noise dept.
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#extradirty
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i don't do bad sauce passes
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
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⣠Chile in a Photography âŁ
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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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@callipygian-tidsoptimist
He had a nice time : )
Happy Pride Month 2022!!!
Faust the Crow loves you even more than she did last year!
CoĂąe como mola
HAPPY PRIDE
vampires don't need to bathe because they can't sweat or anything but they absolutely get dirty from running through the woods all day. so whenever that happens carlisle lines all the kids up outside and absolutely blasts the shit out of them with the pressure washer like he's trying to get mud off a car
the marble skin ensures they donât get hurt or anything, but once or twice Alice wasnât paying attention and didnât plant her feet and her little body got blown right into a tree
Emmett tries to bite at the water like a dog with a garden hose
The twilight fandom has aged like a fine wine.
Unmute !
reblog for noises
Yeah those are some S-tier noises.
#this could fix all my problems#im sure of it
By @galwednesday
Okay but it looks like she's causing it and it almost gives me ASMR
Girldick this, boydick that, Iâm hunting MOBY Dick
assigned harpooner at birth
accidentally fell into the greatest wikipedia rabbit hole earlier
I officially want a wikipedia summary of every past and future meme, complete with this many examples and citations
This is hysterical?
Why is salt good for exorcism and banishing and all that jazz? Well you see, way back in the day people knew jack-all about germs and microbes and for all they knew it was evil spirits that got into their food and made it go a-spoil. They Noticed and Observed that when you soaked food in a Lot of Salt, food stayed good longer. So that meant that the salt was keeping the bad spirits out. Now, tossing around salt and making salt circles makes for dramatic rituals, sure. But I think we all know that some entities are just powerful bastards and need some extra oomph to get them out of the damn house. You know what is more potent than salt at killing bacteria and germs? Bleach. You know whatâs really good for just killing all kinds of stuff very dead? Medical autoclaves. Now I understand that not all of you have access to autoclaves, but I understand that a good pressure cooker can also do for sterilization. So therefore, I propose that if you have yourself a haunted doll or something that isnât reponding to the usual methods, a wash with chlorine might be in order; and if that doesnât to the job, a visit to the Insta-Pot might teach the bastard whoâs boss around here. (Of course there might not be much of a doll left but it wasnât like you needed to keep it around, anyway.)
â¨â¨Naughty Haunted Dollsâ¨â¨
Go Into
The Autoclave
@curlicuecal
I canât decide if itâs funnier to think of exorcisms as equivalent to sterilizing your haunted doll, or autoclaves and bunsen burners as equivalent to exorcising your lab equipment
IF YOUR HOUSE IS HAUNTED IT MEANS YOU NEED TO CLEAN IT MORE SO ITâS NOT A FUCKING PETRI DISH FOR SPIRIT MICROBES
#of course this door is opening on its own #thereâs poltergerms all over the knobs! #oh thereâs bloodstains showing up on the floor? #yeah thatâs colonies of beelzebacteria making merry in your carpet fibers #clean your damn rug after youâve tracked graveyard dirt on it maybe #you hear horrible noises when you try to sleep at night? #well yeah that happens when your pillow is full of banshee mites #cleanliness is next to godliness for a REASON people! #(and now I want to make an aggreived exorcist housecleaner character whoops)
We need to let adults fight without catching an assault charge...like I'm talking about consensual fighting. Not jumping folks, hiding no weapons none of that. Just going at it in the parking lot
@stsathyre looking kinda dire out here :////
PvP areas
hey why the fuck is the map like that
alternate timeline where america is run by bees
Get me to this timeline
Old habits die hard
gonna download the extremely bad 3rd party dnd sex book so I can laugh at it
this book's handling of gay characters is surprisingly progressive in an extremely late 90s sort of way
oh this is going to be good
there's an std chart
vampirism is on the std chart
Okay but where do I get this
A fun meme for y'all
iâm sorry what
Pog as slang comes from the twitch emote, taken from a video with pogs in them. What is a pog? A small cap from a juice drink that is traded and used in games by 90s kids. The juice drink was called POG, short for passion fruit orange guava. Passion fruit was named after its flower, the passion flower. Passion flowers were called "flower of the five wounds" in Portuguese, eventually being translated as passion fruit by the English in reference to the passion of Jesus, aka his last moments alive before being crucified.
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