You looked like a jazz Dalek!

I'm Mel. I'm Canadian. I'm a photographer. Sometimes I write things. Mostly I reblog random whatnot and other things I like. I love cherries and sloths and I miss the ocean.

[bob-artist]

Crimetober 1-9

Because birds are criminals.

[bob-artist]

Crimetober 10-21

When will they be held accountable

[bob-artist]

Crimetober 22-31

Justice will never be served.

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[gaygoatshane]

happy pride

[sparkleplatypuswriter]

So a rather small handful of us have created a Heated Rivalry discord for Canadian fans/Canadian loons... heavily fic based so far and mostly to share CanCon fics... but also to chat about HR from a Canadiana perspective. If anyone who is Canadian or living in Canada would like the link, please feel free to DM me!

[1five1two]

[decadent-hag]

[commodorecliche]

[omgthatdress]

Having thought about it, "Cloud dancer" is really the perfect bullshit color for the bullshit year of 2026. It's gonna be the year of the tech billionaire, so of course the color of the year is tech white, AKA the landlord special.

Welcome to the technofascist future, bitches. It's white.

[bane-of-technology]

the jokes write themselves

[omgthatdress]

I love this addition

[knit-braid]

Pantone can't miss

oooop wait I guess they can

[omgthatdress]

STOP BEING FUNNIER THAN ME

[areyoudoingthis]

babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world

[justplainsalty]

The blog post is pretty great too.

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[gagarin-smiles-anyway]

Traditional Russian window frame - nalichnik (by Andrei Lisitsyn)

[ladienymsmoved-blog]

Beware the Ides of March [x]

[blackcatkin]

OF ALL DAYS THIS WAS THE BEST DAY TO DO THIS

[alfa-lima-limon]

SCREAMING.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

[advanced-procrastination]

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

[maybe-its-jake]

Today’s your lucky day

[shreekofjoy]

You've been hit by 🔪

You've been struck by🔪

A mad senator! 🔪

[americanroads]

Photographs by Leah Frances https://leah-frances.com/book

[rabid-transcendentalist]

Caesar has grown too ambitious and knives are flying in the senate! Select a trio of coordinates below and click (keep reading) to see how you contributed to his assassination!

E5 E2 C4

E4 B5 B3

A1 A2 B2

E1 C1 D2

A4 F5 C3

A5 B1 F3

F1 E2 C5

D1 F2 D5

D3 A3 C2

F4 B4 D4

Voting ended onMar 16

[stitchposts]

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[rhube]

This is it, lads. The post that started us on this path 9 years ago.

I sure hope no one told him.

[random-brushstrokes]

Leonid Pasternak  (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work

[caressthosecheekbones]

oh leonid, we're really in it now

[wintersmitth]

Leonid, you really understand it.

[alexaloraetheris]

Save me Leonid, from my empty Word document

[elodieunderglass]

Leonid what should I do about the emails

[letitrainathousandflames]

Babe are you okay? you reblogged Leonid Pasternak's Torments of Creative Work again