The Tallies landed on the ground with a hard thump. Ross noticed something in his ear. It was an earpiece. It seems like all the other Tallies have it too. They got up. Their clothes were different. Black clothes & belts. They landed in a tube-shaped-hallway that was made out of glass. It seems like it was inside an ocean. “Alright, Joe, Zubin, & I will take this wing and Ross and Andrew will take that one.” Rob announced. At that exact moment the alarm went off. “You came early, well you know what that means!” a voice said. “Wait wha-” Ross said but before he could finish his sentence a cracking noise came from somewhere. The Tallies looked down. The glass was cracking. Before they could do anything the glass tube broke with a ‘CHING’. The Tallies lay motionless in the water trying to figure out what happened. Their eyes were closed shut. They all drifted away from each other while something all grabbed their arms. They all struggled to be set free until they were all suddenly pulled down.
Joe & Rob woke up to be in their rooms. They had no memory of what happened or who the SFGE is. They no longer had black clothes & belts. They wore regular clothes. They have no memory of Zubin, Andrew, & Ross. Joe’s room stayed the same but Rob’s room was bigger now. He shared it with Zubin but this time Rob had the whole room to himself. Andrew & Ross’s rooms were erased from existence. The dim light sparkled across the room. Rob met Joe in the hallway. “Mornin’ Joe.” Rob said. Joe grumbled in response. They both went downstairs for breakfast. The kitchen was also different. It only had Joe and Rob’s belongings. After that they went outside. It was also different. They were near a bay. They both headed out to go do what they needed. While Joe was away, Rob was curious about the bay so he went to the dock. He sat down & listened to the waves. “Everyone is not a perfect soul, you're different too, I love you just a little more and it’s forever true.” Rob sang. “If smiles were water, I’d send you the sea.” He continued. A young man, er-, siren around one year & three weeks older than Rob- wait, Zubin? Zubin was a siren with a long blue tail decorated with two silver rings. He looked more half-human-half-fish than a siren to be honest. The only difference was his ears, neck, & arms. He didn’t know who Rob or Joe was. His head popped up from the water looking at Rob as he sang. Zubin sang along too silently. Rob noticed & peeped down. Their eyes were locked in for about 1 second until Zubin hid back in the water distinctively. Rob rushed and almost fell down into the water because he saw a man in the water. He stared from the edge of the dock into the sea. He saw nothing but an eternal deep blue. Rob looked in despair for the Siren. “Guys, guys, guys!” Zubin said excitedly swimming towards Andrew and Ross (So that’s where they were!). “Where the hell were you?” Ross said looking disappointed. Ross was also a siren but he didn’t use his voice to hypnotize people. He was more likely to use his eyes. Weird for a siren, but whatever sinks his lunch (Get it? Because sirens eat people on boats so like instead of the boat floating you- whatever, you get the gist). Andrew was a mermaid, the odd one out.
“Ross, it's not a big deal.” Andrew said, trying to prevent Ross from getting fumed anymore. “I went up to the dock and I saw this guy with glasses and legs!” Zubin said excitedly, swimming around gracefully but also at a fast pace. Ross and Andrew went frozen. Their faces froze in fear as they slowly turned their heads and exchanged a look. The ocean seemed to sound silent too. “We should probably bring this indoors.” Zubin said swimming near their house. It was a huge cave made with rocks with seaweeds covering the entrance. Zubin’s room looked the most human out of all of the sea-people living in the house. He collected scraps and items from humans. Quite surprisingly, he knows how to use all of them like a human does. As the 3 tallies went inside the cave. They heard a rumble. Not that loud but still enough to hear it. They looked back but nothing was there. When they were inside, Zubin explained, “Sotherewasthisguywithbrownhairandeyesandhehadglassesan-” Before he could say anymore, Andrew stopped him. “Slow down buddy, we can’t understand you.” “Anyways, this foul flesh being has brown hair and brown eyes with glasses, right?” Ross said. “You know what, Ross, you’re going to eat him. So, screw it.” Zubin said, swimming away. “It’s best not to follow him, Ross. He’ll have to deal with the consequences anyways.” Andrew said as Ross was getting ready to follow Zubin.
