Voltron's blue vampire paladin RP

hay! its vampire paladin lancey lance here! come on in, sit down, relax and join me for a "bite" lol XP

[the-vampire-lance]

Ok, my vampire lance blog is officially open for RP.

THE RULES!

-BE RESPECTFUL!

-DO NOT SOLICIT ME!

-DO NOT SEND ME BEGGING ASKS! (Begging for money or support.)

I do not donate to anyone online. Especially if you’re a scammer claiming to be from Gaza asking for money.

if you send me a message or start asking for money, you WILL BE REPORTED AND BLOCKED!

-Do not contact me to sell me anything!

-Do not try to sell me on dating apps.

-Do not try to trade personal info with me. DO NOT SEND ME PHOTOS OF YOU! DO NOT ASK ME TO SEND YOU PHOTOS OF ME! DO NOT ASK FOR PERSONAL INFORMATION!

I do not want photos of you and I will not give you a photo of me. Giving out personal info is dangerous and there are predators on the internet who will take advantage. I only want safe interactions.

If you do any of these things, you will be deemed a possible predator and blocked.

-no messaging me if your a sketchy girl who post lewd photos of themselves. I’m not interested. I’m straight, I’m NOT a lesbian!

You know this has happen quite a bit if I have to add this rule!

-No voltron nsfw RP at this time.

(Before even thinking about entering nsfw rp, both parties need to get to know each other better and learn and understand each others likes and dislike and have to have a comfortable level of familiarity. Until then no nsfw. You must also be of legal age to do that kind of rp.

My age is 39 and I’m a girl. I will definitely NOT do nsfw rp with anyone under 18.)

-If you have any boundaries, triggers or things you do NOT want to do, please tell me and I will try to avoid doing them. Communication is important to me and I don’t want to offend or upset anyone.

Note that my Lance is in fact a vampire and he is prone to vampiric habits and behaviors. Which means he will try to take a nibble from time to time. especially if its keith's blood.

He also has a habit of pulling pranks, cracking jokes, and playfully teases (favorite person to mess with is Keith). Don’t take offense to his playfulness, it’s all in good fun and not meant to be mean.

-As far as pairings goes. I personally pair Lance and Keith. My rp partner is redpala-keith who is a werewolf keith.

The pairings I like are

Klance Keith/lance

Shance shiro/lance

Shiro/keith/lance

-I will rp with any character. Even another Lance. but any Keith’s are definitely welcome.

V lance: yes… bring Keiths… (mouth watering from thinking about drinking Keith’s blood.)

Me: lance behave!

-Over all vampire lance is a sassy, flirty wiseass who likes getting into mischief. Expect fun and silly time ahead.

[the-vampire-lance]

The person who needs to see this the most is my boy Keith kogane!

Lance: KEITH KEITH LOOK! HIPPOS CAN “BLEP” TOO! 😄

Keith:

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Saw this on Pinterest and had to share.

Link

[dnightshade0]

Miraculous: chat noir X adrien XD ❤️🖤 (shipping) part two

Part two of the whole prank shade pulled on marinette to make her think that chat noir and Adrien were dating.

Only somehow hawk moth found out about it and now thinks they are dating.

And of course Knowing hawk moth, he’d try to spin this revelation to his advantage.

Gabriel: Adrien! Can I speak with you a moment?

Adrien: sure father. What’s up?

Gabriel: it has come to my attention that you are currently in a relationship with chat noir. While I initially do not approve, I am willing to allow this so long as you invite your…. “Boyfriend” over for dinner tonight. So I may get to know him.

Adrien: ….. I’m sorry what? 😐???

Gabriel: invite chat noir for dinner tonight so I may meet him and decide if he’s a suitable Boyfriend for you.

Adrien: 😰…………… um……… I’ll… ask…

Later

Adrien: plagg how am I gonna get myself out of this mess?! 😓

Plagg: you could always call up your cousin to play you. 😏

Adrien: …….. that might work…

A few moments later

Felix: I’m sorry, you want me to do what now? 🤨

Adrien: pretend to be me while at a dinner date with chat noir and my father.

Felix: ……………… what? 😕

Adrien: apparently I’m now dating chat noir and my father wants to meet him. Please can you come in my place?!

