Pyro :3

The Pyro from TF2 real :3 // RED team better, go away BLU >:c // ((OOC: rp sideblog. main acc is @PIRA-VAMPZ

[the-pyro-tf2]

((OOC: insert a lot of muffled mumbling that I can't be bothered to write out here

Miss Pauling wanted me to make one of these like the rest of the team, so here we are! I'm [▇▇▇▇], but everyone just calls me Pyro ^w^

I'm the Pyrotechnician(..?) Of RED (Reliable Excavation Demolition) team! BLU (Builders League United) scum go away, no-one likes you!!!! >:C We're better!!!! (Also Smokey the Bear, fire is cool!!!)

I like drawing and starting fires! I don't like water though :c

Engie is probably the one mercenary who isn't scared of me. TmT

Medic says I have something called "Autism Spectrum Disorder" and "schizophrenia", but idk what that means .-. That doesn't mean I'm not capable though! I'm the most efficient spy checker EVUR!!! Way better than BLU Pyro!!

Buh bye!!!!

((OOC INFO BELOW

TF2 RED Pyro rp sideblog. Main is @pira-vampz

This version of Pyro is a woman, so OOC posts/sections referring to Pyro will use she/her! RP blogs can use any pronouns they like for her. I use they/them OOC.

I'm not exactly very active on Tumblr rn and also manage 2 other rp blogs ( @ask-tess-j-elliott and @4n4rch1st0ct0 ), so posts may take a while.

16 IRL as of writing this! Born 09/02/09 (DD/MM/YY), date of passing yet to be confirmed

Lesbian, aroace and enby. Also a satanist, anarchosyndicalist, anticapitalist, antifa and disabled. If you have a problem with it then fuck off. ^-^

Not lore accurate since I don't really know that much of the TF2 lore rn

DNI:

Basic DNI (racists, homo/transphobes, ableists, islamphobes, etc)

Radqueers (MAPs/AAMs, Zoos, etc)

Dark/proshippers (lightshippers welcome)

18+ only blogs (still a minor as of rn. Come back 09/02/27 if you don't want minors interacting with you)

People shipping this version of Pyro (I'm not exactly comfortable with her being shipped, especially since I kin them). Other ships like heavymedic or speedingbullet are fine (NOT SPY X SCOUT. SPY X SCOUT SHIPPERS DNI!!!) (I personally hc that Engineer is Pyro's dad so especially don't ship her with him btw)

People coming just to say stuff like "Overwatch is better". Idc what game you think is better, I personally prefer tf2 and don't want to be involved in this drama

My main may have more details on DNI stuff

Tag key:

#Pyro asks - asks for Pyro

#Pyro mumbles - non-asks, likely rp chains

#OOC post - out of character posts (like this section), usually about stuff going on irl to explain stuff. In these posts, you are specifically talking to me, Pira. Not Pyro (the character, I do use Pyro as one of my names).

Shameless plug lmao ↴

PV090209

Just a list of things about me/my stuff

[the-pyro-tf2]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

Hph! 👍👍👍👍👍👍

[litttleprincess-deactivated2017]

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

[trappedinmyoldways]

Depression Hotline: [phone]

Suicide Hotline: [phone]

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: [phone]

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

If you ever want to talk, my ask box is always open

[scrumpdidilyumptiouss]

^^^^^

[ideallyreall]

!!!

[totally-cis-offical]

I normally hate reblog bait but this one didn’t feel like a guilt trip

[imb0ring]

could have used this 8 hours ago

[favorite-forsaken-ship]

For all my followers

[evil-mindhive]

I would not normally reblog but man.

Stay safe out there

[the-pyro-tf2]

Ooc

[transgendz]

My loved one with cancer who I've been taking care of and I just got out of her oncology appointment. She starts chemo in two days. We are barely surviving as it is, I've missed so much work taking care of her, and chemo comes with a lot of expenses, actual chemo aside just the trips back and forth from the clinic are adding up. Literally anything helps us keep stable through this. Her insurance keeps denying these lifesaving procedures, and we are fighting to get them to cover her chemo, so this is really dire.