As Zubin got closer to the shore his tail was no longer helpful. He got up with the help of his hands. He sat on the sand as his tail melted like goop. Nothing was left behind. Now, Zubin had a white shirt and jean shorts. He got up wobbling a bit due to him having a tail his whole life (theoretically in this AU [ Alternate Universe]).
Dear Tally Hall fans, here's your AU!_-~[Credit to @robonymous for AU idea! :D]~-_
After Zubin, Rob, and Ross were "monsters", Andrew decided to cure them with the help of Ross (He might be a dragon but he's still a chemist). The annoying things are : Zubin can't take a shower without turning into a siren, Rob has to go in this painful 'werewolf' sequence every time there's a full moon (sometimes during gigs!), and the fact there's a whole ass dragon in the house. "It finally good to be pure human again!" Rob said with joy. "Wait, let me go test it" Zubin ran to the restroom and turned on the sink. He got a hand full of water and dumped all over his face and neck. No scales. He was relived. The only last person was Ross. He was in his shared room putting on some clothes. Ross walked out. He was also purely human. "Good job Andy!" Ross said giving Andrew a pat on the back for making the potions. Andrew blushed furiously not used to the negative person in the group complimenting him. "Hey, do you guys know where Joe is?" Andrew asked concerned. "I'm pretty sure he's out in the woods, but that was hours ago." Ross said. " He got mad at us for some fucking reason." Rob said not wanting to go out to the woods. "We gotta find him though, we don't want another darker variant of Ross, or that case, replace Joe with Casey." Zubin protested. Ross gave him a dirty look.
-Out in the woods-
"Dude, we're not gonna find Joe! We've been looking for thousands of hou- *Noises from the bush* - Surprise bitches." Rob started before getting startled by heard a voice. It was Joe. "Finally Joe! We've been looking for hours!- Quiet." Rob said before Joe, once again said something. Rob went silent. "Sit your ass down." Joe commanded. Rob sat down on a near by log thinking Joe would say something like why he's mad or something else. Instead Joe teased Rob by saying, "Awww, look at the little puppy listing to my commands." Then Joe had a wicked smile across his face. "He won't mind if he became one won't he?" Joe said. "Wait, what." Rob said backing away before a zap was heard. Ears, claws, and a tail appeared. "NOT COOL. I just became human, like, 2 seconds ago!" Rob protested. "Wait, it's gotta looks real." Joe said and waved his hand up and slungshot it forwards at Rob's left hand. Bleed marks. Rob screamed and howled in pain. "Good boy." Joe said proud of his work with a sly face. Andrew comforted Rob. "How come you comforted him and not me?" Joe said looking disappointed at Andrew. "Because your using the jewelry from the SFGE for evil instead of good!" Andrew said looking at Joe. "How about you join Rob huh? Be a cuddly teddy bear and all." Joe said.
The tallies lost Joe and are trying to find him out in the woods. They find him but Joe's kinda mad at them still and magically curses them (I don't want to use the term insane because of what Joe's going through). Now of course they all have to find something and make Joe forgive them and turn them back.
Something weird was happening to the Tallies. Rob started it all. Rob’s phone was dead. He had no other way to call his friends, so he used a telephone booth. "Please put in the number of the designated call." a voice said after Rob paid. Rob was half asleep because it was 12:00 AM ET. He needed Zubin to pick him up because he was in his drunken state. He was at a bar and the bartender added something in Rob's drink. Now, Rob was dizzy. He decided to call Zubin. He wasn't paying attention to what he was dialing in the phone box. It just appeared as colors and shapes in the dim street lights. "Congratulations Mr. Cantor, you are now a spy. We are finding new recruits to start the forces of good and end the forces of evil. We need 4 extra members and since you are tracked down on our monitor right now, we'll be at your house at 2 P.M. ET tomorrow." A lady's voice said. Then, Zubin's voice suddenly came up. "Hello, Zubin Sedghi of Ann Arbor. Who's this?" "Hey Zubes, it's me, Rob. Can you pick me up?"