Felix: why don’t you go yourself? 🤨

Adrien: …it’s complicated. Um look I couldn’t get ahold of the real chat noir and I need to pretend to be him. And I can’t be chat noir and me at the same time. Help me out here!

Felix: …….. are you actually in a relationship with chat noir?

Adrien: no! It was some stupid prank by a friend! And now my father believes we are together.

Felix: wouldn’t it be simpler to just tell him the truth?

Adrien: you know how my father is, he won’t believe me. 😑

Felix: alright fine, I’ll come. Do you have any boundaries? Any dos and don’ts?

Adrien: ….. no kissing, no pda.

Later at the dinner

Gabriel: ah chat noir! Welcome! It’s nice to meet you outside of an akuma attack.

Chat noir: hello sir, it is very nice to meet you!

Felix: KITTY BABY! YOUR HERE! Glad you could make it babe! 😄

Felix runs up, hugs chat noir and kisses him.

Chat noir: (grinds out whispers) what did I say earlier?! 😠

Felix: (whispers back) you dragged me into this mess, you’ll suffer with me. 😈

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Here’s part one of this joke

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💬 2  🔁 2  ❤️ 4 · Miraculous: chat noir X adrien XD ❤️🖤 (shipping) ·  Marinette, alya and shade are hanging out in marionette’s room. Marine

[dnightshade0]

Miraculous: chat noir X adrien XD ❤️🖤 (shipping)

Marinette, alya and shade are hanging out in marionette’s room. Marinette is making up another one of her crazy obsessed plans to confess to Adrian but then starts flaking and chickening out.

Marinette: omg I can’t do it! I just can’t talk to Adrien without making a fool of myself. I will literally die of embarrassment! (Breaks down into sobs)

Alya and shade just sit and stare at her in unamusement.

Shade: Marinette, your being ridiculous again “utterly ridiculous” as Chloe would say. If you don’t hurry up and confess to Adrien, some other girl is gonna go and snatch him up. And you’ll lose your chance forever.

Alya: yeah girl. You don’t want a girl like Chloe to grab him up do you?

Marinette: oh I don’t have to worry about Chloe, Adrien had already made it clear that he isn’t interested in her. So I’m good on that front.

Alya: and what about other girls? You know Adrien has a lot of fans and one of them is bound to try asking him out.

Marinette: ………

Shade: yeah and god willing what if a guy asks him out?

Marinette: DON’T EVEN SUGGEST THAT! ADRIEN ISN’T INTO GUYS, I’D KNOW!

Shade: if you keep putting off asking him out, he just might.

Marinette: you don’t think he-?……

Alya: are you really gonna wait to find out?

Marinette: ……… I… better tell him.

shade and alya look at each other and shade gets an evil idea.

shade: hay isn’t Adrien supposed to be at his fencing classes right now?

Alya: yeah, if you hurry, you can catch him before he gets out.

Marinette then bolts out of the room and runs out of the bakery.

Shade: Alya, can I borrow your fox miraculous?

Alya: … why?

Shade: I just had a brilliant idea on how to encourage Marinette to stop flaking. 😈

Alya: ….. o.k. Sure.

Gives shade the fox miraculous. And they head out to beat Marinette to the school.

Once there, shade transforms and creates her illusions.

Just as marinette gets close to the school, shade creates an illusion of Adrian walking out and sneaking into a nearby alley.

Marinette sees this and is confused as to what Adrien is doing and follows him. She peeks into the alleyway just in time to see chat noir jump down from the roof and land in front of Adrien. They greet each other, laugh and then start making out.

Marinette freezes in horror.

Marinette: …..eh… ah…… Adrien…. And CHAT NOIR?! 😱

Meanwhile on a nearby roof, shade and Alya watch.

Alya: really? This was your plan to get her to stop flaking? 😒 How does making her think Adrien and chat noir are dating help her stop getting cold feet? 🤨

Shade: it doesn’t, I just wanted to mess with her. Lol 🤣

Alya: …. Luka is right. You are evil. 😒 now give it back, I’m gonna go tell her.

Shade: nonono wait! Think about it! Can you imagine the hilarious conversation Marinette/ladybug is gonna have with chat noir?

Alya: …….

Shade: come on let’s let this play out and see where it goes before we tell her. Please?! 😆

Alya: ……… alright, but only because I want to see the look on chat noir’s face when she asks him about his relationship with Adrien.

