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my self-esteem is like a 6-piece chicken mcnuggets: shitty, killing me and never enough

[sandyliliana-deactivated2016081]

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

me: good morning brain: it’s Feel Bad Time me: good nite

[mossball-deactivated20130617]

PUT THAT SHIT INTO OGREDRIVE

[orfs]

[the-sun-will-ris3]

me: gosh i have so much work to do i better get started

my brain: you cannot

me: why

my brain: you are feeling moderately upset, any attempt at productivity is futile

me: i dont see how-

my brain: cannot.

[jackedspicer]

[vanjalen]

what the fuck am i looking at

[lindsaychrist]

my life

[trueromantic-deactivated2022031]

im a screamer..not sexually just life in general

[the-sun-will-ris3]

Action movie

Villain: *slices off piece of apple with sharp knife and eats it. With a smug and sinister smile he paces the floor*

Hostages: *wait in fearful silence, anticipating villain's first lines*

Villain: mmmm tasty apple me likey

[spite]

Me: dangling hand off bed Demon: *grabs it* Me: what are we

[rockleeswife]

me: *flips dogs ear inside out* me: can u..,. hear better like this

[foulmilk]

need a me a freak that remembers how I take my coffee

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

[memegod]

[ludaprilgate]

[girlquartz]

concept: everyone on earth is a dog. the economy collapses. everyone spends their days napping in sunbeams and playing in the grass. hate is no longer a fathomable concept. crime is eliminated. world peace is achieved.

[bleutempete]

Dog logic

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it