The next day was quite silent. Joe was sleeping, Zubin and Rob were playing chess, Andrew was making a house out of toothpicks, and Ross was just peacefully eating a sandwich and watching Andrew. A knock was heard. Ross got up and opened the door. "Hello, this is the SFGE (Special Forces of Good & Evil),” A Lady said. She looked about 5’8”. She was American-Chinese. She also had a nametag in the shape of an oval with Mei Chang engraved onto it. ”Wait wha-” Ross said before getting cut off by Ms. Chang asking, “Wait, how many people are in here?” Ross had an unamused face."Uhh, 5, why? Do you want Rob or something?" Ross said with an attitude. "Hey Rob! I think your ex is here!" Ross exclaimed. Then his shirt was suddenly pulled forward. "Listen here young man, we do not mess around here. We are a special government agency and we have the right to put you in a cell in the headquarters of the SFGE with no food or water… Ross Steven Federman. Kudos?" The lady said furiously. Her eyes no longer had a shine. Her voice was hotter than magma jumping out a volcano. She looked like she had enough power to melt plastic with her stare which, surprisingly (maybe not), she cannot. "K-Kudos." Ross replied in fear not wanting to be ‘decapitated’ he thought. "That's what I thought." The lady continued. "Uhm, Hi." Rob said. "Oh,” Rob said, surprised. “Weren't you the voice from the telephone box yesterday?" Rob continued on. Quite surprising for him to remember… unless you know the band really well. If you do, you’d know why he has a good memory while being drunk or drugged. "Well done Mr. Cantor, you're right. We'll be taking you and your...friends to the headquarters."
"Here we are in the headquarters. Please watch your step.” Ms. Chang said. The Tallies seemed to be in a top secret government agency. It looked a lot like the movie 'Get Smart’. Or more preferably the office in ‘Get Smart's Bruce and Lloyd Out of Control’. “Now, since there are five of you you will all be assigned different roles. Joseph R. Hawley will be a service spy along side with Robert H. Cantor and Zubin Sedghi." The lady said. "What about me and Ross?" Andrew asked. "Well, have you ever heard of potions Ross? I'll teach you some basics. And Andrew, you're good at technology, right?" A jolly young man, around their age, asked. He had blond slicked back hair and thick black glasses. His name tag read Oliver D. Hampton with small words at the bottom that read "Chemist". Andrew nodded to the question. "Alright! You'll be a...cyber-operative. You can be aside Ross doing stuff and check in with Joe, Rob, or Zubin. You two can also be backup!" Mr. Hampton said gladly. "Mr. Hampton, I advise you to not interrupt while Ms. Chang is speaking to others. But, I might as well agree with Mr. Hampton." A lady said. She was tall and thin with red/orange hair. The haircut was a ruffly and long, just like ocean waves. She also had bangs. The lady was wearing a white trench coat and a short skirt both cream colored. Her shoes were different aside from her hair. They were big combat boots that left no foot print or noise everywhere she walked. "Sorry Mrs. Maguire. Oh- and the sea prism is missing." Oliver said. "The what-? The sea prism? You're joking aren't you?" Mrs. M (we might was well call Mrs. Maguire that now) asked in disbelief. "Oh well then that'll be your first quest." Mrs. M continued. "Are we getting paid?" Joe said. Andrew kicked him in the leg. Joe let out a small yelp from the kick. "Well, for the risk of humanity and your lives!" Ms. Chang said. "She means no- BE QUIET OLIVER!" Mr. Hampton started before Ms. Chang silenced him. "So where is it? In the sea? You want us to go in a submarine or something?' Rob asked. "No, but something more exciting, Dimension Hoppers." Ms. Chang said. She held out random jewelry. A silver panja bracelet with blue jewels, an antique gold bracelet with yellow gems decorating it, a silver leg anklet with red star gem, silver ring with a green feather shaped gem, and an entirely silver choker decorated in stars. "Really jewelry?" Joe said in an unamused face. "Dude, this is a spy facility, remember?" Rob said. "What do you think this is? Some show called Miraculous Ladybug?" Rob continued. "No, never heard of it." Joe said. "Yeah, 'cause I made it up." Rob continued mocking Joe. That show would later come to existence because of them. Each of the tallies grabbed a gem by their following tie color. They all fitted perfectly. "How do you use this?" Zubin asked. Ms. Change held out a purple bracelet and put it on. Now these "magical gems" on your bracelet can open a portal instantly. Watch." She slungshot her hand backwards and repelled her hand forward as a blue portal appeared. The dim glowing amazed the Tallies. "See? Cool huh?" Ms. Chang said. "Hey Mei! Come here!" Mr. Hampton said. “Now you know how it works, you can do it yourselves!” Ms. Chang said before running over to Mr. Hampton. Mrs. M told the Tallies, “Your first objective is to retrieve the Sea Prism. Now be careful, the portals have some effects.”. “Wait, we don’t have any spy experience. How will we pull it off?” Rob asked. “You just wing it, now move!” Ms. M said forcefully as the Tallies disappeared into the blue portal. They felt their skin disintegrating in an unpainful way. The Tallies were going to meet themselves in a whole new world. It may later on be their side career being in the SFGE. Who knows?
