POLISH MY SHINY METAL ASS.

The Rear-Kicker of Sonic Oddities He/She/They/It

[hollygirlie]

hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby

(do not expect more sonic.exe content from me)

[gaymajin]

Very serious plot point

[ Majin got hit by a car. ]

[the-one-who-throws-hands]

I FUCKING LOVE RUNNING OVER THE INNOCENT.

[the-one-who-throws-hands]

MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT ONLY PRODUCES OW (TO MY ENEMIES)

[spacedawgspace]

ALL LIFE FORM DATA…

SUCCESSFULLY COPIED.

[laeclipse]

[themoti]

I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU

[iam-god2011x]

Faker is the middle child

who???

[the-one-who-throws-hands]

NO I AM. THERE IS NO FAKER.

[rebuked-with-scarlet]

*FreakysisX, after snorting unhealthy amounts of @iam-god2011x's evil irregular crack:*

ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE-

[thecrazypurplebiscuit]

That CANNOT be good, small amount of that shit fucked me up after undoing the weed bs

[rebuked-with-scarlet]

YOU. ME. GAS STATION. WHAT'RE WE GETTING FOR DINNER?

SUSHI OF COURSE!

UH OH! THERE WAS A ROOFIE INSIDE OUR GAS STATION SUSHI. WE BLACK OUT AND WAKE UP IN A SEWER. WE'RE SURROUNDED BY FISH. HORNY FISH. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

FISH ORGY!

THE STENCH DRAWS IN A BEAR. WHAT DO WE DO? WE'RE GONNA FIGHT IT.

BEAR FIGHT?

BARE HANDED??

BARE NAKED???

OH YES PLEASE!

WE BEFRIEND THE BEAR AFTER WE BEAT IT IN A BRAWL, THEN WE RIDE INTO A CHUCK 'E CHEESE. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION.

REVOLUTION?

OVERTHROW THE GOVERMENT?

UHH, I THINK SO!

NEXT THING YOU KNOW??? I'M REINCARNATED AS JESUS CHRIST, THEN I TURN INTO A JET, FLY INTO THE SUN, BLACK OUT AGAIN, WAKE UP, DO A BUMP, WHITE OUT (Which I didn't know you could do), THEN I SMOKED A JOINT, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN-

UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN!!! DDGH BGH BGAH, AH- HAH-

A̷̧̧̡̠̺͉̼̯͖̝͖̥͍͖̜͓͎̼͉̭̻̖̤̘̹͓͕̝̮̖̞̜̱͇̭͔͈̣͎̼̖̠̠͔̍̿͗͆̅̊̉̇͛͐̂̇͋̑͛̾͛̎̔̏́͆̋̈́̈́̓̈̂̀̈́̂̊̃̅̈̽͛͋̂̑̄͂̓̑̈́̋͐̈́͋͒̌̚̕̚̚͘͘͘͠͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅĄ̷̧̧̳̪̟͇̻̼̣͓̭͖̹̞̳̘͈͙̥̻͍̼̲͍̲̖͎̹̥̦̹͍͈̻́̌̅̆̃̔͋̄̄̑̌̄͘ͅͅA̶̡̛̛̠̓̂̔̌́̑͗͗͂͋͋̀̈͆̈́͗̓̃̊̍͆̀̈̚͘͝͠͠͠ͅÀ̷̡̨̛̰̤̹̼̯̗̻͊͗͋̽́̇̒̑̀̔͗̄́͛̓̈͌́͗̇̈̌̓̄̕̚͝Ȧ̸̧̧̝̜̘̼̜̙̩̮̼̤̫̪̥̹͔̤͈̘̺̙͚̲͕̻̟̪̩͉͚̰̪͍̞̯̂̒̆ͅA̸̧̢̜̱̣͔̩͉̪̮̭̟̠̙̭̜͚͖̮̭̝͗͒͆̀̈́̓͠͝A̵̢̨̧̢̨̢̛͚͙͕̠̪̦͓̫̦̙̞̩̥̖̺͉̣͔̱̦͖͈̫̙̣͓̲̜̤͙̰͈̺̣̖̜̟̾̀̇͆̉̀̊̿̇͆̄͗́̈́̍̔̄͒͂͑̓͆͌̈̓̿̆̐́͐̐̅̇͜͝͝͝A̸̡̬̫̪̹̦̳͚̟̪̻͕̯͓̫̼̝̻͖̞͕̽͂̑́͜͜A̶̢̧̨̨̢̠̳̘̱̘̼̬̰̮̥̙̼̓̽̓͒̾̌̎̍͊͜ͅͅͅĀ̷̡̡̦̲̯͎̫̤̲̝̦̦͓̥͉͖̺̻̝̱͔̺͚̼̬̰̬͈͓͖̹͉̙̼̰̜̯̦̦͖̄͋̈́͆͊͗̾̀̂̀̃͌̏͋̀̑̈́̉̐̌̈́̿̌̊̐̒̎͂̄̂̄̀̔̿͗̇̚̚̕͘̚̚͠͝͝Â̸̧̛̼̣̹̼͔̭͉̘̞̻̱̠̾̌̀̈̋͛̈́̿͂̆̈́̊̐̓̏̀̒̊̈̉̐̀́̇̿͆̉̀͒͊̐̈́͐̀̚͜͝͝͝͝Ǎ̶̢̧̟͈̲̘̫̭͎͇̖͉̱͈̳̲͖͇͈̜͕̻͎̣̣̀̆͌̌̈̒̀̀̀̆̋͗͌͗̀͆͌͌͛̾̏̔̎̂̓͛͐̋̊̈̅̒̒͋̓͑̐͂̆͆̽͗̉̊̽̅͑̇̚͘̕̕͠͝͝ͅͅA̶̢̡̛̛̺̩͚̣̗͎̤͈̻̼͖̪̱̲̜̰̘͈̭̺͍̲̱̟̰̜͖͎̯̭̮͍͕̪͙̩̘̪͕͙͇͉̳͉̠͒̃̓́̔̎͌́͊͛̎͊̄̈́̿͆͊̑͑̃̽̄̊͒̈́̇̃̓̍̐̾͋̋̍͛͐͒͂̉͛̚͘͘͜͝͝͝͝ͅÄ̵̛͔͖̲̩̻́̍͒̅̄̆͆̇͗́̚͘͝Á̴̧̡̛̱̦̼̳͔̹͖̥͈͇̫͈͖̲̺̝̤͍̼͕͈̼̯͉̪͙̭̻̺͍̠̩̪̻̱͎̩̦͓̞̰͉̮̗͚̜̘̝̩̰̏͑̉̒͊́͒͐͗̏̅̄͆̾̅̓̆̏̍̎͋͛̽͛́̀͌̀͂̈́͗̈́̋͊̌̿̓̋̑̓̀͘̚͜͝͠͠͠͝͝ͅͅA̶̞͚̤̘͚̙͓̹̦͗̃͋͠Ả̸̢̨̡̡̧̨̢̗̝͉̟̪̜̳͎̬̻͈̖̲̫̯̩̘͉̤̯̬̦͖͓̥̦͉̖̼̪̰͇̝͍̩̠͍͔͕͍̿̈͂̈́͗͌̐̈́̓̓̈̇̆͋͛͊͐̐̉̈́͗̔͛̂̓̈́̕͝ͅA̸̢̢̨̡̢̨̛͔͕͎͍͇̱̯͔͚͍̮̺͖̜̳̹͓̥̱͚͚̺̼̪̟͙͉̩̭̭̭̰̣̲̞̺̳̠̅̒̂̊̌̑̓̆̍͆̈́̂͋͋̿͌̇̓̊̽̉̆̔͊́͗̀̋̃̕͘͘͜͜͠͝ͅǍ̵̢͎̯̱̤̠̩͚͔̙̮̬͓͈̫̪̩͕̙̭͓͓̪̝͍̪̱͙̰̺̯̋̈́̐̂͒̈́̚͘ͅA̶̡̢̧̡̧̛̛̛̦̣̪̰͓͚͚̘̼̱̩̬̲̪͇͕̺̭͈̖̮̟̪̱͈͈̰̦̹̰̙̬̪͈̦̗̹̝̰̟̼̲̝̗̮͉̩̎̅̃͒̐͂͒̆́͂͊̓͋͆͐̂͐̅̈́͂̏̂͛̅̽̈́͊̀̋͑̄̈́̾͋̍͆̇́̈́̿̿́͑̈͒̈̚̚͠͠͝͝ͅĄ̷̨̧̧̧̢̛̛̛̻̯̦̭̺͎̲̩͔̣̙̯̬̤͕͕͉̹͇̗͚͓̦̠̥͖̮̠̭̩̯̙̰̬̝̝̤͉͙̠̉͛̉́̾̄͂͌͌̉̊̿̋̂̂̒̌̐͊̂̽͊͂̿͂͂̃̋̑̈͗̆̈́̀̉̑̍̈́̈́̊́͋́̓̓̌̒̓͑͌̆͘͝͝Ą̸̢̧̨̳͚̣̪̲͍̻͚̫̪̹͙̦͍̤̮͓̰̠͎̹̮̦̖̉̆́A̴̧̧̨̨̢̛̛̫͔̭͉̮̻͕͕̩̮̘̞̤̘͚͈͍̥͚̩̦͕̹̯̬̞̤̱̪̤̝̤̱͕̦̹̱̗̯̩̿̽̈́̍̐͒̇͐́̊̓͆̈́̿̈́̒̊̌̚ͅÁ̷̡̡̧̡̡̡̛̛̬̬͎̻̭͔̩̹̖̘̲̩̖̘̠̣͎̰͚̭̯̥͓̟̜͈̦͚̮̥͚̌̆̃̇̀́̆́̾̎̇̾́̇̀͑̐̆̒́̔̀̔̽͐͛̏̏̑̌̒̈͛̈̋͋̈̽͋̄̚̚͘͜͝͝͝͠͝ͅͅĄ̵̧̢̛̛̭̱̠̬̤̠̹͖̟̤̮͍͚̟̬̫͉̱͕͉͓̟̤̳͚̩̰̠͓̠͙͎͙̩͈̤̰̹̼̖͔̖͓̯̉͛̏̃̎̅̔͋̈́̌̅́̒͑̈̀̍̿̓̓̔̊̈́̈̂͌̀́̕͠͠ͅẤ̵̧̧̛̠̪͓͎̩͕͖͉͍̪͕͖͎̙̲̦̩͚͓̲̳̦̞͎͇͍͇̖̱̖͈͚͇̰͈͎̯̘̩̝̻͉̟̜̻̺̈́̅̓̀̎̍̓̂̀̀̆͒̾̇̈͊͐͊̍̓͐̅͆̊͐̈́́̎͗̋͐̽̐͌͆́̍̋̏̿͋̾́̈́͊͋͊̚̚͠͠͠A̸̧̢̨̨̨̡̢̨̛̛̬̠̖̦̖͚̲͕͍̫̝̺͍̜͚̩̥̰̲͍̖̗̱̰̰̙̟̰̤̖̠̤̖̞̟̰̲͍̹̲̩̲̹̬̲̘͋͗͒̌̑͊̓̆͂̐̿̊̀̾͂̀̍̔̾̾̿̉̇̆͒͗͒̋͌́̆̿̿͒͐̀̐̿̆͑̀̐͒̓̈́̓͊̒̏̀̕̚̚͜͠͠͝͝ͅͅÄ̵̢̢̛̛͔̹̜̲͔̦͔͉̹͈̖̦̣͔̙̬̬̳̫̬́̏̒̃̋̓̄̉̀̏̀͆̅̿́̇̍̽͛̋̚̕Ȃ̶̢̛̦̲͇̯̯͇͈͈͍͓̗̠̖͎̋̀͋͒̔̈́̈͛̊̎̒̿̄̔̄̄͋͂̓͛̿̓͐̃͂̅̓̚͘͜͜͝ͅǍ̵̡̨̧̢̧̧̲̺̹̦̮̗̱̗̤̟̱̥͖̪̞͔̰̖̤̦̠̬̲͈̭̬̘̝͖̹̞̰̦̼͍̹̭̦͔͈̤̼̓͛͂͊̿͐͂̎̆̒̃͊̌́̀̓͗̇̅̀́͒̀͆̾͒̓͌́͂͋̀͛̓̿̌̓̒̌̍̋͌̉̔̓̈̚͘͘͜͝͝͝-̴̧̧̨̡̦̮̥͙̱̲̥̥̹̼̖͚͎͎̣̠̠͎̯͚͕̣̜̖̥̜̞̰̥̞͙̟̠̟͇̩̮͕̤̜̹͍̯̯̹̟̳̬̙̣̙͑̄̀̑̃̑̾̋̇̑̄͗͋́͒̈́̀̉͒́̾̏̈́͂͌̌͊͗̽̌̚͘͜͜͝͝ͅ