Shade: yes! Lol thank you! 😁

Later on a rooftop. Chat noir is waiting for ladybug to start patrol.

Ladybug arrives and shade and Alya spy on them both from afar and listen in.

Chat noir: hay bugaboo! Ready for our patrol?

Ladybug: ….. yeah… but first, can I ask you something?

Chat noir: sure. What is it m’lady?

Ladybug: um….. soooo….. you and Adrien huh?

Chat noir: HUH?! 😳 w-what d-do you mean? 😥

Ladybug: you and Adrien. All this time. Why didn’t you just tell me?

Chat noir: I uh um well you said we had to keep our identities a secret from each other…. Which btw h-how did you find out?

Ladybug: I saw you two yesterday in an alley outside the school.

Chat noir: oh….. wait.. “you two”? “Alley”? I wasn’t in an alley outside of a school. And what do you mean by “you two”? 😕

Ladybug: you two, as in you and Adrien in an alley. Making out.

Chat noir: I’M SORRY WHAT?!?! 😳

Ladybug: what do you mean what? Aren’t you dating Adrien?

Chat noir: WAIT THATS WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT?! 😧 YOU THINK ADRIEN AND I ARE A COUPLE?! 😨

Ladybug: uh yes! what did you think I was talking about?!

Chat noir: uh er um nothing! N-nothing just uh-

Ladybug: so wait, are you dating Adrien?!

Chat noir: NO!

Ladybug: but…. I saw you two! You were kissing.

Chat noir: I don’t know what you saw but I was definitely NOT kissing Adrien! (then something occurs to him) …… waitaminute……. (Hears some laughing in the distance and looks in that direction)

In the distance he happens to catch a glimpse of shade and Rena rouge’s heads before they disappear behind a wall.

He turns to his staff phone and calls Rena rouge up.

Rena rouge: hello?

Chat noir: you guys are real funny you know that? A pair of world class comedians.

Rena rouge: in my defense, it was all shade’s idea.

Shade: GUILTY! I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS HILARIOUSLY CHAOTIC SCHEME LOL 😆

Chat noir: …… Luka was right, you are evil shade. 😒

Shade: your the second person who’s said that today lol 😆

Ladybug: I’m still confused. Are You and Adrien-

Chat noir: IT WAS A PRANK BY SHADE AND RENA ROUGE!

Ladybug: ………. Oh…… that makes so much more sense… WAIT GIMME THAT PHONE!

Grabs chat noir’s staff phone.

Ladybug: I’M GONNA GET YOU TWO BACK FOR THIS! MARK MY WORDS!

Rena rouge: but it was literally all shade’s idea. Get her back. 😑

Ladybug: your An accessory! 😠 you will both go down together with your ship!

Shade: adrichat forever! Lol 🤣

Later

Adrien: why am I getting shipped with myself? 😑

Plagg: selfshipper are weird. 🤷

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I got this idea thinking what a great prank to play on marinette. The idea of chat noir and Adrien being together and in a relationship is ridiculous and impossible. Because they are the same person but that is why it’s so funny. It would throw marinette and everyone off SOOOOOO BADLY LOL. No one would ever suspect that they’re the same person after seeing them making out! Lol 🤣 even hawk moth would be thrown threw a loop with this prank hahahaha XD

Hawk moth: my son is dating chat noir?! 🤯

Now I want to see more fanart of chat noir and Adrien making out or kissing. I had the hardest time trying to find this pic for my post. Google AI is so dumb, it keeps saying “chat noir and Adrien are the same person, they can’t kiss each other 🤨”

[dnightshade0]

Miraculous: vampire chat blanc messing with viperion (wants to drink his blood)



Chat blanc has viperion pinned underneath him, holding viperion’s wrists about his head.

Chat blanc: do you know why you’re called “prey”? Cause you “pray” I don’t eat you lol 😆

Viperion: Did you seriously just make a joke about eating me right before your about to eat me?!🤨

Chat blanc: YES LOL 😆

Viperion: And you really expect me to laugh about it?! 😒

Chat blanc: Come on, that was gold! 😁

[dnightshade0]

Miraculous: vampire chat blanc

I came up with an interesting version of chat blanc.

