a gremlin

Maitlin, 25, Big fan of cool bugs!

[iavenjqasdf-deactivated20240911]

i dont trust baobabs they look like someone hastily resized a tree in ms paint

[iavenjqasdf-deactivated20240911]

WHICH IS WHICH

[chronicowboy]

where are all the posts about our very own badass maria rambeau?

single mother? ✔

woc? ✔

skilled pilot?✔

tester pilot therefore more chance of stuff going wrong?✔

1 of 3 women pilots?✔

shoots at alien race of born warriors?✔

flies a plane of refugee aliens whilst being shot at and chased by evil aliens?✔

crashes into a kree?✔

opens her home to refugee aliens?✔

maria is one badass woman

[memewhore]

[folktaylor]

me? being someone’s type? unrealistic

[shmaptain-shmericaa]

any time a new movie comes out and marvel needs a way to show its connected to the bigger cinematic universe

[zonerbonerz]

riveting conversation with my dear friend this evening

[thatsbelievable]

Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

[clownclownclown]

It’s like a dishwasher

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

[eggsyprice]

klaus: talking to ben in the backseat of diego’s car

diego:

[seriouslyfuckbatman]

[whitmanic]

My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around

[whitmanic]

Okay I’m so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like. Really funny. I’m so sorry

[bigasspants]

wtf dogs lose their teeth. also who the fuck keeps baby teeth that’s horrific

[pottamux]

My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth.

[chambylin]

wait what. how many teeth do you have im so confused.

[pottamux]

I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause I’d had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk.

[whitmanic]

I’m sorry what you grew teeth like a shark? What?

[shadovvlurking]

When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored

[whitmanic]

Excuse me?

[kallypsowrites]

This post is like getting punched repeatidly, but from a different angle each time

[kayleesprettypinkdress]

At some point I decided I didn’t want the tooth fairy to have my teeth so I put them in a small metal box the fairy couldn’t touch and they’re all still there.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Don’t let people make fun of you for liking japanese culture.

I am living in japan right now and let me tell ya:

There are people here who can’t speak or understand English who play nothing but Missy elliot and ludacris, even in businesses like housing offices and restaurants.

There are people who have cowboy hats and dead cow skulls in their home because they idolize what they assume American homes are like.

There are people who learn English strictly through music videos and American television shows.

There are entire karaoke bars with english songs often sung by people who have no idea what the lyrics mean.

Japan often takes American shows like the powerpuff girls and make japanese versions of them.

They often mistake common Americans for celebrities. I have been mistaken for Micheal jordan, tiger woods, Shaquille o'neal, Tyler perry, and saddest of all: queen latifa.

The act of sprinkling English into your japanese sentences is considered cute and cool and is popular with teenagers. Bonus points if you happen to use it correctly.

Japanese stores sell shirts with english on them and people buy them not knowing that most of those word combinations are nonsense.

Don’t let someone shame you for singing an anime opening, using japanese in your sentences, wearing clothing with japanese on it, ect. If anything, this is just one more thing that you have in common with them.

[postingmachine9000]

The American/Japanese cultural exchange is so pure and wonderful and I love it so much

[jordasn]

OK BUT RESONATE WITH THE SHIRT THING THOUGH

My Chinese relatives buy me shirts from China with English letters on them hoping I think it’s cool

I have a shirt that says “Hi Quality Uality”

It’s amazing

[cheshireinthemiddle]

It happens alot.

[downpoursofmoonlitraindrops]

And then what’s really great is Americans getting tattoos of Chinese characters thinking they mean one thing when they really don’t

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Also a topic where the reverse happens.

[mrelisha26]

lemme tell you..i have been in a grocery store in Japan and heard the unedited Get Low playin over the intercom..it was literally a Katt Williams moment

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Oh, unsensored songs are pretty common.

I should not be hearing an unsensored ‘Magic Stick’ playing at a family restaurant.

And the best thing is when literally no one shows that they understand what is being said.

[kazoomusic]

I was in a Chinese cafe one time and they had obviously put on their “fuck you” playlist. I mean, uncensored versions of Fuck You by Lilly Allen, Fuck You by Cee-lo Green, etc. No one else had any idea.

[kazoomusic]

Oh, also, I got my favorite shirt ever in a little tchotchky store in Sichuan:

[cheshireinthemiddle]

More

[misanthropistok]

that last one got me holy shit.

[geibuchan-deactivated20250804]

                       i wish i had

                never met you

      TOUCH             MY              BUTT

then there would be mo need to imprese you

  o need to want you.No naed for. loring you

    No need tar crying over you.Noneed for

  heartbreaks.No nead for paln oru tears.No

    neard for forgoure promises .nead for

[joy-in-opera]

For every american teenager that is screaming the lyrics to their favorite anime opening, there’s likely at least 1 or 2 Japanese teens singing English profanities at a karaoke bar.

[inactivenow1234-deactivated2023]

This is what all the clothes at underground malls in South Korea look like 

[babelady]

i just learned that mosquitoes pee on u after sucking ur blood what if vampires did the same thing

[uuddlrlrba-start]

do you take constructive criticism?

[babelady]

what part of my implication that there might be vampires into pissplay requires criticism

[wellbutrinboy]

how many times have i licked the salt lamp in my room since i got it? well that is just my own sweet and sexy secret

[jui-ci-fer]

Op is a deer

[babymonstera-deactivated2020112]

[oomshi]

[mediokurrr-deactivated20200405]

CMON SEWING CLASS LETS GET SICKENING

[shithotawkward]

[bourgeoisea-deactivated20190110]

death drop!!

[diddly-darn-ghost]

i drew a round bird today!!!!!!!

[diddly-darn-ghost]

haha PSYCH i drew like a fucc ton of round birds today

[the-scarlet-bitch]

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