Me telling a hilariously ironic work story to my family
Me telling the same story to my coworkers
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Me telling a hilariously ironic work story to my family
Me telling the same story to my coworkers
Me: Sister, sock me Sister: ... Me: No, no! I meant hand me socks! Socks!
Pride and Prejudice Go
An app that shows you where there’s a young man in possession of a good fortune who must be in want of a wife
All I can see is Mrs Bennet desperately lobbing pokeballs at the men because GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
Madeline Drake: "This is all my fault." Pyro: "Actually they discovered that it's the male who carries the mutant gene and passes it on, so it's his fault." Me: "Wut" Me: *looks suspiciously at every mutant not carrying a Y chromosome*
“But they were born this way!” Yeah we are all born with a sin nature that corrupts and gives us twisted desires that defile God’s design, some different struggles than others. Your point is? Still sinful, still wrong.
I thought this article was very accurate.
Billboard in SC
Being a nature photographer seems great, maybe I should try…
When people who don’t live in the UK log onto tumblr tomorrow:
For a short time, the UK’s drama eclipses the drama of the American election.
Rewrite a classic fairy tale by telling it backwards. The end is now the beginning.
Once upon a time there was a princess who loved so deeply that her heart was worn constantly on her sleeve. She fell in love with a prince, and the next year, her father allowed them to be wed- he remembered his own wife every day, and wished his daughter to be as happy as he had been.
The day of the wedding came, and the girl walked down the aisle in a dress of gentle silver. The Prince took her hand and smiled, and leant in to kiss her.
For luck, he would later say. A kiss for luck, a smile for joy, a laugh for a happy ending. It was a saying his own family had had for years, but it was a saying that failed him.
For the second his lips touched hers, she fell to the floor with a sigh.
Not dead they healers told the prince. not dead but sleeping, not dead but unable to wake.
The prince- so ashamed, so in fear of his life and hers- stole her away from the castle that night, away from her father and her people, so they would never have to watch her waste away.
He hid her in a forest, in a casket of diamond and ice, and he waited. Waited, for he did not even know where to start. He did not even know if the hope for her waking had a point.
He was there for two days when they found him. Seven short folk, small men with beards and axes in their hands, and harsh smiles on their faces.
We can help you they said to him, the six cackling behind the speaker. But, prince, it will come at a price.
I would pay anything. He vowed. Only later, realising he should have asked what it would be.
The Seven disappeared and left him on his own. Alone, other than the silent not-dead princess at his side.
When they returned there was an eighth with them- an old frail woman with a basket in her hands.
We will wake her she said, pulling out an apple and throwing it in their air but you will never look at her, talk to her again, and she will work in the mines with my dwarves here.
He wanted to say no. But knowing she was alive, even out of reach, was better than sleep and near death.
so yes he said. Help her.
The old woman smiled and picked out a knife, cutting the apple into small parts. One, she handed to the prince, the other, she took over to the casket, and opening it, she placed it on the princess’ lips.
A gasp, a flash of her eyes opening, and the prince knew nothing more.
***
The princess woke in a place she did not know, surrounded by people she did not know. An old woman and short men- and her prince, asleep on the ground.
He is not dead the old woman said only sleeping. But around you, he will never wake. He saved you but cursed you both- and now your life is tied to my mines.
The princess tried to fight, to leave.
But the old woman had magic and she did not, and the dwarves were all she knew for many years. Sometimes as friends, sometimes as enemies, often arguing but always allies, they worked side by sides in the underground mines, looking for fairydust and rubies, magic and gold.
They taught her the songs of work and the songs of marches, and soon she forgot that she had even been a princess.
One evening she was walking back to their home alone, when she heard a noise to her left. She looked, expecting a rabbit, a bird, but out stepped a man with a bow in his hands.
You shouldn’t be out in the woods alone he said to her.
This is my home.
Trees are no home for anyone. She wondered if she should tell him of the many people hidden in the forest, each with no where else to go come with me.