PT 3 OF MY AU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By the time Joe & Rob looked back, it was to late. Andrew and Ross looked in horror, their best friend/bassist/band member had melted into a blue, gooey, puddle. "Zubin, Zubin," Rob said rushing over to the puddle "No, no, this can't be." Rob continued. Melancholy hung over than members as they look down at Zubin with pity in their hearts. "Well, what should we do with him?" Andrew said looking up. "He isn't dead, but we gotta go to the warehouse to grab the antidote." Joe said. "Ross, look after Andrew and Zubi-" Joe said until is was cut off by Rob valiantly said "No, Zubin is coming with us, I don't care if he's puddle, he's still my friend." Joe replied with a slight 'tsk, tsk, tsk'
"What'd I miss?" Joe said. "Not much." Rob said mumbling a bit. he grabbed and icicle that was on top on Mount Everest which somehow never melted, dragon's blood, & The Philosopher's Stone from the Harry Potter AU. He put them in the order icicle, blood, and stone. He muttered something and in a quick flash all the items turned into an antidote. Thanks to the antidote, Zubin won't melt for hours. Joe poured the antidote in the glass. Slowly, the slime reformed back into Zubin. "Bleh, I feel like mol-" Zubin was interrupted by the two hugging him tightly. "Group hug ? Alright, bring it in." Zubin said hugging them.
PT 3 OF MY AU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By the time Joe & Rob looked back, it was to late. Andrew and Ross looked in horror, their best friend/bassist/band member had melted into a blue, gooey, puddle. "Zubin, Zubin," Rob said rushing over to the puddle "No, no, this can't be." Rob continued. Melancholy hung over than members as they look down at Zubin with pity in their hearts. "Well, what should we do with him?" Andrew said looking up. "He isn't dead, but we gotta go to the warehouse to grab the antidote." Joe said. "Ross, look after Andrew and Zubi-" Joe said until is was cut off by Rob valiantly said "No, Zubin is coming with us, I don't care if he's puddle, he's still my friend." Joe replied with a slight 'tsk, tsk, tsk'
Joe has been calling Zubin and Rob for the past two weeks. He was on vacation and on the 15th day Joe was finally coming home. "Why is Joe not here yet? It's been like, a trillion hours since he showed me a picture of him landing in DTW. He shouldn't take this long." Rob complained. "I guess you're right." Zubin said. They were both watching re-runs of some random TV show.
