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Synchronized mobula rays catching waves 🌊

Steve Harringron in season 1 of Stranger Things is the most character. He did some bad stuff and immediately went "Aw, beans. That wasn't cool. I better go apologize" at which point The Plot he'd been blissfully unaware of for the entire show immediately tried to eat him.

natalieironside

Steve: "Hey Nancy I wanted to apologize for--"

Nancy, cocking a gun: "Wall's haunted."

violetsandshrikes

Save The Kiwi NZ has announced that on Saturday 13th August 2:46am, “Tor” has hatched - the first kiwi chick of the season!

ironpour

spookyfbi

This is like one of those art house horror movies with symbolism I don’t understand except I understand what this is trying to convey perfectly holy crap

maeofthedead

Same energy

thenimbus-deactivated20200907

nominee for best tiktok of 2020 holy shit i got chills

mortimermcmirestinks

this is the only tiktok I’ve ever seen that has managed to evoke this profound, deep terror from me, and that is not a joke

altospaceangel

When future generations ask what it was like living through COVID, just show them this

deafmic

This tiktok specifically has destroyed my sense of humor because now I wake up everyday and think to myself "good morning, it's time for MAYONNAISE" and immediately cry laughing

punkrorschach

afeelgoodblog

The kid will cherish this for their whole life. If they remember it.

theroseandthebeast

ostdrossel

Double puff, just to be safe.

higher-noon

This is the most ghibli-esc movement I’ve ever seen an animal make

bleat31337-deactivated20221104

all-pacas

so, i live on the fourth floor of an apartment building that faces a fairly busy street; it’s on a hill so car noises are pretty regular over the course of the day. because i’m high above the street, you obviously can’t see the cars unless you look out the window, right? but sometimes the sun reflects off the car roofs or whatever, and so there’ll be a light on my ceiling as a car passes by.

so my cat? whenever he hears a loud engine, day or night, he looks at my ceiling. even if there is no refraction going on. to him, those are the sounds of light on the ceiling. sometimes the light appears and there is a loud noise. it’s 8pm and a truck just passed and he watched the ceiling as the car moved past my windows – no reflection this time of night, but trucks are ceiling creatures and i just think that’s such a like – it’s a good correlation, buddy!! you figured it out!! you’re wrong but you’re so smart!!

all-pacas

this is NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING FROM THIS POST but anyway here’s my cat stalking trucks (on the ceiling)

all-pacas

25 hours later and rip my phone battery and i’m thinking i should’ve named my cat plato….or y’know……….at all

all-pacas

response to some common tags on this post:

yes he is a handsome and fluffy boy

yes he sits super weird all the time he’s a proper young gentleman

yes that chair has been through it; no one else touches it anymore it’s been surrendered to his control

no i did not ever name him he’s a shadowy figure of mystery (we call him fluffbutt)

no i had not really heard of plato’s cave before but boy do i know it now

professorsparklepants

Walking barefoot to hunt down dinner in order to provide for my family.

professorsparklepants

Takeout got delivered to the wrong address and I had to steal it off the neighbor's porch

sorun-var-deactivated20221025

Strawberry Hill House—a Gothic Revival villa that was built in Twickenham, London 1749

bethfuller

does anyone have that unsettling oil painting of a dark window with a sheet leading out into the darkness? it did the rounds on tumblr a while ago and i need itttt

bethfuller

YES THANK YOU

Dragan Bibin, Dead of Night

1989nihil

@lee-and-other-things

i don’t… see a dog??? 👀

havocthecat

I can’t unsee the dog now that I can see it

viennabybillyjoel-deactivated20

Now if she does it like this will you do it like that now if she touches like this will you touch her right back now if she moves like this will you move like that come on

kitty

little-brisk-archive

ppl who get critical of like… white middle class extinction rebellion protestors and like… jane fonda, because “they can afford to get arrested” like… that is the point? the point is to use your privilege to put yourself in the way of things. if you are white and middle class in the u.s. and the u.k. you can occupy waterloo bridge, or city hall, or the capitol steps, and you can refuse to move when a cop tells you to, and the worst thing that will happen to you is a fine you can afford to pay. (you might also sustain some injuries, to be fair we must acknowledge that that is not negligible.) the point is you cause disruption by putting your privileged body in the way, where you create disruption that forces attention to be drawn to what you are saying, and you do this because you can afford to. if you are jane fonda you also wear a jaunty hat and smile smugly because you are the safest person on earth, and also it makes the cops look real dumb. it’s the point!