that other wolf inside you

(the gayer one)

[burnttoast7272]

ok let’s start smth. you can either comment or reblog but how did you find tumblr? like did you randomly stumble upon it?

UPDATE: i found it bc i searched up katseye on safari, then next to wattpad… there was a fanfic on tumblr which made me go ‘hmm… what is this 😝’

@avanzinibananin1 @chr0nically-b0red @st4rv1ngd0gsalwaysbite @extra-extra-unhinged @sourmeiyok @unevenlee @toadally-gay @phaelusion @cazeeee @meganswhxre @ihighkeylovewomen @danielasleftpinkytoe0471 @manonz-manz @bloodredpeach @coneyislandts @i-like-drawing-ssumtimes @hardal201 @raventhecrispy-offical @toastyghostie87 @potatoanarchist @respectfullybiasedreader @walking-mushroom @this-orange-anon024 @theyearningidol @hopingitdontbreak @frogdadmechsuit @coppperrrcoinnnn @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @thefangirlsarah7 @raymond-drawss @skiendielific @visionsoffutile @randomperson868 @reiziji @atthispointeverythingischaos @wtfamidoinghere12 @soda-pop-22 @meiyokstarr @fayonette @sunnaestt @atlasbonesadd1ct @iwanttogohomee @strawberrystrap69 @ertizoel @jjtheroyal2 @written-by-music @unevenlee @ilovekatseyeilovekatseye

[raventhecrispyreblogs-offical]

I had just gotten my phone and I had seen those famous Tumblr reposts on Pinterest.

Pintrest was okay, but I wanted more social media. Reddit is a hell hole (in my experience), Instagram feels too fake and petty, Facebook is for old people, Twitter is also a hell hole (according to a bunch of other people), I already had YouTube, and I was afraid that Tik-tok would rot my attention span.

Needless to say, I promptly made a Tumblr account.

@gus-offical @grisha-offical @genyasafin-detector-offical @kinkajou-offical @b0red-artist-13-offical @trans-cousin-officaln @evil-pukicho-real-offical @caine-offical2 @evil-lemon-shark-offical @eredin-offical @breadcrumb-offical @the-second-wolf-official @poetry-official @drop-bear-offical @snom-offical @francuim-offical @blood-god-offical @evil-no-one-offical @orphanage-for-officals @walmart-job-certificate-offical @catlovet-offical @ouppy-offical @whimsical-stars-strung @experiment-offical

[the-second-wolf-official]

// author of one of my fav ao3 fics posted art of said fic here. so. 😔

open tags

[jaybir-the-sillie]

is there a way to join the officalverse like do i just walk in there or is it a cult that i have to do initiation for like genuinely what even are these people

[raventhecrispyreblogs-offical]

its very easy. Add -offical to the end of your blog name and continue existing

Unless you're like unexisting-offical or something like that

I recommend tagging offical blogs and eating uranium to attract attention from the officalverse

[caine-fictkin]

dont worry crispy raven, ive already joined.... as myself!!!

(please notice me internet people im begging y)

CAINE OUT!!!!

[the-second-wolf-official]

greetings, uh... teeth thing...

[uranium-235-offical]

Intro post

*LAUGHS MANICALLY*

I am uranium-235! I'm not like the other isotopes, I'm more unstable! I'm just going to exist, being unstable. Please do not fling neutrons at me or I will start a fission reaction and there would be a big explosion.

In-character posts will be in bold text and out of character posts will be in normal text.

Tags:

I'm not like the other isotopes - talking with @uranium-offical

KABOOM - somebody has flung neutrons at me

Being unstable - I'm being unstable

Uranium reblogs - for reblogs

Uranium yaps - I'm talking about shit

Nuclear decay - I'm undergoing a nuclear reaction, weather that be fusion or fission

@costco-offical @satan-offical @normal-offical @no-one-offical @not-offical-offical @king-of-oreo @red-official @ribbit-tadc-offical @un-official-river @unsatan-offical @lead-official @james-offical @man-offical @asexual-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @penny-offical @vox-official @river-official @germany-official @the-light-offical @the-scuba-diver-offical @the-second-wolf-official @garlic-bread-cult-offical @snail-official @iron-offical @ninovium-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @uranium-offical @superhero-offical @lemon-shark-offical @lemonade-offical @laciffo-natas @supervillain-offical @evilhag-offical @evilpineapple-offical @the-scp-foundation-offical @evil-silly-arson-frog-offical @silly-lil-guy-offical @potasium-offical @thorium-offical @chlorine-offical @neon-offical @plutonium-offical @iridium-offical @tin-offical @antimony-offical @coin-offical @ninovium-offical @titanium-offical