I have an art blog, @theartistrans (examples below, alongside proof of situation) I have a patreon where you can subscribe for art stuff and a kofi where you can leave tips. She has a gfm, but I also have links below bc they take a chunk out for their own profit. Anything given offsite will be charted on gfm. Dm for more proof or details. They think this is highly curable, but like any cancer, she won't make it without treatment.

$C V PP

[transgendz]

Her appt is in about an hour, no progress on this since it was posted, I've edited the above bc some of the links hadn't saved before.

[transgendz]

I've gotten about 6 hours of sleep in the past 3 days. This has no progress yet, but her chemo appt went fine without any major reactions. We don't have enough gas to get to her appointment tomorrow, so it'd be a huge help if we made any progress at all on this.

[transgendz]

$110 received since this was posted. Her next chemo appt is in a couple days insurance isn't going to cover part of this one, but will cover the rest. Will update if anything changes. They're still trying to deny her coverage altogether. We do not current have enough to cover immediately upcoming needs.

[f0reverxternally]

Wish I had the money to donate, but I hope you get enough money to support yourselves soon!!

[the-pyro-tf2]

you are not safe from the lesbare forester either. we will go on the eternal roadtrip and buy corkscrews using fears and heartbreaks.

Hrph????

(What????)

[chaoticquotes-anon]

pints of blood work well too. so do poems and art-pieces and trinkets.

[the-pyro-tf2]

Hphm????

(Wha???)

[the-pyro-tf2]

you are not safe from the lesbare forester either. we will go on the eternal roadtrip and buy corkscrews using fears and heartbreaks.

Hrph????

(What????)

[vertrauensieihremarztm]

hallo docteur!!!

What? What does this mean? I’ve never seen a car colored like this.

[chaoticquotes-anon]

you are not safe from the lesbaru forester

[vertrauensieihremarztm]

Oh dear…

[chaoticquotes-anon]

don’t ask questions, don’t answer question, don’t use your name, don’t use first person, make sure you rhyme, make sure you don’t directly refer to Them

[vertrauensieihremarztm]

Oh don’t be silly.

[chaoticquotes-anon]

youre lucky the shift hasnt happened yet

[vertrauensieihremarztm]

The shift?…

[chaoticquotes-anon]

oh dont worry about that :)

[vertrauensieihremarztm]

OK…

[the-pyro-tf2]

Hudda...

(Pretty car...)

[emperornero]

tagged by @romehbo . blank template under cut sorry for not responding earlier śmierciu was visiting and i wanted to use my phone as little as possible

favourite color : tyrian purple shades / dark deep blue / neon green

currently reading : "mesalina" by leo belmont. polish pre-ww2 bad historical fiction set during claudius' reign. not that far into it yet but it has made me laugh multiple times already. i also need to finish "spotkania z petroniuszem" by aleksander krawczuk

last song : last time i was actively listening to music was few days ago when my boyfriend was making thumbnails for an animatic with our characters. and it was boss bitch by doja cat

last film : "kryptonim polska" 2022 [goofy ahh movie night with bf] and he also showed me selected scenes from "figurant" 2023

sweet salty or savory : sweet

last series : i dont really watch shows but bf showed me the first episode of "king the land" while we ate dinner . i might watch more if im in the mood but i need to pay active attention to it since its with subtitles

tea or coffee : tea

working on : MY COMIC PROJECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGGGHHHHJ also artfight starts soon

no pressure to respond if you dont want to or if youve been tagged in something similar recently . tagging @tunathena @scribl1ta @monkeyislandtwo @mcaelius

favourite color : currently reading : last song : last film : sweet salty or savory : last series : tea or coffee : working on :

[tunathena]

Thanks for the tag!