[the-one-who-throws-hands]

I THINK YOUR DOG HAS LOST IT'S WARRANTY MAJIN. WE NEED TO PUT HIM DOWN.

[gaymajin]

Putting down seems a step too far at the moment..

[iam-god2011x]

HOW MUCH DID HE HAVE?!

[gaymajin]

I would ask him, but...

*Majin blinked, growing more and more concerned*

Dear, how much did you have???

[rebuked-with-scarlet]

*He's now partially unconcious and frothing at the mouth like he has rabies, dear god.*

[the-one-who-throws-hands]

<<TAKING BLOOD SAMPLE. . .>>

<<DOSAGE: 1 GALLON + 0.2 EXTRA OVER. WHAT THE FUCK.>>

[rebuked-with-scarlet]

*Suddenly, he gets to all fours, snarling and growling like some diseased mongrel, drooling everywhere. He leaps out the nearest window and disappears.*

[thecrazypurplebiscuit]

Damn

[the-one-who-throws-hands]

INQUIRY: WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THIS "EVIL IRREGULAR CRACK" @iam-god2011x?

[iam-god2011x]

IT’S GRAPE KOOLAID POWDER, CRACK, AND GLITTER. IDK NEO IT JUST WORKS.

[the-one-who-throws-hands]

WELL IT CLEARLY DOESN'T HERE.

[rebuked-with-scarlet]

*FreakysisX, after snorting unhealthy amounts of @iam-god2011x's evil irregular crack:*

ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE-

[thecrazypurplebiscuit]

That CANNOT be good, small amount of that shit fucked me up after undoing the weed bs

[rebuked-with-scarlet]

YOU. ME. GAS STATION. WHAT'RE WE GETTING FOR DINNER?

SUSHI OF COURSE!

UH OH! THERE WAS A ROOFIE INSIDE OUR GAS STATION SUSHI. WE BLACK OUT AND WAKE UP IN A SEWER. WE'RE SURROUNDED BY FISH. HORNY FISH. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

FISH ORGY!

THE STENCH DRAWS IN A BEAR. WHAT DO WE DO? WE'RE GONNA FIGHT IT.

BEAR FIGHT?

BARE HANDED??

BARE NAKED???

OH YES PLEASE!

WE BEFRIEND THE BEAR AFTER WE BEAT IT IN A BRAWL, THEN WE RIDE INTO A CHUCK 'E CHEESE. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION.

REVOLUTION?

OVERTHROW THE GOVERMENT?

UHH, I THINK SO!

NEXT THING YOU KNOW??? I'M REINCARNATED AS JESUS CHRIST, THEN I TURN INTO A JET, FLY INTO THE SUN, BLACK OUT AGAIN, WAKE UP, DO A BUMP, WHITE OUT (Which I didn't know you could do), THEN I SMOKED A JOINT, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN-

UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN!!! DDGH BGH BGAH, AH- HAH-