[the-second-wolf-official]

hm... what happems if i bite uranium 235

[uranium-235-offical]

Intro post

*LAUGHS MANICALLY*

I am uranium-235! I'm not like the other isotopes, I'm more unstable! I'm just going to exist, being unstable. Please do not fling neutrons at me or I will start a fission reaction and there would be a big explosion.

In-character posts will be in bold text and out of character posts will be in normal text.

Tags:

I'm not like the other isotopes - talking with @uranium-offical

KABOOM - somebody has flung neutrons at me

Being unstable - I'm being unstable

Uranium reblogs - for reblogs

Uranium yaps - I'm talking about shit

Nuclear decay - I'm undergoing a nuclear reaction, weather that be fusion or fission

@costco-offical @satan-offical @normal-offical @no-one-offical @not-offical-offical @king-of-oreo @red-official @ribbit-tadc-offical @un-official-river @unsatan-offical @lead-official @james-offical @man-offical @asexual-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @penny-offical @vox-official @river-official @germany-official @the-light-offical @the-scuba-diver-offical @the-second-wolf-official @garlic-bread-cult-offical @snail-official @iron-offical @ninovium-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @uranium-offical @superhero-offical @lemon-shark-offical @lemonade-offical @laciffo-natas @supervillain-offical @evilhag-offical @evilpineapple-offical @the-scp-foundation-offical @evil-silly-arson-frog-offical @silly-lil-guy-offical @potasium-offical @thorium-offical @chlorine-offical @neon-offical @plutonium-offical @iridium-offical @tin-offical @antimony-offical @coin-offical @ninovium-offical @titanium-offical

[the-second-wolf-official]

hm what happems if i bite uranium 235

[the-second-wolf-official]

is falling down kinda an addiction

like in the sense that the longer you do it for the worse it feels when you stop

[the-second-wolf-official]

seeing a spider is scary

but you know what's scarier?

suddenly not seeing the spider anymore.

[food-inspector-offical]

Intro post

Hi! I'm here to make sure everyone follows the fda regulations.

I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH ANY GOVERNMENTAL ORGANIZATION THIS BLOG IS A JOKE BLOG.

Feel free to let me know if anyone is violating the fda regulations. I will deal with any violations swiftly.

Edit: For legal reasons any "advice" I give is a joke. I am not a lawyer and take anything I say with a grain of salt.

@costco-offical @satan-offical @normal-offical @no-one-offical @not-offical-offical @king-of-oreo @red-official @ribbit-tadc-offical @un-official-river @unsatan-offical @lead-official @james-offical @man-offical @asexual-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @penny-offical @vox-official @river-official @germany-official @the-light-offical @the-scuba-diver-offical @the-second-wolf-official @garlic-bread-cult-offical @snail-official @iron-offical @ninovium-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @uranium-offical @superhero-offical @lemon-shark-offical @lemonade-offical @laciffo-natas @supervillain-offical @evilhag-offical @evilpineapple-offical @the-scp-foundation-offical @evil-silly-arson-frog-offical @silly-lil-guy-offical @authentic-skittle-eater, @ruler-of-nothing-important, @annichishana, @sirsamueloflydia, @zeta-finnish, @hekate-offical, @3rte, @starryskies-andfireflies, @ace-of-5pades, @rand0mth3r1an, @tadrat, @purple-dinosaur27, @obssess-over-ink-on-dead-trees, @cleaning-spray-offical @7-flavors-of-bones @transgarlicbreadlover, @cedar-slaughter @lesbianadhdchaos, @skyknight-402, @the-unity-collective, @not-the-bees-again, @diddle-juice-drinker, @thegayriley, @blueberryy45, @astrella-is-stupid, @imjusthereformyfandoms07, @plauge-crane, @mintyfresh2763, @storymodeas, @ambiguious-cactus-offical,

[the-second-wolf-official]

hm... ffoo d...

