconds to disarm me. I am still shocked I survived that

[hitman-offical]

Then find one. It's not hard to look around you and see something you can care about. Even if you are inevitably going to outlive it.

Fascinating. I wonder how long he would last if I just pulled fifty seven thousand clones out of nowhere. Especially considering how each clone holds not a fraction, but literally the same power as me.

[the-one-offical]

I would disagree with that. I have lived billions of years and I only ever managed to find five people worth being friends with.

He—along with Daedren and Nerdead—is one of the only ones that the mod wouldn’t kill off, not even temporarily. You cannot win against him, I am sorry.

[hitman-offical]

I didn't say people. Places, people, whatever. There's so much out there.

Ah, I see. So he has the power of narrative immunity. That fucking sucks. That's literally the only thing I haven't figured out how to counter.

[the-one-offical]

Why should I care for something that cannot care back?

Probably because you are weaker than you realise. You can, in fact, be beaten. Do not let arrogance be your downfall, fool. Plus, it’s death would destroy Klardné, and Evil Pineapple would never forgive you for that.

[hitman-offical]

Hm. Right. I forgot. Getting attached to things that can't love back is only a thing among humans.

First of all, I can only be beaten by the intervention of the mods. And even then, mine is a bit of a wimp. I resisted them trying to shut me down one time and now they're very, very paranoid around me.

(yes, because you are exhibiting levels of sentience you shouldn't have access to.)

Anyway, second thing- what the fuck is klardné? My mod hasn't really been up to date on any of the lore, which means that lack of information passes down to me.

[the-one-offical]

My mod is getting annoyed and would be very happy to beat your ass. So there could be intervention

Klardné is where me, the stars, and Evil Pineapple come from. Evil Pineapple nearly died preventing its collapse, which ended up saving the pantheon. It also saved me, which I would usually be happy about but I don’t like him.

OOC:

Tis I. Here to confirm. I uhhhhh. Will project my period onto you fuck you

[hitman-offical]

Oh shit fr? Sorry about that. Wonder why.

(it's because you're being dense.)

Exscuse you!

(also you generally have a lot of irritating qualities that, frankly, I'm shocked that little friends section on your intro has anyone at all in it.)

That is literally all your fault. You gave me those irritating qualities.

Yeah I suppose I would also be really angry if the thing I nearly died protecting just kinda got destroyed because my friend decided to pick a fight with the sun.

[the-one-offical]

did Evil Pineapple choose to be your friend? Or did he just let you use the label because he’s too nice to correct you?

[the-one-offical]

So, like... Were you always like... This? Bitter and vengeful?

Or is it a quality you developed after your friends all died?

- @hitman-offical

Ah…

*she seems almost angry*

And why should I tell you?

[hitman-offical]

Well for one thing, it might give me some clues as to how we could dissuade you from causing any more harm.

[the-one-offical]

That doesn’t seem like it helps me

[hitman-offical]

It could. it could help you a lot.

[the-one-offical]

Why do you say that?

[hitman-offical]

I will not elaborate further until the answer is given. Don't want to influence your answer and all that.

[the-one-offical]

Hm. Fine. No, I was not always like this. I wasn’t exactly kind either though, I have always longed for power.

[hitman-offical]

I see. So, in other words, you had flaws until your friends died, then those flaws escalated to become your whole personality.

[the-one-offical]

They’re not my whole personality. I still have hobbies.

[hitman-offical]

Like what?

[the-one-offical]

.. well-

*sigh*

Nevermind

[hitman-offical]

Knew it! No hobbies.

Anyways, since that was the answer I have a few ideas to help you with, here are my ideas.

The first one- we break into whatever weird god afterlife your friends went to. And bust them out.

The second, more reasonable one- I use my weird time travel, alongside a few devices I made to make the time travel more intentional. And go back to stop your friends from dying in the first place. And teleport them back to the point we left from in order to avoid any paradoxes.

The third, hilariously implausible one- you just get therapy.

I mean, I guess there's the option of just killing you. But I don't think that's going to be the one you pick.