A̷̧̧̡̠̺͉̼̯͖̝͖̥͍͖̜͓͎̼͉̭̻̖̤̘̹͓͕̝̮̖̞̜̱͇̭͔͈̣͎̼̖̠̠͔̍̿͗͆̅̊̉̇͛͐̂̇͋̑͛̾͛̎̔̏́͆̋̈́̈́̓̈̂̀̈́̂̊̃̅̈̽͛͋̂̑̄͂̓̑̈́̋͐̈́͋͒̌̚̕̚̚͘͘͘͠͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅĄ̷̧̧̳̪̟͇̻̼̣͓̭͖̹̞̳̘͈͙̥̻͍̼̲͍̲̖͎̹̥̦̹͍͈̻́̌̅̆̃̔͋̄̄̑̌̄͘ͅͅA̶̡̛̛̠̓̂̔̌́̑͗͗͂͋͋̀̈͆̈́͗̓̃̊̍͆̀̈̚͘͝͠͠͠ͅÀ̷̡̨̛̰̤̹̼̯̗̻͊͗͋̽́̇̒̑̀̔͗̄́͛̓̈͌́͗̇̈̌̓̄̕̚͝Ȧ̸̧̧̝̜̘̼̜̙̩̮̼̤̫̪̥̹͔̤͈̘̺̙͚̲͕̻̟̪̩͉͚̰̪͍̞̯̂̒̆ͅA̸̧̢̜̱̣͔̩͉̪̮̭̟̠̙̭̜͚͖̮̭̝͗͒͆̀̈́̓͠͝A̵̢̨̧̢̨̢̛͚͙͕̠̪̦͓̫̦̙̞̩̥̖̺͉̣͔̱̦͖͈̫̙̣͓̲̜̤͙̰͈̺̣̖̜̟̾̀̇͆̉̀̊̿̇͆̄͗́̈́̍̔̄͒͂͑̓͆͌̈̓̿̆̐́͐̐̅̇͜͝͝͝A̸̡̬̫̪̹̦̳͚̟̪̻͕̯͓̫̼̝̻͖̞͕̽͂̑́͜͜A̶̢̧̨̨̢̠̳̘̱̘̼̬̰̮̥̙̼̓̽̓͒̾̌̎̍͊͜ͅͅͅĀ̷̡̡̦̲̯͎̫̤̲̝̦̦͓̥͉͖̺̻̝̱͔̺͚̼̬̰̬͈͓͖̹͉̙̼̰̜̯̦̦͖̄͋̈́͆͊͗̾̀̂̀̃͌̏͋̀̑̈́̉̐̌̈́̿̌̊̐̒̎͂̄̂̄̀̔̿͗̇̚̚̕͘̚̚͠͝͝Â̸̧̛̼̣̹̼͔̭͉̘̞̻̱̠̾̌̀̈̋͛̈́̿͂̆̈́̊̐̓̏̀̒̊̈̉̐̀́̇̿͆̉̀͒͊̐̈́͐̀̚͜͝͝͝͝Ǎ̶̢̧̟͈̲̘̫̭͎͇̖͉̱͈̳̲͖͇͈̜͕̻͎̣̣̀̆͌̌̈̒̀̀̀̆̋͗͌͗̀͆͌͌͛̾̏̔̎̂̓͛͐̋̊̈̅̒̒͋̓͑̐͂̆͆̽͗̉̊̽̅͑̇̚͘̕̕͠͝͝ͅͅA̶̢̡̛̛̺̩͚̣̗͎̤͈̻̼͖̪̱̲̜̰̘͈̭̺͍̲̱̟̰̜͖͎̯̭̮͍͕̪͙̩̘̪͕͙͇͉̳͉̠͒̃̓́̔̎͌́͊͛̎͊̄̈́̿͆͊̑͑̃̽̄̊͒̈́̇̃̓̍̐̾͋̋̍͛͐͒͂̉͛̚͘͘͜͝͝͝͝ͅÄ̵̛͔͖̲̩̻́̍͒̅̄̆͆̇͗́̚͘͝Á̴̧̡̛̱̦̼̳͔̹͖̥͈͇̫͈͖̲̺̝̤͍̼͕͈̼̯͉̪͙̭̻̺͍̠̩̪̻̱͎̩̦͓̞̰͉̮̗͚̜̘̝̩̰̏͑̉̒͊́͒͐͗̏̅̄͆̾̅̓̆̏̍̎͋͛̽͛́̀͌̀͂̈́͗̈́̋͊̌̿̓̋̑̓̀͘̚͜͝͠͠͠͝͝ͅͅA̶̞͚̤̘͚̙͓̹̦͗̃͋͠Ả̸̢̨̡̡̧̨̢̗̝͉̟̪̜̳͎̬̻͈̖̲̫̯̩̘͉̤̯̬̦͖͓̥̦͉̖̼̪̰͇̝͍̩̠͍͔͕͍̿̈͂̈́͗͌̐̈́̓̓̈̇̆͋͛͊͐̐̉̈́͗̔͛̂̓̈́̕͝ͅA̸̢̢̨̡̢̨̛͔͕͎͍͇̱̯͔͚͍̮̺͖̜̳̹͓̥̱͚͚̺̼̪̟͙͉̩̭̭̭̰̣̲̞̺̳̠̅̒̂̊̌̑̓̆̍͆̈́̂͋͋̿͌̇̓̊̽̉̆̔͊́͗̀̋̃̕͘͘͜͜͠͝ͅǍ̵̢͎̯̱̤̠̩͚͔̙̮̬͓͈̫̪̩͕̙̭͓͓̪̝͍̪̱͙̰̺̯̋̈́̐̂͒̈́̚͘ͅA̶̡̢̧̡̧̛̛̛̦̣̪̰͓͚͚̘̼̱̩̬̲̪͇͕̺̭͈̖̮̟̪̱͈͈̰̦̹̰̙̬̪͈̦̗̹̝̰̟̼̲̝̗̮͉̩̎̅̃͒̐͂͒̆́͂͊̓͋͆͐̂͐̅̈́͂̏̂͛̅̽̈́͊̀̋͑̄̈́̾͋̍͆̇́̈́̿̿́͑̈͒̈̚̚͠͠͝͝ͅĄ̷̨̧̧̧̢̛̛̛̻̯̦̭̺͎̲̩͔̣̙̯̬̤͕͕͉̹͇̗͚͓̦̠̥͖̮̠̭̩̯̙̰̬̝̝̤͉͙̠̉͛̉́̾̄͂͌͌̉̊̿̋̂̂̒̌̐͊̂̽͊͂̿͂͂̃̋̑̈͗̆̈́̀̉̑̍̈́̈́̊́͋́̓̓̌̒̓͑͌̆͘͝͝Ą̸̢̧̨̳͚̣̪̲͍̻͚̫̪̹͙̦͍̤̮͓̰̠͎̹̮̦̖̉̆́A̴̧̧̨̨̢̛̛̫͔̭͉̮̻͕͕̩̮̘̞̤̘͚͈͍̥͚̩̦͕̹̯̬̞̤̱̪̤̝̤̱͕̦̹̱̗̯̩̿̽̈́̍̐͒̇͐́̊̓͆̈́̿̈́̒̊̌̚ͅÁ̷̡̡̧̡̡̡̛̛̬̬͎̻̭͔̩̹̖̘̲̩̖̘̠̣͎̰͚̭̯̥͓̟̜͈̦͚̮̥͚̌̆̃̇̀́̆́̾̎̇̾́̇̀͑̐̆̒́̔̀̔̽͐͛̏̏̑̌̒̈͛̈̋͋̈̽͋̄̚̚͘͜͝͝͝͠͝ͅͅĄ̵̧̢̛̛̭̱̠̬̤̠̹͖̟̤̮͍͚̟̬̫͉̱͕͉͓̟̤̳͚̩̰̠͓̠͙͎͙̩͈̤̰̹̼̖͔̖͓̯̉͛̏̃̎̅̔͋̈́̌̅́̒͑̈̀̍̿̓̓̔̊̈́̈̂͌̀́̕͠͠ͅẤ̵̧̧̛̠̪͓͎̩͕͖͉͍̪͕͖͎̙̲̦̩͚͓̲̳̦̞͎͇͍͇̖̱̖͈͚͇̰͈͎̯̘̩̝̻͉̟̜̻̺̈́̅̓̀̎̍̓̂̀̀̆͒̾̇̈͊͐͊̍̓͐̅͆̊͐̈́́̎͗̋͐̽̐͌͆́̍̋̏̿͋̾́̈́͊͋͊̚̚͠͠͠A̸̧̢̨̨̨̡̢̨̛̛̬̠̖̦̖͚̲͕͍̫̝̺͍̜͚̩̥̰̲͍̖̗̱̰̰̙̟̰̤̖̠̤̖̞̟̰̲͍̹̲̩̲̹̬̲̘͋͗͒̌̑͊̓̆͂̐̿̊̀̾͂̀̍̔̾̾̿̉̇̆͒͗͒̋͌́̆̿̿͒͐̀̐̿̆͑̀̐͒̓̈́̓͊̒̏̀̕̚̚͜͠͠͝͝ͅͅÄ̵̢̢̛̛͔̹̜̲͔̦͔͉̹͈̖̦̣͔̙̬̬̳̫̬́̏̒̃̋̓̄̉̀̏̀͆̅̿́̇̍̽͛̋̚̕Ȃ̶̢̛̦̲͇̯̯͇͈͈͍͓̗̠̖͎̋̀͋͒̔̈́̈͛̊̎̒̿̄̔̄̄͋͂̓͛̿̓͐̃͂̅̓̚͘͜͜͝ͅǍ̵̡̨̧̢̧̧̲̺̹̦̮̗̱̗̤̟̱̥͖̪̞͔̰̖̤̦̠̬̲͈̭̬̘̝͖̹̞̰̦̼͍̹̭̦͔͈̤̼̓͛͂͊̿͐͂̎̆̒̃͊̌́̀̓͗̇̅̀́͒̀͆̾͒̓͌́͂͋̀͛̓̿̌̓̒̌̍̋͌̉̔̓̈̚͘͘͜͝͝͝-̴̧̧̨̡̦̮̥͙̱̲̥̥̹̼̖͚͎͎̣̠̠͎̯͚͕̣̜̖̥̜̞̰̥̞͙̟̠̟͇̩̮͕̤̜̹͍̯̯̹̟̳̬̙̣̙͑̄̀̑̃̑̾̋̇̑̄͗͋́͒̈́̀̉͒́̾̏̈́͂͌̌͊͗̽̌̚͘͜͜͝͝ͅ

[the-one-who-throws-hands]

I THINK YOUR DOG HAS LOST IT'S WARRANTY MAJIN. WE NEED TO PUT HIM DOWN.

[gaymajin]

Putting down seems a step too far at the moment..

[iam-god2011x]

HOW MUCH DID HE HAVE?!

[gaymajin]

I would ask him, but...

*Majin blinked, growing more and more concerned*

Dear, how much did you have???

[rebuked-with-scarlet]

*He's now partially unconcious and frothing at the mouth like he has rabies, dear god.*

[the-one-who-throws-hands]

<<TAKING BLOOD SAMPLE. . .>>

<<DOSAGE: 1 GALLON + 0.2 EXTRA OVER. WHAT THE FUCK.>>

[rebuked-with-scarlet]

*Suddenly, he gets to all fours, snarling and growling like some diseased mongrel, drooling everywhere. He leaps out the nearest window and disappears.*

[thecrazypurplebiscuit]

Damn

[the-one-who-throws-hands]

INQUIRY: WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THIS "EVIL IRREGULAR CRACK" @iam-god2011x?