favourite color: blue!! All troupes but especially like turquoiseish and periwinkle

currently reading: lots of stuff; some short horror anthologies by the British Library (usually really good), some Rome Books (Fulvia by Jane Draycott, Messalina by Honor Cargill-Martin, Agrippina by Emma Southon), also looking into getting the next MOR/doing my summer reading/reading more primary texts/ finally getting stuck in to Lucullus: A Life (Arthur Keveaney, illegal pdf form)

last song: Flash by Queen

last film: not sure, it’s been a while. Probably Pans Labyrinth bc I had to watch it for my Spanish exam

sweet salty or savory: salty. I ❤️ popcorn, tortilla chips etc.

last series: depends how you count. Whole series watched— bbc ghosts (really love it) or last episode of a series, taskmaster.

tea or coffee: tea. I don’t like coffee but I can drink more than six cups of tea in a day

working on: waiting to graduate then I am going to do some archaeology for 3 weeks; very excited. Also have to do my summer reading which will be hard as it has to be in the original language (latin/greek) and possibly start working on some arabic (#my joint honours)

Tagging: @wavaur, @butchbacchus, @wellington-yueh, and @twinktorturer (sorry if you have already been tagged!)

[wbyeats-deactivated]

HIII ty for the tag!!!!!!

favourite color: right now i love lime green & yellow & also a nice deep blue 😋

currently reading: i just finished italo calvinos invisible cities which was incredible and im about to start harrow the ninth. also very tempted to reread otherside picnic from the beginning......

last song: gethsemane by car seat headrest!!!!

last film: ummm probably cléo de 5 à 7. my a level french film but it is also amazing and one of my favourite films in its own right. go watch it

sweet salty or savory: sweet 100%

last series: i cannot remember the last time i finished a tv show but currenrly im watching legend of zang hai and the spirealm

tea or coffee: TEA MY GOOD FRIEND TEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! coffee makes me Distressed & Anguished

working on: too much stuff.......im trying to make some progress on a couple of writing projects (specifically my City wip and running water) and im picking my mandarin learning back up as well. i also need to uhh research the meter of the first choral ode in the bacchae for the next book club session and ideally start reading through aeneid book 6 in latin so i can keep my language strong over the summer and be ready for uni. possibly i will do the same for antigone ❤️ umm i think thats it yay

tagging @necromycologist @femmepentheus @twelve-kinds-of-trouble @threeeyedharemp3 and literally anyone else who wants to 🫵

[cahokiajazz]

thank u for the tag yay

favourite colour: lilac, turquoise, green

currently reading: bacchae (again). luther standing bear's my people the sioux. i want to reread rebecca by daphne du maurier at some point again bc my friend is reading it for the first time and it reminded me that i really like it.

last song: fire with fire by AlicebanD its very bacchae coded trust me bro (< person who says that everything is bacchaecoded)

last film: ummmm. uhhh?? help???? genuinely cant remember the first time i watched a film

sweet salty or savoury: genuinely cant chooseeee..... savoury i Guess??? my favourite flavour is sour so

last series: red dwarf i like. binge watched it 6 episodes 3 hrs a night until my mother was clawing at the walls begging for me to watch something else

tea or coffee: coffee. tea is boring i'm sorry i'm a failure of a brit.

working on: modern era horror novel inspired by the bacchae. yippee. i'm also compiling a list of information abt bull bear (hellish, bc apparently we know nothing abt him), and i'm writing my epq too (also hellish). soooo much latin revision (virgil my beloathed)

tagging @veradragonjedi, @deviltownresident, @proftree, @tboy-perpetua and anyone else who wants to participate!

[deviltownresident]

alrighty then

favourite colour: yes

currently reading: the odyssey. and the penelopiad. and i want to start circe soon. i swear i have range <- man who is hyperfixating

last song: Mutiny from Epic. like i said, hyperfixating

last film: Ponyo but i was only half-watching and didn't finish it :(

sweet/savoury/salty: i crave salty rn but im also just chronically dehydrated

last series: last series that i finished?? i watched The Staircase (horrific true legal case but would recommend) and What We Do In The Shadows (season 4 i think because i'm in the uk)

working on: nothing!! haha... although i keep meaning to write a poem about the crane wife folktale

tagging @yippieyooo @theriverpointace @distinguished-coffee-grounds @legendaryeaglesuit and idk. the usual suspects