I imagined that there was a separate chat blanc existing at the same time as chat noir but is a different person. They just so happen to look like a washed out version of chat noir.

Why they look like chat noir. Nobody knows. No even chat blanc’s kwami.

This chat blanc is actually a girl named shade who died fighting off robbers holding up a gas station. A vampire who was the previous white cat miraculous holder saw her sacrifice and decided that she would be a perfect replacement for him (for lack of a better word). He turned her into a vampire and started training her to carry on the white cat miraculous mantle. When she finished her training, he wiped her memory of him and placed the white cat miraculous ring on her finger and left her to her own devices.

When she woke up, her kwami introduced himself to her. His name was plagus. The sibling kwami to the black cat miraculous. He explained to her her new role as a miraculous holder. That her power was desolation, a power similar to and like the black cat miraculous but when used on people, it makes them feel hollow and empty. Then told her the transformation words “claws out”.

Though when she transformed, she was shocked to find out that she was suddenly a guy. Her first reaction when she looked at herself in the mirror was to let out an ear piercing scream that could be heard for miles.

Then she detransformed and her kwami looked at her and asked “so how did it g-“ before he could finish talking, she grabbed him and shouted “WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!”

To which he looked at her and asked “was there a problem?”

“YES THERE WAS A PROBLEM! I TURNED INTO A GUY!”

“…. Are you sure? that doesn’t sound right.”

“MY HAIR WAS SHORT, MY BREASTS WERE GONE AND THERE WAS SOMETHING BETWEEN MY LEGS THAT WASN’T THERE BEFORE!!!” She said grinding out that last part.

“……… ok yeah that is strange.”

Over time she did get used to the idea of transforming into a guy. On the plus, no periods. Downside, her traitorous dick would rat her out to the world every time she got a dirty thought.

Eventually she found herself in Brazil where she got stranded after the bus she was on crashed. The nearby village who saw her as chat blanc would refer to her as ““gato fantasma de la jungla” “the ghost cat of the jungle”.

Long story short and I won’t bore you all with the lengthy details but Luka, his dad jagged stone, Penny Rolling and their croc fang were traveling in Brazil when their vehicle broke down and it started raining. they found the house in the middle of the jungle where chat blanc was living and learned chat blanc’s secret identity. After which chat blanc traveled with them back to Paris and met ladybug, chat noir and the other miraculous holders.

Ladybug’s first impression of chat blanc was not a good one. She thought she was a future akumatized version of chat noir come to the past and ended up attacking chat blanc. Which made the white cat hero mad.

They did get the whole mess cleared up but chat blanc was still sore about it. She ended up deciding to call herself chat blanc. 1. Because the name fit, it sounded right and now Paris had both a black and a white cat hero. And 2. She named herself that out of spite towards ladybug. As a form of revenge.

Chat blanc and viperion are close and even a couple. They work together a lot on missions. Chat blanc would sometimes even talk viperion into using the snake miraculous to mess with ladybug. Often they were funny ploys to tell ladybug and chat noir each other’s identity’s in the most hilarious ways. Viperion would often ask “why do I let you talk me into this shit?” And “why do you like torturing ladybug so much?” To which she’d respond “cause it’s funny 😆”

Also the only people who know chat blanc’s secret identity and that she is a girl is Luka, jagged Stone, Penny Rolling and their croc fang. Ladybug and chat noir have no clue about chat blanc and think she is a guy. It also takes a while for them to find out that chat blanc is also a vampire.

Chat blanc’s eyes are usually normal blue but when she is angry, hungry or is trying to be scary, they turn black with glowing red pupils with black veins coming out of the corners of her eyes.

[the-vampire-lance]

Hell yeah! Vampires rule! 😆

[dnightshade0]

Miraculous: don’t say buttercup around chat noir

Ladybug, chat noir, viperion and shade are hanging out on a roof after patrol.

Shade leans over and gives viperion a kiss while covertly activating his second chance.

Shade: hay chat noir! Buttercup!

Chat noir: … lol XD

Viperion: why are you laughing?

Chat noir: lol buttercup! AHAHAHHAHHAHA 🤣

Ladybug: …….😑

Viperion: no seriously, what’s so funny? I want to laugh too.