[the-one-offical]

I have tried the first two. Neither worked. Apparently the king hates it when people time travel in his perfect little universe, and Daedren doesn’t have their souls. They were likely destroyed.

[hitman-offical]

First of all- a soul is energy that happens to have become sentient. Energy cannot be destroyed. Therefore, there is no actual way to destroy a soul.

And second- if the king has a problem, he can come fight me over it.

[the-one-offical]

You can destroy the sentience of a soul. It nearly happened to my son.

Do not fight the king. Terrible idea. You’d stand a better chance fighting Nerdead, for stars sake.

[hitman-offical]

Correct. However, by gathering the fragments of the soul and mending the cracks with more of the type of energy it happens to be made of, it can be fixed. It may take more than a bit of compression to get the energy density back up to the level that allows sentience, but it can be done.

I literally cannot die. Besides, I've met him. I can feel how powerful he is, and while his power isn't anything to scoff at, I've fought plenty of gods at the same level. I've fought 1v100s against gods at higher levels.

[the-one-offical]

It’s been millions of years. They don’t need to come back. I’ve gotten over it.

He has the strange ability to hide his power. Whatever allows you to detect it cannot be trusted with him. There is a reason the mod doesn’t let him fight.

[hitman-offical]

"I've gotten over it" says the woman who hasn't had any hobbies since they died and has spiraled to the point of allowing her flaws to take over her entire personality.

Hm. That's fun. That's also not that weird. I've met thousands of gods who have the same ability, and all of them were only able to hide it until I actually started poking around. Once I actually started looking, every measure to hide fell like paper.

[the-one-offical]

Incorrect. After they died I simply had no reason to be kind anymore. The guilt was gone

You clearly haven’t fought it. He.. he has killed gods with the same ease you do. I wiped out a good portion of the pantheon, and it still took him seconds to disarm me. I am still shocked I survived that

[hitman-offical]

Then find one. It's not hard to look around you and see something you can care about. Even if you are inevitably going to outlive it.

Fascinating. I wonder how long he would last if I just pulled fifty seven thousand clones out of nowhere. Especially considering how each clone holds not a fraction, but literally the same power as me.

[the-one-offical]

I would disagree with that. I have lived billions of years and I only ever managed to find five people worth being friends with.

He—along with Daedren and Nerdead—is one of the only ones that the mod wouldn’t kill off, not even temporarily. You cannot win against him, I am sorry.

[hitman-offical]

I didn't say people. Places, people, whatever. There's so much out there.

Ah, I see. So he has the power of narrative immunity. That fucking sucks. That's literally the only thing I haven't figured out how to counter.

[the-one-offical]

Why should I care for something that cannot care back?

Probably because you are weaker than you realise. You can, in fact, be beaten. Do not let arrogance be your downfall, fool. Plus, it’s death would destroy Klardné, and Evil Pineapple would never forgive you for that.

[hitman-offical]

Hm. Right. I forgot. Getting attached to things that can't love back is only a thing among humans.

First of all, I can only be beaten by the intervention of the mods. And even then, mine is a bit of a wimp. I resisted them trying to shut me down one time and now they're very, very paranoid around me.

(yes, because you are exhibiting levels of sentience you shouldn't have access to.)

Anyway, second thing- what the fuck is klardné? My mod hasn't really been up to date on any of the lore, which means that lack of information passes down to me.

[the-one-offical]

My mod is getting annoyed and would be very happy to beat your ass. So there could be intervention

Klardné is where me, the stars, and Evil Pineapple come from. Evil Pineapple nearly died preventing its collapse, which ended up saving the pantheon. It also saved me, which I would usually be happy about but I don’t like him.

OOC:

Tis I. Here to confirm. I uhhhhh. Will project my period onto you fuck you

[the-one-offical]

So, like... Were you always like... This? Bitter and vengeful?

Or is it a quality you developed after your friends all died?

- @hitman-offical

Ah…

*she seems almost angry*

And why should I tell you?

[hitman-offical]

Well for one thing, it might give me some clues as to how we could dissuade you from causing any more harm.

