The void of productivity

Josh. 26. UK -> OH -> NC. Rromani. Molecular Toxicologist. Never did car commercials in Japan

[manlypics]

[memeguy-com]

Did someone violate my cranberries

[hollowboobtheory]

[all-comes-crashing]

me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

[it-mii]

If this ain’t me

[4lung]

oh? my god

[dimetrodone]

[aw-dag]

You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.

[aw-dag]

some idiot with a dumb ghost-hunting name who joined the Cause because they love the paranormal: oh fuck oh shit this is really scary guys I’m having second thoughts

me, who knows that if we run away I have to apply to like, a real actual Jobbe again: wakey wakey demons it’s this or retail so guess who’s got nothing to lose

[ragpicker-and-poet]

[the-tonberrys-lantern]

I know all I ever post is my struggles in academia but I’ve gotta have this manuscript typed PRONTO and I can’t wait to not be on this leash held by my PI.

[harboursource-deactivated202109]

British GQ

[theartofangirling]

Oh No

[probably-a-siren-deactivated202]

@spiritspodcast

[leftboob-enthusiast]

Like no offense to my friends and family but if I had the chance to abandon this timeline for a medieval fantasy land I would absolutely do it, goodbye student loans and depression hello cool magic shit and most likely an early death by the sword (as it should be)

[mens-rights-activia]

Have fun shitting in outhouses and losing loved ones to the plague™

[the-bakeneko]

medieval fantasy, not actual medieval times you impudent fool

[firelordderpy]

Have fun crapping in outhouses and losing loved ones to the Goblin Raiders™

[the-bakeneko]

That’s more the fuck like it

[oparnoshoshoi]

@sweetteaandanarchy and I forming an adventuring party. She’s either Sorcerer or Warlock. Dibs on Paladin. @halfsyproblems can be the Cleric. @appalachianarchist as Bard, @armsnotsigns as Ranger, @dirthymns as Druid. @the-tonberrys-lantern as Rogue.

Gonna be epic.

[the-tonberrys-lantern]

Count me in.

[wave-on-seashell]

Stunning gardens

[greenhouse-nurse]

Im crying this is so beautiful

[darlingdauphine-deactivated2019]

Oh sweet baby Jesus

[johnparri]

Jesse Williams by LeLeita McKill for Ubikwist Magazine issue Nº 7.

[my-minor-obsession]

[the-tonberrys-lantern]

“What are you gonna do with all that money when you’re a doctor”

Literally all I want out of this world is to find a nice guy, get some good video games, have a nice kitchen to cook every day, and just chill out. Like. That’s it.

[lordmeowdemort]

Marshmallow tacos

[noctomania]

just watch and you will understand

[marqweabyss]

i can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂

[westafricanbaby]

I would have died 😳

[susiethemoderator]

I’ve never laughed harder 💀😭😩