Why?
Because I have a place you can go.
She should have said no- but what was there for her in the trees and the mine? So she took his hand and he led her out into the bright daylight, through winding roads intil they arrived at a castle she did not know.
where are we? she asked.
The Huntsman smiled my home, and the home of my queen.
He led her in through the doors, up to a room where a woman was sat on a throne. The woman stood as she saw the princess, staring at her in wide eyed shock.
You look just like her the queen whispered.
Once, the Huntsman said quietly, seeing the question in the princess’ eyes my queen had a child. A daughter who should have been your age. But she was stolen away by the man my queen loved.
You-
I’m not her the princess said- but she had never known her mother. Only her father and an empty throne at his side.
No. the queen said, her tone one of disbelief. But I am in need of an heir, and you in need of care. Stay here a while, and let us see.
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OH. Oh, this is way better than the original…
the thing about being an infj is:
please notice my accomplishments
but also
please don’t look at me ever
INFJ's Biggest Flaw
I’ve heard it said that the INFJ’s biggest flaw is being a perfectionist. I disagree, though I do think their problem is connected to perfectionism. As an INFJ, I believe their most common sin is being overly critical. When things aren’t perfect, INFJs want to point it out so that people will change for the better (Because if they’re doing the wrong thing it must be because they don’t know better, right?). We need to remember that no matter how much we want perfection, it’s not possible this side of Heaven. Jesus is the only human who could live a perfect life, and that’s because He’s God. It’s good to want to help others, but don’t let that cross over into being judgemental or hypocritical.
“Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you" (Matthew 7:1-2).
REBLOG this if you are a Christian blog! I wanna follow you really badly like please seriously!
whenever i’m talking to someone and they tell me about something that happened to them i always tell them about something that happened to me that’s similar to what happened to them. i do it as kind of a “oh hey yeah this happened to me so i can relate to what you’re going through” but i’m always afraid it comes out as “oh yeah well this happened to me so clearly i have it tougher than you” or “i’m done talking about you let’s talk about me”
i swear i don’t mean it like that……..
I run into this a lot with my job - so instead of telling the whole story I say something like, “Oh my gosh, I had something REALLY similar happen. What did you do after that??” And I’ve found that works. Usually they explain and then ask, “So what happened to you?” And then you’re invited to share, and the formula for conversing continues on. :)
of all the tumblr posts i’ve read, this one is going to change my life the fastest lol.
Thanks to both the OP for posting a thing that so many of us do, and the responder who gave us a better way to do it. You’re doing the lord’s work, my friend!
Yesterday I went to dinner to catch up with my buddy from the math department, and he told me this story about how he ran the city marathon in 2 hours, 59 minutes. That’s an amazing time. He was 19th out of thousands.
He was doing pretty well for the first half, but then his ankle started to hurt. He slowed down for a bit, but then this girl he passed before passed him, and he started overthinking whether or not it was awkward to pass the same person multiple times, and, like, what if they small-talked about it? He decided it was better to pass her and stay ahead, so he picked up the pace. A few miles later, he fell in with two dude-bros who started talking to him. Not pleased to find himself in the company of dude-bros, he pulled ahead once again. This continued for a while; every time he got closed to a group of other marathoners, his social anxiety kicked in and he ran faster because he felt nervous being near people.
TL;DR A mathematician ran an record marathon to avoid making small-talk with randos. He introverted his way into qualifying for the Boston marathon.
This would happen to me...
Don’t buy the new Captain America comic. Don’t buy anything by Nick Spencer. For big companies like Disney and Marvel, you talk with your money. So make it clear that we have said No to Hydra Cap and we do not accept Spencer’s racist fan fiction. Our Captain America continues on. He’s the same Cap we’ve shared inspiration from for over 75 years. I’m not about to let a cash grabbing anti-Semitic publicity stunt take that away. Think you can break his reputation just like that Spencer? Think again. That ain’t our Cap.