Finest Materials for your Crafting Needs

[the-uncrafting-table]

Hello, and welcome to the Uncraft materials shop! Here you will find any and everything you can possibly need to make what your heart desires. Lumber? Precious gems? Raw anglerfish? The power of THE SUN☀️? You need it, we got it!

Some ground rules for interactions:

1. Be respectful. No hatemail, no horny-mail, no trying to sell me your NFTs. Also please don't message us with requests to donate or signal boost, as these will be deleted.

2. You can request materials at any time, but I do have a very large backstock so it may take me a while to find what you need.

3. NO STEALING. Violators will be deconstructed put to work in the factory.

Also, for the record, all of our dimensional imports will be marked with "unreality", while everything home-grown should have the label "Terra Certified".

Happy shopping!

[fangorn-forest]

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

[thatdisasterauthor]

World's thinnest spaghetti won't please gourmands but may heal wounds

Spaghetti strands that are 200 times thinner than a human hair could be woven into bandages to help prevent infections

Technically they're using it for bandages. For now.

[ghost-gallery]

Quote from the article

The resulting “nanopasta” can then be spun into a tiny mat about 2 centimetres across. While it isn’t intended as food, Clancy says that it should be safe to eat, but is reticent to talk about having tried it. “It’s an ethical quandary to talk about scientific self-experimentation,” he says. “But, hypothetically, one might expect it to be chewier than you’d expect.”

[ralfmaximus]

Oh he's definitely eating it

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can surreptitiously eat it

[the-uncrafting-table]

Material: nanopasta bandages. Get em fast before Dale eats the whole supply!

[pinkbowsandstripedsocks]

[edwardspoonhands]

Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.

Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.

[fairypsychicarchive]

[andromedafalls]

holy fuc

[piisbetterthanpie]

I didn’t even know it had a name

[the-uncrafting-table]

Material: Tyvek, the unbreakable. Used in commercial passenger-grade paper planes

[bellanesthesia]

[the-uncrafting-table]

Material: Hello Kitty Monster Energy Strawberry Milk, now with HRT!

[dozydawn]

[the-uncrafting-table]

Material: amberstrand. Often used in wood-elf high fashion as a luxury fabric, it's rather costly as the production takes forever and can only be used for specific applications. But just look at how pretty it is!

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[the-uncrafting-table]

Material: various forms of dumplings & empanadas. Humanity really hit the perfect combo with "dough wrapped around ingredients"

[dozydawn]

[the-uncrafting-table]

Material: Ice Jade. Useful for frost-power channeling jewelry (rings, amulets, etc.) or protection seals against frost damage

[sergle]

ok so this would be my vision for the cigarette cake x

[the-uncrafting-table]

Material: wide cigarette cake. Or wide cigarettes themselves. Your pick

[redtsundere-pngs]

what do you need today?

[the-uncrafting-table]

Material: Healing Replacement Therapy. I'll take a dose of inner peace please!

[clearlightwired]

[the-uncrafting-table]

Material: stndard reference meat homogenate. Goes great with a generic reference beer

[dozydawn]

[the-uncrafting-table]

Material: Stingray Coral. It's like styrofoam was a gemstone

[vortexanomaly]

[the-uncrafting-table]

Material: Hoxton Street canned unease. Umm...

[the-way-we-were]

Do not open…!!!

[the-uncrafting-table]

Material: canned boneless (& pointless) anxieties. So fresh you can taste the Oshit waves

[miamaimania]

“What will remain of us” (2020) ⧗ Mansour Aoun ◆ 32GB suspended in amber

[the-uncrafting-table]

Material: resocrystalline biological data storage matrix (AmberSD). Standard issue for all stonepunk data servers, though they can be adapted to other machines. Nothing works quite as good as the old school.

[mdwaxx-deactivated20210826]

Plutonium pit core from a nuclear weapon, glowing under its own power.

[the-uncrafting-table]

Material: Plutonium Cores. The ultimate forbidden candy

[queer-as-city-folk]

thank you local NPR affiliate, I think I will buy my tap water by the can actually

[the-uncrafting-table]

Material: 12 pack of canned Cincinnati tap water. Man, we really do find ways to market anything

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Nail polish bottle dating from the late '50s early '60s found in a landfill associated with family housing at a university. GIs often brought their families with them to college after WWII, so this dump has a lot of women/children/domestic objects that we wouldn't usually expect to see on a college campus. The top was still screwed on and there was still liquid polish inside! We are not allowed to try it out on our own nails

[the-uncrafting-table]

Material: nail polish from the late 50's-early 60's. A very nice blue, I'd wear it myself