Queendom of the Moose

Bi-nturong's S.O., G.F., Wifu what ever the heck you want to call me, I swear I'm not a bot. Nolite te bastardes carborundorum: :D

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[chilliesh]

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[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: When you walk the Jianghu, be fast (cr 兜里有糖)

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ARE THESE BIRDS❔❔❔

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Not to overstate the perks of divorce, but as a kid whose parents divorced, remarried, divorced, and married again one of my favourite things is to show up to family functions like “I’m related to literally none of you. What up with these mini muffins tho”

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I spent last thanksgiving with my ex-stepparent’s new spouse’s family and the kids were like “are you our step-brother?” and I just cackled like a cartoon villain

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[la-laborista-republiko]

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[victusinveritas]

[naughtypiggy]

Scientists uncovered the nutrients bees were missing — Colonies surged 15-fold

Scientists have developed a breakthrough “superfood” for honeybees by engineering yeast to produce the essential nutrients normally found in

TLDR- Modern agriculture pollen is low in nutrients, and there aren’t enough wildflowers. Science has to develop vitamins to supplement the diets of agricultural bees. So plant some wildflowers for the wild bees near you.

[introvertsnation]

Hard Decision.

MY INSTAGRAM | YOUTUBE

[shizuney]

then i knock out at 7 am

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[pinkmadnessing]

til Christina Koch (currently flying to the moon)(first all women spacewalk) was the first person to edit wikipedia from space. AND IT WAS TO ADD INFORMATION ABOUT SPACEWALKS. AS A SPACEWALKING ASTRONAUT

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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tried to hatch an easter egg once

[dr4g0nwh1sk3rs]

I- I don’t think I wanna know

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

didn't have a heat lamp so i kept it under my armpit for a week

[antifa-furry-soldier]

If this were anyone else I'd be confident this is a bit

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it was elementary school. the year before our class hatched a batch of chickens in an incubator, i knew they needed heat. plus i didn't want an adult to confiscate it. during class i alternated between my hoodie pocket and my armpit (warmer). solid logic

[webber-da-spider]

Was it a plastic one or a painted one?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

well see that was the big issue

[webber-da-spider]

Answer the question gaud

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this happened in June. Easter had been over for 2 months. Easter was not on my mind. so when i found a single perfect intact egg (not hollow) just sitting on the ground under a tree, it did not occur to me that

the tree was next door to a church, places infamously known for organizing easter egg hunts

a single perfect white chicken egg rarely appears in nature nestled against a suburban tree trunk

to read deeper meaning into the small splashes of color on the base (thought it was pollution or smthng)

no, i did not see a forgotten easter egg that had been left for 2 months to weather the elements. i saw a random egg, in need of hatching.

[rhynereads]

You see Gaud, I don't believe you. You absolutely saw a forgotten Easter egg and tried to hatch it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*sighs* let my motives be washed away by the tides of time. whatever my intentions, I tried to hatch a rotten easter egg under my armpit.

tragedy, naturally, struck.

[androgynousmushroomlad]

I hatched a goose egg with th3 armpit technique once

[androgynousmushroomlad]

Her brother is also there, but their mum actually managed to hatch him. Her name is Riley and his name is chucky

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

well see now i feel cheated

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[elodieunderglass]

I can’t believe if the universe had aligned slightly differently that I would’ve missed seeing this

[hellenhighwater]

The bigs are in One Of Us Tells Only Truths And The Other Only Lies mode, and Maybe is frolicking.

[achillesinhighheels]

[origami-butterfly]

We can't live like this

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