The tortoise lady

Ela, 26, she/her, currently obsessed with aftg, bbc merlin and any cute pairing and angsty character I see fanart of :D

[taviacoolcat]

say whatever you want about jeremy and neil's relationship, but they both have the unique experience of thinking the boy they like is more interested in renee walker

[salmonpiffy]

PHM spaceships gijinka

[robertreich]

If you’re in New York tonight, you might consider attending the Met Gala — as a protester.

[soyaa19]

Jean + Renee 🌷

[frankdelflno]

Surnames are just as important as given names. So, I compiled a list of the websites I use to find my surnames.

English Surnames

Dutch Surnames

Spanish Surnames

Scottish Surnames

German Surnames

Italian Surnames

Irish Surnames

French Surnames

Scandinavian Surnames

Welsh Surnames

Jewish Surnames

Surnames By Ethnicity

Most Common Surnames in the USA

Most Common Surnames in Great Britan

Most Common Surnames in Asia

[bee-earthly]

[old-manrupee]

For whoever needs these.

[dragons-arrow]

I NEED THE ITALIAN LAST NAMES SO BAD

[ebvoice-deactivated20150727]

We are like fireworks…: Surnames Master Post.

[chronophobica]

Chinese surnames

Indian surnames

Indonesian surnames

Pakistani surnames

Bengali surnames

Japanese surnames

Filipino surnames

Korean surnames

Syrian surnames

Mongolian naming and clan names

Thai surnames

Asia is not a single country.

[rainpeacetea]

Jean is absolutely TERRIFIED of hurting Jeremy. Like emotionally and physically. He’s worked so hard keeping his boy safe and he’s seen how recked he looked after all those people hurt him, so he promised himself he wouldn’t hurt him. But when Jean asks Jeremy “what would you like me to do,” and Jeremy replies “ whatever you want” it scares him at first. Jeans asks again “ where can I touch you?” Jeremy says “anywhere” and it does nothing to calm Jean’s nerves. A few minutes in, Jean realizes he fucked up. Tears gather in Jeremy’s eyes, so he immediately stops what he was doing and cups Jeremys face. “I’m sorry. Im sorry.” He repeats as he presses kisses to his partner’s forehead, but Jeremy says, “don’t be. You didn’t hurt me. I liked it.” Jean is still confused. If Jeremy liked it why was he crying? Jean asks Jeremy that, and Jeremy replies “you’re being so gentle with me, I’m not used to that. Also it just feels so good. Thank you. For being gentle.” Jean thinks for a moment then nods before kissing Jeremy one last time before continuing what he was doing moments before.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[top-secret-replier]

hello, i am the top secret replier! well done for finding me - you may never see me again!

REBLOG OF SHAME since the replies are turned off D:

[unholyblissafterdark]

[jordiipordii]

OK but this is literally how Jean ended up living

[saiintval]

I have,,,, nothing appropriate to say

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[taraljc]

o fuck there's two of them now did they grow this one in a lab from a cutting?

[unamusedsloth]

“Vicious” Leopard seal tries to keep national geographic photographer alive by feeding him penguins.

[bendablebananas]

@maculategiraffe tags

[annoyinglandmagazine]

Whether you ship Kandriel/Kandrew or not Kevin Day and Andrew Minyard truly have one of the most fascinating relationships of all time.

They can’t stand each other most of the time. They choose to almost never be in different rooms and their established seating position for group gatherings is pressed against each other on the couch.

Kevin was the first one to ever tell Andrew he could do something with his life. Andrew extremely secretly wants him to be right but doesn’t believe it. He hates him for trying to make him care and doesn’t give him a fraction of a sign this will ever matter to him but Kevin will never stop trying. Andrew hates him for it and it’s the reason he keeps him around.

Kevin wants Andrew to care more than anything in the world. The only thing Andrew cares about is Kevin. They both know that’s not enough.

Andrew’s promise of protection is the only reason Kevin feels safe enough to defy his abuser. When shit hits the fan Andrew has to be pulled off while he tries to strangle Kevin. They never discuss this again.

The first time we see Andrew genuinely smile is when Kevin covers up his tattoo and asserts his independence.

Andrew destroyed Kevin’s abuser with the exact injury he’d inflicted on Kevin. He did it for someone else.

[lualuadraw]

yes

[myjetpack]

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

[catgirl-catboy]

What I legit thought the punchline was gonna be.

[computer-wizard]

but what if

[jan-pi-suli-ala]

fucking spot the difference game

[anu-ca]

Book 2, chapter 5 ❤️ A very drunk Cardan talks no sense...Hope you like!

[palmettoshenanigans]

Every SINGLE fanfic where Andrew and Neil meet earlier with Neil on the run and Andrew says Something Just Andrew Enough that Neil fucking FOLDS LIKE WET LAUNDRY and tells him all his secrets like yes Andrew you DO have superpowers, in every life Neil can only withstand lying to you for so long before he caves, your presence is the anti-venom to every instinct his mother beat into him and you haven't even KISSED HIM YET

"Neil tells him everything" YEAH BUD IM SURE YOU DO!