came out swinging

human disaster

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

When the depression meme fad ended but u still have like……actual depression

[lmaonade]

me: *walking*

my cat: i am going to run in front of you. i am going to sprint in front of you so fast mid step and you are going to punt me into the sun

me: okay sir yes sir 

[stolligaseptember]

do you ever tire of how, like, dramatic anxiety is?? it’s like. bitch. bitch. it’s not that serious. we’ll live. it’ll probably be a pain in the ass, but we’ll live. so stop making me feel like i’m actively dying.

[cornflakegirls]

technically i’m “interested in men” but im actually not interested in them at all

[owlmylove]

sometimes u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

it’s really august huh… like 8 whole months have passed……….. disgusting

[postirony-moved-deactivated2016]

you flirting: hey beautiful

me flirting:

[foulserpent]

small brain “hotel california is about drugs” normal brain “hotel california is about the music industry” giant brain “hotel california is meant to be taken completely literally and The Eagles are still trapped there”

[teuer]

Adult Link can shove the ocarina up my ass and blow Alexa send tweet

i didnt ask for this

[moremarbles]

someone: what’s wrong? tell me how you feel

me, forgetting everything i’ve ever struggled with because i’m being put on the spot: uhhhhhh i’m actually pretty okay

[1dietcokeinacan]

I hate when u say “deja vu” out loud n someone ur with goes “what was it?” Like bitch we all can barely communicate the most straightforward ideas without utter confusion and chaos…..u rly believe it is within my capacity to explain exactly what fleeting moment of temporal embodiment made me feel like a vague reincarnated ghost girl trapped in a child’s dream??? Surely u are mistaken.

[hungwy]

Let dogs and cats sniff… Just let them fhcnking sniff… They love it

[estradiol]

making fun of small dick energy isn’t anti body positive fools. it’s about your spiritual dick. your soul cock. u can have a small dick and have the biggest dick energy in the world. dick energy transcends human form u cowards

[deathmoth-deactivated20181229]

What did I just read

[gothspitt]

the truth 

[lanchpadmcquack-archive]

The B in IHOB stands for

[just-shower-thoughts]

A big part of owning a pet or being a parent is forcibly dragging a kicking and screaming little animal who finds your continuous attempts to keep it safe and alive to be the epitome of cruelty.

[legere-librum]

I can never understand how Snape apologetics can stand up for him when he CANONICALLY does this shit.

I can maybe, maybe, understand those who haven’t read the books standing up for him, because honestly the movies don’t cover all the horrible stuff he does. But those who have read the books and still stick up for him baffle me.

I mean, you don’t see anyone sticking up for the Dursley’s or Umbridge, when they do the same stuff to Harry as Snape. How is Snape any different?

[elonmuskisabitch]

ted cruz is gonna kill a supreme court judge