[hxxligan]

Relationships don’t take your anxiety away Relationships don’t take your depression away Relationships don’t stop the bad thoughts Relationships don’t stop your mental illnesses

[thebootydiaries]

Me: I just got stabbed I'm bleeding everywhere call an ambulance

Guy: Awh :( that sucks! I wish I could be there to cuddle with you

[i-am-not-a-guardian-deactivated]

if you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.

[ill-be-istj-if-no-one-else-is]

Okay but for real why does every INTJ superiority blog have the same exact list of posts:

I am very smart and driven towards my goals no matter what (which is why I haven’t lifted a fucking finger towards learning the most basic forms of human communication, instead expecting people to read my mind so they will leave me alone)

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results, you stupid sensors (which is why I never learn how to communicate and keep expecting people to read my mind even though it keeps failing)

I’m not like *~other girls~* #intj female

aesthetic post: black and white chess pieces and marble statues and an expensive suit and a desaturated picture of a building

never hide or apologize for who you are

I demand everyone who has made small talk apologize for who they are

I don’t want to know what’s up. Tell me your deepest secrets

YOU’RE ALL IDIOTS WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND

why won’t anyone tell me their deepest secrets #intj problems

I am the only person who dislikes last minute schedule changes #introvert problems

WHY DOES NO ONE BELIEVE WE HAVE EMOTIONS. I feel so deeply #tert fi problems

I have no emotions and I hate people who do: a post about stupid people

OH, YOU’RE AN EXTROVERTED FEELER? TELL ME MORE ABOUT WHATEVER STUPID SHIT

i was informed an ENFP was supposed to find me and love me unconditionally, why has this not happened

First, plan. Then execute. We are the visionaries who create a new world.

WHY INTJs ARE LIKE CATS: we sleep 22 hours a day and spend the other 2 in bed getting lost in our gigantic minds

aesthetic post: slytherin but like, goth

My Mom is an ESFJ and I Hate Her: Read This Conversation That Makes It Clear She’s An ENTP

[itallstartedwithakiss]

[tordenvejr]

me seeing purple flowers on a lawn: that’s the prettiest thing i’ve ever seen

me seeing sunlight hit the waves of the sea: that’s the prettiest thing i’ve ever seen

me seeing raindrops sparkle colorfully on a bus stop bench at night: that’s the

[waterfoxy]

*whisper* bisexual girls who have a preference for guys are just as valid as those who have a preference for girls or no preference at all. pass it on

[payper-arts]

*additional whisper* bisexual guys who have a preference for girls are also just as valid as those who have a preference for guys or no preference at all. pass it on

[waterfoxy]

*whisper* bisexual girls who have a preference for guys are just as valid as those who have a preference for girls or no preference at all. pass it on

[payper-arts]

*additional whisper* bisexual guys who have a preference for girls are also just as valid as those who have a preference for guys or no preference at all. pass it on

[dysphorism]

DO YOU EVER JUST

GET JEALOUS SO EASILY

LIKE NO 

THAT PERSON IS MINE

DON’T BREATHE AROUND THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

me: hey can you make dopamine and serotonin

my brain:

[diietwine]

20 minutes into Pink Floyd and chill and we’re still only on the first song

[bogleech]

Cashier the other day: “have a nice night!”

Me failing to load one correct response from multiple possibilities: …….“YOUP!”

[earthdad]

girl: say the words and i’m yours

me: suh dude

[kinkadinkyy-deactivated20251129]

liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204

[silversarcasm]

also hot new idea: stop parking in disabled spaces if you’re not disabled

[jane-vampeyre]

also: don’t park in the loading zones next to the disabled spots. those are so people can load or unload their wheelchairs.

[nonnavlis]

Also if you are at a place with an access ramp, please do not park directly at the bottom of it and block the way on and off! Even if this is marked out as a parking space (a common accessibility failure), that doesn’t mean you should use it.

[scientificphilosopher]

A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem

[x]

[gazoinks-deactivated20170705]

Philosophy: Solved

[nottmythical]

I’ve never laughed so hard 

[limdalamdalomda]

Good job kiddo.

[baetology]

Describe your perfect date in detail.

[sonypraystation]

ideal date: it happens

[bibliotechno]

What is my perfect date? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years; she’s never taken another lover. I don’t care, I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.