The Thunderbolts' Shared Account

All 7 of America's Thunderbolts, at your service

[the-thunderbolts-real]

THUNDERBOLTS' INTRO POST

Tumblr. A trash website for trash people. I like it.

I personally don't see the point in this blog. If Ms. de Fontaine sees this blog, she'll definitely put a stop to it. Not worth it.

Half of our guys don't even know how to work a cell phone, Yelena, let alone Tumblr.

So? It's worth a shot. And who REALLY cares about what Valentina thinks?

I do, actually-

That doesn't count. She's the reason you're on the outside world, anyhow. So.... your vote doesn't count, Bob. Anybody else?

hOw t.o ude thi/ss app?!

This is going to be a train wreck. Barnes is still refusing to even USE social media. He'll come around... eventually.

((WELCOME to the VERY UNOFFICIAL BLOG OF Marvel's THUNDERBOLTS!!! Blog made by @thy-handsome-soup

This is a fan-made ask blog centered around the 7 members of the Thunderbolts (not including villainous counterparts. Yet.). This is an ask blog, and THAT means you can ask the 7 ANYTHING!! However, there ARE rules, and these rules include

-NO sexual messages

-NO hateful messages (homophobia, racism, etc)

-Keep things fun and light and silly!! That's what this blog is all about

-REMEMBER!! This blog is NOT in the Marvel canon!! I, blog owner, will try to make things as canon as POSSIBLE. This does not mean everything I/characters say is remotely true to the story

-Speaking of, this blog might also have some personal headcanons thrown into the mix! (not ships or anything. mostly just bucky, alexei, and antonia not knowing how to use social media. Very fun. Yelena or Ghost might end up speaking for them, you never know)

AS FOR THE SEVEN, they will all have corresponding colors!! Subject to change to either just emojis or both colors and emojis, but i'm sticking with colors for now. The colors are:

Alexei: Red

Yelena: Pink

Ava: Default

John: Blue

Bob: Orange

Antonia: Green

Bucky: Purple

All OOC messages will have ((___

The main tags of this blog will be under #[character] speaks, but for the intro i'm just gonna use marvel tags. Don't worry, i will try not to flood the tags with all this stuff.

Ask blog will usually always be open, unless it's not. I may take a bit to respond to asks, but don't worry, I'll get around to them (unless specified on hiatus/ask box is closed)

That's about all, happy asking!!

-Ezra

[the-thunderbolts-real]

Did someone forget the pw for this account? 🥀

((inactivity 🥀🥀 apologies to anyone who's sent asks i have no tumblr time unfortunately 🥀🥀

[the-thunderbolts-real]

Wait wait, so Bucky, if you shot JFK (as the winter soldier, we don’t blame you)…why did Magneto end up under the Pentagon for shooting him?? Smh

Side note: Walker? You’re growing on me….

Magneto's easy to point fingers at, I suppose. Plus, lots of people were framed for that assassination, so it makes sense.

Glad to hear it??

[the-thunderbolts-real]

OPEN THUNDERBOLTS* RP

*Yelena sighs, sitting in front of the camera. She is very obviously reading from a script.* "Hello, vigilantes and... other enhanced individuals. I am Yelena Belova of the New Avengers. We are... currently interested in a hyper- err... hypothetical addition of the team. Please reach out if you are at all interested... This will be conducted interview-style. And, uhhh...."

*Bucky speaks up from behind the camera,* "Serious applicants only." "That's not going to happen. Just... show us what you are made of."

[sebastian-the-talking-wolf]

*Woof woof*

I am a wolf

And a totally normal wolf

Nothing else

[the-thunderbolts-real]

"Ah. We will... take that into consideration. Do you just do... normal wolf stuff, and talk? That's it?"

[the-thunderbolts-real]

Toni have you ever listened to the song Rät by Penelope Scott?? I feel like it matches your vibe, idk

I have not. I will. Thank you for the music recommendation.

[the-thunderbolts-real]

Mr Bucky is it true you shot JFK?

Unfortunately, yes. Not my proudest moment, I'll tell you that. But, hell, it wasn't MY fault, so it is what it is.

[the-thunderbolts-real]

Toni do you still forget that you befriended John and just attack him from time to time?

I do not wish to attack teammates. I know that when someone is in the tower it is them. I do not harm them. Even if I forget they are there.

[the-thunderbolts-real]

you guys r my reason for living rn ngl like um stuff happened and now nothing matters but i think abt yall and i feel less garbage so thanks for being cool and existing please dont die any of you i will cry the biggest wettest ugliest cry in the history of the universe um yeah hugs all of you (john all you get is a singular pat on the shoulder i hate you less but you still make me uncomfortable so yeah.) But yeah guys stay epic awesome cool sauce

The New Avengers love our adoring fans. We love you and do not plan on dying any time soon ok?? I hope you do the same. Stay alive and stay safe because you are great human being.

[the-thunderbolts-real]

Hey Alexei, can I have a dad hug or are those only for Yelena?

thegtred goaurdian dad hgu is fro EVERYONE!1!!!!!!11 Uou can haeebe one because oyu ask so nicely. You ge t one.

[the-thunderbolts-real]

my door is pretty rusted rn. thats weird

Oh. I see. Do you think you're funny? Is that something to joke about now?

[the-thunderbolts-real]

hey bucky. have u heard of the kpop group seventeen. yeah. seventeen. nice. real nice.

Seventeen? No, I can't say I have....

[the-thunderbolts-real]

Bob. Bob you do not UNDERSTAND the cuteness aggression that is unlocked in my neurospicy brain every time I look at you.

asdfghjkl semd help

Oh my.... That really does seem to be the general consensus, huh? Cuteness aggression....

[the-thunderbolts-real]

John did you have a crush on Steve growing up?

Steve... Rogers? No, no I did not. He was an idol of mine, though. A true patriot, saving lives and whatnot. Big inspiration. Kinda why I joined the army and did all that I did.

[the-thunderbolts-real]

Don’t listen to that other guy, everyone deserves a chance to make up for the bad things they’ve done, so long as they’re trying to be better, even John. Besides, the taco shield is iconic.

Thank God there are some people willing to understand. Walker's not a bad guy, he's a guy that made bad choices. But he is taking a genuine step towards making good choices. That's all we really ask.

I appreciate the support. And, yes, the taco shield is... something.

[the-thunderbolts-real]

happy pride month you gaysters. or. whoever is a gayster. enjoy!

This is directed to Bucky

Stop that.

Yes happy pride month to all who celebrate, Ava loves you

[the-thunderbolts-real]

A b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p.

the anstes are lerrning the alpahbet. bery nciee. .

@ant-nationreal

You can stop now!!!!

[the-thunderbolts-real]

OPEN THUNDERBOLTS* RP

*Yelena sighs, sitting in front of the camera. She is very obviously reading from a script.* "Hello, vigilantes and... other enhanced individuals. I am Yelena Belova of the New Avengers. We are... currently interested in a hyper- err... hypothetical addition of the team. Please reach out if you are at all interested... This will be conducted interview-style. And, uhhh...."

*Bucky speaks up from behind the camera,* "Serious applicants only." "That's not going to happen. Just... show us what you are made of."