Chat noir: lol a-awhile back hehe marinette asked me to help her practice confessing to her boyfriend who’s not her boyfriend yet by letting her practice confessing to me. lol at first she was saying my name, and that was confusing for me cause it made me think she was actually confessing to me, so I pointed out that maybe she should just use her boyfriends name instead. But she didn’t want to reveal his name so she came up with a codename to use. And she picked the name BUTTERCUP of all things LOLOLOLOL XD

ladybug: 😓 …….

Viperion: um ok but why is buttercup so funny?

Chat noir: have you ever seen the movie “the princess bride”? The princess in that movie was named BUTTERCUP! Lololol a-and hahaha she had a love interest who every time she told him to do something, he would always respond by saying “as you wish”. In the movie, it was revealed that he had been killed and she was heart broken that he was dead, then she gets kidnapped and the pirate holding her is taking her across this mountain, she shoves him down it and as he tumbles down, he shouts “assssss youuuuu wiiiiish”. To were she realizes that he was her dead lover. Lol

Viperion: yikes! So she ended up killing him?

Chat noir: no no, it wasn’t a very steep hill, he just tumbled down it and was fine. But it was hilarious that it took him shouting “as you wish” for her to recognize him. Lol

Viperion: and how does this relate to marinette?

Chat noir: marinette is now dating Adrien agreste. HE IS PRINCESS BUTTERCUP! LOLOLOLOLOL XD (rofl)

Ladybug: grrrrr 😡 MANGY CAT! (Grabs chat noir and throws him across Paris.)

Chat noir: asssssssssss yoooooooooooou wiiiiisssssshhhhhhh lolololol XD

Ladybug: stupid lousy cat (grumble grumble)

Shade: (snicker) you really didn’t catch the reference did you? 😏

Ladybug: what are you talking about? 🤨

Shade: didn’t you hear what he shouted as he went flying?

Ladybug: ………..

Shade: he shouted “as you wish” 😏

Viperion: ……….

Ladybug: ………!!! 😳.. wait…… ADRIEN?!?! 😨

Shade: yeeeep 😏

Ladybug: 😱 …. OMG ADRIEN IM SORRY! I’M COMING! (Runs off to go after chat noir)

Viperion: you planned that didn’t you? 😒

Shade: not exactly. I didn’t expect her to throw him like a baseball. 😆

Viperion: you do realize that now she knows his identity and we can’t undo it now right?

Shade: actually, I activated your second chance when you weren’t looking. 😏

Viperion: WHEN DID YOU DO THAT?!

Shade: while I was kissing you. 😊

Viperion: …. You sneaky little vixen.

Shade: love you too sweetie 😘

Uses second chance

Shade: hay chat noir! Bu-

Viperion covers her mouth.

Viperion: oh no you don’t! 😠

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When watching the episode where marinette practices on chat noir, I couldn’t help but laugh about the whole buttercup thing cause it was making me think about the movie “princess bride”. You all should watch it, it’s a great movie. Really funny and it’s got a lot of good meme worthy moments. A definite must watch. 

[the-vampire-lance]

That’s a good movie. I gotta go watch it when I get a chance.

[dnightshade0]

Marc and Nathaniel: what are you?

Adrien: …. Uh I guess I’m an Idi-

Marc and Nathaniel: A KISS SANDWICH!

Adrien: ?!?! 😶

Both give Adrien a sandwich kiss.

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My mom and I do this with my budgies all the time. I’d hold one between us and I’d say “what are you?” Then I say “A KISSY SANDWICH!” Then mom and I would kiss the little guys on the cheeks.

I saw that one episode of miraculous where the boys have a party at Adrien’s house and they did this too. Immediately I go “they’re giving him a kissy sandwich!” 😆

[dnightshade0]

Street fighter chat blanc

chat blanc using a hadouken!

IMPORTANT NOTE! TURN ON AUDIO!

[the-vampire-lance]

HADOUKEN! 😆

[dnightshade0]

Omg I just realized that Adrien/chat noir is Luke skywalker and Gabriel/hawk moth is Darth Vader! 😆

[the-vampire-lance]

Hawk moth: COME JOIN ME CHAT NOIR! JOIN ME AND YOU CAN MAKE A WISH TOO!

Chat noir: pfft! Yeah right! My only wish is for my father to stop acting like a dick and stop ignoring me, controlling my life and keeping me locked up like an animal!