[rebuked-with-scarlet]

*FreakysisX, after snorting unhealthy amounts of @iam-god2011x's evil irregular crack:*

ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE-

[thecrazypurplebiscuit]

That CANNOT be good, small amount of that shit fucked me up after undoing the weed bs

[rebuked-with-scarlet]

YOU. ME. GAS STATION. WHAT'RE WE GETTING FOR DINNER?

SUSHI OF COURSE!

UH OH! THERE WAS A ROOFIE INSIDE OUR GAS STATION SUSHI. WE BLACK OUT AND WAKE UP IN A SEWER. WE'RE SURROUNDED BY FISH. HORNY FISH. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

FISH ORGY!

THE STENCH DRAWS IN A BEAR. WHAT DO WE DO? WE'RE GONNA FIGHT IT.

BEAR FIGHT?

BARE HANDED??

BARE NAKED???

OH YES PLEASE!

WE BEFRIEND THE BEAR AFTER WE BEAT IT IN A BRAWL, THEN WE RIDE INTO A CHUCK 'E CHEESE. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION.

REVOLUTION?

OVERTHROW THE GOVERMENT?

UHH, I THINK SO!

NEXT THING YOU KNOW??? I'M REINCARNATED AS JESUS CHRIST, THEN I TURN INTO A JET, FLY INTO THE SUN, BLACK OUT AGAIN, WAKE UP, DO A BUMP, WHITE OUT (Which I didn't know you could do), THEN I SMOKED A JOINT, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN-

UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN!!! DDGH BGH BGAH, AH- HAH-

A̷̧̧̡̠̺͉̼̯͖̝͖̥͍͖̜͓͎̼͉̭̻̖̤̘̹͓͕̝̮̖̞̜̱͇̭͔͈̣͎̼̖̠̠͔̍̿͗͆̅̊̉̇͛͐̂̇͋̑͛̾͛̎̔̏́͆̋̈́̈́̓̈̂̀̈́̂̊̃̅̈̽͛͋̂̑̄͂̓̑̈́̋͐̈́͋͒̌̚̕̚̚͘͘͘͠͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅĄ̷̧̧̳̪̟͇̻̼̣͓̭͖̹̞̳̘͈͙̥̻͍̼̲͍̲̖͎̹̥̦̹͍͈̻́̌̅̆̃̔͋̄̄̑̌̄͘ͅͅA̶̡̛̛̠̓̂̔̌́̑͗͗͂͋͋̀̈͆̈́͗̓̃̊̍͆̀̈̚͘͝͠͠͠ͅÀ̷̡̨̛̰̤̹̼̯̗̻͊͗͋̽́̇̒̑̀̔͗̄́͛̓̈͌́͗̇̈̌̓̄̕̚͝Ȧ̸̧̧̝̜̘̼̜̙̩̮̼̤̫̪̥̹͔̤͈̘̺̙͚̲͕̻̟̪̩͉͚̰̪͍̞̯̂̒̆ͅA̸̧̢̜̱̣͔̩͉̪̮̭̟̠̙̭̜͚͖̮̭̝͗͒͆̀̈́̓͠͝A̵̢̨̧̢̨̢̛͚͙͕̠̪̦͓̫̦̙̞̩̥̖̺͉̣͔̱̦͖͈̫̙̣͓̲̜̤͙̰͈̺̣̖̜̟̾̀̇͆̉̀̊̿̇͆̄͗́̈́̍̔̄͒͂͑̓͆͌̈̓̿̆̐́͐̐̅̇͜͝͝͝A̸̡̬̫̪̹̦̳͚̟̪̻͕̯͓̫̼̝̻͖̞͕̽͂̑́͜͜A̶̢̧̨̨̢̠̳̘̱̘̼̬̰̮̥̙̼̓̽̓͒̾̌̎̍͊͜ͅͅͅĀ̷̡̡̦̲̯͎̫̤̲̝̦̦͓̥͉͖̺̻̝̱͔̺͚̼̬̰̬͈͓͖̹͉̙̼̰̜̯̦̦͖̄͋̈́͆͊͗̾̀̂̀̃͌̏͋̀̑̈́̉̐̌̈́̿̌̊̐̒̎͂̄̂̄̀̔̿͗̇̚̚̕͘̚̚͠͝͝Â̸̧̛̼̣̹̼͔̭͉̘̞̻̱̠̾̌̀̈̋͛̈́̿͂̆̈́̊̐̓̏̀̒̊̈̉̐̀́̇̿͆̉̀͒͊̐̈́͐̀̚͜͝͝͝͝Ǎ̶̢̧̟͈̲̘̫̭͎͇̖͉̱͈̳̲͖͇͈̜͕̻͎̣̣̀̆͌̌̈̒̀̀̀̆̋͗͌͗̀͆͌͌͛̾̏̔̎̂̓͛͐̋̊̈̅̒̒͋̓͑̐͂̆͆̽͗̉̊̽̅͑̇̚͘̕̕͠͝͝ͅͅA̶̢̡̛̛̺̩͚̣̗͎̤͈̻̼͖̪̱̲̜̰̘͈̭̺͍̲̱̟̰̜͖͎̯̭̮͍͕̪͙̩̘̪͕͙͇͉̳͉̠͒̃̓́̔̎͌́͊͛̎͊̄̈́̿͆͊̑͑̃̽̄̊͒̈́̇̃̓̍̐̾͋̋̍͛͐͒͂̉͛̚͘͘͜͝͝͝͝ͅÄ̵̛͔͖̲̩̻́̍͒̅̄̆͆̇͗́̚͘͝Á̴̧̡̛̱̦̼̳͔̹͖̥͈͇̫͈͖̲̺̝̤͍̼͕͈̼̯͉̪͙̭̻̺͍̠̩̪̻̱͎̩̦͓̞̰͉̮̗͚̜̘̝̩̰̏͑̉̒͊́͒͐͗̏̅̄͆̾̅̓̆̏̍̎͋͛̽͛́̀͌̀͂̈́͗̈́̋͊̌̿̓̋̑̓̀͘̚͜͝͠͠͠͝͝ͅͅA̶̞͚̤̘͚̙͓̹̦͗̃͋͠Ả̸̢̨̡̡̧̨̢̗̝͉̟̪̜̳͎̬̻͈̖̲̫̯̩̘͉̤̯̬̦͖͓̥̦͉̖̼̪̰͇̝͍̩̠͍͔͕͍̿̈͂̈́͗͌̐̈́̓̓̈̇̆͋͛͊͐̐̉̈́͗̔͛̂̓̈́̕͝ͅA̸̢̢̨̡̢̨̛͔͕͎͍͇̱̯͔͚͍̮̺͖̜̳̹͓̥̱͚͚̺̼̪̟͙͉̩̭̭̭̰̣̲̞̺̳̠̅̒̂̊̌̑̓̆̍͆̈́̂͋͋̿͌̇̓̊̽̉̆̔͊́͗̀̋̃̕͘͘͜͜͠͝ͅǍ̵̢͎̯̱̤̠̩͚͔̙̮̬͓͈̫̪̩͕̙̭͓͓̪̝͍̪̱͙̰̺̯̋̈́̐̂͒̈́̚͘ͅA̶̡̢̧̡̧̛̛̛̦̣̪̰͓͚͚̘̼̱̩̬̲̪͇͕̺̭͈̖̮̟̪̱͈͈̰̦̹̰̙̬̪͈̦̗̹̝̰̟̼̲̝̗̮͉̩̎̅̃͒̐͂͒̆́͂͊̓͋͆͐̂͐̅̈́͂̏̂͛̅̽̈́͊̀̋͑̄̈́̾͋̍͆̇́̈́̿̿́͑̈͒̈̚̚͠͠͝͝ͅĄ̷̨̧̧̧̢̛̛̛̻̯̦̭̺͎̲̩͔̣̙̯̬̤͕͕͉̹͇̗͚͓̦̠̥͖̮̠̭̩̯̙̰̬̝̝̤͉͙̠̉͛̉́̾̄͂͌͌̉̊̿̋̂̂̒̌̐͊̂̽͊͂̿͂͂̃̋̑̈͗̆̈́̀̉̑̍̈́̈́̊́͋́̓̓̌̒̓͑͌̆͘͝͝Ą̸̢̧̨̳͚̣̪̲͍̻͚̫̪̹͙̦͍̤̮͓̰̠͎̹̮̦̖̉̆́A̴̧̧̨̨̢̛̛̫͔̭͉̮̻͕͕̩̮̘̞̤̘͚͈͍̥͚̩̦͕̹̯̬̞̤̱̪̤̝̤̱͕̦̹̱̗̯̩̿̽̈́̍̐͒̇͐́̊̓͆̈́̿̈́̒̊̌̚ͅÁ̷̡̡̧̡̡̡̛̛̬̬͎̻̭͔̩̹̖̘̲̩̖̘̠̣͎̰͚̭̯̥͓̟̜͈̦͚̮̥͚̌̆̃̇̀́̆́̾̎̇̾́̇̀͑̐̆̒́̔̀̔̽͐͛̏̏̑̌̒̈͛̈̋͋̈̽͋̄̚̚͘͜͝͝͝͠͝ͅͅĄ̵̧̢̛̛̭̱̠̬̤̠̹͖̟̤̮͍͚̟̬̫͉̱͕͉͓̟̤̳͚̩̰̠͓̠͙͎͙̩͈̤̰̹̼̖͔̖͓̯̉͛̏̃̎̅̔͋̈́̌̅́̒͑̈̀̍̿̓̓̔̊̈́̈̂͌̀́̕͠͠ͅẤ̵̧̧̛̠̪͓͎̩͕͖͉͍̪͕͖͎̙̲̦̩͚͓̲̳̦̞͎͇͍͇̖̱̖͈͚͇̰͈͎̯̘̩̝̻͉̟̜̻̺̈́̅̓̀̎̍̓̂̀̀̆͒̾̇̈͊͐͊̍̓͐̅͆̊͐̈́́̎͗̋͐̽̐͌͆́̍̋̏̿͋̾́̈́͊͋͊̚̚͠͠͠A̸̧̢̨̨̨̡̢̨̛̛̬̠̖̦̖͚̲͕͍̫̝̺͍̜͚̩̥̰̲͍̖̗̱̰̰̙̟̰̤̖̠̤̖̞̟̰̲͍̹̲̩̲̹̬̲̘͋͗͒̌̑͊̓̆͂̐̿̊̀̾͂̀̍̔̾̾̿̉̇̆͒͗͒̋͌́̆̿̿͒͐̀̐̿̆͑̀̐͒̓̈́̓͊̒̏̀̕̚̚͜͠͠͝͝ͅͅÄ̵̢̢̛̛͔̹̜̲͔̦͔͉̹͈̖̦̣͔̙̬̬̳̫̬́̏̒̃̋̓̄̉̀̏̀͆̅̿́̇̍̽͛̋̚̕Ȃ̶̢̛̦̲͇̯̯͇͈͈͍͓̗̠̖͎̋̀͋͒̔̈́̈͛̊̎̒̿̄̔̄̄͋͂̓͛̿̓͐̃͂̅̓̚͘͜͜͝ͅǍ̵̡̨̧̢̧̧̲̺̹̦̮̗̱̗̤̟̱̥͖̪̞͔̰̖̤̦̠̬̲͈̭̬̘̝͖̹̞̰̦̼͍̹̭̦͔͈̤̼̓͛͂͊̿͐͂̎̆̒̃͊̌́̀̓͗̇̅̀́͒̀͆̾͒̓͌́͂͋̀͛̓̿̌̓̒̌̍̋͌̉̔̓̈̚͘͘͜͝͝͝-̴̧̧̨̡̦̮̥͙̱̲̥̥̹̼̖͚͎͎̣̠̠͎̯͚͕̣̜̖̥̜̞̰̥̞͙̟̠̟͇̩̮͕̤̜̹͍̯̯̹̟̳̬̙̣̙͑̄̀̑̃̑̾̋̇̑̄͗͋́͒̈́̀̉͒́̾̏̈́͂͌̌͊͗̽̌̚͘͜͜͝͝ͅ