[theriverpointace]

ooh thank you :D

favourite color: mm right now i think dark blue and golden yellow

currently reading: uh nothing atm :[

last song: “pellinore and the beast” by the mechanisms (i LOVE that song it’s so so yummy and it makes me think of my friend who wrote a really good poem about a knight and a cockroach and the ending is so cute and i love that song SM)

last film: oh tricky. i think it was when we watched “baby driver” last week? i only watch movies on the weekends when my brother’s home from camp lol, he’s been wanting to watch that with us all summer and we finally gave in and nobody tell him but i actually rather enjoyed it. some of it anyways. the cute bits.

sweet salty or savory: stomach’s turning a bit rn so Bland. but usually sweet and/or salty!

last series: i’m watching “elementary” with my parents and “burn notice” with my dad when mom’s at bible study :D idk the last show i finished

tea or coffee: hot chocolate but i’m slowly acclimating to being able to order coffee at coffee shops as long as it’s got a ton of milk and sugar in it :]

working on: a breakup poem. bc i’m a poet who had a breakup. what do you want from me. (“ignore it and pretend everything’s fine,” said the poet friend i had lunch witb today.) it’s like. a wikipedia poem inspired by magnet words and pulled from a bunch of the pages with his or my names. it’s cool trust me. but i got to work some more on that while on my writing date today yay :D

no pressure tags!! bc im tagging ppl i’ve never tagged before, i like you guys and wanna know u better but no pressure: @emeraldskulblaka, @choatic-bumblebee-agenda, and @icarusdiesatdawn, also whoever else wants to :]

[choatic-bumblebee-agenda]

thanks for the tag!!

favourite colour: yellow!

currently reading: in the middle of a couple series but haven't actually read in a few months :/

last song: Rich Girl by Daryl Hall & John Oates

last film: X-Men: Apocalypse a few weeks ago (when i rewatch the X-Men prequels you know im doing either very good or very bad 🤣)

sweet salty or savoury: i love salt sm

last series: The Bear!! im not watching the s4 finale until the vibes are right but I'M SO EXCITED

tea or coffee: i don't drink either, but i love coffee flavoured things and also the smell so ig coffee

working on: mmmm nothing really, school just got out recently and im crashing kdjskdj

no pressure tags <3 @pensandsliverswords @the-magic-school-bus @moethh @redheadedbrunette @seeking-elsewhither

[moethh]

yay thank you!!

favourite color : blue!

currently reading : a lot. just lots of theology but im also reading a collection of short stories by Tolstoy

last song : Hares on the Mountain by Faoileán

last film : Twisters (my mom wanted to see it bc why not)

sweet salty or savory : savory

last series : just started The Terror

tea or coffee : TEA I HATE COFFEE

working on : an icon of King David

tagging (np)!!!: @gh0st1al @misty-eyed-memory @rockythewizard @scalls @writingonthewalls1832 @wanderinghedgehog @marian-devotee + whoever else wants to!!!!

[wanderinghedgehog]

yippee!

fav color: brown

currently reading: fall of the roman republic by plutarch

last song: adagio for strings by samuel barber

last film: the black cat (1934)

sweet salty or savory: right now I’m feeling savory

last series: idk miscellaneous matches from AEW

tea or coffee: tea (really want a london fog now)

working on: various pieces for art fight

@stephantom @devout-apparitions @muskegmaenad @little-orphan-ant no pressure :)

[devout-apparitions]

YAYAYAYAY

Fav colour - green

Currently reading - Moby Dick

Last song - Wet - Dazey and the Scouts

Last Film - Another Country?? I think??

Sweet, Salty, Savory - spicy isnt an option? whoever made this apologize to mexicans. I like spicy

Last series - The Terror (thank you mr falconfeather)

Tea or coffee - tea

Working on - myself

I just tagged you all im so sorry 😭 @ninenet @vinyltile212 @lelio-bites @victorian-wizard @loveandkindess @vertrauensieihremarztm

[vertrauensieihremarztm]

Ooh how interesting.

favourite color: Dark red or maybe a red/orange brown.

currently reading: Fear and trembling

last song: Westerwald

last film: Some like it hot

sweet salty or savory: personally savory.

last series: I can’t recall… but there is one called the munsters! Pretty silly.

tea or coffee: coffee

working on: the ultimate human life form!