Hawk moth: ……… who’s your father? He sounds like an asshole.

Chat noir: Gabriel agreste

Hawk moth: WHAT?! You-I’m-omg! (I’M THE ASSHOLE FATHER?!?! ) ADRIEN?!?! 😨

Chat noir: how’d you figure out my name? 🤨

Hawk moth: it’s me Adrien! I’m your father!

Chat noir: ……….. oh fuck no! DAD WHAT THE HELL?!?!🤬

[dnightshade0]

I just realized in the episode chat blanc, that chat blanc literally just used a hadouken! 😆

chat plays street fighter! Lol 🤣

[the-vampire-lance]

K.O.

CHAT BLANC WINS!

[dnightshade0]

Miraculous: taking the kitty to the vet

Ladybug is standing on the rooftop talking on her yo-yo phone.

Ladybug: is our appointment still on for 4:00 pm?….. great! I’m on my way now……. No, no problem. I just need to be creative about it. Thanks bye!

Just as she Hangs up, chat noir arrives.

Chat noir: evening m’lady! I got your message. Where’s the akuma?

Ladybug: CHAT! HAY! About time you showed up! The akuma is this way! Follow me!

Immediately Starts swinging away. Chat noir follows after.

They soon arrive at a veterinary clinic.

Chat noir: um m’lady? This is the vet.

Ladybug: yeah! The akuma is inside! One of the vets got akumatized. So we need to get in there and de-evilized him!

Chat noir: uh….. right…. Um you know what, how about I sit this one out. I’m sure you can handle this akuma without me.

Starts to try walking away but ladybug grabs his tail.

Ladybug: oh no you don’t! I need your cataclysmic purrsonality on this one.

Chat noir: did you just make two cat puns? 😕

Ladybug: yes now let’s get in there and deakumatize that vet!

Chat noir: ….. she just made two cat puns… something’s not right… 😓

Ladybug drags chat noir by his tail into the clinic. They stop at the front desk and are greeted by the receptionist.

Receptionist: oh ladybug! Chat noir! Are you here for your 4:00 with doctor riverside?

Ladybug: (Winced glancing at chat noir and grinds out) um y-yes…

Chat noir: 4:00? Wait… there’s no akuma attack is there?! This is a vet visit!

Ladybug: I had to get you here somehow! Your do for your annual shot and-GET BACK HERE!

Chat noir makes a run for the door and ladybug manages to grab him around the waist. She tries to pull him back but he’s clinging to the door frame with his arms and feet. Not budging an inch.

Ladybug: CHAT NOIR YOU LET GO OF THAT DOOR FRAME!

Chat noir: NO! YOUR NOT GIVING ME NO SHOT! 😫

Ladybug: DAMMIT CHAT! I BOOKED THIS APPOINTMENT MONTHS IN ADVANCE! IF I HAVE TO RESCHEDULE, IT’LL BE ANOTHER SIX MONTHS BEFORE I CAN GET YOU IN AGAIN! I’M NOT RESCHEDULING! 😠

Chat noir: sounds like a you problem.

Nurse: ladybug! The doctor will see you two now.

Ladybug: OK JUST A MINUTE! WE’RE COMING! chat noir I swear to god I WILL HOGTIE YOU!

Chat noir: yeah right! In order to do that, you need to grab your yo-yo. And to do that, you will have to let go of me. Do you really think you’re fast enough to grab your yo-yo and catch me before I get away? 😈

Ladybug: we’ll find out…

Five minutes later

Ladybug and chat noir are in the examination room. Chat noir is hogtied on the exam table.

Ladybug: looks like I was fast enough after all 😈

Chat noir: dammit. 😑

Bonus!

Vet: ladybug can you tell your cat to stop cataclysming my needles? 😓

Ladybug: BAD KITTY! BAD! 😠

Chat noir: HISSSSSSSS! 🤬

[the-vampire-lance]

Lmao XD I can understand the frustration. I have a hell of a time getting Keith to the vet. He keeps pulling his knife on the vet.

[dnightshade0]

Miraculous: chat noir having some fun with the fox miraculous 😝

Adrien was mad at Lila for almost getting Marinette expelled. So he decided to get her back for it.

He sneaks into master fu’s home as chat noir while fu is sleeping and “borrows” the fox miraculous.