[the-one-who-throws-hands]

I THINK YOUR DOG HAS LOST IT'S WARRANTY MAJIN. WE NEED TO PUT HIM DOWN.

[gaymajin]

Putting down seems a step too far at the moment..

[iam-god2011x]

HOW MUCH DID HE HAVE?!

[gaymajin]

I would ask him, but...

*Majin blinked, growing more and more concerned*

Dear, how much did you have???

[rebuked-with-scarlet]

*He's now partially unconcious and frothing at the mouth like he has rabies, dear god.*

[the-one-who-throws-hands]

<<TAKING BLOOD SAMPLE. . .>>

<<DOSAGE: 1 GALLON + 0.2 EXTRA OVER. WHAT THE FUCK.>>

[rebuked-with-scarlet]

*Suddenly, he gets to all fours, snarling and growling like some diseased mongrel, drooling everywhere. He leaps out the nearest window and disappears.*

[the-one-who-throws-hands]

WELL. THAT HAPPENED.

[rebuked-with-scarlet]

*FreakysisX, after snorting unhealthy amounts of @iam-god2011x's evil irregular crack:*

ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE-

[thecrazypurplebiscuit]

That CANNOT be good, small amount of that shit fucked me up after undoing the weed bs

[rebuked-with-scarlet]

YOU. ME. GAS STATION. WHAT'RE WE GETTING FOR DINNER?

SUSHI OF COURSE!

UH OH! THERE WAS A ROOFIE INSIDE OUR GAS STATION SUSHI. WE BLACK OUT AND WAKE UP IN A SEWER. WE'RE SURROUNDED BY FISH. HORNY FISH. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

FISH ORGY!

THE STENCH DRAWS IN A BEAR. WHAT DO WE DO? WE'RE GONNA FIGHT IT.

BEAR FIGHT?

BARE HANDED??

BARE NAKED???

OH YES PLEASE!

WE BEFRIEND THE BEAR AFTER WE BEAT IT IN A BRAWL, THEN WE RIDE INTO A CHUCK 'E CHEESE. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION.

REVOLUTION?

OVERTHROW THE GOVERMENT?

UHH, I THINK SO!

NEXT THING YOU KNOW??? I'M REINCARNATED AS JESUS CHRIST, THEN I TURN INTO A JET, FLY INTO THE SUN, BLACK OUT AGAIN, WAKE UP, DO A BUMP, WHITE OUT (Which I didn't know you could do), THEN I SMOKED A JOINT, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN-

UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN!!! DDGH BGH BGAH, AH- HAH-