Ughhhhh, where is he?" Rob groaned. "Be quite baby, he's going to be here soon." Zubin said comforting Rob and giving him a kiss on the head. "Y'know what, I'm going to call him. " Rob said. He whipped out his phone and opened it. It texted a few things and a ringtone was heard from Rob's phone. "Hey, this is Joseph R. Hawley. I'm not here right now so, like, leave a voice message." “You okay?” Zubin asked, setting a hand onto the older man's shoulder. “Oh- yeah! Just worried about Joe...” Rob said nervously. He was startled so he panicked. It was like a little quirk of his. “I knew he would, otherwise I’d- never mind..” Rob spoke, quickly cutting himself off. "What'd you tell Joe?" Zubin asked sounding a bit concerned. "Nothin' but, he said he'd be a couple minutes late." Rob said murmuring not paying attention to Zubin. "MINUTES? It's been 3 fucking hours Rob. Jesus Christ!" Zubin said laughing. "I'm bored though." Rob complained. "Then let's watch a movie." Zubin suggested. "No, like sex. I haven't gotten a dick from Joe for 2 weeks and I'm so fucking horny." Rob whined. "I'm your boyfriend too, who said I couldn't fuck you?" Zubin said getting up to give Rob a kiss on his mouth. Zubin growls as he grabs Rob pins him to a nearby wall and marks his neck , Rob just lets out a slutty moan which just fuels Zubin to do more to him. "Mmmm~ fuck baby." Zubin said. "You look so sexy like this, my little whore." Zubin praises. Rob shudders in pleasure surrendering himself to Zubin fully. "Good boy." Zubin praises to Rob again which Rob gets turned on to even more. Zubin bit down on Rob's neck and sucking on it lightly. Rob lets out a needy moan. A fresh hickey was left on Rob's neck. Zubin planted a kiss on it and started undressing himself. Rob noticed and quickly undone his pants to be left with his underwear. A huge bulge was straining his boxers. His cock was hard as ever. Zubin turned Rob around by placing his hands on Rob's waist. Rob moaned due to the pleasure of where Zubin touched him. Zubin chuckles softly and slaps Rob's ass aggressively leaving a red handprint which Rob shivers and squirms to. Rob couldn't handle it any more. He just wanted Zubin's cock. "P-please." Rob begged. "Please what?" Zubin said grinning a bit. "P-please Zubin! I need your cock, I'll be a whore for you if it means I get to cum..!" Zubin smiled and took off his boxers. A big, thick, about 8 inch cock sprung out. Rob got down to his knees and marveled at the cock before Zubin grabbed his hair and forced his face to his cock. Like a good slut he was, Rob started sucking the tip of Zubin's cock tasting the pre-cum. Rob was teasing him giving him kitten licks on the tip. "A-ah s-stop teasing my c-cock and suck it you slut or you're not getting fucked." Zubin complained. Rob wanted the get fucked badly so he started deep-throating Zubin. "F-fuck, you're so good Bobby~." Zubin said looking up with his eyes closed shut. Rob started sucking faster and faster. His eyes were watery. "Ba-baby, I'm going to cum~." Zubin moaned. Rob took his head off Zubin's cock with a slight 'pop'. "Fuck me~, Zubin." Rob moaned. He was on the ground with his hands and knees arching over. "Gladly." Zubin said positioning himself over Rob. Zubin finally thrusted in. He didn't even start out slowly. He just thrusted in and out of him harshly not sparing any mercy for him. Rob just moaned loudly like the little submissive slut he was. He was moaning in pleasure and pain. " Who's a good slut Robbie~?, You are ~! " Zubin praised once again. Occasionally thrusting in and out faster and faster over and over again. " You feel so good my love ~. " Zubin continued praising. "Ngh~" Rob moaned. "Ah~, AH~!" Rob moaned loudly as Zubin hit his G-spot.
"I'm close Bobby."
"Me too."
And with that Rob came all over the ground and Zubin came inside Rob's ass. "Ahhh~" Rob said lying on the ground. His vison has gone white. Zubin was lying next to Rob cuddling him. Rob snuggled up to Zubin. Zubin got up and carried Rob to his bed gave him a kiss on the forehead. The doorbell rang. Zubin put some clothes on and opened the door. "Hey, Zubin!" Joe said. "Hey Joe!" Zubin replied. "Where's Rob?" Joe asked. "I just finished fucking him, he's sleeping."
"Awwww, that little slut missed me, huh?" Joe said.
I was watching Clone High today. I saw a bunch of famous people on there (JFK, Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, etc.). I thought to my self of other random people on there. Then, I thought of two singers, Rob Cantor & Oliva Rodrigo. Now they're both 16 (ignore the 20 year age gap) and I feel like they are PERFECT for each other. Then maybe they go into a break up because Oliva makes songs about her exes and Rob kinda does the same. In the song "Get Him Back" there's the lyrics
He said he's six-foot-two, and I'm like, "Dude, nice try"
But he was so much fun and he had such weird friends
And he would take us out to parties and the night would never end
Another song, another club, another bar, another dance
And guess what? ROB IS SIX-FOOT-TWO. Also, another song, parties, bar, etc.? That sounds like gig stuff tbh. Weird friends? Name one way you could describe the members of Tally Hall, maybe even Joe Hawley. It's like if Oliva wrote a break up song for Rob! Now this song is obviously it's for someone else, not Rob but it goes well.
