Punstoppable Force

Welcome to my punblr, hope you have a great stay. Feel free to message me puns, I'll post them and credit you!

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I've made a new friend who likes to make science puns with me.

We have a lot of chemistry.

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Soo.. this guy consumed a helium from a balloon before his speech and..

Helium-inated our life..

- from @ferralnight

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I was asked to make a fish pun the other day.

I was floundering for ideas. I also thought it was rather fishy for them to ask, so I asked them if they cod tell me why they wanted it.

[porterr-robinson]

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You've got to be kitten me! How did he make that jump?

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REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

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9 million people fucking love dogs

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Here we come 10.

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BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

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I’ve finally found it again

the elusive 10 million note post

they say no two people reblog it with the same original text

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Reblogging. For the second time once again. This should be my thing just reblogging the same things over and over again.

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Only reblogging because I fluffing love dogs

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I drew a knife on my friend.

I said it was pretty knife. She couldn't get a handle on the puns I was making. She said I was cutting straight to the point.

(I was rereading this and I realise how it sounds but I drew a knife on her arm with a pen, I didn't pull a knife out I swear)

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I was making watch puns with my friend.

They got mad at me. They had to hand it to me they were pretty good puns, but they didn't want to face the facts.

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I hurt my knee awhile ago.

My friend thinks I kneed to go see the doctor

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What kind of snake is good at maths?

An adder

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You can't run by a campsite.

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

- from @lithium217648

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A lot of people think I'm a plank.

Because I'm often board

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My friend and I were having a dog pun off.

It was a pawsome time, but had a ruff ending. I think we both needed a pug by the end of it.

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By the sound of those puns, if your friend wanted some competition, they were definitely barking up the wrong tree. (hehehe)

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That's what I told them!

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My friend and I were having a dog pun off.

It was a pawsome time, but had a ruff ending. I think we both needed a pug by the end of it.

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I had some chocolate kisses

So I asked my mum if she wanted a kiss and then threw one at her

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What do you call the time a woman is menstruating?

A period

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Where's the remote when you can't find it?

A remote place

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Banks are cool

They really capture my interest