A̷̧̧̡̠̺͉̼̯͖̝͖̥͍͖̜͓͎̼͉̭̻̖̤̘̹͓͕̝̮̖̞̜̱͇̭͔͈̣͎̼̖̠̠͔̍̿͗͆̅̊̉̇͛͐̂̇͋̑͛̾͛̎̔̏́͆̋̈́̈́̓̈̂̀̈́̂̊̃̅̈̽͛͋̂̑̄͂̓̑̈́̋͐̈́͋͒̌̚̕̚̚͘͘͘͠͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅĄ̷̧̧̳̪̟͇̻̼̣͓̭͖̹̞̳̘͈͙̥̻͍̼̲͍̲̖͎̹̥̦̹͍͈̻́̌̅̆̃̔͋̄̄̑̌̄͘ͅͅA̶̡̛̛̠̓̂̔̌́̑͗͗͂͋͋̀̈͆̈́͗̓̃̊̍͆̀̈̚͘͝͠͠͠ͅÀ̷̡̨̛̰̤̹̼̯̗̻͊͗͋̽́̇̒̑̀̔͗̄́͛̓̈͌́͗̇̈̌̓̄̕̚͝Ȧ̸̧̧̝̜̘̼̜̙̩̮̼̤̫̪̥̹͔̤͈̘̺̙͚̲͕̻̟̪̩͉͚̰̪͍̞̯̂̒̆ͅA̸̧̢̜̱̣͔̩͉̪̮̭̟̠̙̭̜͚͖̮̭̝͗͒͆̀̈́̓͠͝A̵̢̨̧̢̨̢̛͚͙͕̠̪̦͓̫̦̙̞̩̥̖̺͉̣͔̱̦͖͈̫̙̣͓̲̜̤͙̰͈̺̣̖̜̟̾̀̇͆̉̀̊̿̇͆̄͗́̈́̍̔̄͒͂͑̓͆͌̈̓̿̆̐́͐̐̅̇͜͝͝͝A̸̡̬̫̪̹̦̳͚̟̪̻͕̯͓̫̼̝̻͖̞͕̽͂̑́͜͜A̶̢̧̨̨̢̠̳̘̱̘̼̬̰̮̥̙̼̓̽̓͒̾̌̎̍͊͜ͅͅͅĀ̷̡̡̦̲̯͎̫̤̲̝̦̦͓̥͉͖̺̻̝̱͔̺͚̼̬̰̬͈͓͖̹͉̙̼̰̜̯̦̦͖̄͋̈́͆͊͗̾̀̂̀̃͌̏͋̀̑̈́̉̐̌̈́̿̌̊̐̒̎͂̄̂̄̀̔̿͗̇̚̚̕͘̚̚͠͝͝Â̸̧̛̼̣̹̼͔̭͉̘̞̻̱̠̾̌̀̈̋͛̈́̿͂̆̈́̊̐̓̏̀̒̊̈̉̐̀́̇̿͆̉̀͒͊̐̈́͐̀̚͜͝͝͝͝Ǎ̶̢̧̟͈̲̘̫̭͎͇̖͉̱͈̳̲͖͇͈̜͕̻͎̣̣̀̆͌̌̈̒̀̀̀̆̋͗͌͗̀͆͌͌͛̾̏̔̎̂̓͛͐̋̊̈̅̒̒͋̓͑̐͂̆͆̽͗̉̊̽̅͑̇̚͘̕̕͠͝͝ͅͅA̶̢̡̛̛̺̩͚̣̗͎̤͈̻̼͖̪̱̲̜̰̘͈̭̺͍̲̱̟̰̜͖͎̯̭̮͍͕̪͙̩̘̪͕͙͇͉̳͉̠͒̃̓́̔̎͌́͊͛̎͊̄̈́̿͆͊̑͑̃̽̄̊͒̈́̇̃̓̍̐̾͋̋̍͛͐͒͂̉͛̚͘͘͜͝͝͝͝ͅÄ̵̛͔͖̲̩̻́̍͒̅̄̆͆̇͗́̚͘͝Á̴̧̡̛̱̦̼̳͔̹͖̥͈͇̫͈͖̲̺̝̤͍̼͕͈̼̯͉̪͙̭̻̺͍̠̩̪̻̱͎̩̦͓̞̰͉̮̗͚̜̘̝̩̰̏͑̉̒͊́͒͐͗̏̅̄͆̾̅̓̆̏̍̎͋͛̽͛́̀͌̀͂̈́͗̈́̋͊̌̿̓̋̑̓̀͘̚͜͝͠͠͠͝͝ͅͅA̶̞͚̤̘͚̙͓̹̦͗̃͋͠Ả̸̢̨̡̡̧̨̢̗̝͉̟̪̜̳͎̬̻͈̖̲̫̯̩̘͉̤̯̬̦͖͓̥̦͉̖̼̪̰͇̝͍̩̠͍͔͕͍̿̈͂̈́͗͌̐̈́̓̓̈̇̆͋͛͊͐̐̉̈́͗̔͛̂̓̈́̕͝ͅA̸̢̢̨̡̢̨̛͔͕͎͍͇̱̯͔͚͍̮̺͖̜̳̹͓̥̱͚͚̺̼̪̟͙͉̩̭̭̭̰̣̲̞̺̳̠̅̒̂̊̌̑̓̆̍͆̈́̂͋͋̿͌̇̓̊̽̉̆̔͊́͗̀̋̃̕͘͘͜͜͠͝ͅǍ̵̢͎̯̱̤̠̩͚͔̙̮̬͓͈̫̪̩͕̙̭͓͓̪̝͍̪̱͙̰̺̯̋̈́̐̂͒̈́̚͘ͅA̶̡̢̧̡̧̛̛̛̦̣̪̰͓͚͚̘̼̱̩̬̲̪͇͕̺̭͈̖̮̟̪̱͈͈̰̦̹̰̙̬̪͈̦̗̹̝̰̟̼̲̝̗̮͉̩̎̅̃͒̐͂͒̆́͂͊̓͋͆͐̂͐̅̈́͂̏̂͛̅̽̈́͊̀̋͑̄̈́̾͋̍͆̇́̈́̿̿́͑̈͒̈̚̚͠͠͝͝ͅĄ̷̨̧̧̧̢̛̛̛̻̯̦̭̺͎̲̩͔̣̙̯̬̤͕͕͉̹͇̗͚͓̦̠̥͖̮̠̭̩̯̙̰̬̝̝̤͉͙̠̉͛̉́̾̄͂͌͌̉̊̿̋̂̂̒̌̐͊̂̽͊͂̿͂͂̃̋̑̈͗̆̈́̀̉̑̍̈́̈́̊́͋́̓̓̌̒̓͑͌̆͘͝͝Ą̸̢̧̨̳͚̣̪̲͍̻͚̫̪̹͙̦͍̤̮͓̰̠͎̹̮̦̖̉̆́A̴̧̧̨̨̢̛̛̫͔̭͉̮̻͕͕̩̮̘̞̤̘͚͈͍̥͚̩̦͕̹̯̬̞̤̱̪̤̝̤̱͕̦̹̱̗̯̩̿̽̈́̍̐͒̇͐́̊̓͆̈́̿̈́̒̊̌̚ͅÁ̷̡̡̧̡̡̡̛̛̬̬͎̻̭͔̩̹̖̘̲̩̖̘̠̣͎̰͚̭̯̥͓̟̜͈̦͚̮̥͚̌̆̃̇̀́̆́̾̎̇̾́̇̀͑̐̆̒́̔̀̔̽͐͛̏̏̑̌̒̈͛̈̋͋̈̽͋̄̚̚͘͜͝͝͝͠͝ͅͅĄ̵̧̢̛̛̭̱̠̬̤̠̹͖̟̤̮͍͚̟̬̫͉̱͕͉͓̟̤̳͚̩̰̠͓̠͙͎͙̩͈̤̰̹̼̖͔̖͓̯̉͛̏̃̎̅̔͋̈́̌̅́̒͑̈̀̍̿̓̓̔̊̈́̈̂͌̀́̕͠͠ͅẤ̵̧̧̛̠̪͓͎̩͕͖͉͍̪͕͖͎̙̲̦̩͚͓̲̳̦̞͎͇͍͇̖̱̖͈͚͇̰͈͎̯̘̩̝̻͉̟̜̻̺̈́̅̓̀̎̍̓̂̀̀̆͒̾̇̈͊͐͊̍̓͐̅͆̊͐̈́́̎͗̋͐̽̐͌͆́̍̋̏̿͋̾́̈́͊͋͊̚̚͠͠͠A̸̧̢̨̨̨̡̢̨̛̛̬̠̖̦̖͚̲͕͍̫̝̺͍̜͚̩̥̰̲͍̖̗̱̰̰̙̟̰̤̖̠̤̖̞̟̰̲͍̹̲̩̲̹̬̲̘͋͗͒̌̑͊̓̆͂̐̿̊̀̾͂̀̍̔̾̾̿̉̇̆͒͗͒̋͌́̆̿̿͒͐̀̐̿̆͑̀̐͒̓̈́̓͊̒̏̀̕̚̚͜͠͠͝͝ͅͅÄ̵̢̢̛̛͔̹̜̲͔̦͔͉̹͈̖̦̣͔̙̬̬̳̫̬́̏̒̃̋̓̄̉̀̏̀͆̅̿́̇̍̽͛̋̚̕Ȃ̶̢̛̦̲͇̯̯͇͈͈͍͓̗̠̖͎̋̀͋͒̔̈́̈͛̊̎̒̿̄̔̄̄͋͂̓͛̿̓͐̃͂̅̓̚͘͜͜͝ͅǍ̵̡̨̧̢̧̧̲̺̹̦̮̗̱̗̤̟̱̥͖̪̞͔̰̖̤̦̠̬̲͈̭̬̘̝͖̹̞̰̦̼͍̹̭̦͔͈̤̼̓͛͂͊̿͐͂̎̆̒̃͊̌́̀̓͗̇̅̀́͒̀͆̾͒̓͌́͂͋̀͛̓̿̌̓̒̌̍̋͌̉̔̓̈̚͘͘͜͝͝͝-̴̧̧̨̡̦̮̥͙̱̲̥̥̹̼̖͚͎͎̣̠̠͎̯͚͕̣̜̖̥̜̞̰̥̞͙̟̠̟͇̩̮͕̤̜̹͍̯̯̹̟̳̬̙̣̙͑̄̀̑̃̑̾̋̇̑̄͗͋́͒̈́̀̉͒́̾̏̈́͂͌̌͊͗̽̌̚͘͜͜͝͝ͅ

[the-one-who-throws-hands]

I THINK YOUR DOG HAS LOST IT'S WARRANTY MAJIN. WE NEED TO PUT HIM DOWN.

[gaymajin]

Putting down seems a step too far at the moment..

[iam-god2011x]

HOW MUCH DID HE HAVE?!

[gaymajin]

I would ask him, but...

*Majin blinked, growing more and more concerned*

Dear, how much did you have???

[rebuked-with-scarlet]

*He's now partially unconcious and frothing at the mouth like he has rabies, dear god.*

[the-one-who-throws-hands]

<<TAKING BLOOD SAMPLE. . .>>

<<DOSAGE: 1 GALLON + 0.2 EXTRA OVER. WHAT THE FUCK.>>

[rebuked-with-scarlet]

*FreakysisX, after snorting unhealthy amounts of @iam-god2011x's evil irregular crack:*

ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE-

[thecrazypurplebiscuit]

That CANNOT be good, small amount of that shit fucked me up after undoing the weed bs

[rebuked-with-scarlet]

YOU. ME. GAS STATION. WHAT'RE WE GETTING FOR DINNER?

SUSHI OF COURSE!

UH OH! THERE WAS A ROOFIE INSIDE OUR GAS STATION SUSHI. WE BLACK OUT AND WAKE UP IN A SEWER. WE'RE SURROUNDED BY FISH. HORNY FISH. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

FISH ORGY!

THE STENCH DRAWS IN A BEAR. WHAT DO WE DO? WE'RE GONNA FIGHT IT.

BEAR FIGHT?

BARE HANDED??

BARE NAKED???

OH YES PLEASE!

WE BEFRIEND THE BEAR AFTER WE BEAT IT IN A BRAWL, THEN WE RIDE INTO A CHUCK 'E CHEESE. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION.