@that-handsome-rogue @the-pyro-tf2 @chemistgaming @crocodileslastcigar

[the-pyro-tf2]

((OOC: can't be arsed to type out all the muffles </3

Favourite colour: red and yellow :3 maybe a bit of blue too because sometimes fire is blue...

Currently reading: uhmmm I'm not sure, I read a lot of stuff at once sometimes

Last song: Fukuona girl!!

Last film: not sure :c

Sweet, salty or savoury: wither salty or savoury! Idk tbh lol

Last series: squid game :3

Team or coffee: tea!!

Working on: burning down the BLU base ^_^

@heavyweaponguyy

((OOC again: I kinda forgot a lot of the handles of people I've interacted with on this site lol. Also, ik that some of these don't make sense contextually, shush

[vertrauensieihremarztm]

//heya mod! Crinkle mod here, I wanna know who all of the team we’ve collected so I can make a master list in my scout RPblog, makes things and people easier to locate

I’m gonna start with people I mainly interact with (in gen, some not active currently)

@that-handsome-rogue

@mikuludwig

@gunners-and-feathers

@red-explosions

@speed1skey

Now these are some people who I’ve interacted with before but arent as active! (Sorry to all for the tag! Also if you wish to be cut or not seen as part of my side just say so that’s completely fine!!)

@mamascout (I don’t interact with them but they talk to spy and some others so thought you may be interested. Also sorry for tag 😔)

@running-in-blind (occasionally has been here, seen them with others too. Pretty cool and very in depth!)

@redcoveredmedicalprofessional

@heavyweaponguyy

@theengineer-is-engihere

@bbbronislava

@chemistgaming

@flopauling1942

@demo-comin-atcha

@pyrovizion

@the-pyro-tf2

@the-spy-red (this is gunners side of things Spy, but they’re pretty awesome so I recommend them)

[the-pyro-tf2]

((Ooc: hi :3

[froggoharry]

Meet The Ladies

[the-pyro-tf2]

I LOVE FEMFORTRESS

Edit: FUCK THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE KN THW MAIN

[thewizardofhoes-speaking]

[the-trans-man-with-no-plan]

You can also TEXT "START" to 678-678 or go to their website! There are 700+ of you following me. You don't need to be from the US to reblog this. Reblog.

[homosexuality-offical]

i’m usually a gimmick blog but this is serious. Always remember start to 678678 it’s saved even me a couple times. I love you all, please be safe

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads, they also have a chat function on their website!

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[decontextifier]

"Trevor"

(Hello I take the context out of posts)

[the-pyro-tf2]

((OOC

[heavyweaponguyy]

Heavy, you seem to be easily sick (with the amount of post u had on being sick) I hope you get enough rest and medications :( love from anon user

Da.. very sick… thank you.. littel person inside screen… Heavy hope to feel better too… miss doktor..

[the-pyro-tf2]

Hphrmph :c

[the-pyro-tf2]

Spy’s been mean to me :[

-@pinecone-anon

Hmphr!! D:

[heavyweponguy-deactivated202510]

Hudda! :3

(( @the-pyro-tf2

Ello pyro

[the-pyro-tf2]

Hmphhrph!!

(Hello Heavy!!)

[pyrovizion]

:0 hi fellow pyro

gehehehhehahauauu haiii!!

[the-pyro-tf2]

Hudda!

[the-pyro-tf2]

fellow tismer

Hrh?

(Huh?)

[cornbabylaughter]

autism

[the-pyro-tf2]

:0

[the-pyro-tf2]

((Yet another OOC post but you, yes YOU, are involved this time!

Do I keep the pyro muffled thing, or do I make it look more like an actual text post to go along with this being an account she created

muffle or text post

yes, keep it

no, it's supposed to be her Tumblr account

Voting ended onJun 4, 2025