Just a Shining Artifact of the Past

Feel free to ask me things if you'd like. Here you'll find the things I enjoy, including but not limited to: Teen Wolf, Parks and Rec, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Avengers, The Good Wife, Brooklyn 99, The Mindy Project, MCR, pretty people, turtles, bears, and tons of other awesome things. I tag EVERYTHING, so tumblr savior at will - and if there's ever anything that you'd like me to tag specifically, please let me know! [AO3]

[sandandglass]

TDS, February 10, 2015

Jon Stewart announces he will be leaving the show this year

[shiningartifact]

Here's a link to the video. What are we going to do without him???

[tropicwitch-deactivated20160303]

hey guys i kinda don’t wanna talk abt anything else but this scene thanks

[shiningartifact]

This scene is so important to me. This movie was hard and wonderful and heartbreaking and amazing. I love them.

[shiningartifact]

Drunk Leslie is the greatest EVER. This entire episode is amazing and perfect and I love her so much. (PS: This compilation of a LOT of Leslie's drunk moments is also genius and well worth watching.)

[ricamora]

[itsnotpornipromise]

wait is this inspirational or a sex joke?

[vulcan-science-council]

i think its both. i think its both.

[shiningartifact]

...thus the genius of AC.

[dailypawnee]

[shiningartifact]

Oh, Garry-Jerry-Larry-Terry-Garry. I'm going to miss this show so hard.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Video: Child Prodigy Tanishq Abraham Tells Conan Some Science Jokes

[shiningartifact]

Yesssss. Nerd jokes forever.

[notabadday]

[shiningartifact]

"We’re gonna miss each other. This show is, for the fans, gonna live on forever. That is the beauty of being a fan of Parks and Recreation, is that anytime you want to see it, you can on Netflix and see it or you can go on your DVR and see it or you can put in your DVD and see it. But for us it’s not about the idea that our show is gonna live forever because that’s not where we enjoy the show, not in the medium of it being shown on television. We enjoy creating it and making it, and that’s coming to an end so that’s very sad for us because, you know, we’re not fans of the show, we are the people who are making the show. Just like life, it’s a beautiful thing but you enter it knowing that it will end one day. Our tears aren’t because we feel like we haven’t lived a full life here on the show, it’s just that it’s coming to an end and it’s very emotional for us." - Chris Pratt

[televisionsgifs-blog]

[shiningartifact]

sometimes he looks so exactly like Tim Curry from the RHPS days. this is one of those times.

[gilmorgirls]

[shiningartifact]

"The inn is just falling apart. This has been my dream forever, and I have it, and it’s here, and I’m failing. I can’t handle it. I just spend every minute running around and working and thinking. And I thought I would have help, but Sookie has Davey, and Michel has Celine, and I’m — I can’t do it all by myself. And I don’t even have time to see my kid, and hell, forget see her, just even talk to her. And I miss her. And I sat there in my parents’ house just listening to my grandmother basically call me a charity case, and I couldn’t even argue with her. I couldn’t even say anything, because I am. I’m running out of money, and I don’t know what to do about it, and I was gonna, I was gonna ask you for $30,000 at dinner tonight. That’s how pathetic I am.” (requested by anon)

I want to give Lauren Graham seventy thousand Emmys. Can I do that? Somehow?

[theworldofcinema]

"Now Colin, you’ve always been seen as a romantic lead to the ladies. How did you apply this to a gay context? Was it difficult for you? How did you-"

[sebpatrick]

The look on his face here is brilliant.

[slightlypretentious-deactivated]

same

[shiningartifact]

Alicia's bitchface is IMPORTANT, y'all.

[savethegoondocks]

Introducing: The Goonies

[recomposing]

2x01

[shiningartifact]

i laughed so goddamn hard at abby screaming her fucking head off at that tiny tiny kitten. almost cried.

[hypable]

'Ghostbusters' reboot cast revealed: Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Leslie Jones, Kate McKinnon

The four ladies who will make up the cast of the all-female Ghostbusters reboot were revealed Tuesday.

[lostmynerdsoul]

THIS IS GOING TO BE SO GREAT

[shiningartifact]

This is amazing. All of these ladies are so fucking funny. Excellent casting.

[jimothyshalpert-deactivated2017]

It’s the pinnacle of the Santiago Drunkenness Scale. One drink, Amy’s a little spacey. Two drinks, Loud Amy. Three drinks, Amy Dance-pants. Four-drink Amy is a bit of a pervert. And Five-drink Amy is weirdly confident.

                       Is this gonna be the weekend we finally meet Six-drink Amy?

[shiningartifact]

Amy = me

[missdontcare-x]

Interviewer: I’m not the only one of course, a lot of people are crushing on you, including Uzo Aduba for Orange Is The New Black. Tatiana: Well, I’m crushing on her, I think I crushed on her first and now it’s nice and mutual, it’s great, she’s amazing. She’s like such a strong actor, plays such a huge character with such grounded truth to it. And she’s hilarious. I really love her.

[scullyxmulder-deactivated202205]

[shiningartifact]

I feel like I’ve lost sight of myself, Mulder. It’s hard to see, let alone find, in the darkness of covert locations. I mean, I wish I could say that we were going in circles, but we’re not. We’re going in an endless line, two steps forward and three steps back. While my own life is standing still. 

X-Files rewatch has commenced. Falling in love with Scully all over again is basically the greatest.