The Bowery Presents
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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NASA
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occasionally subtle
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@the-wilted-sunflower
I unironically adore weird teenagers who don’t know exactly what the hell is going on yet. This kid came in for a job interview at the grocery store today wearing very nice slacks and suspenders and a bow tie, with his lil pink hair all done up, and I’m just like, “Oh, we gotta hire this kid. He kicks ass. Motherfucker’s going to groceries prom and we couldn’t stop him if we tried. He’s my manager now; I only answer to grocery prom kid.”
very upset i can't find a specific cat sculpture I like
FOUND THE BITCH
by Karen fawcett
my kink is prideful characters holding their loved ones in their arms and going absolutely feral as they beg someone - anyone - to save them
december is here and this cutie loves it
Hate the 4 or so days after peeling a bandaid off where you have to wait for the stupid red mark to go away
That’s what you all said about pomegranates a few days ago. Tumblr doesn’t get to armchair diagnose me with two allergies in the same week, that isn’t fair.
Stop being maybe allergic to things then /j.
I’ve gone through my entire life with basically no allergies and I’m not about to start now
#could also be an adhesive allergy! i am fine with latex but some bandaids man
Given that the persistent red parts and dry skin are always in the ‘shape’ of the adhesive part that’s probably it
“Pomegranate allergy is seen in conjunction with allergies to other foods presenting as Latex Food Syndrome, which is caused by the body confusing the proteins it encounters in food to that of latex proteins to which it is already sensitised.”
“There are 3 allergens thought to cause allergic reactions in pomegranates, these are called Pun g 1, Pun g 7 and Pun g 14. Pun g 14 is a chitinase protein. This is a plant derived enzyme made by plants naturally to act as a defence against fungal attacks. Chitinase is a protein associated with an allergy to latex.”
http://www.allergyresources.co.uk/Pomegranate.php
You’re saying it’s possible that my body throws hissy fits over delicious fruit and medical treatment because it’s freaking out over an antifungal protein?
WAIT. MAIZE IS ON THIS LIST.
IS SWEETCORN NOT SUPPOSED TO SOFTEN THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH UP AND HURT LIKE HELL FOR HOURS?? IS THAT AN ALLERGY THING??
May I offer moral support?
I spent my entire life thinking tomatoes were spicy. Turns out, they’re not. I was 36 when I learned that I’m allergic to some kind of pollen that also triggers on raw tomatoes. :S
At least you get an entirely different depth of flavour from the average burger! XD
If Lynati is right I might have one single allergy that wants to fuck my life up in multiple distinct ways.
The irony here is that I only mentioned bandaids because I was using them to secure samples to my skin for a pomegranate test last week.
Here’s a “life-hack” for you. Apparently concentrated Kool-Aid can be used as a pretty effective leather dye. I was making a drink while cutting the snaps off some new straps for my pauldrons and I got curious, so I tried it, thinking, “ok even if this works, it will just wash out.” Nope. It took the “dye” (undiluted) in about 3 seconds. After drying for about an hour and a half, it would not wash off in the hottest tap-water. It would not wash out after soaking for 30 minutes. It did not wash out until I BOILED it, and even then, only by a tiny bit and it gave it a weathered look that was kind of cool. Add some waterproofing and I’d wager it would survive even that. That rich red is only one application too. Plus it smells great, lol. So there you go, cheap, fruity smelling leather dye in all the colors Kool-Aid has to offer.
WELL THEN!
this may be important to some of my followers *and certainly not just getting reblogged because of my costuming and my boyfriends desire for leather armor*
When I was in middle school we used to use it to dye our hair. Potent stuff.
If you’re dying anything with kool-aid it’s best to use SUGAR-FREE ones otherwise the thing you’re dying might get all sticky
the flavor only packets where you are supposed add sugar are the best. they will dye any natural fiber: leather, wool, cotton, hair, flax, jute, silk and so forth. heat the dye water so it is more potent. let dry then rinse excess out in cold water. there’s a whole system to this.
To the person reading this, I hope tonight treats you gently, and that tomorrow looks brighter.
