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ellie | british | bi | 26

[maryblackwood]

shame that merricat couldn’t go online and look up girls kissing at 12 years old. had to make do with killing her family

[libraryleopard]

why do we always bash girls for poisoning their family with arsenic but never question if the family had bad vibes? or was unpleasant to be around?

[alivehouse]

lets start blair witching it in the corner. together

[alivehouse]

[segamascott]

[eviethekiwi]

disappears into the fog with a gay little run that pisses you off

[ectoimp]

[stackofsnakes]

I don't believe in christian babies. I believe in babies, i believe in christians, but a baby doesn't have the agency and cognitive abilities required to chose and/or live a faith. There's babies of christian parents, of course, as well as babies that have been introduced into the system that is the christian church, but that does not make them christian yet.

Long story short, i did not hit a christian baby into the stratosphere, officer.

[beesmygod]

theres a guy who got permabanned from the elden ring subreddit for self promotion for posting too many videos of him no-hit parrying various enemies and bosses but after every successful parry he turns and looks at the camera. and bc hes always wearing the albinauric mask its like:

⚔️ BWOOM

👽

⚔️ BWOOM

thank you downtown_drink1594. i thought it was funny

[ukiki]

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess ✦ (2006)

[awknerdy]

Oh to be a gamecube cat by a gamecube river

[sharkflan]

can’t stop picking my lip :o)

[raddagher]

some artists are just extremely capable of capturing emotions that elude the english language

[ooppo]

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

[ooppo]

Not fucking really

[teaboot]

Three Fuckinh Times Bruh wake me up when we get there

[tiredofyourcutelittle]

[bipolarfujoshi]

[my-dailydreams]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[godshideouscreation]

[xtec]

"you're just fucking the hints guy for hints"

-guy who's fucking the save guy for saves

[urmumsbriskit]

Am I missing extremely important context

[xtec]

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

[harpsi-corpse]

The cards see all.

[buggirl-lunesta]

average adams county sheriffs department officer on the stand:

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right