The next day, while everyone is in the cafeteria for lunch, he transforms and fusses with the fox miraculous to become fox noir. From the roof, he starts creating his illusions. He has an illusion of Kim approach Lila and tell her that Adrien has something special he wants to give to her in the homeroom class.

She leave in excitement to go see what he has.

Only to enter the room to find Chloe’s dismembered body scattered around the room along with blood everywhere. And standing in the middle of the room is Marinette holding Chloe‘s head. A menacing grin gracing her face.

Lila stands in complete shock at the scene before her. A look of shear terror across her face.

Marinette: hay there Lila…. Did you see what I did to Chloe?…. HahahahhahahahAHAHAHHAHA YOUR NEXT! (Holds up a bloody knife, ready to come at Lila.)

Lila screams and runs out of the room real fast. When she’s gone, fox noir make the illusion disappear and the classroom is empty and void of blood and body parts.

Fox noir: rofl 🤣 (laughing like a madman)

Meanwhile Lila looks for their teacher miss Bustier and finds her just leaving the cafeteria.

Lila: MISS BUSTIER! MISS BUSTIER! HELP ME! MARINETTE IS TRYING TO KILL ME!

Miss bustier: woah woah woah slow down! What are you talking about Lila?

Meanwhile Lila’s shouting draws the attention of all the students in the cafeteria.

Lila: I WAS JUST IN HOMEROOM AND I SAW MARINETTE STANDING THERE WITH A KNIFE AND CHLOE’S SEVERED HEAD IN HER HANDS! THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE! CHLOE’S BODY WAS CHOPPED UP AND SCATTERED THROUGHOUT THE ROOM!

Miss bustier: what?! That doesn’t sound like Marinette.

Lila: QUICK HURRY! I’LL SHOW YOU AND YOU WILL SEE! (Grabs the teacher’s hand and start dragging her back to the class.

When they get there, the room is empty. No marinette, no Chloe body, no blood anywhere.

Lila: wha? But! I.. I swear she was in here! There was blood! And a body!

Miss bustier: ……. Lila, telling lies and accusing classmates of committing crimes is very serious and there are very real consequences for lying.

Lila: BUT IM NOT LYING! NOT ABOUT THIS!

Alya: so your admitting that all that stuff you accused Marinette of before was a lie? (She comes up behind them followed by other students.)

Lila: well um er yes but I’m not lying this time! Marinette really did kill Chloe!

Alya: Girl you don’t know when to stop lying do you?! Marinette is right here! And Chloe is over there still very much alive!

Alya point to Marinette who is standing right next to her and then Chloe who was standing off to the side with Sabrina.

Lila looks on at them in shock.

Lila: h-how?! But I saw-you were-haaaaaaaah. (Rendered speechless)

Miss bustier: it looks like we are gonna have to take this to the principal and have a long talk about your dishonest tendencies Lila. It’s clear now that we can’t trust anything you say anymore. Come along.

The teacher escorts Lila to the principals office. While all the student congratulate Marinette for being cleared.

Alya: haha! Idk what made Lila lose it but now she’s been exposed for the compulsive liar she is.

Marinette: yeah it’s great! Lol ….. but what made her think that I’d go around murdering people?

Meanwhile fox noir is laying on the roof laughing his ass off as quietly as possible so as not to alert anyone that he was there.

Later on a random rooftop overlooking Paris.

Chat noir is sitting watching the sunset while ladybug swings in to join him.

Ladybug: watching the sunset? It’s beautiful.

Chat noir: yep…… so did you hear about a girl who went nuts at the Françoise Dupont School?

Ladybug: you mean Lila? Yeah that was weird. She accused a girl of murdering another student.

Chat noir: hehehe yeah, I think she really liked my little prank 😁(cheekily holds up the fox miraculous for ladybug to see)

Ladybug: ?!?! THAT WAS YOU?! 😧

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This idea was based off something I did in Yandere simulator.

I murdered a student, waited for my rival to walk in the class and see the carnage I made. Body parts everywhere. Watched her run out to get a teacher, then cleaned up the body and stuff all the parts in a cello case and walked out. Then watched as she brought back said teacher and get scolded for pulling a false alarm.