REVOLUTION?

OVERTHROW THE GOVERMENT?

UHH, I THINK SO!

NEXT THING YOU KNOW??? I'M REINCARNATED AS JESUS CHRIST, THEN I TURN INTO A JET, FLY INTO THE SUN, BLACK OUT AGAIN, WAKE UP, DO A BUMP, WHITE OUT (Which I didn't know you could do), THEN I SMOKED A JOINT, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN-

UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN!!! DDGH BGH BGAH, AH- HAH-

A̷̧̧̡̠̺͉̼̯͖̝͖̥͍͖̜͓͎̼͉̭̻̖̤̘̹͓͕̝̮̖̞̜̱͇̭͔͈̣͎̼̖̠̠͔̍̿͗͆̅̊̉̇͛͐̂̇͋̑͛̾͛̎̔̏́͆̋̈́̈́̓̈̂̀̈́̂̊̃̅̈̽͛͋̂̑̄͂̓̑̈́̋͐̈́͋͒̌̚̕̚̚͘͘͘͠͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅĄ̷̧̧̳̪̟͇̻̼̣͓̭͖̹̞̳̘͈͙̥̻͍̼̲͍̲̖͎̹̥̦̹͍͈̻́̌̅̆̃̔͋̄̄̑̌̄͘ͅͅA̶̡̛̛̠̓̂̔̌́̑͗͗͂͋͋̀̈͆̈́͗̓̃̊̍͆̀̈̚͘͝͠͠͠ͅÀ̷̡̨̛̰̤̹̼̯̗̻͊͗͋̽́̇̒̑̀̔͗̄́͛̓̈͌́͗̇̈̌̓̄̕̚͝Ȧ̸̧̧̝̜̘̼̜̙̩̮̼̤̫̪̥̹͔̤͈̘̺̙͚̲͕̻̟̪̩͉͚̰̪͍̞̯̂̒̆ͅA̸̧̢̜̱̣͔̩͉̪̮̭̟̠̙̭̜͚͖̮̭̝͗͒͆̀̈́̓͠͝A̵̢̨̧̢̨̢̛͚͙͕̠̪̦͓̫̦̙̞̩̥̖̺͉̣͔̱̦͖͈̫̙̣͓̲̜̤͙̰͈̺̣̖̜̟̾̀̇͆̉̀̊̿̇͆̄͗́̈́̍̔̄͒͂͑̓͆͌̈̓̿̆̐́͐̐̅̇͜͝͝͝A̸̡̬̫̪̹̦̳͚̟̪̻͕̯͓̫̼̝̻͖̞͕̽͂̑́͜͜A̶̢̧̨̨̢̠̳̘̱̘̼̬̰̮̥̙̼̓̽̓͒̾̌̎̍͊͜ͅͅͅĀ̷̡̡̦̲̯͎̫̤̲̝̦̦͓̥͉͖̺̻̝̱͔̺͚̼̬̰̬͈͓͖̹͉̙̼̰̜̯̦̦͖̄͋̈́͆͊͗̾̀̂̀̃͌̏͋̀̑̈́̉̐̌̈́̿̌̊̐̒̎͂̄̂̄̀̔̿͗̇̚̚̕͘̚̚͠͝͝Â̸̧̛̼̣̹̼͔̭͉̘̞̻̱̠̾̌̀̈̋͛̈́̿͂̆̈́̊̐̓̏̀̒̊̈̉̐̀́̇̿͆̉̀͒͊̐̈́͐̀̚͜͝͝͝͝Ǎ̶̢̧̟͈̲̘̫̭͎͇̖͉̱͈̳̲͖͇͈̜͕̻͎̣̣̀̆͌̌̈̒̀̀̀̆̋͗͌͗̀͆͌͌͛̾̏̔̎̂̓͛͐̋̊̈̅̒̒͋̓͑̐͂̆͆̽͗̉̊̽̅͑̇̚͘̕̕͠͝͝ͅͅA̶̢̡̛̛̺̩͚̣̗͎̤͈̻̼͖̪̱̲̜̰̘͈̭̺͍̲̱̟̰̜͖͎̯̭̮͍͕̪͙̩̘̪͕͙͇͉̳͉̠͒̃̓́̔̎͌́͊͛̎͊̄̈́̿͆͊̑͑̃̽̄̊͒̈́̇̃̓̍̐̾͋̋̍͛͐͒͂̉͛̚͘͘͜͝͝͝͝ͅÄ̵̛͔͖̲̩̻́̍͒̅̄̆͆̇͗́̚͘͝Á̴̧̡̛̱̦̼̳͔̹͖̥͈͇̫͈͖̲̺̝̤͍̼͕͈̼̯͉̪͙̭̻̺͍̠̩̪̻̱͎̩̦͓̞̰͉̮̗͚̜̘̝̩̰̏͑̉̒͊́͒͐͗̏̅̄͆̾̅̓̆̏̍̎͋͛̽͛́̀͌̀͂̈́͗̈́̋͊̌̿̓̋̑̓̀͘̚͜͝͠͠͠͝͝ͅͅA̶̞͚̤̘͚̙͓̹̦͗̃͋͠Ả̸̢̨̡̡̧̨̢̗̝͉̟̪̜̳͎̬̻͈̖̲̫̯̩̘͉̤̯̬̦͖͓̥̦͉̖̼̪̰͇̝͍̩̠͍͔͕͍̿̈͂̈́͗͌̐̈́̓̓̈̇̆͋͛͊͐̐̉̈́͗̔͛̂̓̈́̕͝ͅA̸̢̢̨̡̢̨̛͔͕͎͍͇̱̯͔͚͍̮̺͖̜̳̹͓̥̱͚͚̺̼̪̟͙͉̩̭̭̭̰̣̲̞̺̳̠̅̒̂̊̌̑̓̆̍͆̈́̂͋͋̿͌̇̓̊̽̉̆̔͊́͗̀̋̃̕͘͘͜͜͠͝ͅǍ̵̢͎̯̱̤̠̩͚͔̙̮̬͓͈̫̪̩͕̙̭͓͓̪̝͍̪̱͙̰̺̯̋̈́̐̂͒̈́̚͘ͅA̶̡̢̧̡̧̛̛̛̦̣̪̰͓͚͚̘̼̱̩̬̲̪͇͕̺̭͈̖̮̟̪̱͈͈̰̦̹̰̙̬̪͈̦̗̹̝̰̟̼̲̝̗̮͉̩̎̅̃͒̐͂͒̆́͂͊̓͋͆͐̂͐̅̈́͂̏̂͛̅̽̈́͊̀̋͑̄̈́̾͋̍͆̇́̈́̿̿́͑̈͒̈̚̚͠͠͝͝ͅĄ̷̨̧̧̧̢̛̛̛̻̯̦̭̺͎̲̩͔̣̙̯̬̤͕͕͉̹͇̗͚͓̦̠̥͖̮̠̭̩̯̙̰̬̝̝̤͉͙̠̉͛̉́̾̄͂͌͌̉̊̿̋̂̂̒̌̐͊̂̽͊͂̿͂͂̃̋̑̈͗̆̈́̀̉̑̍̈́̈́̊́͋́̓̓̌̒̓͑͌̆͘͝͝Ą̸̢̧̨̳͚̣̪̲͍̻͚̫̪̹͙̦͍̤̮͓̰̠͎̹̮̦̖̉̆́A̴̧̧̨̨̢̛̛̫͔̭͉̮̻͕͕̩̮̘̞̤̘͚͈͍̥͚̩̦͕̹̯̬̞̤̱̪̤̝̤̱͕̦̹̱̗̯̩̿̽̈́̍̐͒̇͐́̊̓͆̈́̿̈́̒̊̌̚ͅÁ̷̡̡̧̡̡̡̛̛̬̬͎̻̭͔̩̹̖̘̲̩̖̘̠̣͎̰͚̭̯̥͓̟̜͈̦͚̮̥͚̌̆̃̇̀́̆́̾̎̇̾́̇̀͑̐̆̒́̔̀̔̽͐͛̏̏̑̌̒̈͛̈̋͋̈̽͋̄̚̚͘͜͝͝͝͠͝ͅͅĄ̵̧̢̛̛̭̱̠̬̤̠̹͖̟̤̮͍͚̟̬̫͉̱͕͉͓̟̤̳͚̩̰̠͓̠͙͎͙̩͈̤̰̹̼̖͔̖͓̯̉͛̏̃̎̅̔͋̈́̌̅́̒͑̈̀̍̿̓̓̔̊̈́̈̂͌̀́̕͠͠ͅẤ̵̧̧̛̠̪͓͎̩͕͖͉͍̪͕͖͎̙̲̦̩͚͓̲̳̦̞͎͇͍͇̖̱̖͈͚͇̰͈͎̯̘̩̝̻͉̟̜̻̺̈́̅̓̀̎̍̓̂̀̀̆͒̾̇̈͊͐͊̍̓͐̅͆̊͐̈́́̎͗̋͐̽̐͌͆́̍̋̏̿͋̾́̈́͊͋͊̚̚͠͠͠A̸̧̢̨̨̨̡̢̨̛̛̬̠̖̦̖͚̲͕͍̫̝̺͍̜͚̩̥̰̲͍̖̗̱̰̰̙̟̰̤̖̠̤̖̞̟̰̲͍̹̲̩̲̹̬̲̘͋͗͒̌̑͊̓̆͂̐̿̊̀̾͂̀̍̔̾̾̿̉̇̆͒͗͒̋͌́̆̿̿͒͐̀̐̿̆͑̀̐͒̓̈́̓͊̒̏̀̕̚̚͜͠͠͝͝ͅͅÄ̵̢̢̛̛͔̹̜̲͔̦͔͉̹͈̖̦̣͔̙̬̬̳̫̬́̏̒̃̋̓̄̉̀̏̀͆̅̿́̇̍̽͛̋̚̕Ȃ̶̢̛̦̲͇̯̯͇͈͈͍͓̗̠̖͎̋̀͋͒̔̈́̈͛̊̎̒̿̄̔̄̄͋͂̓͛̿̓͐̃͂̅̓̚͘͜͜͝ͅǍ̵̡̨̧̢̧̧̲̺̹̦̮̗̱̗̤̟̱̥͖̪̞͔̰̖̤̦̠̬̲͈̭̬̘̝͖̹̞̰̦̼͍̹̭̦͔͈̤̼̓͛͂͊̿͐͂̎̆̒̃͊̌́̀̓͗̇̅̀́͒̀͆̾͒̓͌́͂͋̀͛̓̿̌̓̒̌̍̋͌̉̔̓̈̚͘͘͜͝͝͝-̴̧̧̨̡̦̮̥͙̱̲̥̥̹̼̖͚͎͎̣̠̠͎̯͚͕̣̜̖̥̜̞̰̥̞͙̟̠̟͇̩̮͕̤̜̹͍̯̯̹̟̳̬̙̣̙͑̄̀̑̃̑̾̋̇̑̄͗͋́͒̈́̀̉͒́̾̏̈́͂͌̌͊͗̽̌̚͘͜͜͝͝ͅ