[the-one-offical]

That doesn’t seem like it helps me

[hitman-offical]

It could. it could help you a lot.

[the-one-offical]

Why do you say that?

[hitman-offical]

I will not elaborate further until the answer is given. Don't want to influence your answer and all that.

[the-one-offical]

Hm. Fine. No, I was not always like this. I wasn’t exactly kind either though, I have always longed for power.

[hitman-offical]

I see. So, in other words, you had flaws until your friends died, then those flaws escalated to become your whole personality.

[the-one-offical]

They’re not my whole personality. I still have hobbies.

[hitman-offical]

Like what?

[the-one-offical]

.. well-

*sigh*

Nevermind

[hitman-offical]

Knew it! No hobbies.

Anyways, since that was the answer I have a few ideas to help you with, here are my ideas.

The first one- we break into whatever weird god afterlife your friends went to. And bust them out.

The second, more reasonable one- I use my weird time travel, alongside a few devices I made to make the time travel more intentional. And go back to stop your friends from dying in the first place. And teleport them back to the point we left from in order to avoid any paradoxes.

The third, hilariously implausible one- you just get therapy.

I mean, I guess there's the option of just killing you. But I don't think that's going to be the one you pick.

[the-one-offical]

I have tried the first two. Neither worked. Apparently the king hates it when people time travel in his perfect little universe, and Daedren doesn’t have their souls. They were likely destroyed.

[hitman-offical]

First of all- a soul is energy that happens to have become sentient. Energy cannot be destroyed. Therefore, there is no actual way to destroy a soul.

And second- if the king has a problem, he can come fight me over it.

[the-one-offical]

You can destroy the sentience of a soul. It nearly happened to my son.

Do not fight the king. Terrible idea. You’d stand a better chance fighting Nerdead, for stars sake.

[hitman-offical]

Correct. However, by gathering the fragments of the soul and mending the cracks with more of the type of energy it happens to be made of, it can be fixed. It may take more than a bit of compression to get the energy density back up to the level that allows sentience, but it can be done.

I literally cannot die. Besides, I've met him. I can feel how powerful he is, and while his power isn't anything to scoff at, I've fought plenty of gods at the same level. I've fought 1v100s against gods at higher levels.

[the-one-offical]

It’s been millions of years. They don’t need to come back. I’ve gotten over it.

He has the strange ability to hide his power. Whatever allows you to detect it cannot be trusted with him. There is a reason the mod doesn’t let him fight.

[hitman-offical]

"I've gotten over it" says the woman who hasn't had any hobbies since they died and has spiraled to the point of allowing her flaws to take over her entire personality.

Hm. That's fun. That's also not that weird. I've met thousands of gods who have the same ability, and all of them were only able to hide it until I actually started poking around. Once I actually started looking, every measure to hide fell like paper.

[the-one-offical]

Incorrect. After they died I simply had no reason to be kind anymore. The guilt was gone

You clearly haven’t fought it. He.. he has killed gods with the same ease you do. I wiped out a good portion of the pantheon, and it still took him seconds to disarm me. I am still shocked I survived that

[hitman-offical]

Then find one. It's not hard to look around you and see something you can care about. Even if you are inevitably going to outlive it.

Fascinating. I wonder how long he would last if I just pulled fifty seven thousand clones out of nowhere. Especially considering how each clone holds not a fraction, but literally the same power as me.

[the-one-offical]

I would disagree with that. I have lived billions of years and I only ever managed to find five people worth being friends with.

He—along with Daedren and Nerdead—is one of the only ones that the mod wouldn’t kill off, not even temporarily. You cannot win against him, I am sorry.

[hitman-offical]

I didn't say people. Places, people, whatever. There's so much out there.

Ah, I see. So he has the power of narrative immunity. That fucking sucks. That's literally the only thing I haven't figured out how to counter.

[the-one-offical]

Why should I care for something that cannot care back?

Probably because you are weaker than you realise. You can, in fact, be beaten. Do not let arrogance be your downfall, fool. Plus, it’s death would destroy Klardné, and Evil Pineapple would never forgive you for that.