I made that poor girl sound crazy, and I scared the life out of her too lol XD

[the-vampire-lance]

I love this morbidly sadistic humor. What a way to get back at a lying bitch lol XD

I’d like to borrow that fox miraculous. I want to create an illusion of all the dead alteans that lotor killed just to torment him (evil laugh) 😈

HE SHALL BE HAUNTED BY THE DEAD TONIGHT MUAHAHAHAHAHHAA XD

[the-vampire-lance]

It is my dream to someday get a cat, then get a sign to put on my front door that looks like this.

When people see my cat sitting in the window looking at them, it will throw them off sooooo badly AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA XD

I’d love to see the look on burglars and porch pirates faces when they see this sign and that cat lmao XD

[dnightshade0]

Miraculous: I love you m’lady 😸

Ladybug and chat noir just deakumatized a villain.

“Pound it!”

Chat noir: te amo m’lady!

Ladybug: what? 🤨

Chat noir: te amo. It means goodbye in Spanish

Ladybug: oh. te amo to you too chat. 😊

Chat noir: ?!! 😳…. 😁 (snort) te amo hehe 😁

Later after deakumatizing another villain.

“Pound it!”

Chat noir: Ich liebe dich m’lady! 😁

Ladybug: does that mean goodbye in another language too?

Chat noir: yep, in German.

Ladybug: Ich liebe dich chat! 😊

Chat noir: (is taking all of his self control to hold it in) Ich liebe dich! 🥰

Later when ladybug is with Rena rouge and Carapace.

Ladybug: well that’s all, I’ll see you guys later. Ich liebe dich!

Carapace: ?! 😳

Rena rouge: .. I’m sorry what? 🫤

Ladybug: oh sorry. It means goodbye in German.

Carapace and Rena rouge look at each other, then back at ladybug.

Rena rouge: where did you learn that?

Ladybug: from chat noir. He also taught me how to say goodbye in Spanish too. It’s te amo.

Rena rouge: ……. Ladybug, those words mean “I love you” in Spanish and German.

Ladybug: !!! 😨

Carapace: (snickers) 🤣

Ladybug: CHAT NOIR YOU SNEAKY SON OF A Bi- 🤬

Somewhere else in Paris.

Chat noir: AHAHAHA I GOT LADYBUG TO TELL ME SHE LOVES ME! LOL 😆

[the-vampire-lance]

……. I oughta try this on Keith. 😈 (evil laugh)

I wonder if he’d fall for it.

[meowsfeed]

Source: thedodo

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby

[dnightshade0]

Now I really want to see someone draw this as a miraculous ladybug comic. ladybug as this little ol lady and cat noir as the cat. I can just picture ladybug getting all mad at chat for getting into stuff.

Ladybug: get your A double S of my curtains! You’re going outside!

Alya: outside huh?

Chat laying his head on ladybug’s stomach while she pets him.

Ladybug: …. I don’t know how he got in here.

Alya: well then let me take him out.

Ladybug: no no the damage is done.

[the-vampire-lance]

Ladybug: help viperion! Get him off me! He thinks he’s a jungle cat!

Ladybug: where’s chat noir?

Viperion: in the trash.

Ladybug: good! It’s where he belongs.

Viperion: oooh savage.

Chat noir: (thought bubble) I’m in the trash cause you threw me in the trash woman! 😠 how did you forget that?!

[kittydealer]

u/Emotional-Macaroon64

[dnightshade0]

Shade: hay ladybug! Ladybug! Check this out!

Shows ladybug this video.

Ladybug: um ok. But poor little kitten, his mom accidentally threw him in the trash.

Shade: I KNOW RIGHT! POOR. LITTLE. KITTY. GETTING THROWN IN THE TRASH LIKE A PIECE OF GARBAGE…. KINDA LIKE HOW YOU THREW CHAT NOIR IN THE GARBAGE 😈

Ladybug: 😳……. You’re never gonna let that go are you? 😓

Shade: not a chance in hell 😈. Also…. That’s animal abuse. Should I be calling the animal rights activists? 😆

Ladybug: he’s not a real cat >_<

Shade: you heard him purr once. If it purrs like a cat, then it IS a cat. 😏

[the-vampire-lance]

Yeah let’s call the humane society. They will be interested to hear about ladybug committing animal cruelty. Lol XD

On one hand, the mommy cat can’t be charged for littering. Lol XD