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cursed posts and cats | mid 20s | he/she/they

[kaijuno]

[the-quasar-hero]

You turn around and see this

[the-big-mood]

Scientists at Cortical Labs have successfully trained a cluster of approximately 200,000 living human neurons, grown on a microelectrode array chip, to play the classic 3D video game DOOM.

[infestuous]

have yall heard about the 17lb cannibal cat named Baby Jesus

[infestuous]

thats a big a boy

[galedekarios]

urgent help: patchouli & karlo & cashew

the tierhilfe belarus (link 1 facebook / link 2 instagram) is trying to help find patchouli, karlo and cashew urgently a new home. these three sweet floofs are located in the state-run kill shelter in minsk.

if you are located in germany and wish to adopt a cat, please consider them.

patchouli is:

male

1-2 years old

timid and shy

cat-friendly

karlo is:

male

2-3 years old

shy

cat-friendly

cashew is:

male

4-5 years old

scared

cat-friendly

please contact them, let them know you're interested.

contact: [email protected]

once approved for adoption, they will travel directly to germany fully vaccinated, microchipped, neutered, and tested for fiv/felv. there is an adoption fee to help support the costs of medicine, transportation and the work the volunteers do.

again, i'm more than willing to help with the adoption fee if there is true interest in adopting them.

please share if you cannot help directly. you can also help them out, by going directly to facebook / instagram to share their posts on the platforms.

[torstherapy]

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[most-sane-classicist]

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[ampervadasz]

[drtanner]

Love that you can see the exact moment that Enlightenment™ occurs for this little dude. Good job, you did it.

[r4cs0]

Right there

[forustothinkistobealive]

Quelle: Aktionsbündnis Psychotherapie via Instagram

Die Bundesregierung plant ganz tolle Dinge mit der psychotherapeutischen Versorgung, also schreibt bitte eure Abgeordneten an!

Hier eine Mail-Vorlage:

Sehr geehrter [Name],

bitte setzen Sie sich dafür ein, dass Ihr Bundesland im Bundesrat den Vermittlungsausschuss anruft und das GKV-Beitragssatzstabilisierungsgesetz in dieser Form stoppt. Psychotherapeutinnen und Betroffene klaren seit Monaten darüber auf, dass die geplante Budgetierung psychotherapeutischer Leistungen bereits eine Katastrophe für die Versorgung ist. Sie gefährdet Therapieplätze, verlängert Wartezeiten und trifft Menschen, die dringend Hilfe brauchen. Doch jetzt wird es durch einen kurzfristig eingebrachten Anderungsantrag noch schlimmer: Die Mindestvergütung für psychotherapeutische Leistungen soll abgeschafft werden - also genau der Schutz, den das Bundessozialgericht seit 1999 entwickelt hat, damit Psychotherapie verlässlich und kostendeckend angeboten werden kann. Das darf nicht passieren. Wenn psychotherapeutische Leistungen schlechter vergütet werden, können Praxen weniger Behandlungen anbieten. Therapieplätze fallen weg, Wartezeiten werden länger und psychisch erkrankte Menschen bleiben ohne rechtzeitige Hilfe. Psychotherapie ist keine Luxusleistung. Sie ist medizinische Grundversorgung. Bitte verhindern Sie, dass dieser Schutz abgeschafft wird.

Mit freundlichen Grüßen [Name]

Hier eure Abgeordneten:

Deutscher Bundestag - Abgeordnete

Eine Übersicht über die gewählten Abgeordneten des Deutschen Bundestages, die Wahlkreise und Informationen über Tätigkeiten sowie Einkünfte,

Hier ein paar Quellen:

https://www.psychotherapieverbund.de/todesstoss

Bitte teilen!

[garlicandfish]

ACHTUNG!

Das Aktionsbündnis ruft explizit auf, (auch) die **Landes**abgeordneten anzuschreiben, weil die im Bundes**rat** sitzen: Der Bundesrat wird das Gesetz ratifizieren müssen, und entsprechend haben diese Menschen, die Macht, das Gesetz zu blockieren.

Also: Nicht (nur) die Bundestagsabgeordneten anschreiben, bitte! Es geht ja wirklich schnell, mit Copy und Paste diese Mails rauszuhauen. Bitte, bitte nimm Dir diese 10 Minuten!

Außerdem: Nimm dir vllt die Zeit, in den vorgeschriebenen Text einzufügen dass langfristig Einsparungen in der psychotherapeutischen Versorgung in der akuten und stationären Versorgung dieser Erkrankten mündet, was um ein Vielfaches teurer ist. Der Test argumentiert sonst vor allem moralisch, aber glaube auf wirtschaftliche Argumente achten Abgeordnete eher.

"Langfristig werden Einsparungen in der ambulanten psychotherapie darin münden, dass dieselben Erkranken akut und stationär behandelt werden müssen und teils arbeitsunfähig werden, was den Sozialstaat langfristig ein Vielfaches mehr kosten wird als die aktuellen Einsparungen in der Vergütung der Psychotherapeut:innen."

[spiribia]

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

[galedekarios]

urgent help: tippi

i never thought i'd make three posts in such a short time, but here i am because i've just been made aware of tippi and i cannot ignore him.

like jax and lias, tippi is another scared soul, who lacks any means to make himself be seen.

like them, he is currently trapped in the overcrowded state kill shelter in minsk and, also like them, is trying to find a home via the tierhilfe belarus (link 1 / link 2).

sadly, he has generated no interest or applicants after their posts. being seen is his only chance at a life a cat deserves.

tippi is:

male

2-3 years old

timid, shy

allows human touch

cat-friendly

if you are located in germany and are looking to adopt a cat, please consider tippi.

just like with jax and lias, i am more than willing to help with the adoption fee, if there is true interest in adopting him.

contact: [email protected]

if you cannot help directly, please share.

if you use facebook or instagram, you can interact with the posts about him directly to generate a wider reach for tippi.

[nopizzaaftermidnight]

[nopizzaaftermidnight]

June 26, 2014

What the heck! As of this reblog, this comic has 21 notes. Apparently a little reblog chain happened, but I don’t really remember noticing. Much higher numbers than my usual 0 or 1. My first taste of success, and I totally missed it!

[nopizzaaftermidnight]

honestly, if I had a comic take off I wouldn’t mind this one. I still like the joke.

[whosname]

[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

[no-terfs-no-swerfs-no-fascists]

We have no choice but to stan a queen 💪❤️👑

[themainspoon]

Trying to escape military service like: "Poison Seller, I require your weakest poisons."

[dumbtrannybitch]

it's actually so amazing she helped save the lives of the honorable men who did not wish to fight, while killing the most vile men, that is so fucking based

[galedekarios]

urgent help

i normally don't post things like this, but i saw this sweet boy and i can’t stop thinking about him.

jax is currently in a kill shelter in minsk and the tierhilfe belarus (link 1 / link 2) is trying to help him and others.

jax urgently needs a home.

jax is:

male

around 2–3 years old

shy, but allows touch

good with other cats

if anyone in germany is willing to adopt a cat, please consider jax.

contact: [email protected]

please contact them, let them know you're interested. they will take care of vaccinations, castration, and transport. there is a fee.

i'm willing to help with costs if there is true interest in adopting him. i just want him to be safe.

please share if you cannot help.

[only-tiktoks]

[kawree]

Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.

[symptomesper]

Also, if you’re even a little concerned about getting a hump or having trouble standing fully upright in your old age, this is how you prevent that. If you want to be up and about when you’re old you have to start when you’re younger. And keep in mind there is no bad time to start and it’s never too late. Starting today is way better than never starting at all.

[maswartz]