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the-simon-faline‌:

You’re right, Pat doesn’t have the same zing with Faline.

I feel that, I see some of the guys from when we lived in Ohio and whoa. Oh we’re only not annoying because of Bailey. If given the chance, I think I could make a case.

A good looking family, Simon. Congrats.

I’m glad I never did the whole high school quarterback thing. The idea of peaking at 18 is just too tragic. I peaked at 24 instead. Oh, I can believe that.

#c;simon

the-simon-faline‌:

A little disappointed we didn’t name him Patrick then. A Miles born on St. Patrick’s Day. We’ll get a shot later. Sounds good by me. I can grab Bailey something too.

There’s not a lot of women like Bailey anywhere admittedly. We’re actually high school sweethearts. We were roommates in our first apartment when we were like 18 and we just…fell. Or I fell and dragged her with me.

Miles isn’t a bad name. Suits you guys better than a Pat, I think.

I've seen the high school sweetheart thing play out with some old classmates, but there really isn’t much else to expect in a shitty small town. You guys aren’t half as annoying though. Or sad.

the-simon-faline‌:

What day is it even?

I’m glad about your brother. That actually….really helps man. Thanks.

Bailey’s all over it. She has the nurses schedule memorized by the time we were fully admitted.

Happy Saint Pat’s. Can’t really sneak drinks in here and pretty much all the bars are closed, but I can buy you a root beer in the cafe?

Can I just say, we didn’t have women like Bailey in Arkansas. She’s something else. Where’d you find this chick.

#c;simon #kinsey is not used to a force of nature

the-simon-faline‌:

I don’t…I think so. I mean, I’m petrified. The nurse have masks and Bailey’s freaked out and he’s two months early so I’m slightly nuts.

My, uh... One of my brothers was born pretty early. Granted, not in the middle of a pandemic, but... He pulled through. I think you guys will too. If Bailey has anything to do with it, y’all will be fine.

When’s the last time you ate?

#c;simon

the-simon-faline‌:

Fuck. He’s so small.

Ya’ll okay?

#c;simon

noraofaline‌:

“Ask me four years ago if I believed in marriage and I’d have laughed in your face. I guess some things change.”

I guess it’s all about your personal perspective.

#c;nora

sudaul

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noraofaline‌:

“Yeah the whole day.”

It was nice. Everything ran pretty smoothly and all of you look great. I guess I’m kind of the wrong person to ask for constructive criticism. I don’t really believe in marriage, so all of this is just kind of a big party in my brain. But it was cool. And it is about if you’re happy. If you are, then it means it wasn’t all a waste of money.

#c;nora

noraofaline‌:

“What and break that bromance up? Hell no. Okay, just stand here and talk to me then. Be honest, what do you make of all this, not ‘if you’re happy I am’ bullshit, but really.”

What do you mean? The wedding?

#c;nora

kj-nixon

noraofaline‌:

“One wedding begets another, or so I hear. You don’t know, you might make a friend, it’s not a trait I see strongly in you but it could happen. You’ve a choice, Kinsey, you mingle or you have to dance with me.”

I recognize a lot of these folks from Friday nights at the bar, and none of them really interest me. I’m well within my comfort zone. How about I just hold your drink for you and you go ask Simon. He looks like he’s got a nice buzz going and is stalking Hunter pretty hard.

noraofaline‌:

“Yeah we’re honeymooning, two weeks in the Bahamas. Even drunk I can consumate, don’t worry. Why don’t you mingle, you might meet someone.”

That sounds nice. Yeah, but you’ll have a lethal hangover in the morning. I’m assuming by your look you mean meet someone. I’m not interested, Nora. But thanks for your... concern.

#c;nora

noraofaline‌:

“Are you serious? I’m in this white dress, surrounded my nearest and dearest, I’m going to get drunk, and that tall drink of sexy over there is officially my wife. Are you seriously asking me if I’m enjoying it? Kinsey, when I die, I’m going to come back to this moment forever.”

Okay, okay, I get your point. But, maybe take it easy on the getting super drunk part. Otherwise you’ll be too wasted to do anything else later tonight or tomorrow. You guys honeymooning?