Tekky at your Service

Forget about happiness. Focus on doing what you want to do.

[mockva]

[lurker-lenore]

I am deeply uncomfortable with this man's corner

[gothiccharmschool]

NO. Just ... no.

:: backs away slowly ::

[9mph]

Yoshitaka Amano: 翼を持つ少女 (1994)

[thelatecaptainpierce]

M*A*S*H - 3x11: Adam's Ribs

[prokopetz]

Every time I listen to the Blue Swede cover of "Hooked on a Feeling" I'm struck by how relatively little ooga chaka it contains for a song that's literally only known for ooga chaka.

[madeofklay]

What I learned not to do in art school

[foxgirltail]

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

[bimstown]

ghosty ghosts

I’M SORRY BUT THE NORWEGIAN BUTTER CRISIS OF 2011 JUST CONFUSES MY GODDAMN BRAIN BECAUSE HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES AN ENTIRE COUNTRY RUN OUT OF BUTTER. DID NORWAY JUST COME DOWNSTAIRS LIKE: N:*Opens fridge* HELVETE N:VI KJØRTE UT AV SMØREN

[caffinatedstory]

I was gonna explain how the butter crisis happened. but then I noticed your fucking /hilarious/ attempt at writing “we’ve run out of butter” I’m not sure if you know but you just basically wrote: “We drove out of the lubrication”

[dude-the-ancient-dragon]

THE POST FROM THE LEGENDS! IVE ONLY SEEN IN SCREEN CAPS!

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

my family has had some pretty interesting encounters with psychics/mediums that seem genuine in the past, but nothing will ever be funnier to me than the last guy my mom talked to who was so definitely bullshitting, because she said "I was hoping to hear from my husband" and the guy went "he said....it's okay to Move On" and like. every single person my mom has recounted this too has been like "He Would Not Fucking Say That". as if this was an ooc fanfic about my father. it's just so fucking funny. fake psychic dude take your shitty headcanons about my ghost dad and LEAVE!!!

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

like, my parents were legitimately insane about each other. I cannot stress how much he wouldn't say that. I have to assume his ghost was standing right next to this fake psychic yelling "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" when he told my mom to move on lmfao

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

actually. funnier to imagine he was a Real Psychic who was just trying to put a move on my mom and didn't think the ghost would do anything about it and now is now dealing with a violently angry haunting for the rest of his days lmfao

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

this psychic for the rest of his life all because he tried to hit on some dead guy's wife in an elevator

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

Ghost Dad: WE LITERALLY CHANGED OUR VOWS BECAUSE WE DIDN'T LIKE "TILL DEATH DO US PART"

Psychic: he says you need a real man. a tangible one. a man visible to the average eye.

[thequeeninyellowlace]

Psychic: I also choose this guy’s still-alive wife.

[iliothermia]

Exhausted but channeling some kind of vibe at least

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[teaboot]

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

[nail-art-no-jutsu]

I'm at chapter 41 and omg... omg... I think I've picked a favest fave

please behold 🥹🥹🥹

Not me falling for the disabled character LOL.

And he's so elegant too, aaahhh 🥰🥰🥰 *falls to the floor* ... hands... And so silly too lol. 10/10 would do my best to surprise~~

Delightful 😌🥹😂🥰

[communist-hatsunemiku]

[twotheleft]

[mildmayfoxe]

1929 ad for ovaltine that made me laugh. HERE IS SLEEP! immediately you go to bed!

[agoodjake54-deactivated20150429]

[ruinedchildhood]

Jinkies

[jesterday00]

Jeepers!

[dollfacemcghost]

Zoinks!

[galvaniccorsair]

Ruh roh!

[paperandpencilsandskips]

FUCK

[pirateprincessjess]

My favorite part of this post is that it implies Fred is the one saying “FUCK” because we know who typically says the other 4 things

[notaplaceofhonour]

which makes sense as he’s the one who actually legally owns it

[everyday-cutephoto]