Shitpost Deathroll

Even I don't know what this blog is for.

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[eldritch-scrapyard]

Me if you even care

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[delmondo]

Man and beast should absolutely fuse into one perfect being

[eldritch-scrapyard]

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[byjove]

I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.

[byjove]

I think he could do a really good “Hello officer, how are you?” if he had to.

[byjove]

YEAH EXACTLY

[byjove]

Athena is standing behind him whispering the bylaws into his ear.

[emptyheadmybeloved]

hold on i need to look this up

[byjove]

it’s been 15 minutes have you finished reading the Odyssey yet?

[byjove]

[demilypyro]

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

[demilypyro]

[punkitt-is-here]

Surely I'm not the only one who is a little perturbed that Hana has said that she's been bonded to the Granbury since she was 5. Like, surely she doesn't mean she was piloting it then.

Smiles

[eldritch-scrapyard]

[cryptotheism]

[cryptotheism]

Darlings I can't help but feel I've blown a shot at greatness

[eldritch-scrapyard]

[avadcniels]

i HATE when a character has no last name. just boils my blood. how am i supposed to tag them on tumbler.com

[eldritch-scrapyard]

Just go the Sans Undertale route

[ojaiyart]

a doodle for u @thatll-do

[pangur-and-grim]

the under-chin wrinkles are a little challenging

[pangur-and-grim]

you people shouldn’t be allowed to say these things

[hbmmaster]

did you know? some primates have been observed to exhibit "blogging" behavior

[hbmmaster]

who tagged this with "unreality". this is just a fact. a primate wrote this post

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the other day a friend of a friend referred to "busting out of your abdomen like the alien from the Predator films" and I was completely caught off guard. like I guess that's - that's not wrong. the alien was. okay she was in the Predator films. well some of them. but like. she had her own. she's the alien from the Alien films. like. they have her name on them. he's not "King Kong from the Godzilla films"

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there's also a reason it's not called an "abdomenburster" but one issue at a time

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it's like when headlines refer to a famous woman via her husband. that's not "Predator's wife" she's got her own franchise!!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

tags from the crew of the Nostromo

[lykksalighet]

not to be a debbie downer but if you buy cosmetic surgery for your dog you are going to super-hell

[the-frog-blog]

[eldritch-scrapyard]

[wikicamp2]

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

my boss's trans lesbian daughter gave me really gross Chinese liquor

[aurpiment]

great mnemonic for the names of the planets

[eldritch-scrapyard]

Mercury Benus Tearth Lars Dupiter Gaturn Muranus Reptune uhhhhhhh Gluto Ceris Lakemake