𝑮𝒐𝒚𝒊𝒎 𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝑻𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝑴𝒆

29/♌/♂ cool hip rad dad I'm Owen and this is my "quality" blog Oakland

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[aflo]

[mtndewbajablast]

we are going to have to bring back “smex”

[mtndewbajablast]

[hiveswap]

shrex

[yasirumora]

I will design 200 catchy and professional pinterest pins only for $5. https://www.fiverr.com/share/VNk0Vz

[mtndewbajablast]

like hell you will

[sjweminem]

owen wilson broke up with his ex girlfriend cause she wasn't into the idea of him having casual sex with his male and female friends that man is up for anything

not even gonna fact check this im choosing to automatically believe anything anybody tells me about owen winston

[sjweminem]

[internetwesley]

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[internetwesley]

its a cold and its a broken tumblr cum poll

[tastefullyoffensive]

[gay-irl]

[modogoblin]

[fernies]

Alien office antics

[archivedbyebye]

Oh your girlfriend? yeah sorry she made one mistake and now the fandom hates her. yeah they're calling her a terrible character. oh definitely, they miss the entire point of her character arc, they really don't understand how it works in the story. yeah if she was a male character her flaws would be chalked up to moral complexity, no sorry, they're writing essays about how she should be held more accountable for her actions even though she was just doing what she thought was best for the people she loved and-

[queerautism]

Terfs really think dicks are inherently weapons of mass destruction like??? What the FUCK are u saying lmao

[hellsite-yano]

[telltaletypist]

PENIS BLAST

[lazywonderlvnd]

this tweet sends me into fucking hysterics once a day

[depsidase]

[edgyomg-blog]

[wasabiprophet]

[halszkaraptor]

what does prince of egypt has to do with jewish people wtf

this is the funniest ask ive ever received theres no way this is for real have you ever Watched it. do you know who the hebrews are.

[socialmaya]

[crotchapple]

A succubus but instead of stealing your soul through sex she kisses you and your wallet disappears

[crotchapple]

She may have just been a pickpocket idk it was dark

[a3poify]

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

[dirtylittlemammals]

Easyer egg for office workers:

[everydaylouie]

snoopy's brother, spike