Shen Qingqiu: Luo Binghe is the hottest. It's literally canon
Shang Qinghua: Hold on there. I am the author, so what's not and is canon is up to me, and I say the hottest character is Mobei-Jun
Shen Qingqiu: Luo Binghe had an army of wives, while Mobei-Jun was left unmarried. What you're saying is bullshit
Shang Qinghua: I wasn't going to marry off Mobei-Jun! He belonged to me and me alone! What you're saying is fanon and that's all!
Shen Qingqiu, flipping a table: FITE ME!
Luo Binghe, listening in: Do you have any idea what they're talking about
Mobei-Jun: No, but I am into it
Luo Binghe: Same















