nobody gets my sense of humor

rizz em with the ‘tism 33/F/midwest USA 🩷💜💙

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[depsidase]

[homeiswhere-thephobicis]

[seren-starlight]

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

[offshoreoilrig]

[carouselcometh]

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[kosmogrl]

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

I've acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from

[orphanedsource]

I’m hypnotized 

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Two years on, their wood grain has darkened because they live on my laptop keyboard and I'm constantly patting them <3 To be loved is to be changed

[annchovi]

Oh! Oh! Oh! I was gifted a similar handsome little fellow today!!! The delight I felt upon seeing him!!! Unmatched!!!

[bernard-jackson]

[rabbitsoverload]

You were warned…

[rustmarty]

this is killing me

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[anxietyproblem]

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

[filmtvtoday]

THE PRINCESS DIARIES (2001) dir. Garry Marshall