Incorrect Gaslight District Quotes

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GASLIGHT DISTRICT INCORRECT QUOTES BLOG !!

Blog owned by: @zombiedeers [he/it]

Quotes will be tagged with "#tgd [character name]" for each one included, for if you wanna find specific character quotes

Any ship containing quotes will also be tagged with "[character name] x [character name]" in both combinations if you would like to find those too

I'll do my best to tag the quote submitter in the replies of the post so you see your own submission

SUBMISSIONS ARE ALWAYS OPEN UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED, HOWEVER;

RULES FOR QUOTES:

Must use Gaslight District characters [obviously]

Include a source in your submission [YouTube, Tumblr, Incorrect Quotes Generator, show title etc etc]

No OCs [This rule may be subject to change]

Suggestive jokes ARE okay, we all watched the same pilot

I will NOT post any quotes that contain any proship [incest / pedophilia].

I will delete any submission that doesn't follow these, sorry not sorry.

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Mel: My dad told me that I could be anything, so I became a problem.

Mel: [laughs maniacally while chasing a rotling down the street]

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Jack: I want a bf.

Mel: Do you mean best friend, boyfriend or bread feast? Because you’re being really vague here.

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Guys queue is empty throw some more things at me to post

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Ken: "Unsympathetic?" "Hot-headed?" You don't even know me!

Temperance: You are only proving me correct.

Ken: Come on, Mel, you can vouch for me, right?

Mel: I'm staying out of this.

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Ken: Well, you know what they say: Can’t bake a pie without losing a dozen men!

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Mel, precariously stacking dishware with Breadhead: Hey Mud, do you wanna help us?

Mud: Oh, I would... but I don’t want to.

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Mel: Time for plan G.

Breadhead: Don’t you mean plan B?

Mel: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Ken: What about plan D?

Mel: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Mud: What about plan E?

Mel: I’m hoping not to use it. Jack dies in plan E.

Jack: I like plan E.

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Mel: [about Mud and Diligence] They make a cute couple, huh?

Ken: They certainly are standing next to each other.

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Temperance: What are you doing?!

Ken: What am I doing?!

Temperance: Thwarting my plans?!

Ken: Thwarting your plans?!

Temperance: Are you?!

Ken: You know what? YES!! [hurls his cleaver at Temperance]

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Mud: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".

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Mel, explaining her scheme to Ken: They will never find out! That's the point of LYING!

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Mud: Wakey Wakey, eggs and bakey!

Diligence: I’m a vegan…

Mud: …

Mud: Wakey Wakey, vegetables and sadness.

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Mud: See, that's the problem with your generation, you're obsessed with labels. So you like show tunes! Doesn't mean you're gay. It just means you're awful.

Mud: Y'know there's only one person in this world who can tell you what you are.

Mel: Me.

Mud: No, me. Mud.

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Ken: Let Mud name 5 famous dead people, and I'll name 5 cuts of meat- I'll name 100 cuts of meat!

Mud: Nobody wants your meat Kenny!

Ken, desperately: PLEASE!!!!!

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Mud: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.

Ken: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!

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Mel: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.

Mud: But you do know better.