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toskarin

boss (soft, weak, perilously unworthy of power): you good? you've been staring into space for a while. you listening?

choir in my head (chanting, ominous): 🔥下克上🔥下克上🔥下克上🔥下克上🔥 🥁🥁🥁💥

me (heaven's favourite): just spaced out a little

bussiarati

Cmon Barbie let’s go spidey ah ah ahhh

cyphyree

i love rebuloonary gorl oot

emilylovescookies

in the name of the moon!!

theecoterroristnextdoor

I'm genderfluid but mostly my gender is just "idiot" so I use she/huh and he/hm? pronouns

silkirose

I go by those they/umm pronouns too

kosmogrl

kragehund-est

fuck-kirk

yesterday I was at gamestop and a man in full Data cosplay walked up to the front counter and I did a double take so hard I nearly broke my neck. So, he walks up and the cashier just casually smiles and goes “How’s it going, Data? What can I do for you?” and Data goes, “I am doing quite well. I was just wondering when you guys would have Destiny 2 in stock.” This mans……literally did not smile or emote at all. He went all in. The cashier was totally non fazed. I, however, was completely shitting my pants cos ya’ll DO NOT understand how good this dude’s cosplay was. It really looked like fuckin data teleported into the middle of game stop in rural ohio to ask about motherfucking destiny 2.

The only time he broke character was when I was stealthily trying to stare at him and thinking about asking for a pic when he was walking out.This dude. Looked at me, completely expressionless. and WINKED at me. Someone collect ya mans he wildin lmfao

iamthecutestofborg

The wink isn’t even really ooc I think he would totally do that

now-phaeton-flier

I can’t believe Data violated the temporal directive just to buy Destiny 2

sephiramy

me messaging a casual acquaintance: hello, how are you?

me messaging a best friend w/zero lead-in:

boozehund-blog

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

wolfprud3-deactivated20170620

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

bitterblackboricua

theimfamousbitch

ierostein

pride moodboard

cannibalchicken

thefisherqueen

Good stream!

stealthrockdamage-deactivated20

i have to do yuri in real life

#HAPPY PRIDE BABES #still cant believe it #i didnt bag shit. she just kinda #picked me up #threw me over her shoulder #and i have no plans of getting off anytime soon

jisuto

nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice

Iroh: so Toph, what are your goals in life?

Toph: I’ve been banned from every major city’s transportation system except Omashu

Toph: I don’t know what their limit is but I will fucking find it

probsjosh

King Boomie, having exactly zero limits:

theotheristhedoctor

Unstoppable object meets immovable force

gaangarang

[Toph eventually slips up and is captured by the city guard force. Instead of being imprisoned or exiled, Toph finds herself being given audience with the King of Omashu.]

Bumi: Well, well, well. It seems I have finally met the troublemaker who has been causing such chaos with my rail systems.

Toph:…

Bumi: I must say, I am thoroughly impressed with your earthbending abilities. You remind me of myself when I was a lad.

Toph: Get to the point.

Bumi: I see great potential in you, Toph Beifong. I want you inherit my title once I am no longer fit to rule.

Toph: Wait what the fuck

out-there-on-the-maroon

Why wasn’t this Toph’s future instead of becoming a freaking cop. This would have made so much more sense.

gallusrostromegalus

My favorite part of this is “when I am no longer fit to rule” because

1. Implying Bumi was fit to rule at any point

1.1 except maybe in the sense that he was completely shredded

2. That he has no plans to die, (nor would death necessarily make him unfit to rule), but that he apparently intends to like. Tuck his arms and legs into himself and just roll off into the sunset.

3. Given that the Earth Kingdom has an actual ruling family that causes some drama in LoK, Toph continuing to cause monarchy confusion is both 100% in character and fucking hilarious.

definitelynotaminion

Toph takes over as King Bumi the second and everyone is like “no that’s not how inheriting works” and Bumi is like “No no she’s right, I did say “inherit my title!”