Oliva is a Pisces (February 20) & Rob is a Virgo (August 26) and Pisces and Virgos go well together.
Rob just makes songs about how love bites. Oof.
Also, they are both guitarists.
ALSO, Yellow (Known to be Rob's color) and Purple (Known to be Oliva's color) are complementary colors. It's like Yin & Yang (Tally Hall reference?!?!?!?!?!?)
Oliva's very sensitive and so is Rob. They're kinda like the same person at this point.
Ross and Joe were wandering in the woods with Rob and Zubin. Andrew had to stay home because he had some people coming over.
"We're going to the lake wanna come? Joe asked.
"Nah, I'm fine" Ross said.
As Ross stayed back he wandered around out of boredom and curiosity. He walked without a care and into the middle of the woods. He spotted a thing glimmering through the branches. He looked back. He saw a bit of Joe and Rob and so he thought "I can join them later.". As he approached the chest he- 'pop' . What? did he just heard a- 'ROAR'. Must've been hi- "HOLY FUC-" Ross screamed a blast of fire was about to obliterate him. As he turned into the direction of where the fire came from. There where no burn marks anywhere. On the ground? None. Joe, Rob, and Zubin quickly rushed over. "Are you okay?" Joe asked. "Did you get bit by a wolf?" Rob asked. "Did some siren hypnotize you?" Zubin asked. "Yes, no, and no." Ross said. "I just saw some fire shot out of the sky, it's probably my imagination." Ross continued. "Alright kid, but be careful." Joe said half joking. As the primary trio walked back Ross got close to the chest and opened it. Inside was a silver necklace with a shiny grey dragon charm. Ross reached inside to grab it but hesitated before he did. " YO, ROSS, WE GOTTA GO, ANDREW NEEDS US!" Joe hollered. Ross ran leaving the chest half open.
Each day Ross wore the necklace, the effects kept getting worse and worse. His nails became claws and scales started to grow a bit. Ross became clumsier too. He often found Ann Arbor WAY to cold for him after wearing the necklace. Joe thought it was weird since Ross loved snowball fights with him. But ever since they visited Lake Michigan in the summer, he hated the snow. In fact, the snow would melt around him everywhere he walked.
Andrew was not sick anymore but he noticed Ross was acting a bit strange. Last gig, he lit a cigarette by blowing fire out of his mouth. Andrew found it surprising that Ross found it surprising that he could breath fire. Ross also had some scales around his drum kit and bed. Now Andrew was on the bottom bunk of their shared room and Ross was on top so there were always grey scales around when Andrew woke up. Ross was last to wake up so he never noticed he shed because Andrew always cleaned it up.
-10 A.M.-
"Mornin' Ross" Andrew said. "Morning." Ross replied. He yawned and- WOAH. Did Ross just breathed out fire? Andrew looked in awe. "WOAHHH, DID YOU JUST BREATH FIRE?!" Andrew asked. Ross quickly covered his mouth. "Wait right here." Andrew said. He ran out of their shared room and into Rob and Zubin's. "Guys come look!" Andrew said excitedly. Rob quickly got up from his bed. He laid his laptop on the bed. It was a Toshiba U505-S2930. Zubin was reading a book. He didn't move and looked at Ross in confusion. "Wh- AGH" Zubin was about to ask before Rob yanked him out of bed and dragged him into the room. Joe stormed out of his room as he heard all the noise from the room and ran into the Ross and Andrew's room. Inside was a grey and medium sized dragon. It was Ross. "Did you put a spell on Ross or something?" Joe asked. "No, but he suddenly breathed fire!" Andrew replied. "So that makes 3 of us now!" Rob said happily. "3 what?" Zubin asked. "3 animals. a wolf, fish, and dragon!" Rob said excitedly. Ross looked very unamused but accepted it.