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Prompt #39
“She’s a super-villain.”
“Yes…”
“She leaves a trail of destruction and misery wherever she goes,” he carried on.
“Well, yeah-”
“She’s holding the mayor to ransom as we speak.”
“I know all that,” she raised her voice, determined to have her side of the argument heard, “but have you considered that she’s really hot?”
gnaw…. on some rocks……. just …. pop em in ur mouth and hanaggangagahahgaahhhh……. do it… just fucki
Umbrella Academy: With my grandma
Just finished episode 1:
She hates Klaus and think his drug problem is super bad because he can see dead people. Says her favorite is Luther because he’s, and I quote, “a big dumb guy” and could also be Ben but she doesn’t know him too well. She also predicted that their mom would be a robot 0-0
Episode 2:
“Wouldn’t it be cool if Vanya has like secret powers no one knows about.” I swear it’s like she’s already watched the damn show. She feels bad for number five because “ohhh he’s only 13!” She’s also making predictions like how Hazel and Cha Cha are from another “world”
Umbrella Academy: With my grandma
Just finished episode 1:
She hates Klaus and think his drug problem is super bad because he can see dead people. Says her favorite is Luther because he’s, and I quote, “a big dumb guy” and could also be Ben but she doesn’t know him too well. She also predicted that their mom would be a robot 0-0
An interaction:
Me: *is upset because I needed to talk to my best friend but her boyfriend wouldn’t let her*
Me: *texts him a few moments later, angry and being a lil bitchy* fuck you
Him: you wish
Me: *almost punched a wall because it’s not okay to keep people ok a leash like that AND think it’s okay that women, especially a lesbian, would even want to fuck a skinny ass twink like you*
Alright Tumblr, how can you tell a girl likes other girls?
I’m asking for a friend.....
Applications to be my girlfriend are available
Cause I’m gay af
F u c k moment
I’m,,, the same age,,, as AIDAN GALLAGHER??
Something I found in my drafts that I wrote at 2 am
Dolphin: Hey babe
Shark: yes my significant other who’s cuteness is to like a new born baby
Dolphin: I don’t want to be a dolphin, I’d rather be a shark
Shark: T’is I also not want to be a scary beast but a graceful being
Dolphin: marry me
Shark: Alas! A solution has been found
*they morph to become one*
girl: i feel insecure about my body
some fucking dude: i would fuck you. shouldn’t that be enough? have a great day!
Me: *watches it go down, cups mouth and yells from across the whole street* YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL KEEP IT UP :D
Just a reminder that if you are looking for love or want a relationship, it WILL happen. All you can do is give it time.
I had a crush on one of my friends, and I was always wanting to compliment him and always just wanting to ask him out but I was always told to wait. Honestly? That was the best advice that I could’ve gotten. I waited for 7 years, up until my Freshman year of High School to ask him. He’s been my boyfriend for almost 2 months now.
Fanfic Prompt List
Reblog this. Readers send a fandom (and a pairing, if you’re into that) + a number to your Ask. You write a fic/drabble using that line in your piece. Yay, more fic!
“It wasn’t your fault.”
“You love me as if I deserve you.”
“This isn’t what it looks like.”
“I really wish you’d told me your mother was in town.”
“You don’t believe in an afterlife?”
“I just came to say goodbye.”
“I never say no to a picnic.”
“There’s only one bed.”
“You don’t remember last night at all, do you?”
“You’re wrong and I’ll prove it.”
“A woman’s sexuality is a moving target.”
“You’re a genius with facts, but you’re really stupid with people.”
“I made the mistake of thinking ‘This can’t get weirder.’ Sorry.”
“We’re in love with the same person. Friendships have been built on less common ground.”
“I didn’t know you could dance like that!”
“I found it in the recycling bin.”
“I know what I want, when I want it. So get over here.”
“This is… exactly what it looks like.”
“There’s so much blood.”
“You should see me in my old uniform. I’m pretty sure it still fits.”
“I know you really want to hang it on the wall, but…”
“I hate everything about Christmas except…”
“We bet and you lost, so you have to do it.”
“Is that a tattoo?”
“I could tell it was your favorite book because of all the notes you wrote in the margins.”
“What do you think? Is purple my color?”
“That is way too expensive.”
“Girls night in?”
“I never imagined myself in a wedding dress.”
“I was scared and I ran.”
“I’m yours, in every way you’ll have me.”
“You’re acting like this is your first threesome.”
“The bow was perfect before, but then I got paranoid and had to check to make sure it was still in there.”
“You might not like me, but you definitely want me.”
“If a zombie bit you, I’d be heartbroken, but I’d also shoot you twice in the head.”
“I’d be fine having sex with the same person for the rest of my life, if it wasn’t the same sex every single time.”
“I want to hike up your skirt and take you right here.”
“I lost the baby.”
“I love you. I just love her more.”
“A package arrived for you, but there’s no return address and the box looks really old.”
“If I die, I’m going to haunt you.”
“I didn’t say “sex party” as in orgy. I said “hex party” as in witches.”
“You wanted me to walk in on you.”
“This is a totally inappropriate soundtrack.”
“Let’s get wasted and then go piss on his grave.”
“I scalped my Hamilton tickets to pay for it.”
“Hold my hand until it’s over?”
“If you want to get me naked, you’ll have to convince me it’ll be worth my time.”
“I’m a level 72 Rogue and if you tell anyone, I’ll deny it and I will kill you.”
Author’s choice!
Send me these!
I want the type of smile that sends people to the ER.
Corny Gay Love Stories
Okay so I have two stories for this, First my friend’s story on how she got with her girlfriend was,
She was dating a guy and she had met this very gorgeous girl. She started talking to her and after a banquet she went out to said girl’s car. The gorgeous girl grabbed her hand and after a little bit, they had started to kiss which turned into making out. Now she no longer dates guys at all because “once you’ve been with a girl, it changes EVERYTHING.”
Then the second story is my story, So one of my girl friends asked me to go to the first school football game with her cause she couldn’t be there by herself so I said yes. But at halftime, it started storming out of the blue. We had to run out of the stands around the football and the whole time she was holding my hand and I didn’t realize it. When we got inside, I noticed and it was sort of an awkward silence. She smiles at me and I kissed her quickly. She is now my girlfriend and I love her.
I’m sorry but:
RICHARD SPEIGHT JR IS MY FAVORITE PERSON IN SUPERNATURAL AND YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND
My favorite episodes so far are “Mystery Spot” And “Changing Channels” But Thats as far as I’ve gotten
THE SLEEVES WERE TOO B I G FOR HIS A R M S
He’s the ArchANGEL GABRIEL?? DOES THAT MEAN HES COMING BACK FOR MORE??
He’s Cas’s brother...... why would he do that to his bro?
He’s so sassy tho.... he’s the sassiest angel. My baby’s an angel
I’m sorry but:
RICHARD SPEIGHT JR IS MY FAVORITE PERSON IN SUPERNATURAL AND YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND
My favorite episodes so far are “Mystery Spot” And “Changing Channels” But Thats as far as I’ve gotten
THE SLEEVES WERE TOO B I G FOR HIS A R M S
I’m sorry but:
RICHARD SPEIGHT JR IS MY FAVORITE PERSON IN SUPERNATURAL AND YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND
My favorite episodes so far are “Mystery Spot” And “Changing Channels” But Thats as far as I’ve gotten