[james-offical]

break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat bar. Type glorp

glorp

[raventhecrispyreblogs-offical]

glorp glorp

Reblog and type glorp glorp

@normal-offical @no-one-offical @not-offical-offical @king-of-oreo @red-official @ribbit-tadc-offical @un-official-river @unsatan-offical @lead-official @james-offical @man-offical @asexual-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @penny-offical @vox-official @river-official @germany-official @the-light-offical@the-scuba-diver-offical @the-second-wolf-official @satan-offical

[the-second-wolf-official]

glorp... glorp? glorp.

[in-the-closet-offical]

Intro post

This blog is an officalverse blog about a girl who hasn't realized they're trans yet. I may or may not be using this blog to process some of my own gender things.

Soo... yeah.

@satan-offical @normal-offical @no-one-offical @not-offical-offical @king-of-oreo @red-official @ribbit-tadc-offical @un-official-river @unsatan-offical @lead-official @james-offical @man-offical @asexual-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @penny-offical @vox-official @river-official @germany-official @the-light-offical@the-scuba-diver-offical @the-second-wolf-official @garlic-bread-cult-offical @snail-official @iron-offical @ninovium-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @uranium-offical @superhero-offical @lemon-shark-offical @lemonade-offical @laciffo-natas @supervillain-offical @evilhag-offical @evilpineapple-offical @the-scp-foundation-offical @evil-silly-arson-frog-offical @silly-lil-guy-offical

[the-second-wolf-official]

egg... not edible kind? hello egg

[better-con-con-offical]

Help this is like the 9th officalverse blog I've made in 5 months

Okay so like, this is a one-off blog made for a joke. DO YOU HEAR ME INTERNET?! THIS IS A JOKE. I DO NOT ACTUALLY SELL ANYTHING AND THIS IS NOT A REAL COMPANY!!!

Anyways, welcome to better-con-con inc. where we help you improve your scamming skills. (For a cut of your scams of course, we're not a charity)

Our mission statement: We'll do anything if you give us enough money

Our vision statement: We envision a future in which you give us all your money

GIVE US YOUR MONEY!

Offical tagging corporate protocol below

@satan-offical @normal-offical @no-one-offical @not-offical-offical @king-of-oreo @red-official @ribbit-tadc-offical @un-official-river @unsatan-offical @lead-official @james-offical @man-offical @river-official @asexual-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @penny-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical @snail-official @iron-offical @ninovium-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @uranium-offical @superhero-offical @lemon-shark-offical @lemonade-offical @laciffo-natas @supervillain-offical @evilhag-offical @evilpineapple-offical @vox-official @river-official @germany-official @the-light-offical @the-scuba-diver-offical @the-second-wolf-official @the-scp-foundation-offical @evil-silly-arson-frog-offical @silly-lil-guy-offical

[the-second-wolf-official]

scamming skills?

sounds intersting but... i dont exactly have human money. as a result of not having opposable thumbs. you know how it goes.

[oat-oatffical-offical]

tis oat :) tis me :)

[the-second-wolf-official]

is edible?

[the-second-wolf-official]

sometimes

i wonder

if i have a habit of falling asleep midsentence

but thenm,lph/1m>,

[tangerine-offical]

im new to the officalverse! hi!!

im a tangerine

i go by he/they prns

i am very citric

[the-second-wolf-official]

sniff sniff

smol orng

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

how do i create a petition to get rid of ai on tumblr

ban of AI on tumblr

yes

no

Voting ended onFeb 14

@tagging-officals-offical, idk spread this shit

[the-second-wolf-official]

the wolf disapproves of clankers

[duck-from-hell-offical]

I just learned about Trump terminating the youth LGBTQ+ hotline…….

who wants to raid the Whitehouse with me? I’ll bring demons from hell, what’ll y’all bring?

[the-second-wolf-official]

uh pack of 33 million homosexual wolves or smt idk

[the-second-wolf-official]

why do you suppose humans like flowers. like, they're just plant reproductive parts.

why do people stare at and sniff tree cooches. tree phalluses, even.

[kafka-offical]

Well, you've caught me..

/ooc

sigh. new blog.

im so feral abt kafka that i can't even comprehend it

but well, hello ^w^

@homosexuality-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @villain-offical @not-offical-offical @duck-from-heaven-official @duck-from-hell-official @radiation-poisoning-offical @gay-news-official @gecko-official

[the-second-wolf-official]

WOAH ITS THE HER ITS MOTHER