Trying To Make The Day Better

Jeneen, 23, she/her. Animal lover, loud advocate, adventure seeker, pun enthusiast, music nerd. Stick around for a while!

[the-origami-lotus]

Redesigned my villager houses, lemme know what y'all think! The pink room is for Sylvana, the city apartment is for Shep, and the starry blue is for Ione!

[durbikins]

Animal Crossing villagers will say shit like “Hey, how much water do you think is underneath your fridge from all the ice cubes kicked under? My guess is AT LEAST half a 7-11 Big Gulp! Hey! Call me over on a hot day and I could get a straw and sip it up!”

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[avpdsnail]

shoutout to that underlying sense of unease that’s made a home in my bones

[memewhore]

[funny-tik-toks]

Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!

[mumble--bee]

😲

[kimmycup]

This is what PURE JOY looks like.

[roseverdict]

ah, to be a deaf ferret surprised with an avalanche of toys…

[anxietyproblem]

[kaoskuantico]

Literally me for the past 16 months

[sheryl-lee]

When I feel alone, like no one understands what I’m going through, I remember my friends who get it. I never thought I’d be able to do any of this stuff. But I can. Anyone can wear the mask. You can wear the mask. If you didn’t know that before, I hope you do now. Cuz I’m Spider-Man. And I’m not the only one. Not by a long shot.

SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE 2018 | dir. Bob Persichetti, Peter Ramsey and Rodney Rothman

[somethinginsideyourhead]

apparently there was a stunt in icarly where Gibby jumps from the ceiling into the ground but there were no safety measures and the stuntman broke his fucking ribs 😭

[somethinginsideyourhead]

this is it. this was allowed to air on nickelodeon.

[somethinginsideyourhead]

genuine shock/disbelief on all their faces

[sugarmountainspring]

He caught like a foot of air on the bounce... Holy shit

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

Why in gods name didn’t they just toss a Gibby-shaped dummy holy shit there was no need for this stunt on fucking iCarly

[disregardcanon]

so, according to gibby’s actor, this is exactly what happened

[sibercicek]

[cleverclara]

[tiktokstowatch]

[thedivisionbell1994]

[mcsqu1bb]

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

[mcsqu1bb]

Update:

He found his way into my sister's room.

And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.

[mcsqu1bb]

Holy fuck this doll is creepy

[mcsqu1bb]

Another update:

The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust

[thesaltofcarthage]

vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose

[annethecatdetective]

Broke: Elf on the Shelf Woke: Moose on the Loose

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[geekygothgirl]

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him. 

[lesbianrey]

yes i know i’m a hypocrite because i use apple and google products and they’re spying on me completely anyways but there’s something about alexa that viscerally disgusts me and feels like a bridge too far

[cannibalchicken]

[healingisneeded]

[peitalo]

based on real events

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[video by crowbabies. original caption: My stinky baby]

[aprillasaurus]

[instagramdotcom]

enamoured with this image

[dunkstein]

If a caveman heard drum and bass they would understand it instantly and love it and would be able to start DJing within days

[dunkstein]

Yknow that post about how if dwarves were real how they would make absolutely incomprehensible folk metal? Well I think about that post all the time and I believe the same logic extends to primitive humans and hardcore percussion-based electronic music.

If a caveman smashed a mixing board with a wooden club the computer would automatically channel his ancient power through its circuits and produce the most fucked up hardcore jungle beat to ever grace our solar system