United States of Tara

painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

[lilystinson]

[gopetergo]

I identify my star sign by asking which is least compatible with yours

Los Campesinos  (via gopetergo)

[hollowking666]

If you’re all about the destination, then take a fucking flight. We’re going nowhere slowly, but we’re seeing all the sights. And we’re definitely going to hell, But we’ll have all the best stories to tell.

Frank Turner - “The Ballad Of Me & My Friends” (via skyjumperkid)

[the-unitedstatesoftara]

Can confirm that the scenes were indeed sick.

[loscampesinos]

This one goes out to all you with a half-finished, unidentified blister pack at the bottom of your bag.

NEW SONG ‘5 Flucloxacillin’ streaming now!

[the-unitedstatesoftara]

5 Flucloxacillan

Doctor said “don’t drink on antibiotics”, reply “it doesn’t matter, hangover’s always chronic anyway.”

[jentehj]

skins s02e05

[the-unitedstatesoftara]

What I feel like saying to every guy, ever

[the-unitedstatesoftara]

[gungarr-deactivated20161221]

the only good thing abt 2016 tbh : /

[the-unitedstatesoftara]

Nursed a two beer buzz four whole weeks ‘cause it’s the only way to feel sane.

[dailybtvs]

[thegenialginger]

[hannahdoes-stuff]

PSA the ppl who do these vids are from Minnesota

[moandkatelive]

This is too ridiculous not to reblog.

1) the music 2) how does the person in there even see? 3) also skating over its own tail 4) how is NO ONE on the ice fazed by this at all? 5) skating over its own tail 6) also is it hot in there? 7) there is a freaking T-Rex on the ice- how is no one staring?

[characterlimit]

8) going so fast the head tips right back so it looks like it’s permanently screaming

[the-unitedstatesoftara]

Tis the season for pumpkin spice lattes, and crazy cat ladies dressing up their pets.

[desperate-housewives]

[buzzfeeduk]

:(

[the-unitedstatesoftara]

Got lost, accidentally hiked 9 extra miles, but found a lovely lake. Montana can be alright.

[the-unitedstatesoftara]

Sick new record eh

[mxnrique]

I can’t believe that the Citizens of Pawnee are actually real.