[the-one-who-throws-hands]

I THINK YOUR DOG HAS LOST IT'S WARRANTY MAJIN. WE NEED TO PUT HIM DOWN.

[gaymajin]

Putting down seems a step too far at the moment..

[the-one-who-throws-hands]

*Neo looks over at FreakysisX, who is basically having a seizure (not the scary real life kind). He looks back, staring at majin.*

I BELIEVE IT IS AN OPTIMAL SOLUTION.

[rebuked-with-scarlet]

*FreakysisX, after snorting unhealthy amounts of @iam-god2011x's evil irregular crack:*

ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE. ALL THESE CIRCLES MAKE A SQUARE-

[thecrazypurplebiscuit]

That CANNOT be good, small amount of that shit fucked me up after undoing the weed bs

[rebuked-with-scarlet]

YOU. ME. GAS STATION. WHAT'RE WE GETTING FOR DINNER?

SUSHI OF COURSE!

UH OH! THERE WAS A ROOFIE INSIDE OUR GAS STATION SUSHI. WE BLACK OUT AND WAKE UP IN A SEWER. WE'RE SURROUNDED BY FISH. HORNY FISH. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

FISH ORGY!

THE STENCH DRAWS IN A BEAR. WHAT DO WE DO? WE'RE GONNA FIGHT IT.

BEAR FIGHT?

BARE HANDED??

BARE NAKED???

OH YES PLEASE!

WE BEFRIEND THE BEAR AFTER WE BEAT IT IN A BRAWL, THEN WE RIDE INTO A CHUCK 'E CHEESE. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION.

REVOLUTION?

OVERTHROW THE GOVERMENT?

UHH, I THINK SO!

NEXT THING YOU KNOW??? I'M REINCARNATED AS JESUS CHRIST, THEN I TURN INTO A JET, FLY INTO THE SUN, BLACK OUT AGAIN, WAKE UP, DO A BUMP, WHITE OUT (Which I didn't know you could do), THEN I SMOKED A JOINT, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN-

UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN!!! DDGH BGH BGAH, AH- HAH-

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[the-one-who-throws-hands]

I THINK YOUR DOG HAS LOST IT'S WARRANTY MAJIN. WE NEED TO PUT HIM DOWN.

[transfemfaker]

i'm bored and my dad is asleep should i send a pipe bomb to its house

[the-one-who-throws-hands]

YES. DO IT.

[gaymajin]

I'm still so chilly.. If only there was SOMEONE. yeah. SOMEONE WHO COULD WARM ME UP!!! ahem.

[souredsucrose]

Do I need to @ him for you :sob:

[gaymajin]

Shh.. I'm complaining just to complain...... Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

[rebuked-with-scarlet]

*The needlessly oblivious FreakysisX looking at a thing:*

( The thing in question: )

Why are you like this? Why are you so evolved?

[souredsucrose]

The fumbler </333

[the-one-who-throws-hands]

BETTING THAT THEY DON'T LAST FOR MORE THAN 2 MONTHS. LOVE SUCKS.

[genderfluidkyofu-deactivated202]

Actualy-

[the-one-who-throws-hands]

I MEANT THE RELATIONSHIP.

[gaymajin]

I'm still so chilly.. If only there was SOMEONE. yeah. SOMEONE WHO COULD WARM ME UP!!! ahem.

[souredsucrose]

Do I need to @ him for you :sob:

[gaymajin]

Shh.. I'm complaining just to complain...... Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

[rebuked-with-scarlet]

*The needlessly oblivious FreakysisX looking at a thing:*

( The thing in question: )

Why are you like this? Why are you so evolved?

[souredsucrose]

The fumbler </333

[the-one-who-throws-hands]

BETTING THAT THEY DON'T LAST FOR MORE THAN 2 MONTHS. LOVE SUCKS.

[homophobic-kolossos]

MY WEDDING. COME, NOW.

GUESTBOOK (I THINK): @iam-god2011x @hoghedgecurious @onmyway-dotexe @bisexualkolossos @freaky-sc4rlet-boy0 @professionalexepetter @greetings0everyone @heterosexual-alan @thecrazypurplebiscut @bi2exual-tail2 @r0tting-fish-flowers @computerizedinkwell @polyamorous-requital @angry-red-b0i @absolute-cream-lms @genderfluidkyofu @aceantrax @kolossos-om @bisexual-zalgo @wokekolossos @digitizedbioweapon @gaymajin @certifedhoodrat @smallishsky @wokeshadow @panzalgo @aceantrax @theotherkolossos @thesunkerthesunkest @bi2exual-tail2

THE GROOM: @aroace-fleetway

LET US BEGIN.

[aroace-fleetway]

HEHEHAHAHA!! I'M SO EXCITED FOR THIS...

[iam-god2011x]

I’m here to be the officiate.

[homophobic-kolossos]

[ SMILE OF ABSOLUTE DERANGEMENT. ]

[aroace-fleetway]

[ EQUALLY MATCHED SMILE OF ABSOLUTE MANIA. ]

[homophobic-kolossos]

GHGHRHGRGHSRHGRSGHHGRGHJ SGSDKFLSSASDHFGDSJFJKSFMVN,DM.

[aroace-fleetway]

CALM YOURSELF, ANGEL. YOU CAN MAUL PEOPLE AFTER WE'RE OFFICIAL.

I'LL EVEN HELP YOU.

[survivorofthehorrors-deactivate]

I take the cake and then am out

[le2bian-tail2movedmovedmoved]

OOH, GO2H! THEY ARE QUITE 2CARY!! HOW FUN!

I BETTER DIP AFTER THE CAKE TOO...

[survivorofthehorrors-deactivate]

Don't you dare I'M CLAIMING THE BUFFET! IT'S FOR ME I'VE BEEN STARVING!!

[gaymajin]

That buffet is most certainly not just for you???

[survivorofthehorrors-deactivate]

It is now.

*stares through your soul like he wants to eat it*

[rebuked-with-scarlet]

*SUDDENLY CRASHES IN THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THROWS CRACK BOMBS SHOWERING EVERYTHING IN CRACK*

WASSUP FUCKERS!

[gaymajin]

Lovely to be.. Seeing.. You? *Majin stares blankly at some of the crack that landed on him rubbed his finger across it and licked it off.*

[rebuked-with-scarlet]

*oh. He's kind of cracked up rn.*

HIMAJINTHISWEDDINGISTHESHITILOVEBEINGHE-

[gaymajin]

Woa, woa! Hello to you too. *Majin giggled*

Yeah, it is! It's lovely to see these two finally be married, right?

[rebuked-with-scarlet]

*He rolls over on his back, kind of burnt, but alive.*

Yeeahhhggh....you look so pretty....like a sapphire christmas tree covered in a dusting of pure snow...

[thecrazypurplebiscuit]

I swear if there's another wedding after this ima crash out

[the-one-who-throws-hands]

FUCK. THAT PIPE BOMB WASN'T OF SUFFICIENT NUCLEAR DESTRUCTION.

ALSO. NO. THERE WILL BE NO WEDDING. I KNOW SO.