EVERYONE STOP I JUST LEARNED A NEW EMOTICON
‘,:)
Photography by Robyn Von Swank for Variety
I taught my kid that swear words (important note: this does not include derogatory names for groups of people) are just words that can carry a social consequence. When you are a child, this consequence isn’t on you, as much as it is on your parents, who are responsible for you. As such, parents usually just ask their kids not to swear. Instead of that, I told him to ask me before he swore so I could explain the potential social consequences and we could make the decision together. So far, he’s asked a handful of times if he could swear at Trump while we watched the news. I found this perfectly acceptable, so he got to say “Ｆｕｃｋ trump”. Once when he dislocated his knee, he asked to swear - I said yea, he yelled “HOLY SHIT OUCH” and I asked if it made him feel better, he said it did. Once in traffic someone almost hit us and he asked to swear, I said yes - he said “That guy is an ASSHOLE” and I was like, yeah. 100% he was. He’s never asked to swear at a time that I felt was inappropriate. I have 0 regrets about this parenting decision.
(From Mama’s Bank Account, by Kathryn Forbes)
All this site ever talks about are Italian Grandmas, where’s the appreciation for my Italian Found Grandpas?
I got two neighbours in their 70s and 80s respectively and they’ve both taken a wild interest in my orchard because they both used to plant stuff and now they’re living vicariously through mine, checking on progress, helping out, trying to teach me stuff except most of the time they have wildly different opinions on how to spot bastard branches on tomato plants and I’m living for the drama
We were plowing the field today when one of them asked me why I didn’t have a boyfriend when I’m already 25 and I went “Men are trouble”, you know, like a lesbian, and he just stopped for a second, thought then dipped his hat. “Now, that is true” where else would I get this?
Update, Found Grandpas now planning my future marriage like an heist.
“You like fieldwork, you need to marry the son of a landowner. Lots of land, lots of cultivation. Done! You’re set for life!”
“But he must be dumb.”
“Oh yeah, dumb like a wood plank. So dumb you can do whatever you want.”
“And get the land.”
“And get the land!”
You know what? Bisexual farmer marries landowner himbo is the happy ending I deserve
When is Marisha Ray going to get the respect she absolutely deserves. I say this because I saw someone say well Matt just isn’t going to kick Marisha his wife off the show (they were talking about having a more diverse cast but that’s not what I’m here to talk about). First why are people assuming he has that power, Marisha is THE CREATIVE DIRECTOR meaning everything that goes on twitch goes through her. Marisha on the Philip DeFranco interview said she was one of the main ones who shut down the idea of them streaming from home during the pandemic (a good decision in my opinion). Meaning Marisha’s word has a ton of weight, I don’t understand why she’s still put into this Matt’s wife role, she seems have more pull and say in the company then Matt does.
She’s the creative director of a channel on twitch that just made 10 million dollars in 26 months in which 4 of those months they were on hiatus, she deserves the same amount of respect that Travis and Matt get there is a reason she’s always there in the state of the role episodes.
Without Marisha CR wouldn’t be nearly as successful as it is today, she’s way more then just Matt’s wife she’s got just as much say if not more in what they do as a company. I don’t understand why she’s always ignored when big decisions are made, people act like only Matt and Travis are making these decisions and not her which is far from the truth she’s just as important as they are.
I love the idea of Spock being super queer, highly expressive and very emotional from a Vulcan view point. Like...
What humans see:
What Vulcans see:
#nothing but respect for MY favorite family unit
Stabbys great grand pappy, Slashy
highlighting @werewolf-boi 's threatening tags
when you're having a party and want to subtly signal to people it's time to leave
Stabby the Space Roomba got an upgrade
ok but have you ever seen a parked blimp?
why is this so goddamn funny
they are absolutely not supposed to do this btw, this happened because of unexpected wind conditions. blimps are intended to be docked horizontally. It’s still quite a sight to see.
the metal tower is called a mooring mass. the tallest mooring mast ever designed was the Empire State Building spire, which was originally built to allow airships to dock.
(this was mostly a publicity stun that never actually, ahem, got off the ground)
imagine if that was the Led Zeppelin I cover
