The Vamps♥

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[dietchola-deactivated20140210]

the fact that some day our generation is going to be leading the country is terrifying because we’re all fucking idiots

[creamswrld]

But we’re funny.

[truthstated-deactivated20170813]

We are pretty hilarious.

[french-tea-deactivated20200928]

[thinly-deactivated20200907]

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

[ziusik]

PINE. APPLE.

[shiningartifact]

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

[thelionstirs]

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

[mimigaprince-deactivated2015021]

never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me

a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs

[djkaeru]

[the-vamps-jadley]

Every Horse Movie Ever

Girl: I don't want to move to the country

Parents: You have to, your not-that-bad behavior is out of control.

Girl: You're ruining my life!

Uncle: Hi! I'm the horse-crazy uncle that's in danger of losing my ranch! Here, have a welcome home present, a half-trained, dangerous young stallion!

Girl: Awesome! Now I can enter a contest and win enough money to save your ranch, all while curing me of my reckless behavior and learning the value of friendship and hard work in the process!

[justdrinktea]

so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

here’s a general gist of the translation:

Rudolph had a shiny nose no one liked him he cried every night then one Christmas it was dark Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient) Rudolph was useful.

I SHIT YOU NOT. 

[kkatkkrap]

[jupitereyed]

That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.

[headless-hat-deactivated2013121]

IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

[simplywonderfulmindlessness]

So i was looking at the 72 kings of hell with my brother and i found something

This is Stolas he is a prince of hell

And this is a Furby

stolas just has longer legs

[caturday]

[ratspunk]

He’s summoning Satan

[sweeetbaabycheeesus-deactivated]

or maybe he’s just warming his paws because they’re cold 

[grootmadeofcute-deactivated2015]

No, he’s a cat. He is definitely summoning Satan.

[octaviablackes-blog]

[pleatedjeans]

[foodnun-deactivated20140601]

holy shiz shes never goin down

[iwantajaneaustenlife]

I’m probably going to cry when the queen dies and I’m american

[omgmyfeels]

England will fall

[guardianangelic]

The world will cry when the queen dies.

[txz]

[godtiermeme]

And then the soul of every child watching withered and died.

[kissedmequiteinsane]

if this wasn’t the worst moment of your childhood then we can no longer associate with each other

[jayohennenn-deactivated20121228]

Just hearing Pikachu in my head with his sorrowful “Pika-Pi” brings back so many emotions…

[i-still-dont-like-your-face]

[lost-flames]

[cheekyjackandflappyfinn-deactiv]

why do i like this so much?? lol

[the11thdoctah]

Visit Original Link

Reblog if you know this song.

Or just for Sue from catering

[potterwholockedx10]

I don’t know the song but the song AND these gifs are just too amazing to not reblog this. 

[ncc1701overgallifrey]

I’m crying, it’s fine. Really it’s fine.

[partying-with-thrandy]

Reblog again because fuck you thats why

[5sos-are-my-daylight]

Oh my god

[smoshingconnorball]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!! Omg!

[boyx-deactivated20190424]

when u get to sit next to ur friend in class 

[boyx-deactivated20190424]

HEY THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A PORN GIF WHO CHANGED IT TO OBAMA WITH A DUCK

[birdnerdpearl]

THAT IS NOT OBAMA WITH A DUCK

[brookylnbby]

I LOVE THIS POST BECAUSE I’VE SEEN IT ON MY DASH 3 TIMES AND EACH TIME IT’S A DIFFERENT PICTURE

[inkcaviness]

I just have to reblog this post every time it shows up with a different picture

[beautysheeep]

IT KEEPS CHANGING AND IT’S TOO CONFUSING 

[firelordphoebe-deactivated20211]

I’m watching Star Trek: Into Darkness with my dad and when Khan is having his moment in the brig my dad just looks at me dead serious and goes “The more this man talks the gayer I get.”

[asdfghjklmcvey]

oh jems bby