towel bitch

they/them a 25 year old who lacks a purpose on this God forsaken planet

[political-us]

[fierceawakening]

In this horrible timeline I occasionally agree with… Ted Cruz, apparently

[clintbeifong]

[ithelpstodream]

[enfranchisement]

[onethousandrbirds]

happy anniversary 

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Putting these on the shelf above my bed so they can heckle me while I have sex

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

“Bend over? More like I wish it was over! ahahahaha”

“She wants you to pull her hair? I’ve been pulling my hair out this whole time! ahahahaha”

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

“Wow that guy’s really hard… Hard to watch! ahahaha”

[dissonant-aria]

"You're cuming? Well I'm going. Ahahhahaha"

[egberts]

"She's getting laid and I'm getting laid to rest... these two are boring me to death ahahahaha!!"

[chongoblog]

they spent billions on this

[remanedur]

went to go check myself

[remanedur]

[charl0ttan]

[lunchboxe]

They may have fixed the answer to that question, but one thing they HAVEN'T fixed is the general "yes and" thing AI has going on.

Billions of dollars, people. Billions of dollars.

[icaruskey]

[cazort]

Note how they haven't fixed this, they are just covering it up now that it's going viral. Please remember that it is going to be just as batshit on topics where you don't know enough to easily see that it's wrong.

[mamoru]

The world

is as big as you

want it to be.

Where will you go next?

[ginger-ale-official]

I went to spirit halloween today with my friends

[konoko]

it's me and my 3 hours of sleep against the world

[thunderon]

wizard: i have trapped you in a time loop >:)

me, loves routines: oh darn whatever shall i do

[thunderon]

wizard: you know, the point of the time loop is to have some big revelation and work on yourself, not to keep attempting to redo all your awkward moments in small talk conversations

me, on day 33 of my time loop: stfu im going back to the coffee shop again today and when the barista tells me to enjoy my drink THIS TIME i am not going to say “you too”

[thunderon]

me (day 47): and thanks, you too— FUCK not again

wizard: alright im breaking the time loop i cant keep watching this anymore

[scoobycool9]

The time loop: Doesn’t break.

Wizard: *FUCK*

[thunderon]

me to the wizard on day 48 of OUR time loop:

[craziestgrlevr-deactivated20251]

i dream of having a regulated nervous system

[elbiotipo]

That picture where it looks like BTS did a coup in the United States

[elbiotipo]

[chilewithcarnage]

[xtinedancefit]

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.

[the-turtle-from-hell]

i am a victim of vertical film ads

[writtendahl1a]

this is so them elaborate on that no

[what-even-is-thiss]

My gender is sometimes I’m a man, sometimes I’ve got no gender, and sometimes whatever’s going on in there is none of my business.

[kosmogrl]

[aces-and-anime]

[mattibee]

*sniffing you with my antennae* hm. i do not think you are a leafs

[commander-ledi]

[ouchlord-vivaldi]