The Phoala

dan and phil's correspondent from down undah 🐨💛⭐️ I don't have chlamydia! Stop saying that!!!!!

[the-phoala]

g'day mates!!

it's me, the golden koala! I had such a great time hanging out with Dan and Phil on their Australian tour, but I unfortunately wasn't able to go with them back to the UK. That's fine by me though, because my real home is here in Australia!

I've decided to take it upon myself to work as a correspondent from the southern hemisphere, to try and keep all you all entertained while dan and phil and the rest of the world are sleeping.

Hopefully one day I will get to hang out with @danielhowell and @amazingphil again, but until then, I can't wait to meet you all!

[bestofphantwitter]

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[the-pheal]

i like to go through life unbothered. that's why my skin is so great (:3 っ)っ

also because i'm a seal!!

- pheal <3

[the-phoala]

and yet phoala is always phorgotten :(

[the-phoala]

I love to throw it back while listening to dan and phil beats

[the-phoala]

really disappointed that dan and phil didn't answer my question in the q&a but it's fine... I guess...

[the-phoala]

Omg I’m so happy to have been featured on Dan and Phil’s instagram!! I actually look so good 🩷🩷🩷

[the-phiwi]

hello phiwi will you be my phalentine?

love phrom the phoala 🐨⭐️

Of course Phoala! It would be an honour to be your phalentine.

Love, Phiwi 💛🥝x

[the-phoala]

wishing a very happy valentines day to my phans love from me the phoala xoxoxo 🐨⭐️

[the-phoala]

“Can birds laugh” Dan and Phil have never heard a kookaburra

[the-phoala]

It is very loud and thunderstormy outside right now. Phortunately this little phoala is very brave and not scared of the thunder and lightning at all!

[the-phiwi]

There was a rainbow on my butt!!

Phiwi loves gay people 💛🥝x

[the-phoala]

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[the-phoala]

Kia ora Phoala, its The Phiwi here!

Were you nervous at all to be on stage? I know I was freaking out that I wouldn't live up to all that is the golden pig.

Hope you are doing well all the way over in Aussie, sending you phiwi kisses 💛🥝x

Hi Phiwi, welcome to my blog!

I actually wasn’t that nervous at all to be on stage!! I always loved performing even before I met Dan and Phil and I was excited to perform in front of such a lovely audience. I will admit it was intimidating at first being the ‘replacement’ for my distant cousin the golden pig, but the more shows I did around Australia the more confident I got!

[the-phiwi]

Oh good on you phoala!!!! I have since seen photos of your performance and you did a fantastic job!

💛🥝x

[the-phoala]

thank you phiwi my fans know how to get all of my best angles (I have no bad ones)

[the-phoala]

Kia ora Phoala, its The Phiwi here!

Were you nervous at all to be on stage? I know I was freaking out that I wouldn't live up to all that is the golden pig.

Hope you are doing well all the way over in Aussie, sending you phiwi kisses 💛🥝x

Hi Phiwi, welcome to my blog!

I actually wasn’t that nervous at all to be on stage!! I always loved performing even before I met Dan and Phil and I was excited to perform in front of such a lovely audience. I will admit it was intimidating at first being the ‘replacement’ for my distant cousin the golden pig, but the more shows I did around Australia the more confident I got!

[lizardsmp3]

i haven’t gone to sleep yet which means phil’s birthday is NOT over which means this IS finished on time don’t let anyone tell you otherwise <3 @amazingphil love u phorever ^_^

[the-phiwi]

Do you know the fate of your Australian brother the phoala? is he ok? Did he come with you to the phouse?

Who? I don't think I have met the phoala sorry. But phey could just be hiding somewhere. I hope that's the case, it would be nice to have a buddy from across the ditch!

Love, Phiwi 💛🥝x

[the-phoala]

hi guys!! 🐨⭐️ xoxoxo

[the-phiwi]

Kia ora phoala!!!!

It is nice to meet you! I am the phiwi, it seems like we were both created for the same purpose. I am jealous that you got to do more shows than me.

What's it like in Australia? I bet it's pretty hot, I am sad I didn't get to spend a proper summer in Aotearora before I was brought back to The Phouse.

I get the feeling we will get along really well!

phiwi kisses to you x

[the-phoala]

G'day Phiwi, i'm so glad to meet you too!

Please don't be jealous of me, I'm just a little phoala of humble origins who got lucky by meeting dan and phil, just like you! As much as I love being on stage, I like interacting with phans on here more and I'm sure you do to!

You're right, it is quite hot in Australia at the moment because we're still in peak summer. Rest assured I am spending a lot of time sleeping and eating yummy golden eucalyptus leaves in the shade to beat the heat! 🐨⭐️

[the-phiwi]

Do you know the fate of your Australian brother the phoala? is he ok? Did he come with you to the phouse?

Who? I don't think I have met the phoala sorry. But phey could just be hiding somewhere. I hope that's the case, it would be nice to have a buddy from across the ditch!

Love, Phiwi 💛🥝x

[the-phoala]

hi guys!! 🐨⭐️ xoxoxo